|
Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
|
|
[Stewart Griffin] Have fun. [S. G.]
|
|
|
|
|
|
Crash_7
Professor
|
|
Bender: I'm starting to understand why dogs do this. Feels pretty good.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
|
|
<SEL1750>: This thread seems to have died, Xanfor.
Indeed. Perhaps we should name the winner someone who doesn't even post here.
<SEL1750>: That is illogical. It would be more efficent, as well as more realistic, to put off your decision for a few more days.
You're no fun anymore.
|
|
|
|
|
|
DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Bender: You mean while I was sleeping you took off my old head casing and put on this new one? Leela: The salesman said it would reduce erratic, irrational irritability by 75%. Do you like the convenient screw-off cap? Bender: YOU SCREW OFF, CAP...tain!
|
|
|
|
|
Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
|
|
DrThunder wins. Post a funny grab for us, will ya?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Writer unit32
Professor
|
|
Bender: What the hell is that? Fry: The beer from the bottle I broke Bender: Anybody have a straw?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Shiny
Professor
|
|
Bender saw Fry's new Handcrafters(TM) hand begin creeping toward his friend's throat again, and realized the rumors about the company raiding the Serial Killer's Graveyard were horribly true. Bender saved the day, but Fry never thanked him for acting so quickly, OR for thinking to bring his blowtorch along.
|
|
|
|
|
futz
Liquid Emperor
|
|
Bender: That movie was a revelation. So humans rose from forests to dominate the entire planet, wiping out the nearly all other life forms and then on to a large part of the galaxy? Was it your superior brains?
Fry: Nope, it's our opposable thumbs.
Leela: Hum-hmm. Actually human brains are ranked with pine cones on a galactic scale.
Bender: Reeeally?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
LayZ341
Professor
|
|
Announcer: Women love the rising results of Light Speed Briefs!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
futz
Liquid Emperor
|
|
I'm not sure if anyone is interested in continuing this little contest but it would be nice to have a few more entries.
|
|
|
|
|
Writer unit32
Professor
|
|
Announcer:Nappster robots now can smile completely like human and have a mode to smile at the borringest things
|
|
|
|
|
futz
Liquid Emperor
|
|
LayZ341 wins this one.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Crash_7
Professor
|
|
"A Flight to Remember" if I'm not mistaken.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Fry: High five! Bender: Actually, in robot circles we refer to it as a "high pi." Leela: Come on, Bender. It's essentially the same thing but with a different number of digits.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
futz
Liquid Emperor
|
|
Leela: There, perfect, the Professor will never suspect. And they laughed when I took taxidermy courses at the community college.
|
|
|
|
|
LayZ341
Professor
|
|
I like Dr. T's knowledge of the greek letters, but this round is going to futz.
|
|
|
|
|