Questions! Answers! Forthwither-er!!

[Reply #640 on:]

A:S.C.R.U.F.F.Y

Q:How does scruffys pink mo-hawk fit under his hat?

[Reply #641 on:]

A: It's a shape changing mow-hawk that the Space Pope gives only to Masters Of The Universe

A: Does Scruffy have a girlfriend?

[Reply #642 on:]

A: Not in any sense of the word you and I would take it for.  Scruffy is the pornographic type of man... he doesn't need relationships.  He occasionally picks up hookers.

Q: How many times has Bender been arrested?

[Reply #643 on:]

A:2041 - although he's only served time for about 3.

Q:has bender ever murdered?

[Reply #644 on:]

A: Duh, lol

Q: Has Fry ever murdered?

[Reply #645 on:]

A: He killed his own grandfather and the whole universe once

Q:is the space pope a crocodile or alligator?

[Reply #646 on:]

A: He's a Crocogator

Q: Who was the previous Space Pope?

[Reply #647 on:]

A; ME!! muah ha ha!

Q; how will leela die?

[Reply #648 on:]

A: Leela is killed by Godzillas uncle.

Q:How did the dinosaurs die?

[Reply #649 on:]

A: I helped    

Q: When was the last Galactic Revolution?

[Reply #650 on:]

A: About 2 seconds ago when I led an army of Shrimpkins and destroyed 2 Gangster planets and a Cowboy Planet

Q: What was the name of the Cowboy planet?

[Reply #651 on:]

A:Wild-west world (genius)

Q:can bender play anything other than banjo?

[Reply #652 on:]

A: Yes, he can play his door   

Q: Does Leela ever play any instrument?

[Reply #653 on:]

A; spl'uh - the drums and fiddle - they are after all practically the same thing!

Q; What's fry's I.Q.

[Reply #654 on:]

A: 1729.unfortunetly he cant use all his brain-power.

Q: What is the main Neptunian religion?

[Reply #655 on:]

A: reverof-tneveres-reh-eb-llahs-i-xor-rjuzuzap- = only those who can say it with ease may join

Q; cany you read this out loud backwards??
(now you have do you feel stupid?)

[Reply #656 on:]

A: I can read it out loud but I wont since it is a pledge promising Pjr my eternal servitude and also you spelt servant wrong backwards

Q: Who will be stupid enough to fall for this trick?

[Reply #657 on:]

A:  Fry and Zoidberg would be.

Q:  Would the Futurama gang be friends or enemies with Family Guy and American Dad?

[Reply #658 on:]

A: Zoidberg and Roger would get along, but everybody else would hate each other

Q: How close is Farnsworth to the Jedis in the year 3000?

[Reply #659 on:]

A: all i know is my gut says maybe

Q: will zoidy ever get married?

[Reply #660 on:]

A:Zoidberg gets married to the slurm queen. true story

Q:so we oppened the panda crate and waddaya know..?

[Reply #661 on:]

A: It mauled Fry.

B: Why did Fry smell like Bamboo?

[Reply #662 on:]

A:he crammed it into his ears in an attempt to retrieve an early stored hot dog.

Q:were does scruffy live?

[Reply #663 on:]

A: In the Planet Express building

Q: What did the Nibblonians use their dark matter for on Planet Eternium?

[Reply #664 on:]

A: For quantuum data storage.

Q: How do you build a computer that reads data from Nibblonian faeces?

[Reply #665 on:]

A: It's already been built, The Poopomatic-55624574

Q: Why would anyone want a computer that reads data from faeces?

[Reply #666 on:]

A:why wouldnt you want a device that does that?

Q:How old is nibbler

[Reply #667 on:]

A: 563474986767.4

Q; Since when is nibbler a lord?

[Reply #668 on:]

A: Since he was assigned it, after a noble slaughter of a colony of the Brain spawn!

Q: How was the Universe created after all?

[Reply #669 on:]

A: squeak scoo squeak squeak baloo grunt squeak squeak grunt grunt cooo squeak

Q: translation?

[Reply #670 on:]

A: In the beginning we were all fish, ok? Swimming around in the water...and then one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retarded fish goes on to have more retarded babies and then one day a retarded baby fish crawls out of the ocean with its, mutant fish hands, and it has butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this: retarded-frog-squirrel...and then that had a retarded baby: which was a: monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with this monkey, then that monkey had monkey-retard baby and screwed another monkey and that made you.
So, there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations.

Q: How was the Decapodian race created

[Reply #671 on:]

A: Similar story but with lobsters.

Q:how did the retarded fish baby breathe?

[Reply #672 on:]

A: It had some breathing problems, it's lungs and gills didn't really work together

Q: When will the Futurama universe end?

[Reply #673 on:]

 

Originally posted by tyraniak:
A: In the beginning we were all fish, ok? Swimming around in the water...and then one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retarded fish goes on to have more retarded babies and then one day a retarded baby fish crawls out of the ocean with its, mutant fish hands, and it has butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this: retarded-frog-squirrel...and then that had a retarded baby: which was a: monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with this monkey, then that monkey had monkey-retard baby and screwed another monkey and that made you.
So, there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel, congratulations.

I said: 'How was the Universe created', not 'How did we evolve into the human race'   

A: When Matt and the team decide to stop making Futurama

Q: How did the spider race evolve into their race?   

[Reply #674 on:]

A: They never evolved. They were created


Q: Who created them?

[Reply #675 on:]

A:  God.  When a robotic space probe containing a normal spider collided with him.

Q:  Where did 25 star Gneral Zapp Brannigan just return from?

[Reply #676 on:]

A: a tailors - his out-fit got too small

Q; who is wrong about evolution - tyraniak or dawin?

[Reply #677 on:]

A: Darwin, he stole my idea using a time mahine

Q: How did Darwin get a time machine?

[Reply #678 on:]

A: well unlike farsworth he didn't waste 15 years on it, he made it from slug intestines!

Q: how did he make it from slug intestines?

[Reply #679 on:]

A: if you can reverse the momentum of the slug intestines, it can go super fast

Q: why don't the brain slugs try to travel through time?