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Xanfor

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« Reply #40 on: 06-06-2006 09:06 »
« Last Edit on: 06-06-2006 09:06 »

Oh, what the heck. I want to go next anyway.    wink

Leela: And if I move my hand up slightly up just slightly, then you, Amy, will know what it is like to be a cyclops.
Bender: No, don't do that, Leela! I have a spoon right here...
Zoidberg: A free lesson in surgery? How sooo enchanting...
Fry: Two female cyclopes? Together? Eh, don't even make me think about it-...
(Pause)
Fry: Hey, wait a second...


My 15th TOTPD!

Shiny

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« Reply #41 on: 06-06-2006 21:08 »

The Art of Listening
by S. Hiney

Leela: “ - you can still see the scar on my knuckles from his buck teeth, just look!...so anyway, I said...”

Fry: ...man, her hand is sexy...and her arm...and her neck, oh yeah!....also her chin...and her shoulders...and her collarbone...and of COURSE her br....

Amy: ...shmeesh, where did she get such great nails?  They’re totally WASTED on her, she doesn’t even laser-etch them!  I wonder if I got a sample to Dad’s personal cloner, if maybe...

Zoidberg: ...yes, little ship-spider, her shoulder IS a good place to be, why not?  Just a liiittle higher, go on already, right where Zoidberg can see you....

Bender: BENDERISGREATBENDERISGREAT BENDERISGREATBENDERISGREAT BENDERISGREa...wait a minute, can humans digest spring-steel?  Ah hell with it, Bender is still GREATBENDERISGREATBENDERIS GREATBENDERISGREATBENDERISGRE AT....
Dave B

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« Reply #42 on: 06-07-2006 08:35 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Shiny:
The Art of Listening
by S. Hiney

Leela: “ - you can still see the scar on my knuckles from his buck teeth, just look!...so anyway, I said...”

Fry: ...man, her hand is sexy...and her arm...and her neck, oh yeah!....also her chin...and her shoulders...and her collarbone...and of COURSE her br....

Amy: ...shmeesh, where did she get such great nails?  They’re totally WASTED on her, she doesn’t even laser-etch them!  I wonder if I got a sample to Dad’s personal cloner, if maybe...

Zoidberg: ...yes, little ship-spider, her shoulder IS a good place to be, why not?  Just a liiittle higher, go on already, right where Zoidberg can see you....

Bender: BENDERISGREATBENDERISGREAT BENDERISGREATBENDERISGREAT BENDERISGREa...wait a minute, can humans digest spring-steel?  Ah hell with it, Bender is still GREATBENDERISGREATBENDERIS GREATBENDERISGREATBENDERISGRE AT....

That was good shiny and also a nice change from just speaking by including thoughts...  smile
Xanfor

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« Reply #43 on: 06-07-2006 08:47 »

Say, what was Fry about to think there? Her brain?
Ahh, that makes sense.

See, I don't have a dirty mind!  flirt

Dave B

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« Reply #44 on: 06-07-2006 09:18 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Xanfor:
Say, what was Fry about to think there? Her brain?
Ahh, that makes sense.

See, I don't have a dirty mind!   flirt


Your loss lol  big grin so who's lines are going to win....... where is shinyass
shinyass

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« Reply #45 on: 06-07-2006 12:40 »
« Last Edit on: 06-07-2006 12:40 »

Originally posted by Xanfor:
Leela: And if I move my hand up slightly up just slightly, then you, Amy, will know what it is like to be a cyclops.
Bender: No, don't do that, Leela! I have a spoon right here...
Zoidberg: A free lesson in surgery? How sooo enchanting...
Fry: Two female cyclopes? Together? Eh, don't even make me think about it-...
(Pause)
Fry: Hey, wait a second...

good, your go

(sorry guy's! NTL buggered up. I wouldn't reccommend it)
Xanfor

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« Reply #46 on: 06-07-2006 14:32 »
« Last Edit on: 06-07-2006 14:32 »

You know, I was going to use a different framegrab from 'Xmas Story', but I have such a funny caption for it, I'll just wait until it comes up by someone else.

Now, in the words of futurefreak: 'I can't wait to see these!'


Bender with a machine gun from the Star Trek episode 'A Piece of The Action'.

LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #47 on: 06-07-2006 15:59 »
« Last Edit on: 06-07-2006 15:59 »

Fry: Hey Bender, what is that "white stuff" on your back?
Leela: Oh no, not again.
Bender: This is the last time these birds deface my shiny metal ass!!!!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #48 on: 06-08-2006 02:25 »

Leela: (Shouting) I don't care if you did find it in a violin case, that's not a violin.
Fry: (Shouting) And I don't think that's how you play one.  I thought you said you loved violins.
(Shooting stops)
Bender: I said, "I love violence."  What are you, deaf?
Fry: (Still shouting)) What?
shinyass

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« Reply #49 on: 06-08-2006 07:51 »
« Last Edit on: 06-08-2006 07:51 »

Bender: Those stupid ghosts can bite my shiny metal ass!!
Leela: Bender! How many times have i told you? The last ghost died over 400 years ago!
Fry: Yeah! Stop improvising!
Bender: I'll improvise with this machine gun! (fireing)
Leela: Stop it jerk ass!
Bender: Up your's chumpette!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #50 on: 06-09-2006 09:26 »

Bender: Look out! They catapulted Takei at us!

