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LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #640 on: 10-17-2006 20:18 »

Yeah I have to take Dr. T for the tip that "underpants" is such a funny word.

KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #641 on: 10-17-2006 21:02 »

Fry: And the professor here had just agreed to stop making dangerous machines designed to kill! You shoulda seen this one time when he made these bunnies into nuclear sound bombs; the little pink things burst like jelly waffles the moment I screamed in fear when I saw 'em! Glad that'll never happen again!

Professor: That sample of red hair floating around up there will do simply wonderfully to top off my Time Killawager. Oh my, what a surprise God will get when I show up at the beginning of time to kill him...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #642 on: 10-19-2006 07:21 »

Fry: That was great! Now for the Professor's caption contest entry.

Prof:

Poot.
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #643 on: 10-20-2006 01:05 »

Fry: We call this family meeting to order.
Prof: Who are you speaking to? We're the only ones here.
Cubert: [os] Fry, can you get off before my back breaks.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #644 on: 10-22-2006 05:08 »

 
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Originally posted by LayZ341:
Yeah I have to take Dr. T for the tip that "underpants" is such a funny word.

Blast!  All of my comedy secrets are out in the open.  Also, any word beginning with 'w' and ending in an 'uhl' sound...but I digress.

Fry: The next item up for bid this evening is a slightly-used mad scientist.
Professor: "Slightly-used"?  Why, I've seen more action than most listener objects would in an infinite loop.
Fry: And yes, this seller does accept PayPal.
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #645 on: 10-22-2006 07:24 »
« Last Edit on: 10-22-2006 07:24 »

 
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
 Blast!  All of my comedy secrets are out in the open.  Also, any word beginning with 'w' and ending in an 'uhl' sound...but I digress.

That underpants funniness idea wasn't yours it was Matt Groening's, they mentioned it on the commentary of 'Put Your Head On My Shoulders'...  no no
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #646 on: 10-22-2006 15:42 »

Wow, there really aren't that many...are you going to choose a winner from these 4, LayZ? I think everyone should give this a shot-that's right, anyone who reads this, I encourage you to post your own dialogue. It's more fun when there's lots of replies.
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #647 on: 10-22-2006 16:17 »
« Last Edit on: 10-22-2006 16:17 »

 
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Originally posted by KitKatBar-Fry:
Wow, there really aren't that many...are you going to choose a winner from these 4, LayZ? I think everyone should give this a shot-that's right, anyone who reads this, I encourage you to post your own dialogue. It's more fun when there's lots of replies.

Ok Kitkat, I'll do it for you with your glimpse of enthusiasm   wink:

Fry: And now I congratulate my great great great great................. (Professor dozes off) ............................. .. great great great nephew Professor Farnsworth, great work Professor!

Professor: (Snoring)...huh uh wahh... ohhh, (Half asleep) thank you congregation.. I do believe I have earned this prostigious award for most dangerous male stunt actor.. and hope to destify gravity for the rest of my years... Choke on that causality!... (Drops back into sleep)

   big grin

Brain: It appears we are in the presence of the fabled one, but without his Scooty-Puff Jr he cannot escape ha ha ha, huh!

Brain: A quantum-interphase bomb, are you insane in the membrane!?

Fry: You got it poindexter!

KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #648 on: 10-22-2006 16:49 »

Thankies, DaveB. Now that I have persueded one, how many others will follow his example?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #649 on: 10-22-2006 16:51 »

Oh yeah, I hope everyone assumed I meant "I want to thank" instead of take, I don't know what I was thinking. I need to start proofreading my posts now, considering that my fingers don't always agree with brain.  I blame it on my piano lessons and my lack of practice.  But I'm a beast when it comes to sports and fighting video games.  "Kif, we have a conundrum."

*Gets back on topic*

Yeah I guess this grab wasn't that interesting, I'll just put it out of its misery. For some reason the idea of selling a old senial mad scientist is extremely funny to me, so Dr. T wins.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #650 on: 10-23-2006 01:54 »

I seem to remember declaring that not too long after "Lesser of Two Evils" aired...long before the DVDs were released.  Of course, I'm sure it was well-known before then, it just gets independently discovered.

But I digress.

LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #651 on: 10-23-2006 02:28 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2006 02:28 »

*Sticking with my previous underpants theme*

Salesman: Wow, it looks like some special lady is getting some new expensive thong underwear.
Fry: Yeah, its for this cyclops I work with.
Salesman: Wow an office rommance, I hope it works out.
Fry: Well I'm kind of shy, so I haven't told her yet. But I know she likes this type of underpants because I took some samples when she was sleeping. Uh, wait! When I say it like that, it makes me sound like some sick pathetic pervert.
Salesman: Sir, I work on commission.  I would sell underpants to a pervert, nazi, or even a cannibal.
Cap.JackSparrow

Bending Unit
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« Reply #652 on: 10-23-2006 10:19 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2006 10:19 »

Salesman: For Me? You are a generous guy!
Fry: Actually this is for someone very special.
Salesman: Screw you! $15 please. Next!
Zoidberg: Hello i'll take 8!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #653 on: 10-23-2006 12:04 »

Saleman: Not only are they etable they also play your choice of 24 different songs.

Fry: Oh, I remember that one!

Salesman: I love that one. "Somewhere my love... la, la, da, da..."

Fry: Perfect!
MaNBoT

Bending Unit
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« Reply #654 on: 10-23-2006 12:16 »

Fry: Ill take these thanks.
Salesman: Ohh are they for you special someone?
Fry: No they're for me.
Salesman: You do realise they're female underpants?
Fry: *embarrased* Do you know where i can purchase a female?
Salesman: We're not that kind of store sir.
Fry: well i take them anyway.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #655 on: 10-23-2006 16:20 »

Slaesman: There you are, sir. Oh, and look what I found underneath the counter.

