It took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read. Framegrab Thread

[Reply #160 on:]

Yipeeee!       (Does I'm-the-greatest-AND-Top-of-the-Page dance!) 



*ahem*

Okay, how'bout...

[Reply #161 on:]

Hmmm.  Haven't done this in a while.  Here's one:

Leela: You see, Fry, the triple atomic wedgie is is completed by dropping the subject off of a tall building.

[Reply #162 on:]

Leela: Fry stop that! We can play vampire when we're done here.

Fry: Mmmm a mmmmm blah! Mmmmm.

[Reply #163 on:]

Leela: fry, get in the bag, it's the only way to get past hotel security

Fry: Why don't you get in the bag, and I'll flirt with the guard?

[Reply #164 on:]

Fry: Leela, this is a bit too kinky, even for me.

Leela: Shh! Just keep your eyes on those two beavers and give me a blow by blow!

Fry: Heh, blow..

[Reply #165 on:]

Leela: fry, it was nice of you to treat me to dinner, but next time bring your wallet

[Reply #166 on:]

One entry per pic is the norm please Dai.

[Reply #167 on:]

Ok sorry, then i'll go with my first one

[Reply #168 on:]

Fry: You know Leela, as long as were breaking and entering into this hotel; we might as well do some more forbidden acts.
*Leela picks Fry up*
Leela: You were saying?
Fry: Nothing, nothing!! Please don't drop me.

[Reply #169 on:]

Who Wants to be a Bender!?!
by Xan Mem Bot

Fry: Leela, why are there explosives in this bag?
Leela: They're not just explosives. There's a 12-hour delayed fuse as well. So we won't have to jump, like this.
(Picks Fry up and tosses him off the building)
(Fry screams)
Leela: Shut up, Fry, we're on the first floor for crying out loud!
Fry: Oh, right...
(Suddenly, there is the sound of glass shattering)
(Alarms start going off)
Bender(Off screen): Heh, heh, roomers are going to be flying tomorrow...

[Reply #170 on:]

I don't think you could have butchered rumours anymore, Xanfor.

[Reply #171 on:]

Don't worry, it's a robot hotel and they all have unlimited warranties.

[Reply #172 on:]

 Leela; How big did you say my butt is?
Fry: Ummm....big?
(Leela drops Fry to his doom.)
Leela: And how weird did you say I was Bender?

[Reply #173 on:]

Leela: You and your crazy 20th Century idioms. What did you think I meant when I said "I got your back"?

[Reply #174 on:]

Leela: If you drop my purse, I drop you.
Fry: I keep telling you, there's a bomb inside!
Leela: And I keep telling you that it's my favourite purse!

[Reply #175 on:]

Everyone outdid themselves; I haven’t laughed so hard since my dog got into the peanut butter.

Special mention to alias007; the sex lives of rodentia are always funny, and this example’s funnier than most.

Special mention as well to Xanfor for a truly execrable pun (that’s a compliment, where puns are concerned - good job). 

But I gotta go with futz for the vampire thing.  It didn’t have the immediate impact of some of the other entries, but I kept remembering it at odd moments and giggling.  It reminded me of Snoopy’s vulture imitation, and that is comedy at its finest.

Take it away, sir futz.

Mmmm a mmmmm blah! Mmmmm 

[Reply #176 on:]

Thanks Shiny. I thought DrT's was the deserved winner.

[Reply #177 on:]

it's just a popularity contest with you people!

[Reply #178 on:]

Where's futz? Post a pic! Post a pic! I've got more puns where that came from! 

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[Reply #180 on:]

 Leela, I know you want to go to sleep but could you not sit on Zoidberg's lap to do it?

[Reply #181 on:]

Amy: So you lost a bet and now you have to give Zoidberg a lap dance blindfolded?

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Amy: Leela, I don't think that the whole pirate look is working out for you.  I mean, spleesh, you don't even have a parrot.

Leela: But I did have a parrot!...Where could it have gone?

Zoidberg: Uh oh...

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Amy: leela, put your hands where i can see them, for the last time that's not fry!

[Reply #184 on:]

A bit out of character with my standard fare, but here we go anyway...

Amy: Psst, Leela.  This isn't the ladies' room.

[Reply #185 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
A bit out of character with my standard fare, but here we go anyway...

Amy: Psst, Leela.  This isn't the ladies' room.

that's bound to win!   

[Reply #186 on:]

Winner: SquarePupils.

[Reply #187 on:]

haha, i loved it when fry said this:

Fry: (about Amy) Everything was going great until she started talking about hanging out. HANGING OUT?! She's getting way too serious, Im not a one-woman man Leela.
Leela: You'll be back to zero soon enough
Fry: Don't you get it? She's smothering me
(Amy walks past)
Amy: Hi
Fry: You see?! You see?! Now she's bothering me when I'm at work.
                    

[Reply #188 on:]

Sorry cecilia_ploot* this is a "make up a caption to go with the posted pic" contest thread. Not a "my favorite quote thread".

[Reply #189 on:]

Hey, thanks Futz



COMMENCE THE DUBBING!

[Reply #190 on:]

Bender: Must... Eat... Human...

[Reply #191 on:]

F...Fry? D-did you leave the P-Professor's... Delayed Expandivation Ray...next to my p-portable King Kong action set?  F-fry...?

[Reply #192 on:]

Fry: I'll help you bender! Just as soon as I get this darn FOX logo off my hands.
Bender: Argggghhhh! FOX!

[Reply #193 on:]

Bender: Why do I keep this in here?

[Reply #194 on:]

Bender:  Fry, it's not what it looks like!  The building was just... uh... checking my gears for rust!

[Reply #195 on:]

Fry: I though you knew I never packed a parachute before.

Bender: Right in my nuclear piles! Gasp, eeep!

[Reply #196 on:]

Good dubs all around, guys. 

Take it away, JBERGES!

[Reply #197 on:]

Immaturity wins again   

[Reply #198 on:]

Fry: well we'd better get him to the profesor for repairs

Leela: let's just dump him in the sewer and say we fixed him

Amy: too much work, lets burn him and say we dumped him in the sewer

Zoidberg: No! Don't hurt him, he's my best frie -

Bender: Cram it lobster!

Fry: ah, screw the whole thing

Everyone: *mumbles agreement*

Bender: heh heh... guys?

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Fry: And to think that none of this would have happened if Zoidberg hadn't tried to give Amy a vasectomy.