Fry: First Koenig, now this!

Leela: Is he on fire too?
Professor Zoidy

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« Reply #51 on: 06-09-2006 16:05 »

Bender:(shooting at birds) Heeheeheeheehee. I think it's so cute when they die like that...
Leela:(shouting to Fry) I think Bender finally went insane!
Fry:(shouting back to Leela) What? I wasn't listening. I was thinknig about how cute those birds look when Bender kills them!
Shiny

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« Reply #52 on: 06-10-2006 07:28 »
« Last Edit on: 06-10-2006 07:28 »

Leela: "FOR THE LAST TIME, WE DON’T WANT TO SAY HELLO TO YOUR ‘LITTLE FRIEND!’"


P.S.... Holy crap, I'm a Starship Captain!   eek
Xanfor

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« Reply #53 on: 06-10-2006 14:25 »

futz takes this round! (Sorry, Shiny. You were close this time...  wink )

futz
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« Reply #54 on: 06-10-2006 15:37 »

Xanfor

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« Reply #55 on: 06-10-2006 15:55 »
« Last Edit on: 06-12-2006 00:00 »

Say, when you pick the winner, could you tell me what episode that grab is from?

Leela: O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
    The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's, eye, tongue, sword;
    The expectancy and rose of the fair state,
    The glass of fashion and the mould of form,
    The observed of all observers, quite, quite down!
    And I, of ladies most deject and wretched,
    That suck'd the honey of his music vows,
    Now see that noble and most sovereign reason,
    Like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh;
    That unmatch'd form and feature of blown youth
    Blasted with ecstasy: O, woe is me,
    To have seen what I have seen, see what I see!

Bender: To be, or not to be: that is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
    Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
    And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
    No more; and by a sleep to say we end
    The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
    That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
    To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
    For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
    When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
    Must give us pause: there's the respect
    That makes calamity of so long life;
    For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
    The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
    The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,
    The insolence of office and the spurns
    That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
    When he himself might his quietus make
    With a bare bodkin? Who would these fardels bear,
    To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
    But that the dread of something after death,
    The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
    No traveller returns, puzzles the will
    And makes us rather bear those ills we have
    Than fly to others that we know not of?
    Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
    And thus the native hue of resolution
    Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
    And enterprises of great pith and moment
    With this regard their currents turn away,
    And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
    The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
    Be all my sins remember'd.

Leela: Bender, you were supposed to say that earlier in the act! And your head's on backwards!

Bender: I thought I was the ghost!

Hermes: Ok, that's it, I give up.

Leela: Work with me here!

LayZ341

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« Reply #56 on: 06-10-2006 16:34 »

Bender: Leela, when is the last time you took a shower?
Leela: I smell ok. Look, I'm sure.
Bender: Yeah, we'll come back when I'm sure you're sure.
Shiny

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« Reply #57 on: 06-10-2006 23:29 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Xanfor:
futz takes this round! (Sorry, Shiny. You were close this time...   wink )

Thanks, Xanfor!  Dr. Thunder and futz were tied for my vote, they both made me laugh out loud.  I'm pleased I get an "honorable mention."  smile

(And the clip is from...
This one's a toughie.  I'll have to ponder.
H. G. Blob

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« Reply #58 on: 06-11-2006 01:21 »

Leela: What am I? What am I?!?!

Bender: You're a giant sperm. You killed the game. We're going to get drunk. Don't follow.

Hermes: Amen.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #59 on: 06-11-2006 04:20 »

Leela: Hold on a minute, guys.  Cat's cradle is harder to play when you don't have depth perception.  Also, I think this string is invisible.
JBERGES

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« Reply #60 on: 06-11-2006 17:24 »

Leela:  Let me go!  Amy asked to be jettisoned, I swear!

Hermes:  Bender, keep an eye on her.  Can't believe we only brought one shackle...
dawoodz
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« Reply #61 on: 06-12-2006 14:07 »
« Last Edit on: 06-12-2006 14:07 »

Leela; maybe if I stand like this long enough someone will take a picture of me and put it on a Forum dedicated to us.

Bender; HAHAHA....I'll fetch Zoidberg to keep you company

Leela; (says abruptly)...I'm done.
Shiny

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« Reply #62 on: 06-12-2006 20:10 »

Bender: "Hey, Hermes, what'd you put in that Jamaican gumbo, anyway?"

Hermes: "Why do you ask, mon?"

Bender: "No reason."

Leela: "Duuude, my hands are HUUUUUUGE...."
futz
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« Reply #63 on: 06-13-2006 15:05 »

This round to JBERGES

(Leela: Now I'm the pretty one, now I'm the pretty one, ...)
JBERGES

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« Reply #64 on: 06-13-2006 22:50 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2006 00:00 »

Has this one been used before?  If so... sorry?

