"Holy Zombie Jesus!" Slogan Thread

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" Daves Not Here Right Now Man "

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"If experiencing deep dillusions of craziness, we have met our aim  "

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@Blob= Damnit! You should of left right and now out.

"Eat garbage to enjoy this episode"

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"Episode redeemable for free burger"

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Originally posted by shinyass:
@Blob= Damnit! You should of left right and now out.

"Eat garbage to enjoy this episode"

Daves Not Here Man


" Enhanced With Minerals "

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Originally posted by TheGlob:
 Daves Not Here Man


" Enhanced With Minerals "

I am! 

"Pherapy not included"

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lol dave.

"My manwhich!"

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" M-14 "

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He is   

"Walk into the dark, trip over and fall downstairs into the wine cellar"

[Reply #129 on:]

No Man He's Not Here     


" $2.00 Admission "

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"Subliminal Messaging Is Loving Everyone"

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" You Must Be This Funny To Enter "

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"It's mandatory!"

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" Pull Your Pants Down And Spread Your Butt Cheeks "

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Now with 100%

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" More Hot Robot Action Than Ever "

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Just make your mind up of an avatar, jeeze

"For a painful and horrible death, please press 1 now"

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The idea for this one is stolen from shinyass (and some others, probably), but anyway:

(in a Windows message box style)
"Do you want to be killed now in the most gruesome and agonizing  way imaginable?
[OK][Yes]"

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" Now With 80% More Prostitution "

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"Accepts no limitations"

"Come inside for more nuns with guns"

"Endorsed by Superking, the best one of the three!"

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"Morbo Says:
Don't do drugs or I will DESTROY YOU!"

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Originally posted by shinyass:
Just make your mind up of an avatar, jeeze

"For a painful and horrible death, please press 1 now"

Lol I Finally have....

" With New Sweet and Sour Sauce "

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"Insert coin here to be annihilated."

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Originally posted by TheGlob:
No Man He's Not Here     


" $2.00 Admission "

Nobody doubts my existance!   

"Fill your head with more abstract craziness!"

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"Insert coin here to be annihilated."

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" Welcome To The Jungle "

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"Welcome to The Suck"

(That wasn't meant to be a play on TheGlob's one. It's one of my mates Instant Messager names and I thought I would use it)

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"sock it to em'"

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"Now with a complimentary pair of socks!"

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"press tongue HERE for 'fun' surprise!"

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Xanfor you are really starting to piss me off

"Look to your left, then to your right, then in 9 other directions, one in two of you will not pass this test"

long slogan

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"daves not here man"

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dj, that was already said 

"Now with 30% less facts!"

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With support from Viewers Unlike You

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"'Brought to you by' is not one word."

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"Now with a No Child Left Behind grant"

"That wasn't a political message..."

And it realy wasn't!

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"Closed Captioning Funded by the US Department of Education"

(Kills self for making Monty Python reference)

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"No shame in a Python (Monty) refrence"

And there really isn't!

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"Stupidity is stupid. With a capital 'E'."

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"shippers, commence! Non-shippers...go home!"