Jokes You Like For No Specific Reason

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I like the one with the 80's guy Futurestock? When Fry is mumbling to himself about Mom, "Call me a booger blaster, I'll blast a booger so hard..." that always makes me laugh.

And I also always laugh on the Anthology of Interests, when Leela asks about being more spontanious, and to show her how spontanious he is Fry dumbs cereal and milk on his head and starts eating, and I always crack up at Bender saying, "Go man, go!"

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kif:I think im in love
zapp:HAA, thats rich!
I forgot what episode that was in,but its probably my favorite line.

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In "I Second that Emotion", when Bender is flushing himself down the toilet... Fry: "Bender?, Bender!!!??? Have you seen my sombrero?"

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Ha... and in "Why Must I Be A Crustacian Love", when Fry goes to Edna's apartment to redeem Zoidberg... "I just came by to tell you how great Dr. Zoidberg is, he's got male jelly coming out the wazoo!" Edna: "Yes, that is where it comes out..."

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Do you have to double post? Like, come on, PEEL has no acception to that.
I'm a bit annoying today, sorry!

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I find the most erotic part of the women is the boobies.

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" Im getting on the bus!"
"Im going doown!"
And frys whole position on eating pancakes.

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Originally posted by Davey_G:
And I also always laugh on the Anthology of Interests, when Leela asks about being more spontanious, and to show her how spontanious he is Fry dumbs cereal and milk on his head and starts eating, and I always crack up at Bender saying, "Go man, go!"

That is awesome. And seeing pouring sauce on a chicken on his head after is damn great too.

Oh, and when Fry go to push the button in "A Big Ball of Garbage", but miss it, I always love it.

And also when Hermes takes time to decide if he push or not the button to eject the crew onto the sun in "Farnsworth Parabox".

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Originally posted by Sk8PrO:
And also when Hermes takes time to decide if he push or not the button to eject the crew onto the sun in "Farnsworth Parabox".

Hee, that part always amuses me too. Maybe it's just how he's actually considering whether to burn his friends to a crisp. I just never thought Hermes could be so ... sadistic, I suppose.

Also, in the epsiode 'A Fishful of Dollars', there's just something about the way Mom mutters "dumbass" as she walks out of the room that always makes me giggle.
Perhaps because I do, uh, mutter quite a bit. And always get heard. Unfortunately, I'm never called a "nice lady" afterwards. 

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Originally posted by Dai:
 but i don't know what "Unknown" is talking about because i'm almost positive TROAE is not an acronym for the name of any futurama episode!

The Route of all Evil

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Originally posted by Venus:
 
The Route of all Evil

Thanks venus, I knew it was an acronym, globiously! But i couldn't remember of which episode it was for is all!

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i just watched "Bendless Love" last night and there was one part where i actually laughed out loud, which i usually dont do when im watching a show by myself.

but the part at the beginning when the ship crashes...

Leela: And this, my friends, is the L-unit I just removed from the ship.

Fry: That doesn't look like an "L" at all. Unless you count lowercase.

Bender :(smacks Fry across the face) You know we don't!


i thought that was pretty funny

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I always laught when Zoidberg is trying his slinky, then he end up with a mini explosion and start burnings   

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I like this part in the devils hands:

Bender: "you know fry, sometimes I wish your real parents were still alive!... not often though" *they hug*

I always laugh out loud at that part!

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I find it hilarious during Insane in the Mainframe when Unit 2013 (the robot who thinks that he's a human) is showing Fry around and shows Frankie, the guy who works in the cafeteria.

Unit 2013:"And this here's Frankie. He's convinced he's a lunchroom worker, so they put him to work in the lunchroom. How's work in the lunchroom, Frankie?"

Frankie: "It's alright."

Unit 2013: "Poor Frankie."

In the same episode, I also laugh when the robot that is supposed to be the mad hatter yells out "Change places!" That episode  is pretty funny.

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haha, arent these supposed to be jokes

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yes and this thread is about jokes you like. Only ones where you don't know why you like them so much.

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For my favorite random gut-buster from the show, just look at my Avy. All I can say about why it's funny is just that it's so completely random.

Also, can't remember when he said it or why, but Fry always cracks me up with "That's the best thing I ever saw!" Again, can't explain why that's so funny, but it makes me chuckle just thinking about it.

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Originally posted by Gopher:
For my favorite random gut-buster from the show, just look at my Avy. All I can say about why it's funny is just that it's so completely random.

Also, can't remember when he said it or why, but Fry always cracks me up with "That's the best thing I ever saw!" Again, can't explain why that's so funny, but it makes me chuckle just thinking about it.

Its when Bender is driving the P.E. Ship with his ass remember and it is a funny moment

Also welcome back Gopher    haven't seen you in a while you started back when I did mate but you haven't been around here for a looong time. Where have you been buddy?   

