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futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #360 on: 02-25-2007 00:43 »

Fry: ...then the female human, after taking all the male's money, rips off his head and drinks all of his blood.

Kif: (Shuddering) Uh hh hh...

Bender: I never knew human mating was so dangerous.

Fry: And that's just the first date!

Kif, Bender: Gasp!

Fry: It was even worse a 1000 years ago.
Fatdude

Bending Unit
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« Reply #361 on: 02-25-2007 01:20 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2007 01:20 »

Leela: Fry, I hate to say it, but no amount drugs could ever make this story intresting.

Fry: really, I thought it was working.
Electerik

Starship Captain
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« Reply #362 on: 02-25-2007 10:45 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2007 10:45 »

Lots of good entries. (Although, I was really hoping that someone would do something with Kif's cowboy getup.)

But since I must choose but one winner, that one shall be....

Crash_7
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #363 on: 02-25-2007 12:21 »

Fry: So he opened the door and there was a squishy green alien in a cowboy outfit!

Fatdude

Bending Unit
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« Reply #364 on: 02-25-2007 14:40 »

this ones tough
JoshTheater

Space Pope
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« Reply #365 on: 02-25-2007 17:27 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2007 17:27 »

Leela: *thinking* Just smile and nod. By the looks of the cracked ceiling, soon the roof will come down and kill them both! HAHAHA!

Armando: Hey, wanna do it on the roof?

Amy: Sure!

Leela: *thinking* Damn it!!
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #366 on: 02-25-2007 18:34 »

Leela (to herself through clenched teeth): Just keep smiling until they leave, then you can throw up.

What you don't see is that the man Amy's walking with is half squid.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #367 on: 02-25-2007 19:10 »

Leela: No coffee for me, thanks!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #368 on: 02-25-2007 23:00 »

I cant see the picture.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #369 on: 02-26-2007 00:21 »
« Last Edit on: 02-26-2007 00:21 »

Open your eyes, nyuk, nyuk. Or try refreshing the page.
Fatdude

Bending Unit
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« Reply #370 on: 02-26-2007 13:04 »

Amy: me  and this guy are going to go see a movie you want to come leela?

Leela: No, I've had too much too drink and im starting to see uno, you just go along now and
have a good time!(her face starts twitching and contorting when she sees him put his arm around her)

guy: is she gonna be ok?

Amy: yeah
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #371 on: 02-26-2007 13:16 »

Leela: *To self* How am i supposed to tell Amy that her new boyfriend is a cardboard cutout advertising the new gym across the street
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #372 on: 02-26-2007 17:25 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by futz:
Open your eyes, nyuk, nyuk. Or try refreshing the page.
I've opened my eyes and I have refreshed the page a hundred times but i still cant see the picture.

Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #373 on: 02-26-2007 19:45 »

Well, I don't know what to tell you.  Here, see if you can get it directly: http://usera.imagecave.com/Crash_7/ISTE1.jpg
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #374 on: 02-26-2007 22:01 »

Leela: [thinking] Wow, that Armando guy has one nice looking chest.

Armando: [thinking] Wow, this Amy girl has one nice looking chest.
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #375 on: 02-27-2007 18:42 »

JoshTheater is up.
JoshTheater

Space Pope
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« Reply #376 on: 02-28-2007 17:08 »

I won?!
I won!!!
:::dances an Irish jig:::

Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #377 on: 02-28-2007 17:17 »

Leela: Dont worry,professor,we'll get you in the hospital.
Bender: Yeah.If by "hospital' she meens a garbage bin.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #378 on: 02-28-2007 19:39 »

Amy: What are you guy doing with the Prof?

Leela: Hes dying and his last wish was to have a fivesome with a cyclops, a lobster, a robot and a delivery boy.
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #379 on: 02-28-2007 21:28 »

Zoidberg: I'll begin the surgery now. I'll have to make an insession from the bladder to the area where his third heart should be, but it seems like there's something in the way on the lower end. Perhaps we should amputate it---

Leela: ---I think we'll just get some antacid for his stomach.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #380 on: 02-28-2007 22:13 »

Prof: But I can combine all of you into one creature. Look the book says it's possible.

Leela, Fry, Zoid: Nope. Not today. Not gonna happen.

Bender: Oh! Amy, you and Leela make a wish.

Amy: I think it would be kind of neat...

LFZB: No!
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #381 on: 03-01-2007 06:42 »

"Leela... Shouldn't you be the one laying down here?"

