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PEE Poll: Available in 3000AD
Self-microwaving Bavarian Cream Dogs   -1 (2.4%)
Intergalactic Spaceships   -10 (23.8%)
The Transport Tubes   -9 (21.4%)
Head-in-a-jar technology   -2 (4.8%)
Kleptomaniac Robots   -0 (0%)
Slurm   -7 (16.7%)
Bachelor Chow   -0 (0%)
Suicide Booths   -2 (4.8%)
Sexy Alien Cyclopses   -11 (26.2%)
Career Chips   -0 (0%)
Total Voters: 42

totalnerd undercanada

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« on: 01-20-2002 19:42 »
« Last Edit on: 01-20-2002 19:42 by totalnerduk »

What is your favourite product/service or discovery/invention available in 3000AD?

Please choose only from the options listed. If you vote, please post and tell us why.

Thanks.

Edit: Transport tubes for me: I'm too lazy to walk, too poor for a cab  tongue
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« Reply #1 on: 01-20-2002 20:02 »

Well, I kinda have this 'thing' for sexy alien cyclopses!  wink
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« Reply #2 on: 01-20-2002 20:11 »

Dig those crazy transport tubes!
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« Reply #3 on: 01-20-2002 20:52 »

Head-in-a-jars rule! I bet you could get your head chopped off and put in in a cryonically frozen jar and get unfrozen in 3000... and then be feed five thousand dollars for storage fees.
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« Reply #4 on: 01-20-2002 20:56 »

All the Leelaholics mustn't have found this thread yet, I'm shocked! Only One vote for our favourite Alien Lady!
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« Reply #5 on: 01-20-2002 21:28 »

Sexy alien cyclopses, in a second. Even if I am more partial to Martian college students.  love
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« Reply #6 on: 01-20-2002 22:58 »

Slurm of course... can't go a day without it.
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« Reply #7 on: 01-20-2002 23:35 »

Transport tubes. I'd be more willing to use my transit card for these babies. No more crazy passengers and quirky bus drivers.
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« Reply #8 on: 01-20-2002 23:57 »

I don't think I've seen a ship I don't like thus far
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« Reply #9 on: 01-21-2002 01:36 »

I didn't read what this was about first. I thought you were gonna vote for what you thought would be real in the year 3000. So I voted transprt tubes. But I should have voted Head-in-a-jar technology or Slurm. Now that I thinkk of it the transprt tubes aren't so bad after all... hmmmmm
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« Reply #10 on: 01-21-2002 02:28 »

I'm going to have to go with spaceships, as long as I owned a good one, like my van.  Call it the Thunder Ship or something.
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« Reply #11 on: 01-21-2002 04:57 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
All the Leelaholics mustn't have found this thread yet, I'm shocked! Only One vote for our favourite Alien Lady!
I only just got here, no points for guessing who I voted for  tongue


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« Reply #12 on: 01-21-2002 05:26 »

Hmm transport tubes would be fun but that will not keep you warm at night.  love
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« Reply #13 on: 01-21-2002 10:19 »

I would LOVE To Fly a Spaceship...Watch out if it has laser *Makes Childish Laser Noises*
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« Reply #14 on: 01-21-2002 11:21 »

Intergalatic Spaceships for me - I'd love to be able fly one of those things!
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« Reply #15 on: 01-21-2002 13:21 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
All the Leelaholics mustn't have found this thread yet, I'm shocked! Only One vote for our favourite Alien Lady!

Sorry for being late. I would really like a PE ship, but there just is something about alien cyclopses I find irresistable.  love
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« Reply #16 on: 01-21-2002 13:38 »

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Slurm, so addictive.
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« Reply #17 on: 01-21-2002 14:46 »

slurm all the way man.
i mean, those tubes sure rock and flying a spaceship is cool, agreed, but slurm is highly addictive.  big grin
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« Reply #18 on: 01-21-2002 17:13 »

I wouldn't mind driving a Ship-a-bago.
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« Reply #19 on: 01-21-2002 17:59 »

 
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Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff:
slurm is highly addictive.   big grin

There's no solid evidence for that.

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« Reply #20 on: 01-21-2002 18:05 »

It was a tie for me between 'sexy alien cyclopses' and 'self-microwaving bavarian cream dogs'. I chose the cream dogs. (Didn't Farnsworth call them 'electric frank-furters'?) Kleptomaniac robots are pretty cool too.  smile
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« Reply #21 on: 01-21-2002 18:06 »

Oh yeah, I forgot about Bachelor Chow. mmmm.... now with flavour....
Teral

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« Reply #22 on: 01-21-2002 19:10 »

The "Self-Microwaving Bavarian Creamdog" is in retail trade, the "Electric Frankfurter" was poo-pooed.

