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Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #720 on: 05-29-2007 18:00 »

LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #721 on: 05-29-2007 21:50 »

Nibbler: My God, Leela.  We've been Sepia-tonerized.  Hurry up and hit the Undo effect button before this becomes permanent. 
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #722 on: 05-29-2007 23:11 »
« Last Edit on: 06-01-2007 00:00 »

Leela: This is like that Goosebumps book Fry had me read to him. I have to find something with color to get out of here or else we'll never get out of here! And when did I start wearing plaid suspenders and a bow?
Nibbler: Hurry get you lipstick I know that still has color. Hurry! I see the zobies of this real come to get it. *Mep*

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #723 on: 05-30-2007 01:57 »

Leela: Oh man, who turned down the color saturation in here?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #724 on: 05-30-2007 03:22 »

Leela: What's happening?
Nibbler: It would appear we have been caught in a sepia beam controlled by the evil Brainspawn.
Leela: Wait, Nibbler you can talk?
Nibbler: Er, no! The reason I'm talking is that...er... this is all a dream! A dreeeaaam

dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #725 on: 05-30-2007 04:39 »

Leela: No, Nibbler, i dont want a five legged  massage. And why is everything brown? Has Fry got diahrea again?
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #726 on: 05-30-2007 16:08 »

Nibbler: "Umm Leela?  It's worse than we thought.  Much worse.  I don't think we're out of kansas anymore."
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #727 on: 05-31-2007 07:41 »

After a while Root Beer Night at Planet Express began to mean only one thing: mandatory suppositories.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #728 on: 06-02-2007 10:16 »

futz wins.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #729 on: 06-02-2007 11:41 »

Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #730 on: 06-02-2007 11:46 »

Leela: "Amy, I can't belive you hooked up with that Victor creep."

Victor: "Can you belive it, I hooked up with both those girls last weekend!"
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #731 on: 06-02-2007 15:08 »

Leela: Amy I can't believe that you slept with him and didn't use protection.
Amy: Yeah I know. Now I got Electro-gonorrhea and on top of that the last guy I slept with got me pregnant now my parents are tying to force me to marry him I don't even know his name.
Leela: Well this is what you get for sleeping around.
*Inside window*
Victor: I got some ass. I got some ass. I got that ass!!! Twice. There was no dog food for Victor that night.
Malfunctioning Eddie: I got that chinese girl in bed. I had to get her drunk and drugged up but I got it. Now for the cyclops.

Sorry if that doesn't make sense but I just took my SAT adn now I can't think strait.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
DoTheBenderOhAh

Crustacean
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« Reply #732 on: 06-02-2007 15:15 »

Victor: Youll never believe this, i talked both of those nimwits into paying 100,000 for the car...and dinner for three at elzars!

Leela: Amy WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?....dinner with him?

Amy: Well he seemed trustworthy
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #733 on: 06-02-2007 17:15 »

Victor:..And then I sold her the car.

Leela: I can't believe you bought this car with out even a test drive.

Amy: What are you talking about, Leela?  Victor took me out yesterday and I rode him all night.  I just hope he calls after the check clears like he said he would.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #734 on: 06-04-2007 07:43 »

I'll call this one tomorrow AM.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #735 on: 06-04-2007 14:17 »

Are any of these not about sex?  It's like mine is the only mind not in the gutter.

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Leela: Well you should be embarrassed. Farting in public is rarely humorous and even less appropriate.  You should just be glad that salesguy didn't laugh in your face.

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Okay, so I'm not far from the gutter.
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #736 on: 06-04-2007 18:19 »
« Last Edit on: 06-04-2007 18:19 »

Amy: Uh, Leela, I have a confession to make. I took a sign off of one of the cars and taped it to your back.

Leela: What's it say?

Amy: Uh...Low mileage, reasonably priced.

edit: Had a better idea.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #737 on: 06-04-2007 21:26 »

Amy:  Make them stop laughing at me!

