Hold Still, I don't have good depth perception! framegrab thread

[Reply #600 on:]

I should have put this up last night...

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
 Needless to say, of course.   

Leela: Bender I can't belive that you actually thougth you could scare me.
Bender: I wasn't trying to scare you. The professor decided to try out his new invention that could change a robot into a jerked mummy.
Leela: Why would he want to turn you in to a peice of jerked mummy?
Bender: Hermes talked him into it. Hermes always hated me. But Hermes is no longer here. *Evil laugh*
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Bender 1: I'm not sad because I finally found someone as great as me. It's like I always say, "Make new friends and keep the old. One is silver--"
Bender A: "And the other's gold."

AIM: lissxo1221

Fry/Leela ♥, Harry/Hermione ♥ Good friendships build the best relationships.

[Reply #601 on:]

Bender: "I don't get it.  I redecorate the apartment; I get a keg big enough to supply a rehab clinic for three weeks; I trick you into coming here wearing that, and all he does is T.P. my body and walk away...  What's a guy-bot gotta do?"

Leela: [sigh] "Bender, you can't sell a guy's member on the black market and just expect him to shrug it off"

[Reply #602 on:]

Bender: Jeez, humans get so defensive when you tell them they should start wearing panties.

[Reply #603 on:]

When Bender woke up he was covered with toilet paper next to an empty keg the size of a hovercar. As his headache faded he  realised he had overdone it on the New Year's Eve party once again.

[Reply #604 on:]

FENIX wins a fancy costume, of either Robin Hood or the Batman. Your choice.

LayZ341 wins a roll of toilet paper from that ladies room. Inevitable, wasn't it? You'd just be careful with it now, after all the trouble I went through to get it.

dr.bender nye gets a free wind up engine! Just watch out, though, I hear the price of keys is going to skyrocket...

FuturamaPac recieves a roll of Boomaroll, the only toilet paper that comes back! Incidently, I had to take this one from the men's restroom...

Sine Wave gets a nice heaping portion of roasted lemming.

futz suprised me. I thought he was saying Bender was trying to seduce Leela. Weird. Only one word can change the entire scene, you know? You can have... A keg. Yeah, a whole keg of acetone. That'll do. That'll do.

Decapodian wins a pair of pants to hide his avatar's nudity...

Bendersfan1221 gets a keg-shaped coffin. Careful, it's not zombie-proof.

soylentOrange is required to report to the nearest recruitment center for testosterone injections.

And DrThunder88 can post the next grab! I'm keeping the panties.

[Reply #605 on:]

*bump*

@Dr.T: I guess on the humor scale of undergarments it goes like this: panties > underpants > underwear.

[Reply #606 on:]

G-string > thong > panties.... 

Xan - Could'a gone that way but I don't think Bender would have much trouble doing that. It wouldn't get all complex the next morning.

[Reply #607 on:]

I have to admit, I was on the fence as to whether I was going to use "underpants" or "panties."  I think "panties" won because it makes the context seem dirtier.

Anyway:

[Reply #608 on:]

Fry: Why is it that two good looking girls give me a wallet with no money when i know the're'll be a bad suprise in there? Amy, could you hold this?
Amy: Sure. (Opens it, saying "I wuv you" ) Fry, thats so sweet!

[Reply #609 on:]

Fry: Amy, why did you give me this wallet? I already have one.
Amy: Fry your wallet is from the 20th century and it's full of holes.
Fry: Hey, this cost me $50. I got it from a vendor that Mr. Panucci told me to go to to get a cheap wallet.
Amy: Just take the wallet that I bought you. It'll allow us to make sure that you don't get killed on missions and It'll keep your money from being stolen.
Fry: What money? I spent it all on a new pair of Lightspeed brand briefs to impress people.

[Reply #610 on:]

Fry: Will it eat me?

[Reply #611 on:]

Fry: Thanks for the wallet.

Amy: Wallet? It's a chip chop slug sandwich. I made it just for you. I thought you'd need something after all the casual sex last night. Don't you like it?

Fry: Aaaah... yeah mmmm yum yum.

[Reply #612 on:]

Fry: Uh, this doesn't happend to me a lot.  How much should I pay you, again?

Amy: What??!!

[Reply #613 on:]

Fry was further dismayed to realize the sub-par animation of this panel included a lack of money in his wallet.

[Reply #614 on:]

Very close, but I'd say Xanfor edges out LayZ on this one.

[Reply #615 on:]

Hee hee, two in a row! Burn on you, tnuk!



I went through many frames to find one where Leela was smiling. I'm dismayed at how hard that's getting.

[Reply #616 on:]

Leela: Look! A space cow!
Fry:*looks up in astonishment*

[Reply #617 on:]

Leela: Thats the guy!  The guy in the green with the pipe, he's the stalker!  He has been following me, trying to get pictures of me smiling.  He's deranged!

[Reply #618 on:]

Leela: "Oh no, it's KC and the Sunshine Bandits!"

Bender: "Gaaah!"

Cubert: "If I could see past the end of my nose I'd get us out of this situation."

Fry: "Shake, shake, shake..."

