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BeanBeanBean!

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« Reply #400 on: 05-20-2006 14:27 »
« Last Edit on: 05-20-2006 14:27 »

A: Electricity

Q: Apart from the massive ranch , how did Leo and Inez become so rich?


5th TOTPD!!!
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #401 on: 05-20-2006 15:17 »

A:They "Won" the lottery

Q: What numbers were they?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #402 on: 05-21-2006 00:04 »

A: 1, 2, 3, 4, & 69

Q: In Alt. Cowboy Universe what job does Zoidberg have? (don't say cowboy)
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #403 on: 05-21-2006 00:32 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Mas Rarraf:
Q: What is one of the key features of the 'Holden-Lightning-Lion-Shark-Fish?'   tongue

Haha, good one Mas Rarraf. I'm always a fan of a collection of medium words that can be spoken really fast.
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #404 on: 05-21-2006 07:03 »

As am I :P

A: He is a Undertaker. Unfortunately the people he tries to bury are usually alive.

Q:What about Bender?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #405 on: 05-21-2006 07:29 »
« Last Edit on: 05-21-2006 07:29 »

A: He blows the buggalow that have escaped out of the crator

Q: what about hermies?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #406 on: 05-21-2006 11:47 »

A: A cow-ba-crat

Q: Wot about fry?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #407 on: 05-21-2006 12:23 »

A: An executive delivery boy that doesn't go on deliveries

Q: If Dr.Zoidberg's jelly comes out the top of his head (the wazoo), why does he do up the zip on his chest after he's been in the toilet?

Stupidity. It's a good thing.
TheFryMan

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« Reply #408 on: 05-21-2006 22:14 »

A: because the chest conatains jelly that is not extracted once in a lifetime, its extracted once a day, 10 pounds at a time, otherwise Zoid would explode with jelly

Q: does Zoidberg excrete jelly from any other place?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #409 on: 05-22-2006 10:57 »

A: You sick people! and yes he does from the go-nads.

Q: Does scruffy have any other use except being a janitor who does do his  janitor duties?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #410 on: 05-22-2006 13:34 »

A: Yeah, providing hair cuts at a cost of three hundred dollars.

Q: Why does he do that job?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #411 on: 05-22-2006 13:59 »

A: The pays decent

Q: Why did the hairbot end up in a a criminally insane asylam in 'INSANE IN THE MAINFRAME'?
Dave B

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« Reply #412 on: 05-22-2006 15:25 »

A: He thought he was a pretty girl with all the hair, remember.

Q: Did Zap Brannigan's book 'Zap Brannigan's Big Book Of War' get good ratings or not?
TheFryMan

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« Reply #413 on: 05-22-2006 18:14 »

A: let's just say it started the war between the humans and brain balls

Q: what all is in ZB's big book of war?
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #414 on: 05-22-2006 18:18 »

A: Sex , captain heroism and formal shorts.

Q: Why does Zap favour velour so much?
Xanfor

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« Reply #415 on: 05-22-2006 18:57 »

A: I can't answer that, there may be people under the age of 25 present!

Q: A child-safe answer to the above question?

TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #416 on: 05-22-2006 19:32 »

A: because &*(($# is @!!#$$%, if you know what I mean!

Q: what religion is Zapp?
Xanfor

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« Reply #417 on: 05-22-2006 19:36 »

A: Well, getting kind of personal, aren't we?

Q: I've got the day off and things to do, so I'll just pass the question on again.

Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #418 on: 05-22-2006 21:19 »

A: Get back to work slacker  wink

Q: What's Zoidberg's religion
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« Reply #419 on: 05-23-2006 04:01 »

A: Zoidbergism

Q: who are the gods and what are its teachings
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #420 on: 05-23-2006 05:04 »

A: Zoidberg, and 'whats edible and whats not'

Q: 1 thing is listed as unedible... what?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #421 on: 05-23-2006 12:00 »

A: Nothing is, eating anything is your priority

Q: Is it?

Stupidity. It's a good thing.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #422 on: 05-23-2006 12:53 »

A:  No, not exactly.

Q:  What would happen if Fry, Leela, Bender, Hermes, Professor, and Amy all accidently ate Zoidberg's jelly? 

dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #423 on: 05-23-2006 14:46 »

A: Zoidberg would explode.

Q: Why would he explode?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #424 on: 05-23-2006 15:13 »
« Last Edit on: 05-23-2006 15:13 »

A: The Jelly supported his body's structure and so he collapsed which trigger internal combustion within his body

Q: Will Richard Nixon ever die???
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #425 on: 05-23-2006 15:57 »

A: Some sceptics say yes, but others say no.

Q: What type of switch is benders 'on/off' switch?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #426 on: 05-23-2006 16:35 »

A: Floopy disk eject dismantle knob

Q: What's the name of Dr.Zoidberg's mother?

Stupidity. It's a good thing.
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #427 on: 05-23-2006 16:55 »

A: Soidberg

Q: What bout his father
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #428 on: 05-24-2006 12:34 »

A: x-oidberg

Q: Why did become a doctor of humans and crustaceans (sp?) ?
MarriedtoAmy

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #429 on: 05-24-2006 12:57 »

I love Amy she rules on futurama  love
If I was on the series i'd go out with her in Season one to Season 4,plus we'd get married and stuff too along the way.
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #430 on: 05-24-2006 13:34 »

Hey MarriedtoAmy welcome to peel. Everthings split up into threads so that there is a particular subject to talk about. This is a question and answer thread so what you just posted is completely irrelavant and is frowned upon, but seen as it's your first post, we'll let you off. Make sure you read the faq's, www.peelified.com/ubb/faq.html,  to get a gist of what to do. ADIOS.
TheFryMan

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« Reply #431 on: 05-24-2006 17:53 »

 
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Originally posted by dawoodz:
A: x-oidberg

Q: Why did become a doctor of humans and crustaceans (sp?) ?

A: Because at the annual conventions, he gets double the food!

Q: WHO in their right mind would give Zoidberg a doctor's degree?

Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #432 on: 05-24-2006 19:18 »

A: They gave it to him just to get him off the planet.

Q: Is the head museum like an apartment building for heads? The rent is just having to be displayed?

Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #433 on: 05-25-2006 02:03 »

A: Yeah, but they don't pay rent. The people pay for them. They only have to pay on Tuesday's.

Q: Name 3 people NOT seen in the head-museum, but that you would expect to see inside.
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #434 on: 05-25-2006 07:26 »

A: Elvis Presly, Bob Geldof and Charlie Chaplin  tongue

Q: When does Bender ever wear his nose?
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« Reply #435 on: 05-25-2006 08:54 »

A: when he wants to look like a human

Q: why would he want to look like human
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #436 on: 05-25-2006 11:09 »

A: He doesn't! That's why he never wears it!

Q: Is it possible that the Planet Express ship's engines could cause the ship to suffer an existence failure?

shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #437 on: 05-25-2006 14:45 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2006 14:45 »

A: No, that's just scientific mumbo-jumbo

Q: Where would PE's engines get the air from to create thrust so it will move the universe around it, remembering that space has no air?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #438 on: 05-25-2006 14:48 »

A: Physics works like this: Matter tells Space how to curve. Space tells Matter how to move. The Planet Express ship tells Space to get knotted, and then goes where it needs to go.

Q: What is the name of Bender's father?

TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #439 on: 05-25-2006 15:06 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2006 15:06 »

A: Shaquille

Q: What about his mother?
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