MaNBoT

Bending Unit
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« Reply #382 on: 03-01-2007 08:27 »
« Last Edit on: 03-01-2007 08:27 »

Professor- "Now if my culculations are correct, Thrusting me in an upward motion should put my back and hips back into place"

Leela- "Amy will you help"

Amy- "Slpuhh, I just painted my nails"

Leela- *mutters* "Typical"

Group-"1,2 and 3..."

Proffessor-"Argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... ............................. ............................. ............................. ... My culculations weren't correct."

Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #383 on: 03-01-2007 08:48 »
« Last Edit on: 03-01-2007 08:48 »

Bender: Its me you're going to leave your vast riches to, not Cubert!... Huh, what are all you guys mugging him for to!?

Leela: My jacket back, he never returned it!

Amy: My blood back!

Fry: Another piece of jerky!

Zoidberg: *Shouts* One of my organs he stole, which I need to live!

Fry: I guess yours is the worst Zoidberg, here you have him

*Tosses the Proffesor to Zoidberg and the group leave*

Zoidberg: Haha, now the rubber band is on the other claw, that food is mine!

       big grin
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #384 on: 03-01-2007 11:30 »

Professor: Alright, FINE! I'll give you all a raise.  Just stop tossing me off the building.
Bender: We'll stop tossing you off the building, when you stop surviving.
Leela: Wait Bender, he said he was going to pay us.
futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #385 on: 03-01-2007 17:21 »

Professor: So if my calculations are correct, this is the exact position I will be in when the Death Squad comes to take me away. I got it from this handy "Dignified Dying Positions" handbook.

Leela: Uhh, Professor, I think that's a kama sutra book.

Amy: Pfft, like you'd know...

Professor: Ahh, I thought "The Monkey" involved too many bananas.
JoshTheater

Space Pope
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« Reply #386 on: 03-01-2007 17:55 »

Hm...I'll have to give it to LayZ341.  smile
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #387 on: 03-02-2007 16:56 »

Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #388 on: 03-02-2007 17:12 »

Fry: Ah jeez, Bender. Are you gonna be OK?

Leela: If only I hadn't had that stupid can-opener.

Amy: He doesn't look any different to me...

Zoidberg: Poor woman, the blades sliced straight through her cloaca.

Professor: *sigh* One never knows the true gravity his own fate until he witnisses it through someone else. My body, too, is failing, and what kind of existence will I have? Alone in a drawer, or confined to a glass case for all eternity? No, I want to die with dignity, but how is that possible with my body, my mind slipping away fom me slowly, day by day? As time scythes down each passing day,
I truly wonder when my last will come.
JoshTheater

Space Pope
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« Reply #389 on: 03-02-2007 17:19 »

Fry: Are you sure having me kill Hermes wouldn't make you feel any better?

Leela: Would having me slap Fry so he stops asking you that make you feel any better?

Bender: *sigh* I used to be able to kill and slap, and chop people up into tiny pieces. Now all I can do is watch them stare and sleep standing in front of me...
Fatdude

Bending Unit
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« Reply #390 on: 03-02-2007 18:58 »

Fry: bender! did you get another antenna installed?

i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #391 on: 03-02-2007 19:52 »
« Last Edit on: 03-02-2007 19:52 »

Zoidberg- [singing] Oh Danny Boy--

Bender- I'm not dead yet!

Professor- You're not fooling anyone like that, you know.
slurm junkie

Crustacean
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« Reply #392 on: 03-03-2007 03:11 »

Fry: Im sorry i asked you to steal those circular saws bender.

Leela: STEAL? He used my credit card.

Amy: CREDIT CARD? My wallet is missing.

Prof:  Good news everyone, Bender`s salary will be split between all of you.

Zoidberg: I set up the suicide booth behind me, Hooray, i can afford to buy a wallet!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #393 on: 03-03-2007 07:39 »

Fry: Bender, did you dump Planet Express ship again?

Leela: No he was dating a locomotive last I heard.

Bender: Uuuuuuuh....
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #394 on: 03-03-2007 07:45 »

"Wow, that's not an angle you see everyday."

Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #395 on: 03-03-2007 13:18 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2007 13:18 »

Leela: Zoiderg he was made of metal! What were you thinking of eating him for...
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #396 on: 03-04-2007 09:36 »

futz wins.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #397 on: 03-04-2007 12:26 »

Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #398 on: 03-04-2007 16:49 »

Are you sure this is the smallest condom you have?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #399 on: 03-04-2007 20:12 »
« Last Edit on: 03-04-2007 20:12 »

Leela- It's getting really hot in here. Maybe I should take something off...
*porno slow guitar riff begins to play*
... Actually, I'll keep my clothes on.
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