Leela:  Well, you shouldn't have crashed your car into this office building.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #738 on: 06-05-2007 22:24 »

Mmmmm... though selection, I'll go with LayZ341.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #739 on: 06-05-2007 22:44 »

Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #740 on: 06-06-2007 01:35 »
« Last Edit on: 06-06-2007 01:35 »

Igpee: (to Fry) Here, your career chip says you're a cryogenic counseler. Welcome aboard!
Leela: No, wait! I'm the cryogenic counselor!
Igpee: No your not.According to your career chip, your a prostitute!
Fry: Really? (To Leela) How much can I get for $20?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #741 on: 06-06-2007 06:43 »
« Last Edit on: 06-06-2007 06:43 »

Igpee: Ahh, you are now our cryogenic counselor.
Leela: But if he's actually the cryognic counselor then how did I get to work here in the first place?
Igpee: You did things to me that my horrible wife never has never done and I figured that the male defrostees could use something like that when they woke up after a thousand years.
Fry: Really, (To Leela) How come you never gave me any of that? I would have felt better about being here.
Leela: Remember, you ran after you got your carreer assignment.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #742 on: 06-06-2007 07:05 »
« Last Edit on: 06-06-2007 07:05 »

Ipgee: Welcome aboard counselor.

Leela: But that's my chip.

Ipgee: Do not worry Leela. According to his life line you can have it back in 6 months.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #743 on: 06-06-2007 09:46 »
« Last Edit on: 06-06-2007 09:46 »

Ipgee: Price check on the cryogenics counselor.

Fry: But I'm not a cryogenics counselor.

Leela: Shut up Fry, if they think you are I get a discount.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #744 on: 06-06-2007 10:15 »

Igpee: By the look of your palm you're going to be a cryogenic counsellor
Leela: Yes, we already know, it says it on the screen
Igpee:...No it doesn't.
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #745 on: 06-06-2007 11:07 »

Igpee: Congratulations, you are now a cryogenic counselor.  The official duties of a cryogenic counselor are to wake up the people that are frozen, make sure they find a support group, and pleasure me during your breaks. 
Fry: Pleasure you?
Igpee: Yes.  That is only reason I did not fire Leela in the first place.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #746 on: 06-06-2007 14:24 »

Fry: I'm not one to make judgements about what people do in their own bedrooms, but do you have to use my hand to do it?"
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #747 on: 06-09-2007 12:26 »

futz wins.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #748 on: 06-09-2007 13:27 »



Any suggestions for the name of the next thread are welcome as well (no page 20).
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #749 on: 06-09-2007 14:02 »
« Last Edit on: 06-09-2007 14:02 »

My suggestion for next thread: Well, it took an hour to write. I thought it would take an hour to read. 2.0

Whatever title wins, better include dub thread not framegrab thread in the title.  So we won't have people guessing which episode the grab is from.


Morgan(thinking): I wonder if Leela is checking out my ass?
Leela(thinking): It's so round...I want to stop but I can't look away.
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #750 on: 06-09-2007 14:09 »

Morgan: Why is ther a phallic object in your locker?
Leela: Well, sometimes a cyclops get lonely.
Morgan:You should have gone to Bender.  He has the same problem.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #751 on: 06-09-2007 19:03 »

Leela: OH CRAP! I forgot to clean out my locker before inspection.

Morgan: You locker is a mess and that is the most hideous jacket I've ever seen......mmmm.

Leela: I don't like where this is heading.
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #752 on: 06-09-2007 22:13 »
« Last Edit on: 06-10-2007 00:00 »

Morgan: Leela we have some tension that we need to work out and the best way I can think of to losen it is to do it here were no one will go...
Leela: I don't know what Bender told you but I don't go that way.
Morgan: I think you do. Get rid of this jacket now and get sometihing with better taste.

Ahh got something that made sense-ish...

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #753 on: 06-10-2007 06:27 »

Morgan: Leela, I'm deducting your pay for having the worst taste in jacket colours I have ever seen!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #754 on: 06-11-2007 14:41 »

I'll give this one a day yet.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #755 on: 06-11-2007 15:01 »

Morgan: Lime Green? Darling i'd rather have Lima Beans
Leela: Oh, come on, at least I don't look like someone from the 1920's
Morgan: At least I don't look like someone from those Science Fiction Movies from the 1920's
Bender: DOG FIGHT! Lucky i got the camera from the hospital.
Leela: What was it doing there?
Bender: Well, the guy i got it from were filming a octo-man baby comming out.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #756 on: 06-11-2007 16:50 »
« Last Edit on: 06-11-2007 16:50 »

I start a new Grab Caption thread now since this one is about maxed out.

Mods can put this one to bed.
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