Questions! Answers! Forthwith!

[Reply #440 on:]

A: Powerful EMP. And a little bit of chlorine to make him rust. But, thank God, chlorine is not featured in the cheap 25ct suicide booths.

Q: How are the remains of killed people removed from the suicide booths?

We interrupt the current programme for an important announcment: yet another top-of-the-page post...

[Reply #441 on:]

A: A disposabot takes care of things.

Q: Are there suicide booths all-over the world, or just in NNY?

[Reply #442 on:]

A: You know that little flash after the people step in? That's them being disintagrated by an ultra-hot light wave, thingamajiggybober.
(You really can see a flash in SP300)

Q: Whatever became of Beck?

[Reply #443 on:]

A: He went on to release two platnium abulms but after he was kidnapped by Bender, things were never the same.

Q: Is Hermes likely to be divorced?

[Reply #444 on:]

A: No, no. LaBarbera would like  to leave her little stub of a husband, but her only job is looking pretty, so he supplies the money.

Q: Are Dwight and Cubert good friends?

[Reply #445 on:]

A: Until one of the other becomes popular and ditches the other one

Q: Did LBarbera have any children with Barbados slim?

[Reply #446 on:]

A:I think she didn't.
Q:Is LaBarbara rastafarian like Hermes?

[Reply #447 on:]

A: Of course, mon. Da whole 'ousehold is rastafarian.
Q: Did things clear up at the plant for Mr. H.G.Blob?

[Reply #448 on:]

A:We will never know.
Q:How did Richard Nixon become so evil?

[Reply #449 on:]

Q: Eisenhower touched him when he was vice president

A: How come none of the celebrity heads have robot bodies?

[Reply #450 on:]

A: One too many lollipops, I suppose. And he grew up in a bad neighborhood. All those dogs 'Arrroooo!-ing' at him night and day, broken beer bottles. Not a good home.

Q: Will Scruffy ever do something useful for a change?

[Reply #451 on:]

A:Scruffy doesn't think so.
Q:What beer does Bender likes best?

[Reply #452 on:]

A: The beer that's free. Don't care what kind so long as he can steal it easily. Although, he rather likes LaBrau.

Q: Who will be President after Nixon?

[Reply #453 on:]

A: George Bush MXL

Q: Who will be president after him?

[Reply #454 on:]

Q: The Crushinator.

A: Will the Hyper-chicken ever become a big-shot?

[Reply #455 on:]

A: Yes when he wins his case against Johnnie Cochran's head

Q: Will Calculon ever get his oscar?

[Reply #456 on:]

A: Oh, my, yes. He will be praised world-wide for his appearance in the movie 'Sort-of But Not That Freaky Friday."

Q: Will Mayor Poopenmiyer ever run for president?

[Reply #457 on:]

A: Actually, he'll be Scruffy's running mate in the ill fated Scruffy/Poop 3008 campaign

Q: Who's Nixon's VP in the 31st century?

[Reply #458 on:]

A: Well, it was the headless body of Spirow Agnew, until he was given to the Professor in exchange for a solution to the robot problem (4ACV05). For a time the post was unfilled, then on the following Freedom Day, Nixon violated the spirit of that great day by killing off all members of the senate, house of representatives, and the supreme court and declared himself Emperor for Life, making the position obsolete.

Q: How did Seymour end up being fast-fossilised?

[Reply #459 on:]

A: Well, after many years, the Pizza shop began to wear out. Soon, it was just used by teens who had nothing else to do with their lives but pop ills and due crack. They decided to make a miniature volcano in a ditch outside the shop. This ditch happened to be where Seymour was buried, so when the molten lava (real lava due to technical advances) connected with the pup's body, wala, instant fossilization.

Q: Where was Fry's sombrero in ISTE?

[Reply #460 on:]

A: It was held by Fry until Fry-robbing space mushrooms...well, you know the rest.

Q: What is the offical technical name for Leela's wrist-lo-jackimator?

[Reply #461 on:]

Q: Some people prefer to call it "wristwatch". Her model is a IBM ThinkThing XF4000-10, which was popular in the 2980's.

