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shinyass

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« Reply #560 on: 06-01-2006 11:14 »

A: Nope. People thought that in dreams

Q: Is windows 3000 really being used as a prison guard?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #561 on: 06-01-2006 11:18 »
« Last Edit on: 06-01-2006 11:18 »

A: No. It was, but the prisioners found an old module in it known as 'Solitare', overloaded the CPU, crashed the system, and escaped.

Q: What do prisons use now?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #562 on: 06-01-2006 11:20 »

A: A Dumbass

Q: What if The professer were married?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #563 on: 06-01-2006 23:45 »

A: He would have a wife called "Anna Nicole Smith" (Burn on her)

Q: What if the professor makes a break threw invention? As appose to the other crap he has invented.
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #564 on: 06-02-2006 03:53 »

A: Some breaking would occur the new invention would be involved..

Q: (I accidentally mis-read H.G.'s question wrong at first and thought it was this) What if the professor broke wind?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #565 on: 06-02-2006 05:40 »

A: He would be arrested for murder.

Q: What if Fry had a third ear?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #566 on: 06-02-2006 08:54 »
« Last Edit on: 06-02-2006 08:54 »

A: He'd be accused of being Nina's ancestor, and be forced to legally adopt her, and he would be apprehensive at first, but then she'd grow on him, and he'd start to like being a father, and then Leela would see this side of him she'd never seen before and fall in love with him again.

Q: If the professor murdered someone, aka above, what penalty would he get, assuming the chicken lawyer was the plaintiff?

totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #567 on: 06-02-2006 09:24 »

A: He would be forced to suffer the horrfying agonies of "corking".

Q: How many people has the professor had sex with for tax reasons?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #568 on: 06-02-2006 09:45 »

A: 75,000

Q: Why would hermes need to be a burocrat?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #569 on: 06-02-2006 09:57 »
« Last Edit on: 06-02-2006 09:57 »

A: "...You gotta do what you love, even if its not a good idea, Zoidberg!..."

Q: Did the conspiaracy nutter from Roswell get any money for his photos?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #570 on: 06-02-2006 10:49 »

A: Nope, he posted them on his wall

Q: what is the crack-pot's name?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #571 on: 06-02-2006 10:51 »

A: Crack Pot

Q: Why was the safety dance unsafe for Fry?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #572 on: 06-02-2006 10:56 »

A: He kept breaking his legs

Q: Why won't fry shower?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #573 on: 06-02-2006 15:32 »

A: He has a fear of zoidburg being in his shower

Q:Why does fry's outfit never change?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #574 on: 06-02-2006 15:38 »

A: That's because the clothes are the main charater clothing. Like in other cartoons, such as the simpsons, homer wears the same outfit, as do bart, lisa, etc.

Q: Does zoidberg smoke?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #575 on: 06-02-2006 15:47 »

A: nah, his claw always cuts it in half.

Q:Will bender ever care about anybody?

(Random, but shinyass, you seem to be on the board at all thimes! Take it as a compliment)
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #576 on: 06-02-2006 16:35 »
« Last Edit on: 06-02-2006 16:35 »

@loveforfry: Why, thank you! I haven't got anything else to do.

A: He does too.

Q: Does the proffeser like zoidberg?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #577 on: 06-02-2006 17:40 »
« Last Edit on: 06-02-2006 17:40 »

A: Yes, he secretly steals the employees blood for his own supply.

Q: Does Fry ever ask an intelligent question?

(shinyass: neither do I)  smile
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #578 on: 06-03-2006 04:23 »

A: Yes. But as we can see, Leela turns him down every time.

Q: What blood type is Zoidberg?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #579 on: 06-03-2006 07:00 »

A: He doesn't have blood.

Q: Why doesn't he?
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #580 on: 06-03-2006 13:15 »

Q:He's a squid, he has ink instead.

A:where does all the money Zoidburg earns go?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #581 on: 06-03-2006 15:34 »

A: Everything other than food.

Q: Has hermes ever phoned fry?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #582 on: 06-04-2006 05:55 »

A: No, Fry can't  afford a phone.

Q: Could Bender microwave a burito so hot that even he himself could not eat it?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #583 on: 06-04-2006 08:57 »
« Last Edit on: 06-04-2006 08:57 »

A: Bender couldn't go near a microwave. If he could, his head would melt if he tried to eat it.

Q: What was the name of the torpedo that bender said "come back when i had some sleep, babe"? (It's not torpedo #3)
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #584 on: 06-05-2006 07:07 »

A: Pounder bot

Q: What was Zoidberg's mother like?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #585 on: 06-05-2006 10:49 »

A: A small parasidic-imbasile.

Q: Why is she an ibasile? (sorry i can't spell that)
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #586 on: 06-05-2006 14:26 »

A: I have no idea what your trying to spell but, it was because she was suffering from internal parasites.

Q: Why did the dean never call leela again?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #587 on: 06-05-2006 15:21 »

A: He was too obsessed with his university position which diverted his attention all of the time from love

Q: How are the robot's planet (forgot the name right now) lugnut stock's holding up?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #588 on: 06-05-2006 16:51 »

A: Poorly. The robots were lunging at them, without saving them so they ran out.

Q: How much ($) does a paket of lugnuts?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #589 on: 06-06-2006 06:59 »

A: $10

Q: When does the Professor use his heart which he keeps stored next to his escape plan?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #590 on: 06-06-2006 15:09 »

A: When he's escaping his Planet Express building and crew

Q: When has that ever happened?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #591 on: 06-06-2006 17:58 »

A: Nothing that I can recall, because it never did.

Q:  What would happen if Bender were human and Fry and Leela were robots?
btyrie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #592 on: 06-06-2006 22:07 »
« Last Edit on: 06-06-2006 22:07 »

A: Bender would become obese and die (just like in A.O.I II) and Fry's head would explode every time Leela refused to go on a date with him.

Q: What did Bender do with all the money made from the 198 billion popplers that were sold?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #593 on: 06-07-2006 04:13 »

A: He spent on body piercings and skin tight pants

Q: If fry and bender made a band what would they play?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #594 on: 06-07-2006 12:37 »

A: Electro Music

Q: Why?
TomAllen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #595 on: 06-07-2006 14:47 »

A:  Because Bender thought it would be as popular as folk music.

Q:  Can Bender play folk music without being (1) magnetized or (2) hopelessly injured?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #596 on: 06-07-2006 19:11 »

A: Once after having a record 696 beers in a row 

Q: Has Bender set other records (like alcoholic stuff or something)?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #597 on: 06-07-2006 20:19 »

A: Yes.

Q: Where?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #598 on: 06-08-2006 07:36 »

A: Los angeles

Q: How do robots have sex? (sorry that's rude)
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #599 on: 06-08-2006 11:21 »
« Last Edit on: 06-08-2006 11:21 »

A: The wonderful pleasures of a variable resistor and a monostable ---- *sighes*

Q: Why would robots be able to have sex if it wastes money for something that is not essential for reproducing?
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