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I love in "A Big Ball of Garbage" when Werstrum says :

"Uh, in theory, perhaps. But you'll never find a crew willing to take on a mission so suicidally dangerous."

Then professor Farnsworth look back at Fry, Leela and Bender, then Bender goes : Oh crap.

Same situation in "Where the Bugallo Roam", when he says : "This mission is incredibly dangerous. Someone's sure to be killed. Fry, Leela, Bender..." then Bender goes "Damn you, old man ! "

That's so damn funny !
 

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Originally posted by Gopher:
For my favorite random gut-buster from the show, just look at my Avy. All I can say about why it's funny is just that it's so completely random.

Also, can't remember when he said it or why, but Fry always cracks me up with "That's the best thing I ever saw!" Again, can't explain why that's so funny, but it makes me chuckle just thinking about it.

I love that one too, and I always use that quote!   

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[off-topic]Dave B: Just sortof got distracted by the rest of my life. It'll probably happen again before you know it. Just here to annoy people with my lengthy posts full of bogus insights for a while.

So, good to be back, however transiently.
[/off-topic]

hmm. Gotta come up with another good random joke so the whole post isn't off-topic.

uhm....

"mmmmm. First bologna of the new millenium!" -Yancy Fry, Jurassic Bark

Love that one.

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I was watching 'Bendin' In The Wind' the other day and I really made me laugh 

Bender: "What's that? One of those Led Zepplins i've heard so much about?"
Fry: "No! It's an old Volkswagen van...Hey mister. Mind if I take this old van?"
Man: "Sure. You wanna dump the corpses outta there, it's yourses."
Fry: "Yeah, yeah, I've gotten used cars before."

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Oh, man, dunno why but this just popped into my head and this seems the most appropriate front-page thread for it.

"I was born in two hundred log cabins."

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Not even a joke, but just how some of the stupider characters talk, like the redneck in "The Series has Landed" that says Borry instead of borrow and how Sal uses the letter s after pretty much every word

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"Really? You think maybe I ought to use these clamps, which I use every day, at every opportunity? YOU'RE A FREAKIN' GENIUS, YOU IDIOT!"

I still can't imitate this with a straight face. I know it's not nerdy, it's not a reference, and it's not particularly clever, but it's the only line of anything that I can't say or hear without laughing. No matter how hard I try. Ha!

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Zoidberg in 'Why of Fry' when he says "they got medals..." and the funniest thing throughout Futurama for me is in 'Hell Is Other Robots' when the Robot Devil gets hit on the head by the golden fiddle and he lets out a little scream. Hilarious!

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One word:  "Wiggles?"

And another favorite, from AoI1: (Zoidberg) "Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!"

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"You know the secret of traditional robot cooking? Start with a good, high-quality oil ... then eat it."

Genius line 

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This is my all time favorite line in AoI2 when Mom sends her sons out to get Leela,Bender,Zoidberg,and Fry. When Igner says " Mommy you said you'd make monkey cake" and Mom says " By monkey cake I meant your ass!"

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I love when Fry is doing the Hustle in Jurrasic Bark.

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Sorry for double posting but I just thought of a really good one. I crack up when in Parasites Lost, Leela is asleep and has a "True Stories Of Courageose Animals" book.

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Leela: "Oh no! The idiots have the box!"
Zoidberg: [to blue Zoidberg] "I think they mean you."

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I love "True Stories of Courageous Animals."  It is sooo much a book that Leela would read.  That's why it's so funny.

Leela gets most of the straight lines.  That's why semi-subtle jokes such as, "This is the third hose fight I've broken up today, and the second one using actual hoses." are so funny when she says them.

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One of the Mafiabots (I forget which one)

"You're a freakin' genius, you idiot!" - gets me every time!

And in 'I second that emotion' when Bender says to Leela 'Can't you see I'm using the toilet?' As he flushes Nibbler down


there are more, but I've forgotten most of them

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I love it when in "Amazon Woman in the Mood" Fry and Bender are trying to land the PX ship and you see Fry madly struggling with the controls as Bender screams and runs around in circles in the background.  It's like 2 seconds long, but gets me every time.

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I love the line...

Prof: "Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were meant to do it. In which case, for the love of God, don't not do it."

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Also in one of the episodes when the PE crew walk in to find Bender on fire for no reason what so ever

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When J. Edgar Hoover (it is him, right?) is delivered to area 51 in a box and smashes through it.

i love the cameos.  hearing al gore say "peace out, y'all!" and beck go "ye-yay!!!" just crack me up.  oh and when mom's son says "this fry must be a mastermind of the highest order" and it cuts to a shot of fry watching sanford and son in his underwear.

and: "the monsters of vaguely folkish alterna-rock!"  great.

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Panucci: Your usual professor Hawking?

Hawkings: No, today I'd like something good

Fry: Hey, aren't you that physicist who invented gravity?

Hawkings: Sure, why not?

in fact, that whole part with Prof. Hawkings is one of the best parts of any Futurama episode