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Crash_7

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« Reply #520 on: 09-09-2006 09:12 »
« Last Edit on: 09-09-2006 09:12 »



One of Leela's mutant zits spontaneously pops.

(Ewww!  I just grossed myself out.)
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #521 on: 09-09-2006 09:19 »

Leela: We locked down the ship and no one got in or out. And that's how we escaped the hideous Ice Maidens of UB232. Aaah!

Fry: Ooof!

Ice Maiden: You said you'd call back you bum!
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #522 on: 09-09-2006 14:20 »

Mission# 435: Fry discovered that his immunity to Brain Slugs did not extend to the only-distantly-related Phlegm Amoebas.

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And glad you're back, Xanfor!  Did my solution meet with your approval?  Sorry you missed the poem, though...and that really was a wonderful multi-level pun of yours.  wink
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #523 on: 09-09-2006 23:05 »

*splat*

Fry: "Oh my god, They've got me!"

Leela: "Damnit Professor, this is why you can't keep giant mutant seagulls indoors!"
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #524 on: 09-10-2006 19:27 »

Leela: Sorry Fry. The professor's been paying me overtime to store his guard-slugs in my huge nose. Everytime I seenze, one of them makes a bid for freedom.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #525 on: 09-11-2006 02:01 »

Fry: Something's bursting out of my face!
Leela: Are you sure that alien you were making out with was really making out with you and not planting eggs in your esophagus?
Fry: Leela, I don't do that on the first date!
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #526 on: 09-11-2006 04:52 »

Little did Fry know that Brain Slug he killed with his inferior brain swore to revenge.
It had powerful connections with the Body Snatchers.
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #527 on: 09-11-2006 07:02 »

soylentOrange wins - I can so see that happening  laff

Honourable mention: Crash_7 for completely grossing me out and making me think of my own disgusing captions...
Crash_7: One of Leela's mutant zits spontaneously pops.
TLF: Serves Fry right for poking it.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #528 on: 09-11-2006 14:10 »

Here goes...

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #529 on: 09-11-2006 15:26 »
« Last Edit on: 09-11-2006 15:26 »

Leela: You (pang!) keep (clang!) that (smack) damn (bong!) cell (ding!) phone (whap!) camera (ching!) out (bam!) of (zang!) the (ping!) shower (clang, ding, thud!)!!!

Bender: Alright! It was a money loser anyway!

Pow!
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #530 on: 09-11-2006 16:19 »

Bender: Ow! Quit pulling my intestine!

Leela: Bender, you don't have intestines, you're a robot. Secondly, I was trying to get my damned phone disllodged from your compartment.

Bender: Fine. But the next time one of you squishy flesh-nuggets gets sick, I'll just reach in and pull out whatever I find in there, too.

 
Fryday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #531 on: 09-11-2006 16:23 »

Leela: Right, here's the plan. Whilst bender's distracted, I'll hit him with the phone, when he's reeling from that you and the Professor dismantle him so we can take him for his 20,000 mile service.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #532 on: 09-11-2006 19:39 »

Fry: I can't beleive Leela pulled out a phone out of her...

Professor: Whatever, I'm not paying up until I see the whole phone and not just the handle.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #533 on: 09-12-2006 02:44 »

Fry: You probably shouldn't have kept taking Leela's name off the "do not call" list, Bender.
Bender: My only regret is getting caught!
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #534 on: 09-13-2006 10:16 »

only 5 responses?  I must be a lousy grab picker...

Dr Thunder wins, with LayZ coming in a close second  smile
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #535 on: 09-14-2006 00:22 »

Yay! Go, DrT!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #536 on: 09-15-2006 01:57 »

If LayZ was second, he can go next.  I haven't got any framegrabs on this computer.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #537 on: 09-15-2006 03:51 »

"Second place? That's a fancy word for losing."

I know people are anxious to get the thread going again, so this turn goes to the first to post a grab.
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #538 on: 09-15-2006 06:51 »

Here you go from the friendly people down at 'Dave B incorporated'  big grin:




Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #539 on: 09-15-2006 08:15 »

Bender: And ya know... Ya know what I really can't stand?... Those hypersonic photons...

KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #540 on: 09-15-2006 08:41 »

Bender: Fry, you, uh...what's the word...uh, have to be one of my verrry good friends, so I'll tell ya something. Hee, I've been having an electrical discharge. Quiet, dammit! So Fry, there's an um 'surprise' for you waiting in the bathroom, heeheehee...

