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LayZ341

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« Reply #320 on: 02-17-2007 21:06 »
« Last Edit on: 02-17-2007 21:06 »

Well, last time I had Bender selling Fry's kidneys, but I guess that wasn't sinister enough.  Plus, Bender is capable of any despicable act.



TOTPD!!
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #321 on: 02-18-2007 07:29 »

"On my wife I'm building, guess what I want to go right here..."

DrThunder88

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« Reply #322 on: 02-18-2007 16:12 »

Sine Wave wins this round.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #323 on: 02-18-2007 18:14 »

I'd like to thank my mom, Jesus, Electerik, and Quaker State for helping me win here tonight.

Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #324 on: 02-18-2007 18:19 »

Fry: Well,this is a little awkward.
Leela: Yeah,and we've got six hours left.
Fry: The morral of the story is: Never sign up for starring in a tar pit comersial.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #325 on: 02-18-2007 18:33 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2007 18:33 »

Fry: Well, it looks like we're going to be stuck here for a while.
Leela: Yeah, nothing to do but just wait for death.
Fry: You know, we could....
Leela: Hold it Fry.  Just because I've lost all hope doesn't mean I lost all of my self-respect.
Fry:(mumbling) I'm surprised you have any left, I thought Zapp took it all.
Leela: What did you say!!
Fry: Uh, I didn't say anything.  It must have been a tar-shark or something.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #326 on: 02-18-2007 22:01 »

Fry: "Man, I never thought looking for a parking space could be so dangerous."

Leela: "Yeah... Why the heck did they put the La Brea tar pits in the middle of Los Angeles anyway?"
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #327 on: 02-18-2007 23:11 »

Leela: Fry! Why did you make me drive into this damn tar Pit?

Fry: I thought it was chocolate....
JoshTheater

Space Pope
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« Reply #328 on: 02-18-2007 23:47 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2007 23:47 »

Fry: Why did we need so much oil? I thought this ship was a hybrid!

Leela: You wish! It's an all-American gas-guzzler!

Fry: Then why does the dashboard say "Made in New New Zealand"?

Leela: Fry, that's a banana sticker that YOU put there.

Fry: What?! Bananas are for smelly apes! Why would I be eating one?!

Leela: (muttering) Answered your own question...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #329 on: 02-19-2007 00:19 »

Fry: You'd think there'd be a rest stop between Earth and The Burrito System.

Leela: I've got power to maximum! We might make it!

Fry: I'm going to miss Hermes.

Leela: The sign in the ship's bathroom clearly said "No Smoking".
Xanfor

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« Reply #330 on: 02-19-2007 07:31 »

Leela stared straight ahead, willing for tears not to form in her eye. She'd thought that since they were here, about to die any second, she could tell Fry of her true feelings.

But she couldn't. She was too afraid.

Fry, blissfully unaware of Leela's emotional dilemma, just couldn't get over the fact that she was wearing chopsticks in her hair.

To be continued...

Electerik

Starship Captain
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« Reply #331 on: 02-19-2007 15:44 »

Fry: I don't think my prom date is gonna show up.
Leela: (Sighs) Mine, either.
Fry: Hey, wanna just go together?
Leela: Um...no.
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #332 on: 02-19-2007 15:51 »
« Last Edit on: 02-19-2007 15:51 »

Fry: Well, we're stuck in a pit of tar, alone, unattended..

Leela: Hold it, buster, when i say we can play pelvet peanuckle then i say we can. Anyway it was your fault we crashed here!

Fry: It was for a valid reason, leela! It's a little stuffy in here, i'll just take off my shirt..

*What a shit avatar*
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #333 on: 02-19-2007 17:23 »

Whats with the new avatar, shiny ass?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #334 on: 02-20-2007 14:30 »

(Leela, is trying to avoid her date with Fry...)

Fry: Leela - you're not going to win in a staring contest with a planet - can we hurry up and get to the resturant?

Leela: 5 more hours

Fry: but the resturant closes then

Leela (to self): exactly
Crash_7

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« Reply #335 on: 02-20-2007 20:45 »
« Last Edit on: 02-20-2007 20:45 »

Leela: Fry, I can't hold this position forever. My neck is getting stiff.

Fry: Come on, Leela. Just a few more minutes. The only way I can get this midget wrestling channel is to tie the TV antenna to your head.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #336 on: 02-20-2007 21:12 »

I declare Xanfor to be the winner.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #337 on: 02-20-2007 23:52 »

Whoooooooooooo! Zanfor!!
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #338 on: 02-21-2007 07:23 »

I ought to warn you, I judge unfairly.

You know what I like.

Make it happen.  wink




Writer unit32

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« Reply #339 on: 02-21-2007 08:06 »
« Last Edit on: 02-22-2007 00:00 »

Amy: How are we gonna get out of this mess?

Leela: I'm thinking,I'm thinking!

Fry: Can I help you think?

Leela: NO!

Amy: Damn,this'll be impossible without two Fries...Maybe we could clone the original?

