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Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #560 on: 01-03-2007 09:59 »

A: There's a hole lot of stabbing going on!!!

Q: Why wasn't Enus named Yancy?
Actor-mo-tron

Bending Unit
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« Reply #561 on: 01-03-2007 10:00 »

A: Because he was on Fry's mom's side.

Q: Who's side are you on?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #562 on: 01-03-2007 10:51 »

A: definatly beezlebot

Q: howz beezle doing?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #563 on: 01-03-2007 15:40 »

A: He's K.Just K.No O.Oh crap I said O!!11!

Q: Are the O RLY owls in NNYC?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #564 on: 01-03-2007 16:16 »

A: No, the 31st century has O RLY mice.

Q: How would you download stuff from the virtual internet?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #565 on: 01-03-2007 18:11 »

A: You say: "Oi mate!Come on over here!!"
PS You have to say it in a Brittish accent because all the 31st century soft is made in the UK.

Q: Why is the 31st century soft made in the UK?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #566 on: 01-03-2007 19:24 »

A: The entire UK was turned into a software factory.

Q: Why can't suits have fins on the shoulders now?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #567 on: 01-03-2007 19:29 »

A: Cause it ain't cool no mo'.

Q: Why it ain't cool no mo'?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #568 on: 01-04-2007 00:41 »

A: Because only dorky decapodians wear those suits

Q: What makes Decapodians so dorky?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #569 on: 01-04-2007 06:09 »

A: The fact that they smell really good.

Q: Did Cornholio find TP?
Actor-mo-tron

Bending Unit
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« Reply #570 on: 01-04-2007 07:44 »

A: Yes. At lake Titikaka.

Q: What else did he find?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #571 on: 01-04-2007 10:19 »

A: He found out that he has no bunghole.

I give the question to the next guy!
Kingpomba
Bending Unit
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« Reply #572 on: 01-04-2007 10:28 »

Q: What did Zoidberg's mother and father do?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #573 on: 01-04-2007 11:16 »

A; they're dead -  wink

Q; who was the lady with zoidy not letting him be a clown?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #574 on: 01-04-2007 12:28 »

A: Zoidberg's celebate Aunt

Q: Why did she choose to be celebate?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #575 on: 01-04-2007 18:14 »

A: WTF does that mean?

Q: WTF does that mean?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #576 on: 01-04-2007 18:23 »

A: Celebacy means a choice not to have sex

Q: Why did she make that choice?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #577 on: 01-04-2007 18:32 »

A: She was a Futurama nerd.

Q: Is there a decapodian equialent to Zapp B.?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #578 on: 01-05-2007 11:02 »

A: No Brannigan is too damn unique  big grin

Q: What virus's are present on Ebola 9?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #579 on: 01-05-2007 13:23 »

A: Ebola, super ebola, and of course, sonic diarrhea

Q: What makes it so sonic?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #580 on: 01-05-2007 14:13 »

A: The force of the mounds of faeces being excreted, propelling the host forward at alarming speeds!

Q: What symposia's has Fry been to in the past?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #581 on: 01-05-2007 20:27 »

A:  What's the symposia anyway?

Q:  What would happen in Zoidberg became a more competent doctor?
That Person

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #582 on: 01-05-2007 20:31 »

A: He would propley commit suicide.

Q:Why would he commit suicide?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #583 on: 01-06-2007 00:25 »

A: Because people still wouldn't like him

Q: Will Zoidberg ever get to be a grandmother?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #584 on: 01-06-2007 01:20 »

A: No. He will never find his dream girl

Q: Who is Zoidberg's dream date?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #585 on: 01-06-2007 07:06 »

A: Pamela Lobsterson.And Dumbina Punn.

Q: What's the biggest continent on Decapod 10?
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #586 on: 01-06-2007 07:10 »

A: Crustland, a filthy cesspit of Zoidy style creatures

Q: Why is it a cesspit and not a cesspool?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #587 on: 01-06-2007 07:26 »

A: Cuz someone paid for that.

Q: Is Dumbina Punn's sister - Cyllia single?
FENIX

Bending Unit
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« Reply #588 on: 01-06-2007 07:29 »

A: Don't be shy.... go ask her.

Q: If Morbo did finally get round to destroying us all, how would he go about it?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #589 on: 01-06-2007 07:31 »

A: He would use the most subtle weapon of them all - The H-Bomb.Lots of'em.

Q: What happened to YouTube dot Com?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #590 on: 01-06-2007 12:27 »

A: It became a cinema in the virtual Internet.

Q: What if the PE crew had a delivery on Xen?(hope you know what I'm talking about)
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #591 on: 01-06-2007 13:49 »
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A: They'd get headcrab'd while triing to deliver a hotdog to the Vortigaunts(whoever eats crap like fast headcrabs should be able to eat a hot dog).Fry's headcrab would die from malnutrinition like Grodon Frohman's and Leela would use her 1337 martial arts skills to take it off.

Q: What if they had a delivery to Na Pali?

KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #592 on: 01-06-2007 18:50 »

A:  What would the Na Pali's do to them?

Q:  Is the "You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do" Law still in effect?
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #593 on: 01-06-2007 19:12 »

A: No, it was banned after Branigan quoted it to his troops and they rioted

Q: Why was he quoting it in the first place?
That Person

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #594 on: 01-06-2007 19:27 »

A: Cause he is too stupid to think of his own things to say.

Q: Why is zapp so stupid?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #595 on: 01-06-2007 19:56 »

A: Well,why not?It's democracy, everybody does whatever they want to!

Q: Will the hippies stop tormenting Nixon?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #596 on: 01-07-2007 04:47 »

A: Never, its their job

Q: Why doesn't the Robot Devil use his original name Beazlebot?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #597 on: 01-07-2007 05:21 »

A: Because the band Queenbot sung "Beelzebot has a devilbot put aside for me, for me, for me!" in their song Bothemian Rhapsody and copyrighted the song.Now  the robot devil can't use his name under fear of lawsuits.

Q: Is there a Robot God?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #598 on: 01-07-2007 09:39 »

A: Yes. He is called Robot God.

Q: What would Leela say if Scruffy asked her out?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #599 on: 01-07-2007 10:13 »

A: OMG LOL NOOB!

Q: How would scruffy reply?
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