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futz
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« Reply #65 on: 06-13-2006 23:05 »

Yep, in the 1st thread. Want to pick another?
JBERGES

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« Reply #66 on: 06-14-2006 07:31 »

Uh... sure, why not?

Xanfor

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« Reply #67 on: 06-14-2006 08:18 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2006 00:00 »

The Goggled Defender
By Xany-boy

Leela: Professor, be careful!
Farnsworth: NO! I will not be careful!
(Dramatic music plays, slow zoom on the professor's face)
Farnsworth: For where anyone needs help... Where anyone needs defense... Me, and my team of mutant atomic supermen will be there, oh my yes, to crush those who oppose anyone in their lives, in pursuit of happiness, freedom, or love!
(He pulls back the bolt and fires into the air)
Farnsworth: All power to the weapons!

soylentOrange

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« Reply #68 on: 06-14-2006 09:49 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2006 09:49 »

Leela: "Professor please, for the sake of the human race, put down that rifle!"

Farnsworth: "Never!  Not while those filthy little vermin still infest my home.  They scramble about like cockroaches, feeding off of crumbs, leaving their filth where it drops.  I got two of them this morning but there's another one around here somewhere.  Don't worry though, I'll get him.  Oh my yes."

Leela: "But professor, you're random shooting has already sent Fry and Bender to the hospital!  I know you hate having owls in the walls, but maybe you should call an exterminator instead of..."

Farnsworth: [fires rifle down hallway, Zoidberg screams] "Huh-wha?  Who said anything about owls?"

[edited to make more sense]
alias_007

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« Reply #69 on: 06-14-2006 12:27 »

(Camera zooms in, narrator is speaking over Leela)

Narrator - "We are showing this now to help Americans everywhere, hopefully, it does some good.

This here is video footage of Leela and the Professor trying to understand the game of football. While Leela was discussing the offside rule, the Professor became so enraged and confused that he eventually loaded his gun and went on a killing spree.

What a sad day for Americans everywhere".

(Off camera) Narrator - "What the fuck is football?"
dawoodz
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« Reply #70 on: 06-14-2006 15:39 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2006 15:39 »

Leela: Don't be too hasty Professor.

Professor: NO I WON'T BE NOT HASTY! mad   Michaeal Jackson won't be on that balcony long.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #71 on: 06-14-2006 16:02 »

Leela: Uh, thanks Professor, but thats not what I meant when I asked for a shotgun.

Professor: What the hell do you want then!

Hermes(offscreen): (coughs) Your turn Leela.

Leela: Uh, I got to go. Bye Professor.
futz
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« Reply #72 on: 06-14-2006 16:29 »

Leela: Proefessor! That's no way to conduct job evaluations

Prof: What do you mean?

Leela: Aim lower.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #73 on: 06-14-2006 19:13 »

Leela: I'm not sure this is how it's supposed to work, Professor.  Shouldn't I be releasing clay pidgeons?
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #74 on: 06-14-2006 22:18 »

Leela: "Look what Bender gave me Profe - "

Prof: "What?!  Give me that!  You'll put your eye out!  And that's no laughing matter for you.  Bender! What do you mean giving a dangerous projectile weapon to a woman?  What's she going to do with it, load it with potato and make Julienne fries?"

Bender (offscreen) "Dibs on his hoverchair."

Fry1077

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« Reply #75 on: 06-15-2006 03:44 »

Leela: When you said that you wanted me to cock your gun I thought you meant your......
JBERGES

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« Reply #76 on: 06-15-2006 07:54 »

Shiny metal ass sends her to victory!

uh... I mean

Shiny's mettle ascends her to victory!
Shiny

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« Reply #77 on: 06-15-2006 19:04 »

You're kidding!  I thought that was was as "also ran" for sure.  (Or did the Christmas Story reference give me an edge?  wink )

Okay...hm, lemme see...(scrolls through 22 pages to make sure it's not a repeat)...

How about...THIS one!

LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #78 on: 06-15-2006 19:32 »

Fry: Don't leave me Professor.
Professor: Calm down. This isn't a prison, you want get anally raped.
Fry: But what about the anal probing?
Professor: Quit complaining and take it like a man!
Xanfor

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« Reply #79 on: 06-15-2006 20:05 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2006 20:05 »

The Museum
by the Xanfilosopher

Farnsworth: Ahh, yes, I do indeed remember. Such beauty... Oh my, yes. But that's all gone now, gone the way of incandescent lights, phytoplankton and bad sci-fi spoof shows in which sounds can travel through the vaccum of space. Could someone close that window? It's letting in the space air... Yes, thank you. *sigh* I once had a uncle who looked like this. Yes, yes, indeed. They don't make wax statues like this anymore. Nowadays, most of them aren't even made out of wax, but out of recycled light bulbs and salinic microorganisms...

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