Stupid Questions Get Dumbass Answers

[Reply #680 on:]

A: Squeeky and Bouncy

Q: What happened on Leela's and Dean Vernons date to result in the Dean not calling her again?

[Reply #681 on:]

A: The dean thought the one eye was a joke.

Q: Why doesn't the dean like people with only one eye?

[Reply #682 on:]

A: It clearly states in "Dean Vernon's Big Book Of School" that no dean can even know somone with one eye!

Q: Will the Dean ever love something other than his model ship?

[Reply #683 on:]

A: Yes.... the toy captain of his ship...

Q: What is the robot mafia's next heist?

[Reply #684 on:]

A: Their going to steal all the orphans

Q: Why do they whant the orphans

[Reply #685 on:]

A: To blackmail with and finally trade for 6 crates of Zuban cigars

Q: Why do they want Zuban cigars?

[Reply #686 on:]

A: Cause there highly fine smokable

****to highlight the annonace of crap question I'm going to ask >>>>

Q: Why?

[Reply #687 on:]

A: there cheap.

A: how much does a trip to the dentist cost in NNYC?

[Reply #688 on:]

A: The same price as a pack of ham-flavored gum

Q: Will Fry, Bender, And Leela ever fight in another war? (what war?)

[Reply #689 on:]

A: Yes against the squashmen of the sqaush planet

Q: Who won, did leela save them

[Reply #690 on:]

A: Yet again, leela saved them.

Q: Why did the squash planet declare war?

[Reply #691 on:]

A: The squash President had come to Earth, and, well, Zoidberg was hungry and one thing lead to another!

Q: Do you think we'll see the squash people in one of the 13 new comedy central episodes?

[Reply #692 on:]

A: It's possible, after the hipmo-toad's 14th episode was cut short when he was accidently squased by a 450-foot lizard.

Q: Why did the series 'single female lawyer' never get revitalised after fry spilt beer on the equipment stuff?

[Reply #693 on:]

A: Because it was a quality show from Fox. Nuff said.

Q: Why didn't we see more of 'The Scary Door'?

[Reply #694 on:]

A: It was to scary

Q: what was so scary about it

[Reply #695 on:]

A: The fact that Mauriche LaMarche was the narrator

Q: Will Zoidberg ever find love?

[Reply #696 on:]

A: No He's poor

Q: Will Zoidberg ever find a good meal?

[Reply #697 on:]

A: No he's poor

Q: Wheh was the last time zoidberg went on a date

[Reply #698 on:]

A: Ha Ha, good one

Q: Where did Scruffy come from?

[Reply #699 on:]

A: Janitor HQ

Q: If Hermes was an Outer Space Potato man, what would his home planet be called?

[Reply #700 on:]

A: Jamaicanopotatoeia

Q: When will Hermes die?

[Reply #701 on:]

A: He'll die of a jerked chicken incident at the age of 68, yet, somehow, continue to work

Q: What jerked chicken incident?

[Reply #702 on:]

A: He ate too much jerked chicken

Q: Where did he buy the jerked chicken from?

[Reply #703 on:]

A: The central burocricy (sorry about spelling)

Q: How much?

[Reply #704 on:]

A: He had to sell Nibbler for the chicken

Q: What did Leela do in response?

[Reply #705 on:]

A:  Fry, Leela, and Bender would sell Zoidberg's possessions in a garage sale!

Q:  What oldie song would Bender force Fry to dance to?  "Good Day Sunshine" from The Beatles or "Daydream" from The Loving Spoonful?   

[Reply #706 on:]

A: Good Day Sunshine

Q: Why? And why where those songs picked?

[Reply #707 on:]

 

Originally posted by alias_007:
A: He had to sell Nibbler for the chicken

MONEY???????

A: Because they were entertaining. Because they were entertaining.

Q: Does the professer smoke?

[Reply #708 on:]

A: Only in the drugged out Universe where everything is "Oh natural"...

Q: Did Leela ever take up her offer of admission to 6 flags?

[Reply #709 on:]

A:Zoidberg ate the admission so, no.


Q:How many times has the Robot Devil met Bender on "religious visits"?

[Reply #710 on:]

A:  Give or take about five times.

Q: Fry is throwing up in the bathroom, to drown out the sounds, would Bender turn up the theme song to "Good Times" or "What's Happening"?   

[Reply #711 on:]

A: Good Times, For Sure

Q: What Is Bender's Favorite Film?

[Reply #712 on:]

A: A Night In Unit-117.

Q: What is Zoidbergs favourite film?

[Reply #713 on:]

A: The Magnificent Three, for his flawless performance of his role... "Hellllllloooooooooooooooo Mrrrr Vicccee Pressssidennnttttttt" 

Q: Has Melvar moved out of his appartment and got a tank job yet?

[Reply #714 on:]

*temp job, Dave B

A: No, he ran into a Star Trek theatre on the way there and hasn't left since

Q: Did Scruffy ever marry?

[Reply #715 on:]

No one got my porn parody joke? "A Night In Unit-117"? Oh well.

A: Yes, he might marry the Janitor robot.

Q: Will Janitor robot say 'yes'?

[Reply #716 on:]

A: Yes, they get married after the first part of a movie.

Q: Where was the honey moon?

[Reply #717 on:]

A: The janitors closet.

Q: If the janitor robot and Scruffy somehow have children, what will they be like?

[Reply #718 on:]

A: Robots with mustaches.

Q: How much would each baby cost to a resterunt if scruffy offered them one?

Edit: Spelling.

[Reply #719 on:]

 A: Around $2. Who wants moustache on their dinner?
Q: (Ona different subject) Why did Labarbara divorce Barbados Slim?