Leela: Heh,I'll take two!
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #340 on: 02-21-2007 08:42 »

Leela: Uh, Amy, I realize you want to fool your parents. But if you want to keep that hand, you'll remove it from Fry's thigh.
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #341 on: 02-21-2007 12:49 »

Amy: What are we going to do!

Leela: I bet with certain actions I could get Zapp to shut up... *Grumbles*

*Bender suddenly appears from nowhere*

Bender: Just like the time when you slept with him!

Leela: Fry's 2 relationships are about to be exposed, can't you just forget about that Bender...

Bender: Once again, evidently not!

*Bender suddenly disappears"
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #342 on: 02-21-2007 12:57 »

Fry - Come and knock on our door do do do do do..."

Leela - will you just please chose me or Amy you've been humming for 3 hours
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #343 on: 02-21-2007 13:36 »

Amy: Oh yes, uhm hmm, yep...

Leela: So you know that special thing some guys know how to do...

Amy: Yes, some men just know...

Leela: Like Sean, it just went on for hours...

Amy: Ooooh yeah, that...

Fry: Well then Leela why don't you and I -

Leela: Nope!

Fry: Am -

Amy: No. Go on Leela...
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #344 on: 02-21-2007 18:01 »

Leela: Amy, I forgot my broach. Fry and I are going to be back in the cabin if anyone needs us.

Fry: I thought we were going to...

Leela: *Jabs Fry in the ribs* Fry!

Fry: Uh yeah, going to look for her, uh...

Amy: G'uh, fine, just go.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #345 on: 02-21-2007 23:02 »

Leela: Fry, put that away!! Now is not the time and no one wants to see it.

Amy: I do.
Xanfor

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« Reply #346 on: 02-22-2007 07:34 »

Ooooo...

Well, let's see here... Consolation prizes first, shall we...

Crash_7 wins the Jewel of Jealousy.

Dave B recieves the Barging Bender Baize Balakiava.

PazuzuJr has to have the Patience Pusher Pulitzer Prize.

futz is taking home the Sensuously Suggestive Silver Samisen.

Sine Wave is given an Amorous Affiar Award for Affinity to the Absence of Abeyance.

LayZ341 gets a round of applause and a free dinner at Olive Garden. Please note that while this is actually a real prize, he will be unable to claim it.

And finally, Writer unit32 is left with the only thing remaining.

He gets to choose the next framegrab.


LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #347 on: 02-22-2007 08:13 »

Ah man, I wanted some alliteration too.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #348 on: 02-22-2007 10:18 »

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #349 on: 02-22-2007 11:42 »

Alkazar: Um no, no, our peoples' women never wore clothes.

Leela: OK.

Fry: Whaa !?! (Proceeds to cut himself a piece of tablecloth).

Bender: Oh this should be good.
Electerik

Starship Captain
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« Reply #350 on: 02-22-2007 12:02 »

Al: Leela, I don't trust your friend, Fry. He keeps staring at me. Maybe you could have your robot guard my treasure room...?

Sorry it's not violent and sexual.  tongue
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #351 on: 02-22-2007 15:04 »

Fry: He's a jerk. The only reason she likes him is because he has one eye. Well i'm going to do something about it. Number 1 - i'm going to poke my eye out so leela will love ME and number 2 ..

Bender: *sniggers* hehe - you said number two
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #352 on: 02-23-2007 15:42 »
« Last Edit on: 02-24-2007 00:00 »

Futz gets the Diamond of Dirtiness.

Pazuzu gets the Nonsensic Neckless of...Nonsense?

Electerik's the winner.Also,he gets a 50% share of the stuff Bender'll steel from Al's treasure room.
Electerik

Starship Captain
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« Reply #353 on: 02-24-2007 12:59 »

I've never won this one before. Probably because I'm not funny.  tongue

Well, anyway, in accordance with the prophecy....


Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #354 on: 02-24-2007 13:31 »

Fry: And then she-

Leela: Fry, when they asked how our first date went, I don't think they wanted to know that.

Kif: Oh my!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #355 on: 02-24-2007 14:49 »

Fry: ...And then they sat down at the fire,and the male human started telling the robot,the cyclops and the alien a scary story.Then the robot got annoyed and killed the male huma--ahhhh,Bender,what are you soing?!
JoshTheater

Space Pope
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« Reply #356 on: 02-24-2007 17:55 »

Fry: And then...all the lights in the haunted house...WENT OUT! *waits, then looks impatiently down at the fire* That's your cue!
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #357 on: 02-24-2007 19:31 »

Fry: And then he slooowwwly opened the door and there was a one-eyed monster!!

Leela: *ahem*

Fry: Oh. Sorry, Leela. So he opened the door and there was a squishy green alien!

Kif: *sigh*

Fry: Oh. Sorry, Kif. I forgot. So he opened the door and there was a big scary robot!

Bender: Uh, say what?

Fry: Man, telling scary stories in the future is hard.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #358 on: 02-24-2007 22:24 »

Fry: "Ahhh!  My feet our on fire!"

Bender: "It's pronounced 'are', dumbass."
JoshTheater

Space Pope
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« Reply #359 on: 02-25-2007 00:16 »

I would think Bender would take "big scary robot" as a compliment.
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