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Dave B

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« Reply #680 on: 06-21-2006 16:14 »

A: Squeeky and Bouncy

Q: What happened on Leela's and Dean Vernons date to result in the Dean not calling her again?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #681 on: 06-21-2006 16:29 »

A: The dean thought the one eye was a joke.

Q: Why doesn't the dean like people with only one eye?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #682 on: 06-21-2006 17:19 »

A: It clearly states in "Dean Vernon's Big Book Of School" that no dean can even know somone with one eye!

Q: Will the Dean ever love something other than his model ship?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #683 on: 06-21-2006 17:24 »

A: Yes.... the toy captain of his ship...

Q: What is the robot mafia's next heist?
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« Reply #684 on: 06-21-2006 20:57 »

A: Their going to steal all the orphans

Q: Why do they whant the orphans
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #685 on: 06-22-2006 06:26 »
« Last Edit on: 06-22-2006 06:26 »

A: To blackmail with and finally trade for 6 crates of Zuban cigars

Q: Why do they want Zuban cigars?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #686 on: 06-22-2006 10:49 »

A: Cause there highly fine smokable

****to highlight the annonace of crap question I'm going to ask >>>>

Q: Why?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #687 on: 06-22-2006 13:42 »

A: there cheap.

A: how much does a trip to the dentist cost in NNYC?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #688 on: 06-22-2006 15:51 »

A: The same price as a pack of ham-flavored gum

Q: Will Fry, Bender, And Leela ever fight in another war? (what war?)
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« Reply #689 on: 06-22-2006 16:02 »

A: Yes against the squashmen of the sqaush planet

Q: Who won, did leela save them
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #690 on: 06-23-2006 14:48 »

A: Yet again, leela saved them.

Q: Why did the squash planet declare war?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #691 on: 06-23-2006 16:21 »

A: The squash President had come to Earth, and, well, Zoidberg was hungry and one thing lead to another!

Q: Do you think we'll see the squash people in one of the 13 new comedy central episodes?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #692 on: 06-24-2006 11:22 »

A: It's possible, after the hipmo-toad's 14th episode was cut short when he was accidently squased by a 450-foot lizard.

Q: Why did the series 'single female lawyer' never get revitalised after fry spilt beer on the equipment stuff?
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« Reply #693 on: 06-24-2006 11:29 »

A: Because it was a quality show from Fox. Nuff said.

Q: Why didn't we see more of 'The Scary Door'?
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« Reply #694 on: 06-24-2006 11:54 »

A: It was to scary

Q: what was so scary about it
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« Reply #695 on: 06-24-2006 11:58 »

A: The fact that Mauriche LaMarche was the narrator

Q: Will Zoidberg ever find love?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #696 on: 06-26-2006 02:49 »

A: No He's poor

Q: Will Zoidberg ever find a good meal?
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« Reply #697 on: 06-26-2006 03:43 »

A: No he's poor

Q: Wheh was the last time zoidberg went on a date
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« Reply #698 on: 06-26-2006 04:12 »

A: Ha Ha, good one

Q: Where did Scruffy come from?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #699 on: 06-26-2006 05:06 »

A: Janitor HQ

Q: If Hermes was an Outer Space Potato man, what would his home planet be called?
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« Reply #700 on: 06-26-2006 07:47 »

A: Jamaicanopotatoeia

Q: When will Hermes die?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #701 on: 06-26-2006 09:52 »

A: He'll die of a jerked chicken incident at the age of 68, yet, somehow, continue to work

Q: What jerked chicken incident?
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« Reply #702 on: 06-26-2006 09:55 »

A: He ate too much jerked chicken

Q: Where did he buy the jerked chicken from?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #703 on: 06-26-2006 11:04 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2006 11:04 »

A: The central burocricy (sorry about spelling)

Q: How much?
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« Reply #704 on: 06-26-2006 13:44 »

A: He had to sell Nibbler for the chicken

Q: What did Leela do in response?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #705 on: 06-26-2006 19:55 »

A:  Fry, Leela, and Bender would sell Zoidberg's possessions in a garage sale!

Q:  What oldie song would Bender force Fry to dance to?  "Good Day Sunshine" from The Beatles or "Daydream" from The Loving Spoonful?   
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« Reply #706 on: 06-27-2006 03:20 »

A: Good Day Sunshine

Q: Why? And why where those songs picked?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #707 on: 06-27-2006 12:06 »
« Last Edit on: 06-27-2006 12:06 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by alias_007:
A: He had to sell Nibbler for the chicken

MONEY???????

A: Because they were entertaining. Because they were entertaining.

Q: Does the professer smoke?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #708 on: 06-27-2006 13:55 »
« Last Edit on: 06-27-2006 13:55 »

A: Only in the drugged out Universe where everything is "Oh natural"...

Q: Did Leela ever take up her offer of admission to 6 flags?
Capybara

Bending Unit
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« Reply #709 on: 06-27-2006 14:34 »
« Last Edit on: 07-02-2006 00:00 »

A:Zoidberg ate the admission so, no.


Q:How many times has the Robot Devil met Bender on "religious visits"?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #710 on: 06-27-2006 19:32 »

A:  Give or take about five times.

Q: Fry is throwing up in the bathroom, to drown out the sounds, would Bender turn up the theme song to "Good Times" or "What's Happening"?   

TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #711 on: 06-27-2006 23:18 »

A: Good Times, For Sure

Q: What Is Bender's Favorite Film?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #712 on: 06-27-2006 23:33 »

A: A Night In Unit-117.

Q: What is Zoidbergs favourite film?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #713 on: 06-28-2006 04:45 »
« Last Edit on: 06-28-2006 04:45 »

A: The Magnificent Three, for his flawless performance of his role... "Hellllllloooooooooooooooo Mrrrr Vicccee Pressssidennnttttttt"  laff

Q: Has Melvar moved out of his appartment and got a tank job yet?
alias_007

Starship Captain
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« Reply #714 on: 06-28-2006 04:59 »

*temp job, Dave B

A: No, he ran into a Star Trek theatre on the way there and hasn't left since

Q: Did Scruffy ever marry?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #715 on: 06-28-2006 06:01 »

No one got my porn parody joke? "A Night In Unit-117"? Oh well.

A: Yes, he might marry the Janitor robot.

Q: Will Janitor robot say 'yes'?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #716 on: 06-28-2006 11:34 »

A: Yes, they get married after the first part of a movie.

Q: Where was the honey moon?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #717 on: 06-28-2006 15:51 »

A: The janitors closet.

Q: If the janitor robot and Scruffy somehow have children, what will they be like?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #718 on: 06-29-2006 10:49 »

A: Robots with mustaches.

Q: How much would each baby cost to a resterunt if scruffy offered them one?

Edit: Spelling.
Capybara

Bending Unit
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« Reply #719 on: 06-29-2006 14:07 »
« Last Edit on: 07-02-2006 00:00 »

 A: Around $2. Who wants moustache on their dinner?
Q: (Ona different subject) Why did Labarbara divorce Barbados Slim?
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