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KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #40 on: 04-03-2006 15:51 »

A:  Last I saw him, he went to Robot Hell with the Robot Devil in TDHAIP. 

Q:  Bender has killed all humans, and Fry is left, would Bender kill Fry or would he spare him so Fry could be his lackey?
Hearty_Femgurl

Crustacean
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« Reply #41 on: 04-03-2006 21:44 »

A: Both. He would make him be a male prostitute for money on different planets, and then later, when he's filthy stinking rich and out of his mind, he'll kill him... like he did my sister.

Q: What would he kill him with?
ZoidZoid

Bending Unit
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« Reply #42 on: 04-04-2006 01:57 »

A: Crowbar

Q: What are the advantages of having four arms like Elzar?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #43 on: 04-04-2006 13:34 »

A: Well, in the kitchen, it's useful for holding and squeezing a spice weasel, while you do other culinary tasks: stirring a pot, chopping veggies, applying the portable microwave ray gun, etc.

Q: Where did the parasites that were in Fry's colon move to?
Hearty_Femgurl

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« Reply #44 on: 04-04-2006 20:26 »

A: In Nibbler's body, to make him cuter in more episodes.

Q: Besides the Planet Express Crew, who made the LAST trip to the Space Bees?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #45 on: 04-05-2006 12:36 »

A: The Space Bear, Space Pooh. He's immune to the Space Bees' strings, so we can chow down on all of the space honey he wants. 

Q: Malfunctioning Eddy's head seems to explode every time we see him.  Where does he get his replacement heads?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #46 on: 04-05-2006 15:00 »
« Last Edit on: 04-05-2006 15:00 »

A: He stores them in his chest cavity

Q: Why exactly did the Whale biologist become a whale biologist as he said he hates whales???
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #47 on: 04-05-2006 21:40 »

A. You have to keep your enemies close.

Q. If Sal is so lazy, why does everybody keep hiring him?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #48 on: 04-05-2006 23:29 »

A:Because they don't realise just HOW lazy.

Q: If he's a lazy incompetent jerk, why haven't PE hired him yet?
my man-wich!

Starship Captain
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« Reply #49 on: 04-06-2006 05:23 »

A: because two lazy, imcompetent jerks are enough.

Q: why did rich little start immpersonating marv albert?
Dave B

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« Reply #50 on: 04-06-2006 18:43 »

A: To get into the centre stage in the fighting arena

Q: Where exactly is 'the usual place' where Kif stoed the Amberguress to smugle some out of the jail cell
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #51 on: 04-07-2006 06:33 »
« Last Edit on: 04-07-2006 06:33 »

The scientests hired those days won't give away alien information

Why did the professor cross the road?
my man-wich!

Starship Captain
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« Reply #52 on: 04-07-2006 09:17 »

A: to find different length's of wire.

Q: why does the professor like white lab coats?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #53 on: 04-07-2006 11:49 »

A: They're not actually lab coats, they're bath robes.  He wears them because they're easy to slip into, after getting out of bed or the shower.

Q: Explain the process by which Bender grows a "rusty" beard every time he goes without a drink for a day or two.
Hearty_Femgurl

Crustacean
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« Reply #54 on: 04-07-2006 18:51 »

A:... Ask Professor Farnsworth about that.

Q: Why did Professor Farnsworth grow interest in Mom anyway?
my man-wich!

Starship Captain
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« Reply #55 on: 04-07-2006 20:07 »
« Last Edit on: 04-08-2006 00:00 »

A: [henry kissinger] this is not the reproductive area of discussion [henry kissinger] ( tongue when i first wrote this i though you wont think im mad at ya but when i read it, it sounded like im just a faggot, so to conclude im not mad. p.s im not sure why i though that)

Q: why has farnsworth never bought a motobike? 
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #56 on: 04-07-2006 20:55 »

A: He fears that it would be devoured by idiots.

Q: Which one of Mom's three sons is most likely the idiot who gave the professor this irrational phobia?
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #57 on: 04-08-2006 02:52 »

the one who killed the other 2 sons

How would zoidberg feel if the sun burnt out?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #58 on: 04-08-2006 05:10 »

A: Confused and hungry.