Hmm, career chips. Now that would be a timesaver. No more wondering what to become, just a quick scan, and BAM, you're a mortician, garbageman, scientist, what-ever.
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« Reply #23 on: 01-22-2002 06:17 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2002 06:17 by totalnerduk »

Sorry Teral, there just weren't enough slots in the poll for all the great new things available in 3000AD.    cry If there were, I coulda' filled 20 slots easily.

Like the dark matter engines, Brain Slugs, Popplers, Oh I'm not  going to go on. There's an endles list. There's also plenty of choice in the poll.

Edit: Besides, the Electric Frankfurter and Self-microwaving Bavarian Cream Dog are pretty much the same thing.
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« Reply #24 on: 01-22-2002 06:41 »

 
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Besides, the Electric Frankfurter and Self-microwaving Bavarian Cream Dog are pretty much the same thing.

That's what I thought.  confused

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« Reply #25 on: 01-22-2002 09:49 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Sorry Teral, there just weren't enough slots in the poll for all the great new things available in 3000AD.     cry If there were, I coulda' filled 20 slots easily.

Like the dark matter engines, Brain Slugs, Popplers, Oh I'm not  going to go on. There's an endles list. There's also plenty of choice in the poll.

Edit: Besides, the Electric Frankfurter and Self-microwaving Bavarian Cream Dog are pretty much the same thing.

 confused I wasn't trying to promote either the creamdog or the frankfurter. I simply tried to point out that from the looks of it the two are different products.  smile

I have absolutely no idea, what a Bavarian Creamdog is, thus I can't judge whether it is a good thing. An electric frankfurter? I understand perfectly why it was poo-pooed. Not exactly safe food.

I'm sticking with Sexy Alien Cyclopses, with intergalactic spaceships a distant 2nd.
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« Reply #26 on: 01-22-2002 16:28 »

Transport tubes, i just hate coming home from school and you can't be bothered to walk home after the grinding day. This applies especially today as we had cross country (3 laps round LARGE school grounds) and rugby.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #27 on: 01-22-2002 16:40 »

My school had a quarter-mile square field, and we had to run all over it for cross country. What we did was all go slow, and about 100 yards from the finish, suddenly sprint. Heh. My whole class used to have the Games teachers yelling for us to put more effort in.

That's why I feel that Transport Tubes deserve recognition as a form of Civil Irony:

Imagine going to the gym, working out for a coupla' hours, and putting in a few laps at the pool because you want to lose a bit ofweight or tone yourself up, then catching a tube across the city practically to your door in order to get home when suitably worn out.

Heh. Maybe even the New New York Marathon could make use of the tubes in order to spice things up a little:

You take the tube to cut down on the time you spend running, and to increase your lead, but the only officially sanctioned route puts you about a mile away from the course, or you get jammed in the rush of others having had the same idea.

No, that's going too far. But the whole Civil Irony thing should be researched, and other examples of Civil Irony should be placed in every major world city.
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« Reply #28 on: 01-22-2002 18:58 »

Umm, ill be dead.
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« Reply #29 on: 01-23-2002 14:33 »

Hmmm... Slurm seems tempting but I think I'd like sexy alien chicks even more.  wink
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« Reply #30 on: 01-23-2002 20:21 »

Head in a jar technology! I want my future relatives to be able to berate Conan O'Brian!

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« Reply #31 on: 01-24-2002 08:10 »

Without Starships we can`t bring sexy Alien chicks to earth   big grin (or they can`t come here, depends on the point of view)
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« Reply #32 on: 02-02-2002 16:04 »

 
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Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
Head in a jar technology! I want my future relatives to be able to berate Conan O'Brian!

"So, people are getting kinda worried about this Y2K problem, huh?"
"No! they fixed that 900 years ago!"
"Just... bear with me, sir. Anyway, I'm walking to work this morning..."
"I doubt it"
"Listen pal, I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the battle of 2012, but I still have something you'll never have... A soul!"
"eh..."
"And freckles!"
"ehia...wahhahaha"

You may also be around to berate him too!   tongue
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« Reply #33 on: 02-02-2002 16:59 »

well der, isn't it obvious? sexy alie...  tongue nope it's the transport tubes

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« Reply #34 on: 02-05-2002 13:49 »

intergalactic spaceships.
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« Reply #35 on: 02-05-2002 17:19 »

what about the Gay-Radars?
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« Reply #36 on: 02-05-2002 17:22 »

Yeh, where's Gaydar?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #37 on: 02-05-2002 18:45 »

Gaydar is a top secret project, and therefore concealed inside the kleptomaniac robot, who nicked it from work.  big grin
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« Reply #38 on: 02-06-2002 01:17 »

I have to say spaceships. I want to drive one really bad. A car is fun, but you've got to stay on the road. That isn't as fun as flying in space.
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« Reply #39 on: 02-06-2002 12:12 »

I'm going with Slurm.  Anything that comes out of a giant worms butt, and is highly addictive is going to sell well.  Gotta love Slurm...
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