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Xanfor

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« Reply #440 on: 05-25-2006 15:11 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2006 15:11 »

A: He has three: The molding unit, the assembly unit, and Mom.

Q: What ever happened to Robot 1X?


My 7th TOTPD!

dawoodz
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« Reply #441 on: 05-25-2006 15:22 »

A: It lives long and prospers but it was banished from planet express when nibbler ate it.

Q: Why did nibler eat it?
Xanfor

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« Reply #442 on: 05-25-2006 15:25 »

A: Mmmm, 1X... Because the fresh pine scent was irresistable!

Q: Why didn't Hitler try running in the year 3000 election?

dawoodz
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« Reply #443 on: 05-25-2006 15:41 »

A: Being dead nall he had a slight disadvantage.

Q: When was the second coming of Jesus and as a result why aren't people more religiously observant in the future?
Xanfor

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« Reply #444 on: 05-25-2006 15:47 »

A: 'Jesus' was actually the nickname of those aliens who attacked in 'Space Pilot 3000'.

Q: Why did they attack?

TheFryMan

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« Reply #445 on: 05-25-2006 15:50 »

A: Because Jesus told them to

Q: Not counting the times counted in SP3000, how many times has there been war on Earth (from 2000-3000)
Xanfor

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« Reply #446 on: 05-25-2006 15:52 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2006 15:52 »

A: 42.

Q: Why is Zoidberg 1's shell blue?

shinyass

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« Reply #447 on: 05-25-2006 15:53 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2006 15:53 »

Xanfor, the 1X robot question was already asked, and anyway, i've been here longer than you, but you have wwwwaaaayyyyyy more posts than me!

A: 37

Q: What was the 25th one?
Xanfor

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« Reply #448 on: 05-25-2006 15:56 »

*sniff*... Xanfor believes in his 'Futurama'...

A: The War of 2012.

Q: What was it about?
shinyass

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« Reply #449 on: 05-25-2006 16:01 »

A: The arguement of human leg trade

Q: Why was that?
Xanfor

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« Reply #450 on: 05-25-2006 16:05 »

A: Conan O'Brain's legs were needed for the leader of the Siġi's head. Obviously, they won.

Q: When was human horn trading at it's peak?

shinyass

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« Reply #451 on: 05-25-2006 16:33 »

A: when fry got his back and escaped from losing the other one

Q: Who made leela's bra? (i know, stupid question)
Xanfor

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« Reply #452 on: 05-25-2006 16:39 »

I didn't know she wore one!  wink

A: Sirius Bra, Girdle and Other Bodily Part Supporting Systems.

Q: Who made Zapp's girdle?

TheFryMan

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« Reply #453 on: 05-25-2006 16:40 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2006 16:40 »

Stupid Question Get Dumbass Answers!
(And I've been here longer than both of you... SO)

A: Zapp Brannigan's Industrial Strength Bras (all rights reserved)

Q: Who was Prof. Farnsworth's Father, and what did he do to help humanity?

--My bad, didn't make it in time
shinyass

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« Reply #454 on: 05-25-2006 16:42 »

shadup!

A: Marlin Farnsworth and because he was lazy

Q: If he wan't lazy, what would he do as a job?
Xanfor

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« Reply #455 on: 05-25-2006 16:44 »

A: Mattress tester!

Q: Who makes mattresses in the 31st century?

shinyass

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« Reply #456 on: 05-25-2006 16:45 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2006 16:45 »

lol, funny one!

A: Crampy Mattresses!

Q: When was it founded?
Xanfor

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« Reply #457 on: 05-25-2006 16:48 »

A: 2008.

Q: Why?

shinyass

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« Reply #458 on: 05-25-2006 16:56 »

A: the election and complaints about hard mattresses

Q: who founded it?
Xanfor

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« Reply #459 on: 05-25-2006 17:09 »

A: Leela's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother.

Q: Why?

