Hold Still, I don't have good depth perception! framegrab thread

[Reply #480 on:]

"Why why why?... Here I am, minding my own business, when suddenly I find myself on a couch in some back alley with a naked man, a cyclops, and man in a white nylon shirt!"

 

Originally posted by Sine Wave:

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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

[Reply #481 on:]

Fry: so what that I sold your body, you sold my clothes, which makes us even.

[Reply #482 on:]

Bender: I don't remember what we did last night, but it had better have been the most fun that excessive consumption has ever caused me to forget.

[Reply #483 on:]

Apologies for the nerdiness of this, but:

Bender:  Fry, I know you're trying to fit in with the robots, but just because you've changed doesn't mean I have to check your dirty bits.

[Reply #484 on:]

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Your pic isn't showing, Fizzle. Try asking -mArc- or one of the other older members how to post pictures, that's how I learned to do it   

Probably a little late and a little off-topic at this point, but I"m the webmaster of The Infosphere. I've been having trouble with people stealing my bandwidth by posting pics (especially on myspace pages). However, I like Peelified (most of the Infosphere's members come from here), so I've put peelified.com on the whitelist of sites that can hotlink images. Reloading page twelve (I know, late post) will show the image now. And enjoy posting images from the Infosphere from now on, all you PEELers. Hooray you!

[Reply #485 on:]

I'll give this one to JBERGES.

[Reply #486 on:]

 

Bender: Fry, I know you're trying to fit in with the robots, but just because you've changed doesn't mean I have to check your dirty bits.

Oh man, that had me laughing so hard I think my roommate was worried I might die...

[Reply #487 on:]

Ah, thanks; computer science humor wins out.  It also becomes a good pickup line if properly rearranged

Anyway:

[Reply #488 on:]

Bender: Say, while you're down there...

[Reply #489 on:]

Fry: It's okay, Bender.  One of the benefits of morbid robesity is that you make a handy pillow.
Bender: Oh god, how could I let myself go back to FAT32?
Leela: Don't worry.  Once we get you up and mobile, you'll be exFAT in no time.

[Reply #490 on:]

"Don't worry, guys. The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that entropy can never be reversed, regardless of any ACs. So, if you decrease entropy in one place, you must increase it in another. Thus, when I cleaned up my registry, it only fair that my outward appearance would be that of which the ever-enforcing universal physical processes would select to inflict their wretched being."

"You mean... You've got gas?"

[Reply #491 on:]

Bender: Oh, God. How did I manage to let my self go this badly? I look like the fat guys i those old T.V. shows that Fry watches.
Leela: Bender your not fat... You just somehow managed to get pregant form one of the many hookerbots that you have dated or from Planet Express ship.
Fry: How would a man-bot get pregant in the first place? In fact how would any robot get pregnant?

Man I'm bad at stuff like this 

[Reply #492 on:]

Leela: Well looks like someone has a "bun in the oven".
Bender: HA HA, yeah.  The funny thing is, that this time I took a baby out before the actual oven was installed.

[Reply #493 on:]

Fry: You're right I can hear the ocean.

Leela: Fry that's not the ocean.

Bender: Sucker.

[Reply #494 on:]

Bender: "Oh yeah, Leela, that feels good... Woah, WOAH! You're going a little too far, Fry."

[Reply #495 on:]

Ahahaha... FAT32.  DrT takes it with computer science and a pun at the same time.

[Reply #496 on:]

Yeah, I sort of figured it would go over well with the pun-loving, computer nerd set.

[Reply #497 on:]

Bender: Ok, you two go and hide somewhere in the city and I will sterili-.... I-I mean find you with the F-Ray.
Leela: I thought that the Professor had to destroy it becuse it was killing kids with leathal doses of radiation.
Fry: Bender lets go play with it on our own. Leela's a spoil-sport. We can kill owls and stuff.
Bender: Lets go commit some felonies with this baby!!

[Reply #498 on:]

"Hey, I'm so gorgeous, there's a six month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear, every time I am near!"

[Reply #499 on:]

Bender: Fry, you get a 12-pack of beer.

Fry: Check!

Bender: Leela, you take off all your clothes.

Leela: Check! Wait! How will that get rid of the owls?

Bender: It won't but in a half hour we won't care.

[Reply #500 on:]

Bender: Leela, how many times to I have to tell you? No more talking about how you, i mean we got into this in the first place.

P.S Where's the grab come from? It's great quality.

