Jokes You Like For No Specific Reason

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then jokes i like are in when in 'A Clone Of My Own' Fry keeps on saying 'fix it' and also when the proffessor says 'And Fry You Have That Brain Thing' and Fry Says 'I Already Did'

[Reply #161 on:]

"Accusing gentle Bender of a miss deed! That's the last straw!!"           

[Reply #162 on:]

Fry, The Farnsworth Parabox:

"One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchy."

[Reply #163 on:]

Everything Mom says. On an audio commentary, one of the writers said that in a scene in "Raging Bender", Mom was originally going to say " Make that bitch your bitch you bastard" but the censors cut it.                     

[Reply #164 on:]

Bender: Save it for the cross burning Adolf!

[Reply #165 on:]

I thought of a few more:

The sign for the slave camp that Hermes goes to says "Recommended by Dr.Zoidberg"

In "Kif gets knocked up a notch" after Amy leaves during the baby shower, you hear loud baby-like crying. You figure Kif just had the baby but it turns out it's Zoidberg crying.

Scruffy's haircut in "300 Big Ones"

In "Fishful Of Dollars" One of mom's sons says "My god! This Fry must be a mastermind amonst all living beings!" Camera shows Fry in his underwear and holding a beer bottle while watching "Sanford And Son"

In "Fishful Of Dollars" when Fry is tricked into believing he's in Panucci's pizza in the past, he says "One pizza and a small soda. $10.66, just like my pin number."

Roseanne's guide to life.

I can't think of any else now.

[Reply #166 on:]

on bender ges made leela tells bender to be a little quiter and bender shouts 'no you shut up' i nearly died laughing

[Reply #167 on:]

I love when Zoidberg gets his slinky untangled and then it bursts into flames when he tries to use it. 

[Reply #168 on:]

Not from an actual episode, but I was listening to the commentary for PL today:

Moore(?): D'you guys tease any of the writers about their last names?  Anybody named "Wiener" or anything like that...?
Cohen: Ron Weiner?
Moore: Is it "Weiner?"
Cohen: Only we're not making fun of him.

[Reply #169 on:]

When Bender calls Zoidberg Sigmund in TPWP

[Reply #170 on:]

In Anhology of Interest where Leela is killing everyone-

Zoidberg:  Ah, its just as I suspected all along.  The crime - is unsolvable!

[Reply #171 on:]

Anteater number one who are you trying to protect, anteater number two?

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The Professor shouting "Shut Up and Go Live With Your Parents!" to Leela.

[Reply #173 on:]

"What ya eatin'?"
"Lobster. Want some?"

[Reply #174 on:]

Anytime the Professor tells someone to shut up.

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Bender *somehow* reattaching both his arms in the first episode and Fry looking bewildered and saying: "I don't know how you did that."

[Reply #176 on:]

 

Originally posted by master616:
then jokes i like are in when in 'A Clone Of My Own' Fry keeps on saying 'fix it' and also when the proffessor says 'And Fry You Have That Brain Thing' and Fry Says 'I Already Did'

You know, I saw 'Cyber House Rules' right after I saw 'The Day The Earth Stood Stupid', thus I was a little to confused to laugh for a few seconds.

"You think? You think maybe I ought to use these clamps, which I use every day, at every opportunity? YOU'RE A FREAKIN' GENIUS, YOU IDIOT!"

[Reply #177 on:]

Zoidberg:I must warn you,Bender,I'm an expert on humans,not robots.(starts flashing a flashlight in Fry's eye)
Fry:I'm Fry.I'm a human.
Zoidberg:But i thought you were the row-bit!

[Reply #178 on:]

Theese two lines allways crack me up!
"Maybe you don't understand how rich he is.In fact why not put in a monocle"[puts on monocle]
"Oh I made myself sad"

[Reply #179 on:]

"Quiet, Hermes, I'm deducing things!"

[Reply #180 on:]

Also I get cracked from this one
"I gadered you all here,in the acusing parlor..."
And this is the greatest choise for a song I ever herth
In A Big Piece Of Garbage(about the garbage asteroids)
We'll meet again
I dont know where
I dont know when...
But I know we'll meet again
some sunny day...

[Reply #181 on:]

Bender: I feel like cramming my gullet with mackerel

Zoidberg: That's me baby

[Reply #182 on:]

whenever zoidy says robut

[Reply #183 on:]

"Dirt doesn't need luck"

[Reply #184 on:]

 

Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
whenever zoidy says robut

He sais something like row-bit actually
 

[Reply #185 on:]

Robut, Row-bit.  You say potato, I say potato.

[Reply #186 on:]

i love what zapps says:

Zapp:I am the man with no name...Zapp Brannigan.

[Reply #187 on:]

 

Originally posted by ZoidFryLeelaAmy:
"Dirt doesn't need luck"

Yes.  That line never fails to crack me up.  The expression on Farnsworth's face is the icing on the cake.

[Reply #188 on:]

I really liked bender with the "antique robot toy" in A Fishful of Dollars...