Stupid Questions Get Dumbass Answers

[Reply #480 on:]

A: Scruffy, second is hermes

Q:In the future who holds the tetris world record?

[Reply #481 on:]

A: Leela, only she doesn't know it.

Q: Did 'Nappster' ever get shut down?

[Reply #482 on:]

Off topic: Fry man, please don't invade the topic. You post a question followed by an answer, which should add up to ONE POST, not your answer and then your question on another.

A: Naa, the secret never got around
Q: Who founded nappster?
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[Reply #483 on:]

A: Shawn Fanning.

Q: Who founded 'Nappster'?

[Reply #484 on:]

i asked that question

[Reply #485 on:]

A: Bill Gates

Q:Whats Nibblers home planet.

[Reply #486 on:]

@shinyass: Sorry, at first you misspelled it 'Napster'.

A: Eternium.

Q: Does it orbit a star?

[Reply #487 on:]

A: No?

Q: Whats Zoidbergs dads name?

[Reply #488 on:]

@Xanfor: i'm sorry. The "p" doesn't work on my keyboard very well.
@Fryman: Your getting the game now, goody

A: We have covered that

Q: Did "Cutie Mc whiskers" ever made the cutie pie market?

[Reply #489 on:]

A: I knew I ate something... Yes.

Q: Is it fatal to humans?

[Reply #490 on:]

A: yes, you'll be blind afterwoods!

Q: Is it fatal to aliens?

[Reply #491 on:]

A: Yes! The company gets rich by selling the antidote!

Q: What is Dr. Zoidberg's phone number?

[Reply #492 on:]

A: 555555422225544478553524344

Q: What's guenter's number?

[Reply #493 on:]

A: 555555422225544478553524344 extension 927

Q: The Space Mayan calender says the world will end in 3012. Will it?

[Reply #494 on:]

A: No. People will beleive in anything

Q: Would hermies believe it?

[Reply #495 on:]

A: No hes not a person

Q: why doesnt he believe

[Reply #496 on:]

A: He's jamacian! (excuse spelling)

Q: Where does zoidberg accualy live?

[Reply #497 on:]

A: In the 'mother seperater' mentioned in, 'KIF GETS KNOCKED UP A NOTCH'

Q: Is stephen hawking still alive as a head in the future?

[Reply #498 on:]

A: No, Stephen Hawking is living immortal in human form!

Q: Is anyone else living forever in the future?

P.S. Nice username Fry Man!

[Reply #499 on:]

A: Thats a really poor question, how can we tell if someone's living forever, that would require an end which were clearly not at.

Q: Is land on the internet now bought or is it free?

[Reply #500 on:]

Uh...Ok

A: So much of it that they give it away

Q: What's so bad about New Jersey in THE FUTURE?

[Reply #501 on:]

A: It declared war on the world in 2945- a futile jesture *tuts* - and they lost.

Q: why did it declare war?

[Reply #502 on:]

A: They found beer in the basement, and, well, you know the rest

Q: If los Angeles is a waste land, why does it appear like tokyo during the news?

[Reply #503 on:]

A: It's a green screen effect

Q: Why is L.A. such a vast wasteland?

[Reply #504 on:]

A: It became a nuclear testing ground.

Q: Why is New New York not a vast wasteland?

[Reply #505 on:]

A: Because New New York hasn't got enough priority to do so

Q: why?

[Reply #506 on:]

A day and a half without a post??

A: Because nowhere in the East Coast of the USA had enough priority to, unlike the West Coast

Q: Where is it the best place to live in 3000

[Reply #507 on:]

A: Underground with the mutants

Q: Can Nibbler be trusted all-alone in leela's flat? (appartment)

[Reply #508 on:]

A: Yes, as he is rooting to maintain the safety of the Universe so I believe he would be fine to be left in one room...

Q: How does Fry make his own hair gell (Sick alert inevitable...)?

[Reply #509 on:]

A: Well, let me put it this way: If it weren't for the fact Leela forces him in the shower every week, he'd be able to make more of it.

Q: What is Soylent Orange made of?

[Reply #510 on:]

A: Blood and orange, with a dash of LCD

Q: Did fry ever find out that Mom stole his riches?

[Reply #511 on:]

A: Good question, he never new.............!

Q: Does Bender rent out his castle to anyone when he is not in it (like all the time lol)?

[Reply #512 on:]

A: No, he sold it. And then he grabbed it, shoved it into the hammerspace inside his compartment, yelled 'Cheese it!' and ran away.

Q: Are any Brain Spawn still left in the universe? Could they invade from another universe?

[Reply #513 on:]

A: They could invade earth in universe b (1)

Q: What else could they invade?

[Reply #514 on:]

A: The 7th dimension

Q: Will melvar ever return to invade earth, why/why not?

[Reply #515 on:]

A: Yes as he wants to own his very own Zap Brannigan figurine, it may have been released from its packaging but is still very rare to find elsewhere...

Q: How did Mom spend Fry'sriches from A Fishful Of Dollars?

[Reply #516 on:]

A: What? That pocket change? Probably just dumped it in an alley somewhere.

Q: Where did Fry 1 and Leela 1 go on their second date?

[Reply #517 on:]

A: Golden Bender's Pizza Palace

Q: What is Prof. Farnsworth 1's greatest invention

[Reply #518 on:]

A: The "What-if-machine"

Q: is it worth the gold it's made of?

[Reply #519 on:]

A: Depends. Does it have a censoring chip like it's Universe A counterpart?

Q: Well? Does it?