*Slowly raises arm with package in hands*

Salesman: Ta-Da! It's the new, action-packed slimmer-socks that you can purchase with the Light Spped Briefs! Care to buy? You can lose over 20 pounds just by wearing them.
Fry: Uh...no thanks. My mom always told me that being too skinny's called being something called a wadya call it, an erection.
Salesman: Eeer....Don't you mean anarexic?
Fry: Whatever. I don't want the socks. They probably smell like rusty cheese anyways.
Futuramafan1987

Poppler
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« Reply #656 on: 10-23-2006 21:18 »

Salesman: Oh my gosh! I have a penis! I AM a man!

*Fry backs away slowly*
whowah?

Bending Unit
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« Reply #657 on: 10-23-2006 23:18 »

Fry Yeah, I would like to buy these Spiderman underpants.

Salesman That will be 4 chocolate kisses.

Fry Do you take melted chocolate and aluminum?


Yes dammit, this is the best I got.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #658 on: 10-25-2006 00:52 »

A lot of underwear-themed entries this round.  II would have expected someone reach beyond the canon and make it their own.

MaNBoT wins this round, and the HonMen goes to LayZ.
MaNBoT

Bending Unit
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« Reply #659 on: 10-25-2006 09:26 »

Thanks Dr T.

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #660 on: 10-25-2006 10:27 »

Leela: I'm loosing the mood Fry. Make up your mind, which is it the dwarf or the mountain goat?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #661 on: 10-25-2006 16:34 »

Leela: I don't care how much fun you had at the show in Mexico, I'm not doing that!!!!
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #662 on: 10-25-2006 18:19 »
« Last Edit on: 10-25-2006 18:19 »

Leela: There.  See?  Now stop claiming that you're hung like one of those.

edit: better phrasing
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #663 on: 10-25-2006 22:10 »

Leela: I don't care WHERE you think you found my lipstick, the donkey and I are just friends.

.

I'm going to burn in Robot Hell for that one....
MaNBoT

Bending Unit
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« Reply #664 on: 10-26-2006 04:02 »

A couple more and then i'll decide.
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #665 on: 10-26-2006 07:01 »

Burn Shiny, Buuuuurn

So, Fry, what do you think of my ass?
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #666 on: 10-26-2006 07:56 »

Leela: Oh, God, Fry. Please don't tell me you bought that.
Fry: Yup.
Leela: Oh dear Lord.
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #667 on: 10-26-2006 10:41 »
« Last Edit on: 10-26-2006 10:41 »

Leela:So let me get this straight, you're trading me in for an ass?

Fry:It's nothing personal Leela, you know what Bender's like, he managed to talk everyone into it, even Zoidberg, I'll be honest I didn't know what he meant by ass but drawing upon my high school experiences I'm was pretty sure it had something to do with sex, so I was on board straight away.....is any of this getting through to you Leela?
MaNBoT

Bending Unit
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« Reply #668 on: 10-26-2006 11:28 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Tastes Like Fry:

So, Fry, what do you think of my ass?
TLF wins it was simple but made me laugh the most.

Honarable mentions to Crash and Shinyass, it was a close one.

Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #669 on: 10-26-2006 21:35 »

I was suprised that there weren't more 'ass' buns. I mean 'puns'!

Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #670 on: 10-27-2006 01:25 »

Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #671 on: 10-27-2006 01:45 »

Leela: Fry were you looking at that French porno novel again.

Fry: Oui, just don't tell Bender
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #672 on: 10-27-2006 03:02 »
« Last Edit on: 10-27-2006 03:02 »

Leela: If you come with me, the Professor can get you a brain.
Fry: Wow, a brain.  What are you going to ask the Professor to get you?
Leela: Oh, I just want go home.
Fry: Forget a brain, I want to go home with you too. If you catch my drift.
Leela: Dear God, he truly is mindless.  We need to hurry!
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #673 on: 10-27-2006 06:46 »

Leela: Hello, suspiciously familiar scarecrow. I'm on my way to the professor. Wanna come? You look like you need a brain.
Fry: That's not nice. And of course I don't want to come. I'm perfectly content right here.
*offscreen*
Zoidberg: Did someone call old Zoidy? Maybe a girl who can get me courage, perhaps?
Fry: Please, let's just hurry up and go to the proffessor!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #674 on: 10-27-2006 08:53 »

Fry: Aw, but it's my first book.

Leela: I'm sorry Fry, take them out.

Fry: But that only leaves 12.

Leela: You'll have to think of something else. I don't want to be in a book titled "101 Things You Can Do with Straw".

Fry: OK. But Bender's not going to be happy. Hours of Photoshopping out the window.

Leela: I said no.
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #675 on: 10-27-2006 09:25 »
« Last Edit on: 10-27-2006 09:25 »

Edit:I just realised I wasn't funny
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #676 on: 10-28-2006 07:49 »

Fry: Bender did it! Bender's the one who forced me to read! I'm not a dork!

master616

Bending Unit
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« Reply #677 on: 10-28-2006 10:39 »

Leela: Is that a Book, What book is it.
Fry: *embarrassed* Harry Potter.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #678 on: 10-30-2006 07:14 »

Uhhh...it's been 3 days. Is TLF gonna pick a winner?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #679 on: 10-30-2006 07:23 »

Xanfor! Xanfor wins! TLF said so!  cry

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