Fry: Ooh! Is it cake?
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #541 on: 09-15-2006 09:49 »

Fry: So, uh, how'd you get that TV stuck to your ass?
Bender: Well first there was this super glue on the couch...
Leela: [thinking] So that's where I left it!
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #542 on: 09-15-2006 16:49 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2006 16:49 »

Bender [poltergeist voice]: "They're here..."

Fry: "Oh god not agai-, wait, who?"

Bender: "The tv repairmen, idiot."
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #543 on: 09-16-2006 04:13 »

Bender: You signed us up for the Autostereogram Network?  How big of a loser are you?
Leela: Yeah, Fry, I don't see anything in that.
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #544 on: 09-16-2006 06:56 »
« Last Edit on: 09-16-2006 06:56 »

Fry:Bender, your antena's doing that wierd jolting thing again

Bender:Yeah....well so is yours but you dont hear me complaining

Leela(thinking): So thats why he was looking at me wierd.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #545 on: 09-16-2006 12:19 »

bwuahahaha great one Dr T!
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #546 on: 09-16-2006 14:16 »
« Last Edit on: 09-16-2006 14:16 »

Hahahaah dawoodz gave me the laugh so he is rewarded with the go   smile your turn!   big grin
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #547 on: 09-17-2006 05:45 »

Here we are guys;

Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #548 on: 09-17-2006 06:14 »

Morbo: So, uh, you say these invisible pots are the best in technology?
Elzar: They are the new common household item. They slice, they dice, and even cooks your food! BAM!
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #549 on: 09-17-2006 12:01 »

I've a feeling the framegrab is shit, lets wait til' DrT knocks out a blinder.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #550 on: 09-17-2006 15:38 »

Morbo: Morbo hears that Elzar's magic Starwberry Surprise tastes marvelous. Is that yrue, pathetic Neptunian?

Elzar: That's right. Made with 0 fat!

Morbo: (angrily)Fat keeps Morbo warm on cold winter nights. The wife does not agree, but anything Morbo says goes! I WILL DESTROY HER!
(turns to Elzar)
And you...
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #551 on: 09-17-2006 17:20 »
« Last Edit on: 09-17-2006 17:20 »

Morbo: So Elzar, have any tips on how I can destroy biilions of galaxies, as my master plan is coming into action verry sooon!!!

Elzar: Well personally Morbo... I would use a good old giant mutant space Spice Weasel to really spice up the action! The planets enhabitants will be crushed like you'll never forget, Bam!!!
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #552 on: 09-17-2006 17:54 »

Morbo: My wife's cooking is so horrible, I won't even touch it, and I eat cats! Can you please teach her how to cook.........or at least make something out of her. Either way she will become useful.
Xanfor

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« Reply #553 on: 09-17-2006 20:46 »

Morbo: So let me get this straight... If we were to add felines to a pot of electron-rich soup, it would take care of the negative influence by turning the bowl into a cation?

Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #554 on: 09-18-2006 02:08 »

Your puny Neptunian concepts of kitchen safety are strange...what if Morbo WANTS to include severered digits in his stir-fry?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #555 on: 09-18-2006 12:29 »

I was hoping Dr.T. would come along but I think there were some good ones here, toss up between KitKat, Dave B and Layz ---- you're up Layz  smile
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #556 on: 09-18-2006 16:09 »

robo_puppy_girl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #557 on: 09-18-2006 16:47 »

Fry: Look Leela just because the professor is trying to eat me doesn't mean we can't sleep together
Leela:I've slept with Zapp Brannigan too many times, I don't want to make the same mistake twice
Professor:give me that nice healthy delicious liver Fry and I'l give you the secret for dating women
Fry:sure I don't need 2 livers
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #558 on: 09-18-2006 16:55 »

Fry: But Leela, why won't you even go on one tiny little date with me? Even tinier than this candy heart I'm holding?

Leela: Because Fry, I like you as a friend, I really do, but the people who I date must be responsible, suave, and serious at all times.

Fry: What? You want me to become Uncle Urkel now?
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #559 on: 09-18-2006 18:13 »

Leela: Grab my ass and die.
Fry:*freezes* I wasn't going to grab your ass, I was going to... uh... um... candy heart?
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