[Reply #501 on:]

Bender: "Come on, guys.  Think about it.  10,000 units, times $1.50 on the black market.  Add a one and two zeroes to that and..."

Leela: "For the last time, Bender.  We are not helping you steal all of the city's manhole covers!"

[Reply #502 on:]

Bender: I don't understand why you two won't just have sex already.

[Reply #503 on:]

Bender [robotic voice]: I will do that for you lailea

Leela: Well fry, it hasn't quite got the hang of names, but i've got to hand it to you, this fake bender does sort out at least 94% of original bender's messes

[Reply #504 on:]

Bender: "And then you- what? What's the problem, it's not like you two were planning some afternoon delight or anything."

Fry and Leela: "Um, uh, ...."

Bender: "Oh. Your. God."

[Reply #505 on:]

Xanfor wins this round.

FuturamaPac, I usually grab my own frames from my DVDs.

[Reply #506 on:]

You picked me, you can't unpick me!



 

[Reply #507 on:]

Bender: Look! I have bigger boobs than you!

[Reply #508 on:]

@DrThunder88: Oh ok wow, I wish i could do that

Bender: And hahaha, then you, hahaha, oh i'm sorry, baaaahahaha! You, you... Haahahah!

[Reply #509 on:]

Bender: Hey, someone better turn up the heat in here.  It looks like Leela is getting a little nippy, HAHAHAHAHA!!

[Reply #510 on:]

Bender: "I won a million in a lottery! I won a million!" she said. Bwah ha ha! A million candy heart misprints! Bwah ha ha! Even Nibbler won't eat 'em! Bwah ha ha!

[Reply #511 on:]

Bender: "He actually found one that impressed you? Hahaha, you're pathetic."

[Reply #512 on:]

Leela: Not only is it totally disgusting, but channeling Zapp Brannigan's dreams shouldn't even be possible.

[Reply #513 on:]

So, Thuder88, I hear you can get your own grabs from your DVDs. Say, could you do me a favor? I've been looking and looking for a decent quality framegrab of the character in my avatar, exactly as he his, you know, with the raised left eyebrow and all that. I was sort of wondering if you could get one for me. You know, just asking.

And... Maybe I'll give the game just a few more days... Somebody make me proud! 

[Reply #514 on:]

Bender: I can't believe that you slept with Zapp again!!!! *Evil Laugh* I'm telling Fry!
Leela: No Bender please don't. Fry'll call off the wedding. You know I love Fry but when Zapp came up to me he was crying because I was getting married and dragged me out to a bar for drings to celebrate the engaement. He must of put something in my drink that made me pass out and not remember anything. Next thing I know is I'm laying in a bed with him. Please Bender I'll do anything for you to not tell Fry.
Bender: Anything?
Leela: Yes.
Bender: You have to be in one of my Porno movies that's my latest scam. All those loser people that rely on this stuff to make them not feel like losers for a few minutes that's tons of money. *laughs*
Leela: Fine as long as you don't tell Fry. Well let's get rid of these millions of tiny heart cany Zapp sent.
Bender: What do you mean us?

Sorry that was so long but it was all that cam in to my half asleep brain. I just got back from a school trip to Virginia and the trip back was almost 12 hours so forgive my triedness and randomness.

[Reply #515 on:]

Bender: You got a brain-freeze from beer? [retarded laughing]
Leela: It was very cold!
Bender: Pffft,amateur.

[Reply #516 on:]

Xanfor, don't let it influence your decision.

[Reply #517 on:]

JoshTheater receives the Incredible Ingot of Immaturity.

FuturamaPac receives the Luscious Lump of Laughter. (Or it could be sour cream. I'm not too sure.)

LayZ341 receives a free coupon for an Buy-One-Get-One-Free air-conditioning estimate.

Futz can have all the candy hearts he wants.

Sine Wave gets the Oscillator of Obnoxiousness. (Nothing personal, it's just that that's one of the only awards I have left. I think I won it in Off-Topic a few months ago...)

Bendersfan1221 wins the Lemming of Lengthlyness, provided she bashes anti-shippers with it.

DrThunder88 receives a handshake and a notice telling him he has 90 days in which to claim a reasonable favor from me.

And Writer unit32 pays for all the beer. And he has to exert some effort in posting a new grab. Come on, come on, we're waiting. Upsie Daisy, fella!

[Reply #518 on:]

OMG liek i wined!!1

[Reply #519 on:]

Fry: No! I don't want a soul kiss too! And let's see your other hand!

Leela: Take your time Bender.