Q: How would Scruffy feel if he lost his janitors mop?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #59 on: 04-09-2006 05:54 »

A: He would kill for that mop.

Q: Does Wernstom still own Spiro Agnew's headless body?
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #60 on: 04-09-2006 06:44 »

A: He is still not sure after another guy named wernstrom ran into him and stole the body.

Q: If Fry ran into a poisonous mushroom next to a can of slurm, which would he drink/eat first?
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« Reply #61 on: 04-09-2006 06:54 »

A: Both he dip the mushroom in the slurm

Q: What would Fry do if he found out that if drank one more can of Slurm he would die
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #62 on: 04-09-2006 06:57 »

A: Drink the can anyway to see if the person was telling the truth.

Q: What would Bender do if he found out that if he drank one more bottle of beer he would malfunction?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #63 on: 04-09-2006 07:05 »

A: Robots can't malfunction from beer, only wine

Q:How much does bender weigh?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #64 on: 04-09-2006 07:07 »

A: It's not about how much he weighs, its about how much he doesnt weigh.

Q: How would/could/can you weigh Melllvar?
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #65 on: 04-09-2006 07:19 »

A: you can obiously look on his back where it says his weight each second; 0 pounds/0 gracts/0 per'tas/0 titerars

Q: Why is the earth now reduced to 23 pounds of weight?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #66 on: 04-09-2006 07:31 »

A: Because childhood Amy went back to Mars. (Fat joke)

Q: How did Amy get fat in the first place?
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #67 on: 04-09-2006 07:33 »

A: She ate Zoidberg

Q: How did Zoidberg survive inside Amy's Stomach?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #68 on: 04-09-2006 07:39 »

A: He ate her stomach acid.

Q: How did Zoidberg get out of her stomach?
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #69 on: 04-09-2006 07:52 »

A: Amy went to the bathroom

Q: Why did she get stuck?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #70 on: 04-09-2006 10:26 »

A: Bender locked her in as a joke. 

Q:  Would anyone want to see a Futurama/American Dad crossover special?   
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #71 on: 04-09-2006 20:45 »

A: Sick people. Really sick people would.

Q: What kind of sickness do these sick people actually have?
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« Reply #72 on: 04-10-2006 02:56 »

A: Retardness and uglyness

Q: How do you get this disease
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #73 on: 04-10-2006 03:40 »

A: Smashing your head in the bike rack

Q: If Zoidberg Farted, who would notice?
Dave B

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« Reply #74 on: 04-10-2006 05:13 »

A: The entire Planet Express crew as the Decapodians expell nautious gas!

Q: Has Fry kept his 'I Hate Bottles' shirt and if so what occasions does he wear it or use it?
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #75 on: 04-10-2006 06:13 »

A: yes, and in fact, it's in his garbage bin, and the garbage is kept in his "memories" chest.

Q: If Zoidberg dressed as Kif & Amy had sex with him, and all of a sudden zoidberg's wig fell of, what comes next?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #76 on: 04-10-2006 12:41 »

A: She'd pause and say, "I knew it was you anyway, Zoidberg.  Kif doesn't have hair!"  It's Amy we're talking about, after all.

Q: What crazy new diseases are there in the 31st century?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #77 on: 04-10-2006 16:13 »

A:  There's Sonic Diareeha and Electro Genorrah. 

Q:  Should Planet Express branch out into different cities besides New New York?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #78 on: 04-10-2006 16:20 »
« Last Edit on: 04-10-2006 16:20 »

A: Naa. planet express is a home buisness, it wouldn't be a world-wide (space wide infact) company.

Q: How may hearts does a decopodian have?
Dave B

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« Reply #79 on: 04-10-2006 18:11 »
« Last Edit on: 04-10-2006 18:11 »

A: 4 (Its supposed to be questions which can't be answered unlike trivia from the show, Ok mate)

Q: Bender can be flushed, but where exactly does the liquid exit Bender's body?

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