[Reply #619 on:]

Leela: Oh god, it's a Space Tyranasourous(sp?)it's going to take some extremly carfel piloting and no disruptions to keep up from getting eaten.
Fry: Leela, this maybe a bad time but... Can you get my pupils out of this look-throughy thingy?
Leela: Fry later. Like when we're not getting attacked by a space Tyranasourous(sp?).
Bender: Neat I can see all it's teeth and it's tonsils. *Takes a picture*
Cubert: It's impossible for that thing to even be alive right now. *Leela does a sharp turn flinging Cubert into Bender*
Cubert and Bender: Ow.

[Reply #620 on:]

Leela: Oh my God!  A space shark!  Quick Bender, bloody Cubert's nose and toss him out the airlock. The feeding frenzy will give us a chance to escape.

[Reply #621 on:]

Fry: Parking space dead ahead captain.

Leela: Shields up, ahead flank speed.

Bender: Nerds, thousands of them!

Cubert: Don't wet yourself toolbox it's just a sci-fi convention.

[Reply #622 on:]

Leela: Oh my GOD! Its a mirror that makes us look even hotter, but for me, i look the same.
Fry: If you think thats hot, you should check the Porno-scope!
(Edit: Im sorry for going that low but i could only think of that)

[Reply #623 on:]

Leela: Look over there! It's a space bird, no its a space plane, no its..
Fry(Looking through periscope) No, it's just a space bird.
Leela: Aw...

[Reply #624 on:]

Leela: Fry, you idiot, with the safeties removed, the stupeedos detonated too close to the ship.  Now Bender and Cubert are completely stupified and immoble.
Fry: On the plus side, now we finally join the Teamsters.

[Reply #625 on:]

I reckon LayZ has this one

[Reply #626 on:]

Ok, let me go salvagin' through the space goodie bag, see...

FuturamaPac wins a big juicy space steak.

Sine Wave: That's the way, uhu uhu, I like it, uhu uhu, that's the way, uhu uhu, I like it...

Bendersfan1221 recieves a real live space bone.

Crash_7 should really have a space fish, but the space shark ate them all.

futz is banned from the next Gallifrey One convention, and will be forced to mind-meld with the ghost of Patrick Troughton.

dr.bender nye recieves a proper space mirror. A mirror universe! Do try to be a merciful deity...

Decapodian gets a voucher for a free bicycle repair man.

DrThunder88 gets an honorable mention for the use of 'stupeedos'.

And LayZ341. Only just now did I realize that Leela is actually pointing directly at my avatar. Until this moment I'd merely thought that someone had finally seen through to whom I really was.

But, alas. Post a new grab, heartbreaker...

[Reply #627 on:]

[Reply #628 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
Ok, let me go salvagin' through the space goodie bag, see...

FuturamaPac wins a big juicy space steak.

*Eats steak*

Bender: I can see your cards

[Reply #629 on:]

Bender:  Hey meatbag, so the skintube shot you down again - you'll always have Bender and beer - you're paying, of course.

[Reply #630 on:]

While Bender quoted Warren Buffet on proper investment strategies, Fry was distracted by the constant nuisance of the chip those aliens had put in the back mof his neck.

[Reply #631 on:]

Bender: Don't worry, Fry, i still have 3 "Get-Out-Of-Jail" cards, we can do 3 more illeagle things to do.
Fry: All we do is steal beer in the Liqer Store and i get none of it.
Bender: Change of plan, meatbag, your goingto steal beer for me down at the Zeferelle bar

[Reply #632 on:]

Fry [sigh]: It's just not fair.  We've checked every 7^11 in New Manhattan and nobody's even heard of a Slurpee.  How am I supposed to satisfy my craving now?

Bender: "Well, I could shove these three pieces of cardboard I found in the gutter down your throat.  It would have the same effect on your body."

Fry: "Thanks Bender, but without blue flavor its just not the same."

[Reply #633 on:]

Fry: Bender why did you steal all my money?
Bender: I'll give it back to you if you eat a Purple Neptunian Slug.
Fry: Nah I'm not falling for that again. You keep it. I'll just get the money back by woking a strip joint or something.

[Reply #634 on:]

Fry: I give up. I'm never get spend the night with Leela.

Bender: Here, want one of my coupons?

Fry: Coupon? No thanks Bender I can't eat right now.

Bender: You don't get a book of coupons every holiday? You know, she...

Fry: I throw all that junk mail away.

Bender: But...

Fry: You're a robot. You probably don't understand.

Bender: But...

[Reply #635 on:]

Bender: What's the matter, buddy?  Not impressed with my pull-three-dollars-out-your-ear trick?
Fry: Not since I remembered that's where I keep the cash I don't want you to find.

[Reply #636 on:]

Bender: Come on Fry, I never ask you for much, do I? All I'm saying is that I know you've got a secret storage compartment that you never use, won't you hide these forged credit cards there for a couple of days to help your friend Bender?
Fry: Uhm, I'm not sure where you think this storage compartment is, but if it's where I think you think it is, it isn't, and I'm not doing it.
Bender: Fine. They're all registered in your name anyway.

[Reply #637 on:]

Bender: Pick a card, any card!

[Reply #638 on:]

Fry: OH MY GOD, A MOLDY SANDWICH! I haven't had a good one of those since I got frozen and lost access to my nonfunctional fridge.
Bender: Even better its a stack of $100 bills.
Fry: <Disapointed> Oh. well that's good too, I guess.

[Reply #639 on:]

tnuk wins.