"Holy Zombie Jesus!" Slogan Thread

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Continued from "custom Futurama slogans"

"Now with steel!"

[Reply #1 on:]

"No stupidity!" 

[Reply #2 on:]

" More Mutant Midgets!"

[Reply #3 on:]

"Brought to you by many, many, universities, in many, many, universes. Not that that really matters, but if you've actually read all this in the time it's been here, don't bother applying. The professors won't be able to keep up with you."

[Reply #4 on:]

" Now With More Hippies "

[Reply #5 on:]

"Lets all go to the lobby, to pick us up some Popplers!"

[Reply #6 on:]

" KILL ALL HIPPIES "

[Reply #7 on:]

"Remember me!"

[Reply #8 on:]

"Rocking since 1999 "

[Reply #9 on:]

"Construct your own popcorn factory here"

[Reply #10 on:]

"POP this!"

A reference to 'Love and Rocket'... 

[Reply #11 on:]

"Go ahead, the scab is on us!"

[Reply #12 on:]

" This message will self destruct in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1 "

[Reply #13 on:]

"This message does not exist. And neither to you!"

[Reply #14 on:]

" Eating Popplers Daily "

[Reply #15 on:]

"We'll never stop Futuramaaaa, have no fears we've got storiess for yearsss!"

[Reply #16 on:]

" Now With More Hooker Bots "

[Reply #17 on:]

"Do not read this."

[Reply #18 on:]

" Now With Vitamin C "

[Reply #19 on:]

"Good for you? Hell no!"

[Reply #20 on:]

"It's our invention we'll do it our way!"

[Reply #21 on:]

" Now With More Drama "

[Reply #22 on:]

"From the studio that gave you, then took away, then eventually regave you, Family Guy"

[Reply #23 on:]

" Come On In "

[Reply #24 on:]

"USB port required to become stupid"

[Reply #25 on:]

" Error Can Not Compute "

[Reply #26 on:]

illegal character on line 6

[Reply #27 on:]

" With New Kung Fu Grip! "

[Reply #28 on:]

We care for you because your loved ones don't!

[Reply #29 on:]

" Now With More Sarcasm "

[Reply #30 on:]

"reduced stupidity"

[Reply #31 on:]

"When you finish licking envelopes, then if you have a spare minute from reading the phone book, take a look Futurama. It only just beats the other two exercises in enjoyment level."

[Reply #32 on:]

"Come into the light"

[Reply #33 on:]

" Stop Right There! "

[Reply #34 on:]

"Increased stupidity! What do you think we are, stupid?"

[Reply #35 on:]

"Futurama, better then Chess. But not Twister, seriously how much does that fucking rock?"

[Reply #36 on:]

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[Reply #37 on:]

" Show Starting In 3..2..1! "

[Reply #38 on:]

"Please insert credit card details for free tic-tac-toe."

[Reply #39 on:]

@Dawoodz: Ha!

"You know that feeling you get when you put on warm clothes fresh out the dryer? We know the guy that came up with that!"