Questions! Answers! Forthwither-er!!

[Reply #680 on:]

A: They have no limbs   

Q: Did the Proffesor ever get fined for damaging signs in space and blowing up an entire space station?

[Reply #681 on:]

A; no - that sort of stuff is as common as stepping on leaves in autumn!

Q: what's fry's fave day? and why?

[Reply #682 on:]

A:  Saturday is.  That's when he parties with his friends.

Q:  What if Fry never wore socks? 

[Reply #683 on:]

A: His foot stink will be so bad that the stuff between his toes will mutate into intelligent lifeforms.

Q: What is the name of this new intelligent lifeform?

[Reply #684 on:]

A: Footlings

Q: What do footlings eat?

[Reply #685 on:]

Q: Other Footlings


A: What will they eat when they run out of other Footlings?

[Reply #686 on:]

A: Toad Mucus

Q: What will they use as stamp adhesive when there's a shortage of toad mucus?

[Reply #687 on:]

A: Fry's hair gel.

Q: What will Fry do without hair gel?

[Reply #688 on:]

A: Will have very crappy hair

Q: What will Leela think about Fry's hair?

[Reply #689 on:]

A: That he needs a new stylist 

Q: Did the French team in the olympics win any awards and if so what for?

[Reply #690 on:]

A: For surrendering during every event

Q: What type of medal is awarded for surrendering?

[Reply #691 on:]

A:  The coward's medal.

Q:  Would Bender try to smuggle beer into other planets? 

[Reply #692 on:]

A:If there was good profit.

Q:were does bender smell/sniff through/from?

[Reply #693 on:]

A:  The smission sensor in his eyes alawys him to implicitly derive scent.  He can also wear his nose is he wants.

Q:  What is smission?

[Reply #694 on:]

A: when you can see a smell

Q: what does a fart look like?

[Reply #695 on:]

A:  Ironicly - a beautifull rainbow

Q:  What did Calculon do for the Robot Devil to get his "Unholy ACTING TALENT!"

[Reply #696 on:]

A: something unholier

Q: Who created the robot devil?

[Reply #697 on:]

A:  Mom's friendly religious persecution unit.

Q:  What lead to nuclear winter?

[Reply #698 on:]

A; complainTs about nuclear autumn

A: what will kill leela? 

[Reply #699 on:]

A: Fry's hair.

Q: What will Fry do when Leela dies?

[Reply #700 on:]

A: put her head in a jar risking his own life walking through the sun to get said jar

Q: THEN would leela date fry?

[Reply #701 on:]

A:  She'd have no choice!

Q:  If Bender, Fry, and Zoidberg were detectives, what would their names be?

[Reply #702 on:]

A: The.... Detectivve.... Crew....? lol 

Q: If the Shrimpkins would have survived the nuclear attack, what action would have vitally endangered their population next?

[Reply #703 on:]

A; bender would have got bored and flicked them into the sun

Q; would any escape?

[Reply #704 on:]

A:  Malacaye Jr. would have been hugging the metal lord hard enough to not get flicked off, but would die of starvation when he refused to stop hugging.

Q:  How long did Bender keep doing good after his encounter with God?

[Reply #705 on:]

A: Only a few minutes because he beat and robbed the monks when he went to release them.

A: How much did the monks have on them?

[Reply #706 on:]

Q: They had eaten all their money while they were in the closet

A: What did Bender do when he realised this?

[Reply #707 on:]

A: he stole their blood

Q: How much does monk blood go for on the black market?

[Reply #708 on:]

A: about $23.45 a litre

Q: what did bender buy with his money he made?

[Reply #709 on:]

A: A golden speedo

Q: What's Zoidbergs favorite TV show?

[Reply #710 on:]

A: Do you got the crabs

Q: Why did Bender kill the host of this show

[Reply #711 on:]

A: He owed him monet

Q: How much money did he owe him?

[Reply #712 on:]

A: One jillion dollars.

Q: Why did Bender owe him a jillion dollars?

[Reply #713 on:]

A: He lost a bet on a Big Ape Fight


Q: How did Bender kill the host?

[Reply #714 on:]

A:  He beat him into the ground with a shovel

Q:  Will the Don-bot ever install a mercy file?

[Reply #715 on:]

A:No but he will install a death.jPEG   

Q:How long did it take for Fry to line up the stars to make the love note?

[Reply #716 on:]

A:  Three weeks of sneeking the ship out at night.

Q:  What were Leela's first words when she saw the note?

[Reply #717 on:]

A: She never saw the note remember?

Q: Does Zapp like wine just as much as champaggen?

[Reply #718 on:]

 

Originally posted by BeanBeanBean!:
A: She never saw the note remember?

Not that we saw, but she saw the note in a time skip, which made her marry Fry.  That's what I was talkin about

A:  No, its not as easy to mispronounce

Q:  Is Hedonism-bot gay?

[Reply #719 on:]

A: Is the space pope reptilian? (ha ha, I answered a question with a question)

Q: What if the space pope was amphibian?