Sine Wave
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #120 on: 01-02-2007 17:41 »
« Last Edit on: 01-02-2007 17:41 »
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Hermes: Ok now, where is Bender? *bending noise* Leela: Ack, how'd my hair get like this? Bender: Bombs away! Professor: Wha? OOF! TOTPD!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Kif: ...and, and wheresh that Leela when itsh time tooo take the tadpolesh to the vet (hic!). And that Amy shleeping with everyone in town when I'm out on a misshion, that SLUT! Misshion yeah, I'll get you Brannigon, yeah, take thish! (Swings in a wide, wobbley circle, falls to floor)
Fry: Boy he's a mean drunk.
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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Kif: I thought I told you to tell me when you were going cross dressing, you know thats my favortie game,hmmm yes Fry:I could lift up my shirt, thats got to be worth something.
(mine keep getting wierder)
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Writer unit32
Professor
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Narrator: This is Hubert.Hubert is doing well.Very well indeed!Hubert has tried enzyne and now he can satisfy such a woman as Amy Wong standing away from her on a distance of half a metre.
(i have to say that that one sucked
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LayZ341
Professor
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Fry: Wow that is a really sexy tattoo, Amy. Usually it takes ultra porn to that reaction out of the Professor.
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Writer unit32
Professor
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Really?!I never won anything!But I'll pass...
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Dave B
Urban Legend
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« Reply #147 on: 01-11-2007 05:06 »
« Last Edit on: 01-11-2007 05:06 »
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Leela: I won't allow this, its just wrong! Hunters: Little lady we have to do this, its for the good of humanity Leela: But Bender shouldn't be punished this way... (Lacking in comedy juices at the mo )
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Hunter next to Leela: Hey little lady. Want to join us in the sauna after the massacre? I'll show you my war wound. (Pumps shotgun.)
Leela: Aaah...Sorry, I'm allergic to steam.
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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Scruffy: wow, I always wanted a gun, gonna get me some penguins Hunter:Back home, I come from a cold place, we used get naked and...... Leela(interrupting the hunter): Are you hitting on me.(walks away) What a jackass.
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Writer unit32
Professor
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Oh is it that time again? Yup,time to choose.I think I'll go with...LayZ341.Everyone else,forgive me for my limited skills of understanding humour.
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Writer unit32
Professor
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Leela: Amy,what are you looking at? Amy: The explosion. Leela: There's no explosion! What-that-guy's-name: My beautiful face often makes women go mad.
I couldn't come-up with anything,except using the 'jackass showing off' style.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: Amy you have enough salesmen in you collection at home already.
Amy: Smeesh Leela, you're not my Mom.
Leela: You should at least have their cages cleaned out once in a while. They're getting stinky.
Amy: All they need is beer, big-screen TV, and a recliner.
Leela: That's terrible - can I borrow a few? Just for a day?
Amy: Well, I don't know... they tend to run wild if you don't watch 'em.
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Crash_7
Professor
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Victor: I'd sell you this car, but Malfunctioning Eddie requires a trade-in. Perhaps the big green spaceship in the parking lot?
Amy: Done!
Leela: Hey!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Victor: Please, remove your hand from my shoulder. It has prepped for a cepheloplasty. Amy: What's that? Victor: It is a common procedure where they graft another head onto my body. Amy: Schwow! I've never even heard of that. Leela: Would you two quit foreshadowing? We're here to buy Amy a car.
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LayZ341
Professor
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It was nice to see some people return to this thread. Anyways, totalnerduk wins.
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