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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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"On my wife I'm building, guess what I want to go right here..."
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Writer unit32
Professor
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Fry: Well,this is a little awkward. Leela: Yeah,and we've got six hours left. Fry: The morral of the story is: Never sign up for starring in a tar pit comersial.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: You'd think there'd be a rest stop between Earth and The Burrito System.
Leela: I've got power to maximum! We might make it!
Fry: I'm going to miss Hermes.
Leela: The sign in the ship's bathroom clearly said "No Smoking".
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Leela stared straight ahead, willing for tears not to form in her eye. She'd thought that since they were here, about to die any second, she could tell Fry of her true feelings.
But she couldn't. She was too afraid.
Fry, blissfully unaware of Leela's emotional dilemma, just couldn't get over the fact that she was wearing chopsticks in her hair.
To be continued...
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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I ought to warn you, I judge unfairly. You know what I like. Make it happen.
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Crash_7
Professor
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Leela: Uh, Amy, I realize you want to fool your parents. But if you want to keep that hand, you'll remove it from Fry's thigh.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Amy: Oh yes, uhm hmm, yep...
Leela: So you know that special thing some guys know how to do...
Amy: Yes, some men just know...
Leela: Like Sean, it just went on for hours...
Amy: Ooooh yeah, that...
Fry: Well then Leela why don't you and I -
Leela: Nope!
Fry: Am -
Amy: No. Go on Leela...
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LayZ341
Professor
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Leela: Fry, put that away!! Now is not the time and no one wants to see it.
Amy: I do.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Ooooo...
Well, let's see here... Consolation prizes first, shall we...
Crash_7 wins the Jewel of Jealousy.
Dave B recieves the Barging Bender Baize Balakiava.
PazuzuJr has to have the Patience Pusher Pulitzer Prize.
futz is taking home the Sensuously Suggestive Silver Samisen.
Sine Wave is given an Amorous Affiar Award for Affinity to the Absence of Abeyance.
LayZ341 gets a round of applause and a free dinner at Olive Garden. Please note that while this is actually a real prize, he will be unable to claim it.
And finally, Writer unit32 is left with the only thing remaining.
He gets to choose the next framegrab.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Ah man, I wanted some alliteration too.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Alkazar: Um no, no, our peoples' women never wore clothes.
Leela: OK.
Fry: Whaa !?! (Proceeds to cut himself a piece of tablecloth).
Bender: Oh this should be good.
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Writer unit32
Professor
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Fry: ...And then they sat down at the fire,and the male human started telling the robot,the cyclops and the alien a scary story.Then the robot got annoyed and killed the male huma--ahhhh,Bender,what are you soing?!
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Crash_7
Professor
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Fry: And then he slooowwwly opened the door and there was a one-eyed monster!!
Leela: *ahem*
Fry: Oh. Sorry, Leela. So he opened the door and there was a squishy green alien!
Kif: *sigh*
Fry: Oh. Sorry, Kif. I forgot. So he opened the door and there was a big scary robot!
Bender: Uh, say what?
Fry: Man, telling scary stories in the future is hard.
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