It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read. Framegrab Thread

[Reply #520 on:]

One of Leela's mutant zits spontaneously pops.

(Ewww!  I just grossed myself out.)

[Reply #521 on:]

Leela: We locked down the ship and no one got in or out. And that's how we escaped the hideous Ice Maidens of UB232. Aaah!

Fry: Ooof!

Ice Maiden: You said you'd call back you bum!

[Reply #522 on:]

Mission# 435: Fry discovered that his immunity to Brain Slugs did not extend to the only-distantly-related Phlegm Amoebas.

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And glad you're back, Xanfor!  Did my solution meet with your approval?  Sorry you missed the poem, though...and that really was a wonderful multi-level pun of yours. 

[Reply #523 on:]

*splat*

Fry: "Oh my god, They've got me!"

Leela: "Damnit Professor, this is why you can't keep giant mutant seagulls indoors!"

[Reply #524 on:]

Leela: Sorry Fry. The professor's been paying me overtime to store his guard-slugs in my huge nose. Everytime I seenze, one of them makes a bid for freedom.

[Reply #525 on:]

Fry: Something's bursting out of my face!
Leela: Are you sure that alien you were making out with was really making out with you and not planting eggs in your esophagus?
Fry: Leela, I don't do that on the first date!

[Reply #526 on:]

Little did Fry know that Brain Slug he killed with his inferior brain swore to revenge.
It had powerful connections with the Body Snatchers.

[Reply #527 on:]

soylentOrange wins - I can so see that happening 

Honourable mention: Crash_7 for completely grossing me out and making me think of my own disgusing captions...
Crash_7: One of Leela's mutant zits spontaneously pops.
TLF: Serves Fry right for poking it.

[Reply #528 on:]

Here goes...

[Reply #529 on:]

Leela: You (pang!) keep (clang!) that (smack) damn (bong!) cell (ding!) phone (whap!) camera (ching!) out (bam!) of (zang!) the (ping!) shower (clang, ding, thud!)!!!

Bender: Alright! It was a money loser anyway!

Pow!

[Reply #530 on:]

Bender: Ow! Quit pulling my intestine!

Leela: Bender, you don't have intestines, you're a robot. Secondly, I was trying to get my damned phone disllodged from your compartment.

Bender: Fine. But the next time one of you squishy flesh-nuggets gets sick, I'll just reach in and pull out whatever I find in there, too.

 

[Reply #531 on:]

Leela: Right, here's the plan. Whilst bender's distracted, I'll hit him with the phone, when he's reeling from that you and the Professor dismantle him so we can take him for his 20,000 mile service.

[Reply #532 on:]

Fry: I can't beleive Leela pulled out a phone out of her...

Professor: Whatever, I'm not paying up until I see the whole phone and not just the handle.

[Reply #533 on:]

Fry: You probably shouldn't have kept taking Leela's name off the "do not call" list, Bender.
Bender: My only regret is getting caught!

[Reply #534 on:]

only 5 responses?  I must be a lousy grab picker...

Dr Thunder wins, with LayZ coming in a close second 

[Reply #535 on:]

Yay! Go, DrT!

[Reply #536 on:]

If LayZ was second, he can go next.  I haven't got any framegrabs on this computer.

[Reply #537 on:]

"Second place? That's a fancy word for losing."

I know people are anxious to get the thread going again, so this turn goes to the first to post a grab.

[Reply #538 on:]

Here you go from the friendly people down at 'Dave B incorporated'  :

[Reply #539 on:]

Bender: And ya know... Ya know what I really can't stand?... Those hypersonic photons...

[Reply #540 on:]

Bender: Fry, you, uh...what's the word...uh, have to be one of my verrry good friends, so I'll tell ya something. Hee, I've been having an electrical discharge. Quiet, dammit! So Fry, there's an um 'surprise' for you waiting in the bathroom, heeheehee...

Fry: Ooh! Is it cake?

[Reply #541 on:]

Fry: So, uh, how'd you get that TV stuck to your ass?
Bender: Well first there was this super glue on the couch...
Leela: [thinking] So that's where I left it!

[Reply #542 on:]

Bender [poltergeist voice]: "They're here..."

Fry: "Oh god not agai-, wait, who?"

Bender: "The tv repairmen, idiot."

[Reply #543 on:]

Bender: You signed us up for the Autostereogram Network?  How big of a loser are you?
Leela: Yeah, Fry, I don't see anything in that.

[Reply #544 on:]

Fry:Bender, your antena's doing that wierd jolting thing again

Bender:Yeah....well so is yours but you dont hear me complaining

Leela(thinking): So thats why he was looking at me wierd.

[Reply #545 on:]

bwuahahaha great one Dr T!

[Reply #546 on:]

Hahahaah dawoodz gave me the laugh so he is rewarded with the go    your turn!   

[Reply #547 on:]

Here we are guys;

[Reply #548 on:]

Morbo: So, uh, you say these invisible pots are the best in technology?
Elzar: They are the new common household item. They slice, they dice, and even cooks your food! BAM!

[Reply #549 on:]

I've a feeling the framegrab is shit, lets wait til' DrT knocks out a blinder.

[Reply #550 on:]

Morbo: Morbo hears that Elzar's magic Starwberry Surprise tastes marvelous. Is that yrue, pathetic Neptunian?

Elzar: That's right. Made with 0 fat!

Morbo: (angrily)Fat keeps Morbo warm on cold winter nights. The wife does not agree, but anything Morbo says goes! I WILL DESTROY HER!
(turns to Elzar)
And you...

[Reply #551 on:]

Morbo: So Elzar, have any tips on how I can destroy biilions of galaxies, as my master plan is coming into action verry sooon!!!

Elzar: Well personally Morbo... I would use a good old giant mutant space Spice Weasel to really spice up the action! The planets enhabitants will be crushed like you'll never forget, Bam!!!

[Reply #552 on:]

Morbo: My wife's cooking is so horrible, I won't even touch it, and I eat cats! Can you please teach her how to cook.........or at least make something out of her. Either way she will become useful.

[Reply #553 on:]

Morbo: So let me get this straight... If we were to add felines to a pot of electron-rich soup, it would take care of the negative influence by turning the bowl into a cation?

[Reply #554 on:]

Your puny Neptunian concepts of kitchen safety are strange...what if Morbo WANTS to include severered digits in his stir-fry?

[Reply #555 on:]

I was hoping Dr.T. would come along but I think there were some good ones here, toss up between KitKat, Dave B and Layz ---- you're up Layz 

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[Reply #557 on:]

Fry: Look Leela just because the professor is trying to eat me doesn't mean we can't sleep together
Leela:I've slept with Zapp Brannigan too many times, I don't want to make the same mistake twice
Professor:give me that nice healthy delicious liver Fry and I'l give you the secret for dating women
Fry:sure I don't need 2 livers

[Reply #558 on:]

Fry: But Leela, why won't you even go on one tiny little date with me? Even tinier than this candy heart I'm holding?

Leela: Because Fry, I like you as a friend, I really do, but the people who I date must be responsible, suave, and serious at all times.

Fry: What? You want me to become Uncle Urkel now?

[Reply #559 on:]

Leela: Grab my ass and die.
Fry:*freezes* I wasn't going to grab your ass, I was going to... uh... um... candy heart?