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Fry1077

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« Reply #640 on: 06-14-2006 04:39 »

A: Yes 6

Q: Does Zoidberg need an 'inpendix'?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #641 on: 06-14-2006 06:28 »

A: No, but he needs a Dorphilfin.

Q: How often does Zoidberg soak in brime?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #642 on: 06-14-2006 06:43 »

A: Once a week

Q: How often does the Profesor watch ultra porn?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #643 on: 06-14-2006 07:16 »

A: once a week

Q: Does fry watch ultra-porn?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #644 on: 06-14-2006 07:57 »

A: No. Just an outpendix?

Q: What does it do?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #645 on: 06-14-2006 12:15 »

A: Unknown

Q: Who tried to drink fry in my three suns?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #646 on: 06-14-2006 13:13 »

A: Bender was pretty thirsty so........

Q: Who was the emperor after Fry?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #647 on: 06-14-2006 16:01 »

A: A crazed homer simpson frantic who ordered the planet to be turned into a giant doughnut throught the miricale that is gamma radiation, until giant space eaters ate the planet which is currently undergoing maintanence.

Q: Will Bender ever re-join the robot mafia?

*Don't put;

A: Yes

Q: Why?

(It just pisses people off)
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #648 on: 06-14-2006 16:40 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2006 16:40 »

A: no, he quit after the money they made (stole) went towards suicide booths.

Q: How does the mafia get money?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #649 on: 06-15-2006 11:55 »

A: They make deals with other Mafia's i.e. the Russian Mafia, mainly in the production of postcards and papercups....

Q: Are there still mosh-pits in the future?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #650 on: 06-15-2006 12:01 »

A: Again, no.

Q: Where does zoidberg get his doctor clothing from?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #651 on: 06-15-2006 15:36 »

A. Pfft. The garbage, obviously.

Q. How much does Sal weigh?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #652 on: 06-15-2006 15:53 »

A: 75,000 KG. Believe it or not.

Q: what about hermes?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #653 on: 06-15-2006 21:20 »

A: Scales were officially outlawed in 2432, after weight loss companies decided that they were doing so well, they counted as competitors against themselves and thus encouraged legislation to put them out of business.

Q: Who owns an illegal scale, so we can weigh Hermes?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #654 on: 06-16-2006 10:34 »

A: Every body loves sal!

Q: who is the vice president of america?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #655 on: 06-16-2006 23:17 »

A. Obviously the Headless body of Spiro Agnew..

Q. Why is Zapp Brannigan known as the "Man with No Name"? (See "Where the Buggalo Roam" )
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #656 on: 06-17-2006 04:13 »

@Nastypasty: Obviously is your obvious favourite word, and i'm just posting random posts.

A: That could be his nick name, mabey it's not.

Q: Does Dr.Zoidberg have the weakest stink glands in the decopodian race?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #657 on: 06-17-2006 06:44 »

A: No, a child decapodian stinks less, but not by a big difference...

Q: Did Fry ever get billed for wrecking Pastorama's vintage car?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #658 on: 06-17-2006 07:59 »

A: No, Fry had 1000 years of built-up auto insurance. It works like the electric bill: You pay it, you lose power, you don't, you get it. Or wait, was that just because I forgot to pay it?...

Q: How much are electric bills in the 31st century?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #659 on: 06-17-2006 10:45 »

A: Ten dollars

Q: How much more? (man, i am stupid)
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #660 on: 06-17-2006 18:47 »

A:  I would say about $100 more.

Q:  Do Fry and Bender even pay their bills?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #661 on: 06-17-2006 23:33 »
« Last Edit on: 06-17-2006 23:33 »

A: Ha! Good One

Q: What Happens To Them For Not Paying?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #662 on: 06-18-2006 04:24 »

A: In the future deadbeats pay their bills even before pre-lif, if that makes sense.

Q: Does Fry knoe hoe to drive a car?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #663 on: 06-18-2006 04:41 »

A: No. He couldn't. There was too much traffic.

Q: What would happen to bender if his whole life was taken from him?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #664 on: 06-18-2006 06:07 »

A: Nothing, his whole life is backed on a floppy disc

Q: what brand are fry's shoes?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #665 on: 06-18-2006 09:24 »

A: Puma

Q: His trousers? (for the americans, pants)
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #666 on: 06-18-2006 15:41 »

A: Levi's 501 Blues!

Q: Would Bender be good friends with Crow from MST3K?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #667 on: 06-18-2006 15:44 »
« Last Edit on: 06-18-2006 15:44 »

A: Unthinkable

Q: Why?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #668 on: 06-19-2006 17:21 »

A:  Because in many ways, Crow and Bender are a lot alike! 

Q:  If Fry and Zoidberg got kidnapped by the Omicrons, let's say, would Lrrr and Ndnd tie them to railroad tracks or put them in cages hanging from a ceiling over a vat of boiling oil?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #669 on: 06-20-2006 01:18 »

A: Hanging from a ceiling over a vat of boiling oil, that's on top of a railroad track

Q: Look into the future: how does Zoidberg die?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #670 on: 06-20-2006 01:51 »

A: He accidentally eats Benders bad cooking and his stomach explodes.

Q: What are the chances of Leela beating up Fry?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #671 on: 06-20-2006 08:26 »

A: 35%

Q: Has Bender still got the picture of the Countess in the nude? For viewing...........  smile
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #672 on: 06-20-2006 10:48 »

A: No. he discovered something that wasn't pleasant.

Q: what?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #673 on: 06-20-2006 16:24 »

A:The countess was actually a human in a robot suit! With amnesia!

Q: How'd she get amnesia?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #674 on: 06-20-2006 22:38 »

A: Calculon shot her with an amnesia gun

Q: What is Fry's favorite song?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #675 on: 06-21-2006 09:27 »

A: Walking On Sunshine in memory of Seymour...  cry

Q: What ever became of Zoidberg's slinky?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #676 on: 06-21-2006 12:34 »

A: Oh, he tried to fix, but things took a trun for the worse....until he sold it to Bender for some bolts. Now that was a great deal!

Q:Why was bender so emotional about the beer fermenting inside him?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #677 on: 06-21-2006 13:39 »

A: spluh, it's his baby (babies)

Q: How many times does bender check his list before stealing?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #678 on: 06-21-2006 16:08 »
« Last Edit on: 06-21-2006 16:08 »

A: ? Bender has a list...?

Q: Have Bender's neighbour ever irritated Bender/Fry any other time then when they woke Fry up with their squeeking?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #679 on: 06-21-2006 16:10 »

A: Once they asked bender if he could stop making over-extravagent shooting noises.....he didn't.

Q: What are the names of his roomates?
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