It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read. Framegrab Thread

[Reply #640 on:]

Yeah I have to take Dr. T for the tip that "underpants" is such a funny word.

[Reply #641 on:]

Fry: And the professor here had just agreed to stop making dangerous machines designed to kill! You shoulda seen this one time when he made these bunnies into nuclear sound bombs; the little pink things burst like jelly waffles the moment I screamed in fear when I saw 'em! Glad that'll never happen again!

Professor: That sample of red hair floating around up there will do simply wonderfully to top off my Time Killawager. Oh my, what a surprise God will get when I show up at the beginning of time to kill him...

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Fry: That was great! Now for the Professor's caption contest entry.

Prof:

Poot.

[Reply #643 on:]

Fry: We call this family meeting to order.
Prof: Who are you speaking to? We're the only ones here.
Cubert: [os] Fry, can you get off before my back breaks.

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Originally posted by LayZ341:
Yeah I have to take Dr. T for the tip that "underpants" is such a funny word.

Blast!  All of my comedy secrets are out in the open.  Also, any word beginning with 'w' and ending in an 'uhl' sound...but I digress.

Fry: The next item up for bid this evening is a slightly-used mad scientist.
Professor: "Slightly-used"?  Why, I've seen more action than most listener objects would in an infinite loop.
Fry: And yes, this seller does accept PayPal.

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
 Blast!  All of my comedy secrets are out in the open.  Also, any word beginning with 'w' and ending in an 'uhl' sound...but I digress.

That underpants funniness idea wasn't yours it was Matt Groening's, they mentioned it on the commentary of 'Put Your Head On My Shoulders'... 

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Wow, there really aren't that many...are you going to choose a winner from these 4, LayZ? I think everyone should give this a shot-that's right, anyone who reads this, I encourage you to post your own dialogue. It's more fun when there's lots of replies.

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Originally posted by KitKatBar-Fry:
Wow, there really aren't that many...are you going to choose a winner from these 4, LayZ? I think everyone should give this a shot-that's right, anyone who reads this, I encourage you to post your own dialogue. It's more fun when there's lots of replies.

Ok Kitkat, I'll do it for you with your glimpse of enthusiasm   :

Fry: And now I congratulate my great great great great................. (Professor dozes off) ............................. .. great great great nephew Professor Farnsworth, great work Professor!

Professor: (Snoring)...huh uh wahh... ohhh, (Half asleep) thank you congregation.. I do believe I have earned this prostigious award for most dangerous male stunt actor.. and hope to destify gravity for the rest of my years... Choke on that causality!... (Drops back into sleep)

   

[Reply #648 on:]

Thankies, DaveB. Now that I have persueded one, how many others will follow his example?

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Oh yeah, I hope everyone assumed I meant "I want to thank" instead of take, I don't know what I was thinking. I need to start proofreading my posts now, considering that my fingers don't always agree with brain.  I blame it on my piano lessons and my lack of practice.  But I'm a beast when it comes to sports and fighting video games.  "Kif, we have a conundrum."

*Gets back on topic*

Yeah I guess this grab wasn't that interesting, I'll just put it out of its misery. For some reason the idea of selling a old senial mad scientist is extremely funny to me, so Dr. T wins.

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I seem to remember declaring that not too long after "Lesser of Two Evils" aired...long before the DVDs were released.  Of course, I'm sure it was well-known before then, it just gets independently discovered.

But I digress.

[Reply #651 on:]

*Sticking with my previous underpants theme*

Salesman: Wow, it looks like some special lady is getting some new expensive thong underwear.
Fry: Yeah, its for this cyclops I work with.
Salesman: Wow an office rommance, I hope it works out.
Fry: Well I'm kind of shy, so I haven't told her yet. But I know she likes this type of underpants because I took some samples when she was sleeping. Uh, wait! When I say it like that, it makes me sound like some sick pathetic pervert.
Salesman: Sir, I work on commission.  I would sell underpants to a pervert, nazi, or even a cannibal.

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Salesman: For Me? You are a generous guy!
Fry: Actually this is for someone very special.
Salesman: Screw you! $15 please. Next!
Zoidberg: Hello i'll take 8!

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Saleman: Not only are they etable they also play your choice of 24 different songs.

Fry: Oh, I remember that one!

Salesman: I love that one. "Somewhere my love... la, la, da, da..."

Fry: Perfect!

