Questions! Answers! Forthwither-er!!

[Reply #560 on:]

A: There's a hole lot of stabbing going on!!!

Q: Why wasn't Enus named Yancy?

[Reply #561 on:]

A: Because he was on Fry's mom's side.

Q: Who's side are you on?

[Reply #562 on:]

A: definatly beezlebot

Q: howz beezle doing?

[Reply #563 on:]

A: He's K.Just K.No O.Oh crap I said O!!11!

Q: Are the O RLY owls in NNYC?

[Reply #564 on:]

A: No, the 31st century has O RLY mice.

Q: How would you download stuff from the virtual internet?

[Reply #565 on:]

A: You say: "Oi mate!Come on over here!!"
PS You have to say it in a Brittish accent because all the 31st century soft is made in the UK.

Q: Why is the 31st century soft made in the UK?

[Reply #566 on:]

A: The entire UK was turned into a software factory.

Q: Why can't suits have fins on the shoulders now?

[Reply #567 on:]

A: Cause it ain't cool no mo'.

Q: Why it ain't cool no mo'?

[Reply #568 on:]

A: Because only dorky decapodians wear those suits

Q: What makes Decapodians so dorky?

[Reply #569 on:]

A: The fact that they smell really good.

Q: Did Cornholio find TP?

[Reply #570 on:]

A: Yes. At lake Titikaka.

Q: What else did he find?

[Reply #571 on:]

A: He found out that he has no bunghole.

I give the question to the next guy!

[Reply #572 on:]

Q: What did Zoidberg's mother and father do?

[Reply #573 on:]

A; they're dead - 

Q; who was the lady with zoidy not letting him be a clown?

[Reply #574 on:]

A: Zoidberg's celebate Aunt

Q: Why did she choose to be celebate?

[Reply #575 on:]

A: WTF does that mean?

Q: WTF does that mean?

[Reply #576 on:]

A: Celebacy means a choice not to have sex

Q: Why did she make that choice?

[Reply #577 on:]

A: She was a Futurama nerd.

Q: Is there a decapodian equialent to Zapp B.?

[Reply #578 on:]

A: No Brannigan is too damn unique 

Q: What virus's are present on Ebola 9?

[Reply #579 on:]

A: Ebola, super ebola, and of course, sonic diarrhea

Q: What makes it so sonic?

[Reply #580 on:]

A: The force of the mounds of faeces being excreted, propelling the host forward at alarming speeds!

Q: What symposia's has Fry been to in the past?

[Reply #581 on:]

A:  What's the symposia anyway?

Q:  What would happen in Zoidberg became a more competent doctor?

[Reply #582 on:]

A: He would propley commit suicide.

Q:Why would he commit suicide?

[Reply #583 on:]

A: Because people still wouldn't like him

Q: Will Zoidberg ever get to be a grandmother?

[Reply #584 on:]

A: No. He will never find his dream girl

Q: Who is Zoidberg's dream date?

[Reply #585 on:]

A: Pamela Lobsterson.And Dumbina Punn.

Q: What's the biggest continent on Decapod 10?

[Reply #586 on:]

A: Crustland, a filthy cesspit of Zoidy style creatures

Q: Why is it a cesspit and not a cesspool?

[Reply #587 on:]

A: Cuz someone paid for that.

Q: Is Dumbina Punn's sister - Cyllia single?

[Reply #588 on:]

A: Don't be shy.... go ask her.

Q: If Morbo did finally get round to destroying us all, how would he go about it?

[Reply #589 on:]

A: He would use the most subtle weapon of them all - The H-Bomb.Lots of'em.

Q: What happened to YouTube dot Com?

[Reply #590 on:]

A: It became a cinema in the virtual Internet.

Q: What if the PE crew had a delivery on Xen?(hope you know what I'm talking about)

[Reply #591 on:]

A: They'd get headcrab'd while triing to deliver a hotdog to the Vortigaunts(whoever eats crap like fast headcrabs should be able to eat a hot dog).Fry's headcrab would die from malnutrinition like Grodon Frohman's and Leela would use her 1337 martial arts skills to take it off.

Q: What if they had a delivery to Na Pali?

[Reply #592 on:]

A:  What would the Na Pali's do to them?

Q:  Is the "You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do" Law still in effect?

[Reply #593 on:]

A: No, it was banned after Branigan quoted it to his troops and they rioted

Q: Why was he quoting it in the first place?

[Reply #594 on:]

A: Cause he is too stupid to think of his own things to say.

Q: Why is zapp so stupid?

[Reply #595 on:]

A: Well,why not?It's democracy, everybody does whatever they want to!

Q: Will the hippies stop tormenting Nixon?

[Reply #596 on:]

A: Never, its their job

Q: Why doesn't the Robot Devil use his original name Beazlebot?

[Reply #597 on:]

A: Because the band Queenbot sung "Beelzebot has a devilbot put aside for me, for me, for me!" in their song Bothemian Rhapsody and copyrighted the song.Now  the robot devil can't use his name under fear of lawsuits.

Q: Is there a Robot God?

[Reply #598 on:]

A: Yes. He is called Robot God.

Q: What would Leela say if Scruffy asked her out?

[Reply #599 on:]

A: OMG LOL NOOB!

Q: How would scruffy reply?