A: Since when does IBM produce watches?

[Reply #462 on:]

hahaha you mixed up Q and A 
A: since the 2600's, the reinvented it with more bells and whistles

Q: How much does the wrist thingy cost?
 

[Reply #463 on:]

A: Between $500 (thats the oldest model) to $1000 (the newest model).

Q:Will Fry ever be a great Holophoner again?

[Reply #464 on:]

A: No... that's not very likely. If he can't get rid of his "stupid fingers", he'll be lucky if he can play "The Grumpy Snail" without any mistakes.

Q: When and by who was the Holophoner invented?

This time, Q and A in the correct order... :-)

[Reply #465 on:]

A: It was invented by Sir Albert Einstien in 1905 during his "crazy" years, unfortunately it was stolen by liberian nationalists and given to Doctor Emmit Brown in exchange for a faulty atomic bomb during the 1950's. After a struggle, Marty Mcfly accidently transported it to the future via the Doctors dog (Einstein) and thus it turned up 2015, here it was discovered by Holophoner Holophone, who soon marketed the product and made billions.

Q: How did Bender get rid of the holes which were put in his bodywork during him being made into 174 slurm cans in "Fry and the Slurm Factory"

[Reply #466 on:]

A: He kidnapped some welders?

Q: What happened to the hobos Bender met in the 30% iron chef

[Reply #467 on:]

A: They got a decent job scrounginf for food for Zoidberg. Although they soon quit when their employer couldn't pay up...
Q: What was the worst thing Bender did when he hadn't had enough to drink?

[Reply #468 on:]

A: Bender will rust if he doesn't have a drink.

Q: How many times does Bender play his banjo?

[Reply #469 on:]

A: Twice. On the episodes of Insane in The Mainfame & Where the Buggalo Roam.

Q: What would you do when The Globetrotters came to your place and challenged you to a Basketball game?

[Reply #470 on:]

A: Tell them you don't play basketball and make them a mug of hot chocolate.

Q: When FATbot was re-booted was he any different? If so how?

[Reply #471 on:]

A:  After rebooting, Fatbot no longer munched on things such as ship models or fancy pictures when he was nervous.  Instead, he consumed the traditional college foliage; ivy, trees, hemp.  Especially the hemp.

Q:  Who founded Mars University?  Amy's ancestors, or am I Wong?

[Reply #472 on:]

A: Nobody know, although on the "MARS UNIVERSITY" sign you can see a stamp reading "NOT PROPERTY OF THE WONGS"

Q: Will Amy inherit the Wong place?

[Reply #473 on:]

A: Yes

Q: How come Bender only realised about Fry practicing his Holophoner until the late stages of The Devils Hands are idle Playthings?

[Reply #474 on:]

A: Oh, he had noticed all the other times he was playing. But, being a superior robut, he couldn't be bothered to look into it. He just picked that specific time to intrude because he figured if Fry was playing something about Leela on his Holophoner, perhaps he could blackmail him somehow.

Q: What have happened if the crew could not get Bender's brain back from the Central Beuracracy?

[Reply #475 on:]

A: Well, if all he said was "I am Bender. Please insert girder." They would have sent him back to Mexico for salvaging.

Q: Why has Bender gone on a totally "Bend-Free" lifestyle?

[Reply #476 on:]

A: Because he doesn't want to bend anymore:P

Q: Will Inez and Leo Wong ever stop asking for a grandchild?

[Reply #477 on:]

A: They'll only stop asking for a grandchild if they get one. However, they'll ask for more than one grandchild if they get one.

Q: Will they ever get a grandchild? If yes, who will be the father?

[Reply #478 on:]

A: Yes, Kif 

Q: If Fry's hands in The Devils Hands Are Idle Playthings were actually the hands which he replaced for his real hands in I Dated A Robot then why were they so confidently described as always getting around like Fry has had them forever?

[Reply #479 on:]

A: Most likely because it usually doesn't take very long to  break his new hands in. Usually in the first night...*gets elbowed* Ooof! OK, I'll just shut up now...

Q: What college did 'The Australian Guy' go to?