Questions! Answers! Forthwith!

[Reply #200 on:]

A: Rich tasty "pig's" heart.

Q: If the proffesor was a beaucrat what grade would he be?

[Reply #201 on:]

A: 10


Q: Who Would win in a fight Scruffy or Hermes???

[Reply #202 on:]

A: Scruffy. By the way it's Q: not B:

Q: If scruffy were sacked would it be benifitial to the company as a whole?

[Reply #203 on:]

A: Yes


Q: When will Igner get his monkey cake??

[Reply #204 on:]

A: When he eats himself

Q: What's the name of the Profressors great great grand father?

[Reply #205 on:]

A: Joseph Farnsworth


Q: Does Igner Have A Girlfriend??

[Reply #206 on:]

A: If you want to get technical, then yeah, I guess you can call his pillow a girlfriend.

Q; How did they meet?

[Reply #207 on:]

A: At Pier One


Q: What kind of shoes does Igner wear?

[Reply #208 on:]

A: Shoes from Mom's Friendly Footwear Company. Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand.

Q: Was "Star Wars XXIV" ever produced? If yes, what is it about?

[Reply #209 on:]

A: It was widely believed that "Star Wars XXIV" involved a baboon named Earl and a Wookie that was an orphan at birth setting out on an adventure that would change them both forever.

Q: What color is Leela's tooth brush and how many bristles does it have?

[Reply #210 on:]

A: Blue, 9


Q: How Many Sticks Of deodorant does Elzar need in a month??

[Reply #211 on:]

A: 1.33 times as much as the 3-armed mutant.

Q: Why is Cylon Garfunkel's partner instead of some relative of Paul Simon?

[Reply #212 on:]

A: Cylon is much cooler


Q: What Kind Of Jumpsuit Does Amy Wear?

[Reply #213 on:]

A: Sweat suit

Q: What does Bender actually excrete with reference to Space Pilot 3000

[Reply #214 on:]

A: Brick(Bender Likes eating Clay, which cooks in his stomach due to robot digestion)

Q: Does Zapp have any sex related diseases aside from sexlexia?

[Reply #215 on:]

A: Yes, Crabs and Herpes


Q: Has Mom Had Any Pass Boyfriends beside Professor
Farnsworth? 

[Reply #216 on:]

A: Yes, WERNSTROM !

Q: Will Sal ever get a successful well paying job

[Reply #217 on:]

A: Of course, he becomes the intergalatical spokesman for LA-Z-BOY.

Q: Who was their previous spokesman?

[Reply #218 on:]

A: Fry


Q: What Was Dr. Zoidberg's Job Before Working At Planet Express? If He Had One.

[Reply #219 on:]

A: He was an actor in gay Decapodian pornos (At least he got a free meal out of it)

Q: What are the titles of some of his films?

[Reply #220 on:]

A: A Seafood Threesome, A Decapodian Dream


Q: Who Directed These Films?

[Reply #221 on:]

A: Calculon's evil half-cousin's brother-in-law. He was famous for directing alien pornography, too filthy to be shown on Earth.

Q: Where did the Professor and Zoidberg first meet and why did Farnsworth hire him?

[Reply #222 on:]

A: He met Zoidberg at the shelter for homeless doctors and he hired Zoidberg because he didn't want to spend a lot of money on a doctor for a crew that's most likely gonna die

Q: How and where did Farnsworth meet Hermes?

[Reply #223 on:]

A: At Fishy Joes


Q: Where Did Professor Farnsworth Meet Amy?

[Reply #224 on:]

A: Well, the Professor had an ad for an organ donor in the local newspaper. Amy thought it would be cute to help an old, senile crazy man.

Q: Where has Zoidberg really lost his Medical Degree (or his Diploma or whatever)?

[Reply #225 on:]

A: Lost it mistaking it for PE stock in the bathroom

Q: Will Fry ever come back to the Orphanerium for information on the other orphans?

[Reply #226 on:]

A: Yes, he wanted info on albert

Q: why did he want that info?

[Reply #227 on:]

A: So He could Be His Friend.


Q: What Kind Of Music Does Bender Like? (Besides Folk)

[Reply #228 on:]

A:  "The Collected Operettas of Lucy Liu."

Q:  Speaking of robot-human romances, what human (or human head) does Calculon secretly desire?

[Reply #229 on:]

A: Pamella Anderson but its a well kept secret, shhhhhhh!

Q: Name some of the prevous inventions the Professor has invented to show at the many symposia's he has participated in through his life, excluding those previously shown in the show, and describe each invention's usage?

[Reply #230 on:]

A: the poop tracker: let's you know the next time you need to poop, anti depressive suppository pills

Q: Will himand Wernstrom ever patch thing's up?

[Reply #231 on:]

A: NEVER!!!

Q: Has Bender's banjo ever broken and if it does, how?

[Reply #232 on:]

A: Yes, he didn't drink enough alcohol and had mistaken the banjo as a shovel to hit some random guy

Q: Who was that guy?

[Reply #233 on:]

(Nice answer  shinyass)

A: The Crack addict

Q: Has Calculon ever searched for Coilette's grave and revealed the gruesome truth....!

[Reply #234 on:]

Why, thank you  The first appreciation of the day

A: No, he was told that coilette's body was recycled

Q: Would calculon rembige though the records of the recycling plant to find her remains?

[Reply #235 on:]

A: Yes, but eventually he would end up at a beer can, as how Bender explained recycling works on A Big Piece Of Garbage and so would then break down and cry 

Q: Does Bender retain any prior control over the P.E ship now that he has merged with it?

[Reply #236 on:]

A: No, because his realitionship with the PE ship was a one-episode wonder.

Q: What would've happened to Fry if he had been caught stealing the Popplers? 

[Reply #237 on:]

A: They Would Of Ate His Human Horn


Q: How Old Is Fishy Joes?

[Reply #238 on:]

A: 48

Q: What exactly was the scene on Amy's tatoo, don't spare the details... 

[Reply #239 on:]

A: An "R" rated woman

Q: Where does amy get her tatoos done?