Questions! Answers! Forthwither-er!!

[Reply #320 on:]

A: He had the professor give him a transplant.

Q: Does Bender really like being a fem-bot?

TOP OF THE THINGY

[Reply #321 on:]

A: Only when Calculon's credit card is to hand

Q: What ever happened to the mayor's aid?
 

[Reply #322 on:]

A: he aided the mayor

Q: How many brain cells does fry have??

[Reply #323 on:]

A: 2


Q: Why is being a starship captain considered better then being a Bending Unit?

[Reply #324 on:]

A: Because it's cooler.

Q: Where can I get one of them cool-o-meters?

[Reply #325 on:]

A. At the Cool-o-meter store

Q. How Much do they cost?

[Reply #326 on:]

i dont know my good friend

q. what celebrity  was at the scientict party when they think of a way to stop global warming?

[Reply #327 on:]

A: Tim Berners-Lee, you know the guy who invented the Internet

Q: Uranus or Urectum?

[Reply #328 on:]

A: Yourectum

Q: Milky Way or Galaxy of Terror?

[Reply #329 on:]

A: Milky way, it sounds like a candy bar that won't kill you

Q: Who's Farnsworth's favorite famous scientist?

[Reply #330 on:]

A: himself

Q: what's frys christmas list this year (three things)

[Reply #331 on:]

A: 1) Leela
2) Leela
3) Leela

Q:What would happen if Kif took Zapps job?

[Reply #332 on:]

A: He'd immediately call Leela and bore her with the good news.

Q: What happened to The Beastie Boys after their performance at Madison Cube Garden?

[Reply #333 on:]

A: they die in a horrific accident


Q: What was this accident?

[Reply #334 on:]

A: It's not for you to know...I wouldn't trust such a secret to Hitler!!

Q: Why wouldn't I?

[Reply #335 on:]

Q: Because Id use it to take over the universe!

A: How would I do this?

[Reply #336 on:]

A: Incomprehensible are the ways of the Hitler.

Q: Is there anyone who can comprehend the ways of the Hitler?

[Reply #337 on:]

A: Yes, anyone who actually watches The History Channel.

Q: How will this thread get back on track?

[Reply #338 on:]

A: By asking Futurama questions

Q: Who will be the first to ask a Futurama question?

[Reply #339 on:]

A: ME!!!  Now I'm the popular one!!!

Q: When will Zoidberg get another chance to mate?

[Reply #340 on:]

A: Whenever he gets enough money to pay a decapdian whore

Q: How much does a decapodian whore cost?

[Reply #341 on:]

A:  200 decapodian dollars. 

Q:  Do Mom and her sons Walt, Larry, and Inger know or have meet Zapp and Kiff?

[Reply #342 on:]

A: yes at the spider silk party thingy

Q: what would leela say if walk asked her out???

[Reply #343 on:]

A: She'd do something too violent to discuss on a message board.

Q: Are there non-human heads in jars?

[Reply #344 on:]

A: yup 4 dogs 2 iguannas and 1 bellofadoff

q: since 2007, hw many new species have benn discovered on earth?

[Reply #345 on:]

A: One and only one species-the girl,who likes The Goon(FGS,I just stumbled upon her today!And I thought she was what nerdyness and geekativity isn't!)
PS Before you get any crazy ideas,FGS means for gods sake)
Q: Does Amy feel any pleasure during intercourse?I mean,has she gotten used to it?

[Reply #346 on:]

A: She seemed to like it in PYHOMS

Q:Why has Arockalypse changed his avatar?

@PazuzuJr By the way Jar Jar Binks head was in a jar in Lobstertainment.

[Reply #347 on:]

A: So Donbot won't find him and plug him then unplug him

Q: What did Arockalypse do to upset Donbot?

[Reply #348 on:]

A: He was seen groping Joey Mousepad.  Ahh, jealousy.

Q: How do you get out of the Robot Mafia?

[Reply #349 on:]

A: It's hard.Real hard.I know,trust me!

Q: Who else from this board is the Robot Mafia after?

[Reply #350 on:]

A: Scrunchy

Q: why is the Robot Mafia after SCRUNCHY?

[Reply #351 on:]

A: i don't know - ask him yourself...

Q: what is on Leela's X-mas list?

[Reply #352 on:]

A: A man with one or two eyes and doesn't have a snake's tongue.

Q: If Clamps really was Joe Pesci, how much better would "8 Heads in a Duffel Bag" been?

[Reply #353 on:]

A: A party keg of clear eyes.

Q: What's not on Leela's X-mas list?

[Reply #354 on:]

A: a kangaroo

Q: what's on Benders X-mas list?

[Reply #355 on:]

A: Everything one everyone else's list

Q: Will Zoidberg receive anything from anybody this xmas?

[Reply #356 on:]

A: He will recieve finrot from his cousin Zoibfarb.

Q: How will he seek treatment?

[Reply #357 on:]

A: From SCRUNCHY

Q: What would Zoidfarb do?

[Reply #358 on:]

A: dance and limbo

Q: how much is amy going to spend on presents for the PE crew this x-mas?

[Reply #359 on:]

A:$246,387

Q: How much is the PE crew going to spend on Amy this Xmas?