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shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #160 on: 08-15-2006 07:44 »

"Whats his name"
laptopmoerder

Starship Captain
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« Reply #161 on: 08-15-2006 07:50 »
« Last Edit on: 08-15-2006 07:50 »

"Please insert credit card here: [===========]"

Hey, shinyass, finally got some internet connection on the island?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #162 on: 08-15-2006 07:54 »

@Laptop: yeah, 1 euro for 16 minutes. I´m having a great time (ish), everyone here almost, doesn´t speak english, fantastc.

"Please stand clear of self destructing basket"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #163 on: 08-15-2006 07:58 »

"life-support NOT guaranteed"
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #164 on: 08-15-2006 13:14 »

"Wait until we leverage the fans for political gain!"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #165 on: 08-15-2006 16:46 »

"Caution: May contain death"
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #166 on: 08-16-2006 00:22 »

"No a hocus-pocus cure for Cancer by Mom"

Caution: Could cause cancer.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #167 on: 08-16-2006 01:22 »

 "Eat this to be transported to a happier demension!
May cause mild death spells.
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #168 on: 08-16-2006 06:11 »

"You're like a cancer on society. And death is the cure."
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #169 on: 08-16-2006 08:08 »

hehe. everyone's into death nowadays. It's hip, rad and spunktacullarly fresh!

"Has stress got you down? Then buy Klagmar's Fresh Effecient Drugs. It's the easier way to find instant relief!"
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #170 on: 08-16-2006 12:32 »

"Buy Speedy's Ultrafast Hovercar now!"

caution: falls apart at high speeds.
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #171 on: 08-16-2006 18:01 »

Fry, Leela, and Bender will return in:
Futurama: The Lost Emo Years
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #172 on: 08-16-2006 18:11 »

Try our new People Pot Pie!It's good enough to die for!
 May contain traces of rat feces.
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #173 on: 08-16-2006 23:13 »

Piett tested, Vader approved!
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #174 on: 08-17-2006 00:11 »

" Eat Swigmar's edible dish soap!
There's no place likes foams!"
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #175 on: 08-17-2006 08:24 »

Nice one.

"Try Glermo's New Slurm. Same old Slurm...With a Leela aftertaste!"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #176 on: 08-17-2006 09:56 »

lol. you go, llama.  big grin
El Chupinebre's $1.50 Store
Fat and Juicy mutantants Especially welcome.
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #177 on: 08-17-2006 13:28 »

Nice one. I think I'm outta slogans though.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #178 on: 08-17-2006 16:47 »

aw, don't quit yet.

You'll never not know how good it is till you don't not never try it!
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #179 on: 08-17-2006 18:49 »
« Last Edit on: 08-17-2006 18:49 »

okay, how 'bout dis:
"Sick of rain when you don't want it? Do you want snow in the middle of July? Tired of not being able to wield Godlike powers? That all will change now. All you must do is buy the WEATHER MASTER 4000 and control over the ether will be yours.

Caution: Could cause the apocalypse.
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #180 on: 08-17-2006 23:58 »

2112 was a pretty good year...
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #181 on: 08-18-2006 00:00 »

I enjoyed the year 3210. Its like counting down from three.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #182 on: 08-18-2006 00:58 »

nice.  smile
Try our new Limited Edition Glanx Matress!
Batteries not included
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #183 on: 08-19-2006 10:09 »

Try Glagnar's Alkazar rinds! They change before your very eyes!
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #184 on: 08-19-2006 15:54 »

Eat Glagnar's Hunan Rinds, now sweeter with 30% more shipper!
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #185 on: 08-20-2006 19:52 »

mmm...shippery.

Try the new Super Slurm! Reccommended by orange-haired idiots everywhere!
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #186 on: 08-21-2006 16:08 »

Toy for sale that no one wants at a price no one will pay in a universe no one knows about!
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #187 on: 08-21-2006 16:29 »

".....Cosmic"
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #188 on: 08-21-2006 17:40 »

"Say Star Trek. C'mon. I dare ya."
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #189 on: 08-21-2006 17:54 »

star tr- oooh. almost got me there.haha.

Rubber chicken- not edible unless you are from planet Trikus 7
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #190 on: 08-21-2006 17:57 »

"Go to Serial-Murderer's Fun and Gags shop!"
"You will have a killer good time!"
HopelessShipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #191 on: 08-21-2006 20:44 »

Were back FOREVER
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #192 on: 08-21-2006 21:36 »

You pay only 300 dollars to get this king-sized mattress for free! Yes, that's right! Only 300 dollars to get it absolutely free!
Offer ends-now.

lol. when i was little my friends tricked me into paying 10 cents to buy a rock for free. it kept working until i was around 9. then i finally noticed you can't PAY to have something for free. i guess i wasn't too bright then....just so everyone knew where i got that from.  smile
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #193 on: 08-21-2006 23:28 »

Now, HOW long ago was nine?
"If you eat here, you stand a 98.43% chance of dying instantly."
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #194 on: 08-22-2006 00:04 »

how long ago was nine...? i dont reveal my real age over the internet (safety precautions) but i am between 13 and 18 years old. How old are you?

"Come to Smitty's Hotel-
You don't know what hell is like till you've been here!"
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #195 on: 08-22-2006 06:49 »

13 for me

"It is a possibility that you will choke and sufficate during tonights episode"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #196 on: 08-22-2006 08:50 »
« Last Edit on: 08-22-2006 08:50 »

13? then you are very near my age...which i will still not reveal do to safety precautions.

@llama: What's your age?

"Rated HR-
Humor Required to see the following show-
Not for the un-funny or people who can't take a joke"
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #197 on: 08-22-2006 10:14 »
« Last Edit on: 08-22-2006 10:14 »

"Think fast"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #198 on: 08-22-2006 10:22 »

No one can beat our prices except those guys who can!
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #199 on: 08-22-2006 10:32 »

"The soviet union strikes back"
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