A memo from FOX's head of programming

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Still making them mad.

Does a TOTP reality check dance.

[Reply #41 on:]

More, Kryten! I want more!  That football viewership had me cracking up.

[Reply #42 on:]

The first time I read that post it scared the hell out of me... that is until the zero viewers. I know because the only I've only missed one airing since the middle of August. So there was at least on viewer even if i am in Canada.

Unfortunatly that one i missed had to be the season premiere - I had to work. Working that night sucked not just be cause of missing the premiere but becasue i had to work until 1 AM, had school the next day AND it was my birthday. But there has been at least one viewer, because its me.

[Reply #43 on:]

Two viewers. I've never missed an ep neither.

[Reply #44 on:]

Me too. I think I missed one, but it was a rerun and I'm sure my family had it on in my name.

[Reply #45 on:]

Wooheeheehee! I, too, bought this one hook, line, and sinker for a second. But as hard as I laughed at it when I caught on and the shock faded, I got even more hysterical reading the replies. C'mon, friends, enjoy a scare-and-giggle. Kryten, you keep 'em coming. 

[Reply #46 on:]

FOX ARE A**HOLES, pure and simple. Who gives a flip about NFL football. They should shelve the Simpsons. Thats not as good as Futurama.

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Originally posted by tdankz:
FOX ARE A**HOLES, pure and simple. Who gives a flip about NFL football. They should shelve the Simpsons. Thats not as good as Futurama.

It sounds like you took that seriously, I just hope you realise that it was a joke! Kryten likes to scare the shit out of us don't you...

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Originally posted by aslate:
 It sounds like you took that seriously, I just hope you realise that it was a joke! Kryten likes to scare the shit out of us don't you...

WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR NECK??!!!        

Nah, I'm kiddin', you're all right.

[Reply #49 on:]

I knew this was a joke from the beginning, but when I first read it. I was ready to kill. Kryten was ready to kill all the fox execs when I told him Futurama had been cancelled/not brought for season 6

[Reply #50 on:]

Hmmmm, pretty odd how it came true, huh?

[Reply #51 on:]

The joke is bad, but this is worse than the joke

[Reply #52 on:]

Hmm, I smell a conspiracy. FOX leaked the memo to the fan community. People where amused, and didn't express much concern about it being true (after the initial shock). FOX then said: Okay, they don't care one way or the other, can the show!

But now that I have uncovered the truth about the sinister ways in which FOX acts, I'm likely to suffer some kind of "accident" soon. 

[Reply #53 on:]

Yes! You're in danger (peeks out from garbage can) They've been hunting me for weeks because of TGJ