Futurama   Planet Express Employee Lounge
The Futurama Message Board

Design and Support by Can't get enough Futurama
Help Search Futurama chat Login Register

PEEL - The Futurama Message Board    General Disscussion    Questions! Answers! Forthwither-er!! « previous next »
Author Topic: Questions! Answers! Forthwither-er!!  (Read 8039 times)
Pages: 1 ... 14 15 16 [17] 18 19 20 Print
I Scruffy I

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #640 on: 01-14-2007 07:56 »

A:S.C.R.U.F.F.Y

Q:How does scruffys pink mo-hawk fit under his hat?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #641 on: 01-14-2007 07:58 »

A: It's a shape changing mow-hawk that the Space Pope gives only to Masters Of The Universe

A: Does Scruffy have a girlfriend?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #642 on: 01-14-2007 08:03 »

A: Not in any sense of the word you and I would take it for.  Scruffy is the pornographic type of man... he doesn't need relationships.  He occasionally picks up hookers.

Q: How many times has Bender been arrested?
I Scruffy I

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #643 on: 01-14-2007 08:07 »

A:2041 - although he's only served time for about 3.

Q:has bender ever murdered?
Dave B

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #644 on: 01-14-2007 11:00 »

A: Duh, lol

Q: Has Fry ever murdered?
I Scruffy I

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #645 on: 01-14-2007 13:21 »

A: He killed his own grandfather and the whole universe once

Q:is the space pope a crocodile or alligator?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #646 on: 01-14-2007 14:10 »

A: He's a Crocogator

Q: Who was the previous Space Pope?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #647 on: 01-14-2007 14:24 »

A; ME!! muah ha ha!

Q; how will leela die?
I Scruffy I

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #648 on: 01-14-2007 17:14 »

A: Leela is killed by Godzillas uncle.

Q:How did the dinosaurs die?
Writer unit32

Professor
*
« Reply #649 on: 01-14-2007 17:21 »
« Last Edit on: 01-14-2007 17:21 »

A: I helped   smile  evil laugh

Q: When was the last Galactic Revolution?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #650 on: 01-15-2007 02:20 »

A: About 2 seconds ago when I led an army of Shrimpkins and destroyed 2 Gangster planets and a Cowboy Planet

Q: What was the name of the Cowboy planet?
I Scruffy I

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #651 on: 01-15-2007 13:34 »

A:Wild-west world (genius)

Q:can bender play anything other than banjo?
Dave B

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #652 on: 01-15-2007 13:41 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2007 13:41 »

A: Yes, he can play his door   wink

Q: Does Leela ever play any instrument?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #653 on: 01-15-2007 13:43 »

A; spl'uh - the drums and fiddle - they are after all practically the same thing!

Q; What's fry's I.Q.
Writer unit32

Professor
*
« Reply #654 on: 01-15-2007 13:45 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2007 13:45 »

A: 1729.unfortunetly he cant use all his brain-power.

Q: What is the main Neptunian religion?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #655 on: 01-15-2007 13:51 »

A: reverof-tneveres-reh-eb-llahs-i-xor-rjuzuzap- = only those who can say it with ease may join

Q; cany you read this out loud backwards??
(now you have do you feel stupid?)
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #656 on: 01-15-2007 21:57 »

A: I can read it out loud but I wont since it is a pledge promising Pjr my eternal servitude and also you spelt servant wrong backwards

Q: Who will be stupid enough to fall for this trick?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #657 on: 01-16-2007 06:59 »

A:  Fry and Zoidberg would be.

Q:  Would the Futurama gang be friends or enemies with Family Guy and American Dad?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #658 on: 01-16-2007 12:22 »

A: Zoidberg and Roger would get along, but everybody else would hate each other

Q: How close is Farnsworth to the Jedis in the year 3000?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #659 on: 01-16-2007 13:11 »

A: all i know is my gut says maybe

Q: will zoidy ever get married?
I Scruffy I

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #660 on: 01-16-2007 17:06 »

A:Zoidberg gets married to the slurm queen. true story

Q:so we oppened the panda crate and waddaya know..?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #661 on: 01-16-2007 17:24 »

A: It mauled Fry.