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Fry: Ill take these thanks.
Salesman: Ohh are they for you special someone?
Fry: No they're for me.
Salesman: You do realise they're female underpants?
Fry: *embarrased* Do you know where i can purchase a female?
Salesman: We're not that kind of store sir.
Fry: well i take them anyway.

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Slaesman: There you are, sir. Oh, and look what I found underneath the counter.

*Slowly raises arm with package in hands*

Salesman: Ta-Da! It's the new, action-packed slimmer-socks that you can purchase with the Light Spped Briefs! Care to buy? You can lose over 20 pounds just by wearing them.
Fry: Uh...no thanks. My mom always told me that being too skinny's called being something called a wadya call it, an erection.
Salesman: Eeer....Don't you mean anarexic?
Fry: Whatever. I don't want the socks. They probably smell like rusty cheese anyways.

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Salesman: Oh my gosh! I have a penis! I AM a man!

*Fry backs away slowly*

[Reply #657 on:]

Fry Yeah, I would like to buy these Spiderman underpants.

Salesman That will be 4 chocolate kisses.

Fry Do you take melted chocolate and aluminum?


Yes dammit, this is the best I got.

[Reply #658 on:]

A lot of underwear-themed entries this round.  II would have expected someone reach beyond the canon and make it their own.

MaNBoT wins this round, and the HonMen goes to LayZ.

[Reply #659 on:]

Thanks Dr T.

[Reply #660 on:]

Leela: I'm loosing the mood Fry. Make up your mind, which is it the dwarf or the mountain goat?

[Reply #661 on:]

Leela: I don't care how much fun you had at the show in Mexico, I'm not doing that!!!!

[Reply #662 on:]

Leela: There.  See?  Now stop claiming that you're hung like one of those.

edit: better phrasing

[Reply #663 on:]

Leela: I don't care WHERE you think you found my lipstick, the donkey and I are just friends.

.

I'm going to burn in Robot Hell for that one....

[Reply #664 on:]

A couple more and then i'll decide.

[Reply #665 on:]

Burn Shiny, Buuuuurn

So, Fry, what do you think of my ass?

[Reply #666 on:]

Leela: Oh, God, Fry. Please don't tell me you bought that.
Fry: Yup.
Leela: Oh dear Lord.

[Reply #667 on:]

Leela:So let me get this straight, you're trading me in for an ass?

Fry:It's nothing personal Leela, you know what Bender's like, he managed to talk everyone into it, even Zoidberg, I'll be honest I didn't know what he meant by ass but drawing upon my high school experiences I'm was pretty sure it had something to do with sex, so I was on board straight away.....is any of this getting through to you Leela?

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Originally posted by Tastes Like Fry:

So, Fry, what do you think of my ass?

TLF wins it was simple but made me laugh the most.

Honarable mentions to Crash and Shinyass, it was a close one.

[Reply #669 on:]

I was suprised that there weren't more 'ass' buns. I mean 'puns'!

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[Reply #671 on:]

Leela: Fry were you looking at that French porno novel again.

Fry: Oui, just don't tell Bender

[Reply #672 on:]

Leela: If you come with me, the Professor can get you a brain.
Fry: Wow, a brain.  What are you going to ask the Professor to get you?
Leela: Oh, I just want go home.
Fry: Forget a brain, I want to go home with you too. If you catch my drift.
Leela: Dear God, he truly is mindless.  We need to hurry!

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Leela: Hello, suspiciously familiar scarecrow. I'm on my way to the professor. Wanna come? You look like you need a brain.
Fry: That's not nice. And of course I don't want to come. I'm perfectly content right here.
*offscreen*
Zoidberg: Did someone call old Zoidy? Maybe a girl who can get me courage, perhaps?
Fry: Please, let's just hurry up and go to the proffessor!

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Fry: Aw, but it's my first book.

Leela: I'm sorry Fry, take them out.

Fry: But that only leaves 12.

Leela: You'll have to think of something else. I don't want to be in a book titled "101 Things You Can Do with Straw".

Fry: OK. But Bender's not going to be happy. Hours of Photoshopping out the window.

Leela: I said no.

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Edit:I just realised I wasn't funny

[Reply #676 on:]

Fry: Bender did it! Bender's the one who forced me to read! I'm not a dork!

[Reply #677 on:]

Leela: Is that a Book, What book is it.
Fry: *embarrassed* Harry Potter.

[Reply #678 on:]

Uhhh...it's been 3 days. Is TLF gonna pick a winner?

[Reply #679 on:]

Xanfor! Xanfor wins! TLF said so!