Fry1077

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« Reply #460 on: 05-26-2006 01:57 »

A: Leela's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother was human

Q: Has bender ever used his floatation device (ass)
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #461 on: 05-26-2006 02:36 »

A: No, not yet. He has only ever been submerged in leagues of beer, and to get out of that he just has to drink.

Q: What happens if Bender drinks too much beer?
Delta 001

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« Reply #462 on: 05-26-2006 03:04 »

A: he over loads from power.

Q: what would the new robots name be that they buy
Dave B

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« Reply #463 on: 05-26-2006 06:15 »
« Last Edit on: 05-26-2006 06:15 »

A: 1-X Robot

Q: Will Benders ass ever be framed and put up on the wall like he wants it to?
Xanfor

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« Reply #464 on: 05-26-2006 10:18 »

A: Yes.

Q: How much would it sell for?

shinyass

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« Reply #465 on: 05-26-2006 10:35 »

A: 10 dollars

Q: How much more?
dawoodz
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« Reply #466 on: 05-26-2006 13:33 »

A: e-wa.

Q: Does time exsist on the internet?
shinyass

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« Reply #467 on: 05-26-2006 13:55 »

A: nope, just a metaphor

Q: Am i telling the truth?

Stupidity. It's a good thing.
dawoodz
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« Reply #468 on: 05-26-2006 14:40 »
« Last Edit on: 05-26-2006 14:40 »

A: please stop

Q: What ever happened to zoidbergs love afair with the lobster from 'love labours lost in space'?
Fry Man

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« Reply #469 on: 05-26-2006 15:34 »

Probly just ended after he left the planet. Or mabie the comminacated through mail of some sort.
MarriedtoAmy

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« Reply #470 on: 05-26-2006 15:35 »

I'm busy making love to my b/f cloud don't mind us  love
shinyass

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« Reply #471 on: 05-26-2006 15:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by dawoodz:
A: please stop

?????? I couldn't think of anything.

Where's the questions? You are supposed to give an answer followed by a question.

Stupidity. It's a good thing.
Fry Man

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« Reply #472 on: 05-26-2006 16:16 »
« Last Edit on: 05-26-2006 16:16 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by MarriedtoAmy:
I'm busy making love to my b/f cloud don't mind us    love

I thought you were a boy??

KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #473 on: 05-26-2006 16:37 »

Let's start asking some stupid but clever questions, already! 

Q: Why didn't Fry have a rock concert instead of an opera to show how much he loves Leela? 
Fry Man

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« Reply #474 on: 05-26-2006 17:00 »

Because leela dosnt like rock music she likes calm suttle music.
Fry Man

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« Reply #475 on: 05-26-2006 17:45 »

Q:Why would Amy be living/working at Planet Exspress if her parents are ultimitly rich?
Dave B

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« Reply #476 on: 05-26-2006 17:49 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Fry Man:
Because leela dosnt like rock music she likes calm suttle music.

You're supposed to post a question to.......!

Q: Will Kif and Amy be alive to see there 'children' come out of Kif's homeworld's swamp?
Fry Man

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« Reply #477 on: 05-26-2006 18:05 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Dave B:
 You're supposed to post a question to.......!

Q: Will Kif and Amy be alive to see there 'children' come out of Kif's homeworld's swamp?

I did right after that post
Fry Man

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« Reply #478 on: 05-26-2006 18:07 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Fry Man:
Q:Why would Amy be living/working at Planet Exspress if her parents are ultimitly rich?
     |
Right there

Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #479 on: 05-26-2006 22:46 »

Q: Will Kif and Amy be alive to see there 'children' come out of Kif's homeworld's swamp?

A: Yes, except Kif will be old and wrinkled due to dehydration of his fluid filled bladders.

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Q:Why would Amy be living/working at Planet Exspress if her parents are ultimitly rich?

A: She is an intern, she wants a job being a model. An error in the uni database placed her in Planet Express.

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Both done.

Q: Who takes over PE after the Professor and Cubert both die in a car accident?  tongue
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