B: Why did Fry smell like Bamboo?
I Scruffy I

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #662 on: 01-16-2007 17:55 »

A:he crammed it into his ears in an attempt to retrieve an early stored hot dog.

Q:were does scruffy live?
Dave B

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #663 on: 01-16-2007 18:21 »

A: In the Planet Express building

Q: What did the Nibblonians use their dark matter for on Planet Eternium?
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #664 on: 01-16-2007 19:32 »

A: For quantuum data storage.

Q: How do you build a computer that reads data from Nibblonian faeces?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #665 on: 01-16-2007 22:12 »

A: It's already been built, The Poopomatic-55624574

Q: Why would anyone want a computer that reads data from faeces?
I Scruffy I

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #666 on: 01-17-2007 03:59 »

A:why wouldnt you want a device that does that?

Q:How old is nibbler
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #667 on: 01-17-2007 08:54 »

A: 563474986767.4

Q; Since when is nibbler a lord?
Dave B

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #668 on: 01-17-2007 09:12 »

A: Since he was assigned it, after a noble slaughter of a colony of the Brain spawn!

Q: How was the Universe created after all?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #669 on: 01-17-2007 13:55 »

A: squeak scoo squeak squeak baloo grunt squeak squeak grunt grunt cooo squeak

Q: translation?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #670 on: 01-17-2007 14:26 »

A: In the beginning we were all fish, ok? Swimming around in the water...and then one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retarded fish goes on to have more retarded babies and then one day a retarded baby fish crawls out of the ocean with its, mutant fish hands, and it has butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this: retarded-frog-squirrel...and then that had a retarded baby: which was a: monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with this monkey, then that monkey had monkey-retard baby and screwed another monkey and that made you.
So, there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations.

Q: How was the Decapodian race created
I Scruffy I

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #671 on: 01-17-2007 14:28 »

A: Similar story but with lobsters.

Q:how did the retarded fish baby breathe?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #672 on: 01-17-2007 14:31 »

A: It had some breathing problems, it's lungs and gills didn't really work together

Q: When will the Futurama universe end?
Dave B

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #673 on: 01-17-2007 15:43 »
« Last Edit on: 01-17-2007 15:43 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by tyraniak:
A: In the beginning we were all fish, ok? Swimming around in the water...and then one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retarded fish goes on to have more retarded babies and then one day a retarded baby fish crawls out of the ocean with its, mutant fish hands, and it has butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this: retarded-frog-squirrel...and then that had a retarded baby: which was a: monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with this monkey, then that monkey had monkey-retard baby and screwed another monkey and that made you.
So, there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations.

I said: 'How was the Universe created', not 'How did we evolve into the human race'   tongue

A: When Matt and the team decide to stop making Futurama

Q: How did the spider race evolve into their race?   wink
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #674 on: 01-17-2007 20:57 »

A: They never evolved. They were created


Q: Who created them?
DanSonOfJacob

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #675 on: 01-18-2007 02:07 »

A:  God.  When a robotic space probe containing a normal spider collided with him.

Q:  Where did 25 star Gneral Zapp Brannigan just return from?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #676 on: 01-18-2007 02:47 »

A: a tailors - his out-fit got too small

Q; who is wrong about evolution - tyraniak or dawin?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #677 on: 01-18-2007 12:22 »

A: Darwin, he stole my idea using a time mahine

Q: How did Darwin get a time machine?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #678 on: 01-18-2007 12:35 »

A: well unlike farsworth he didn't waste 15 years on it, he made it from slug intestines!

Q: how did he make it from slug intestines?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #679 on: 01-18-2007 14:08 »

A: if you can reverse the momentum of the slug intestines, it can go super fast

Q: why don't the brain slugs try to travel through time?
Pages: 1 ... 14 15 16 [17] 18 19 20 Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF | SMF © 2006, Simple Machines | some icons from famfamfam
Legal Notice & Disclaimer: "Futurama" TM and copyright FOX, its related entities and the Curiosity Company. All rights reserved. Any reproduction, duplication or distribution of these materials in any form is expressly prohibited. As a fan site, this Futurama forum, its operators, and any content on the site relating to "Futurama" are not explicitely authorized by Fox or the Curiosity Company.
Page created in 0.102 seconds with 17 queries.