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dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #320 on: 05-08-2006 11:08 »

A: Maybe - or maybe not *stares with face of unconcievable horror*

Q: On what date is freedom day? (sorry if this is deemed a 'trivia' question)
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #321 on: 05-08-2006 11:40 »

A: April the 1st

Q: Who made up freedom day?
jug

Bending Unit
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« Reply #322 on: 05-08-2006 11:43 »
« Last Edit on: 05-08-2006 11:43 »

A: That demands for a short history-lesson.
From 2403 through 2417 giant carrots ruled the earth. When they were finally overthrown the nations of earth decided to unify under one constitution based on the old us constitution. They signed the constitution on April first 2418.
[edit: dammit shinyass, i wanted to make it july 4th - replacing independence day]

Q: Since the professor thinks Fry is older than him - do the years in the freezer tube count? How old is Fry?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #323 on: 05-08-2006 12:02 »

A: It depends how you look at it.  Fry's age is:
Non-frozen Chronilogically: 23
Frozen Chronilogically: 1023
Emotionally: 20
Mentally: 13

Q: How did the Professor manage to come by the mummified Emperor Nimballa, who ruled Zubin 5, and what flavorings was the Emperor marinated in?
jug

Bending Unit
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« Reply #324 on: 05-08-2006 12:21 »

A: He smuggled him in one of benders free body cavities without much x-raying. I'm too embarrased to tell why they are illegal goods on earth. Considering the marinade: If you think slurm is disgusting... you don't want to know.

Q: Why did the professor spend a nightmarish time in a robot asylum?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #325 on: 05-08-2006 13:27 »

A: Because he was visting fry...I think tht was implied in the episode.

Q: Why were career chips invented?
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #326 on: 05-08-2006 14:51 »
« Last Edit on: 05-08-2006 14:51 »

A: To keep track of what everyone does. Just like the council what they do for us. But ermm they take our money aswell.

Q: Did Fry's gang ever win them parachute pants?
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« Reply #327 on: 05-09-2006 03:33 »

A: they did except yancy stole them

Q: How does Yancy die
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #328 on: 05-09-2006 05:43 »

A: A heart disease from eating too much boloni

Q: How did Ms Pacman cope with the departure of her husband?
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #329 on: 05-10-2006 02:41 »

A: Eating the ghosts things.

Q: How was General Pacman buried?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #330 on: 05-10-2006 05:55 »
« Last Edit on: 05-10-2006 05:55 »

A: He wasn't he imploded by inverting in on himself

Q: Were the pills ever delivered to there destination from Kif gets Knocked up a Notch and if not what did the customers do?
BenderfanBrian

Crustacean
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« Reply #331 on: 05-10-2006 16:22 »

A:the pill never got there. Bender droped beer they drank it and got better.


Q: What if Bender got the goldfinish. How different would he act?

Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #332 on: 05-11-2006 02:31 »

A: He wouldn't act different at all, except he'd blend in with any gold object he was trying to steal, which would be an advantage.

Q: What advantages does 'foghat grey' Bender have?
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #333 on: 05-11-2006 03:20 »

A. Doesn't show scuffs and scratches as easy as gold...

Q. What is Fry's favorite Star Wars movie?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #334 on: 05-11-2006 11:49 »

A: he doesn't like star wars, he likes star trek

Q: what made him a fan of star trek
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #335 on: 05-11-2006 13:28 »

A: The comical ears

Q: Why is bender's last name 'RODRIGEZ'
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #336 on: 05-11-2006 15:47 »

Answer (as spoken by Amy): "Spla! Because he's made in Mexico!" 

The real reason is that Rodrigez was the name of the robot that built the robot that built Bender (i.e. Bender's mother).

Q: Obviously Fry likes the bands Rush ("all-Rush mix tape from Space Pilot 3000), Katrina and Waves ("Walking on Sunshine" from Jurassic Bark), and "Do the Hustle" (from Luck of the Fryish).  What other 19th century music does Fry love?
BenderfanBrian

Crustacean
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« Reply #337 on: 05-11-2006 16:07 »

A: He would like clasics like maybe surfin usa or something along those lines.

Q What would happen if the professer invented a fossilization machine and turned Fry into a robot?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #338 on: 05-11-2006 16:48 »
« Last Edit on: 05-11-2006 16:48 »

A:  Fry would go out looking for his final pay check

Q: How much would it be?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #339 on: 05-11-2006 17:02 »

A: Two dollars.

Q: What if the crew from Universe 1 returned to Universe A?

Signed, Intendant Commander Xanfor

BenderfanBrian

Crustacean
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« Reply #340 on: 05-11-2006 18:18 »

A: both Benders would drink the earth dry and steal everything in sight. Fry would kill his universe A self and pretend to be him. the porfesors will rule the world with pointless machines. The Zobergs will eat all the garbage ( but the isn't garbage in the year 3000) The Amys will buy verything in sight. The univers 1 Lela will find reverge on her universe A self and brake up the Fry.


Q: What would happen if the planet express crew got trapped at Rolswell?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #341 on: 05-12-2006 13:05 »
« Last Edit on: 05-12-2006 13:05 »

Good question!

Smart-Ass Answer: If they got trapped as "Rolswell", they would be trapped in a parallel universe where 'L's were often inserted in inappropriate places.  Most likely,it would be a universe visited by the crew by entering one of the Professor's paraboxes.  In that universe, the crew would be:  Fryl, Blender, Lleela, Zloidberg, Hermels, Lamy, Proflessor Hublert Flarnsworth, etc.  In this horrible universe, everyone's tongue is permanently twisted, in an attempt to pronounce all those extra 'L's.

Q: What would happen if the Planet Express crew got trapped at Roswell, in 1947?
jug

Bending Unit
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« Reply #342 on: 05-12-2006 14:06 »

A: Fry would not be able to stop the brains from destroying the universe - actually the universe would be destroyed the very instant they fail to go back before the space-time eversion closes - it's causality of the series that cannot be violated and is explained in several episodes (1ACV01, 2ACV16, 3ACV07, 3ACV19, 4ACV10)
[Those what-if questions are IMO just plain boring because they are not part of the futurama-universe.]

Q: In Mars University we see two discs in Wong Library labeled fiction and non-fiction - what is their capacity?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #343 on: 05-12-2006 14:41 »
« Last Edit on: 05-12-2006 14:41 »

A: Two times ten to the power of infinity minus one omegabytes.

Q: When was New Jersey terraformed?

Signed, Intendant Commander Xanfor

Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #344 on: 05-12-2006 14:47 »
« Last Edit on: 05-12-2006 14:47 »

(This is an accidental double post I am for some reason unable to delete)
BenderfanBrian

Crustacean
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« Reply #345 on: 05-13-2006 07:03 »

A: Im not too sure but in the mid 2300s or something.

Q: What do Lenard Nemoy and the other star trek heads do for fun?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #346 on: 05-13-2006 07:12 »
« Last Edit on: 05-13-2006 07:12 »

A: Share their wisdom of pop-tarts and canned mushrooms.

Q: Is the scary door a major TV series or a minor TV series, broadcast on a channel people think are uncool?

EDIT: sorry about the crap question
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #347 on: 05-13-2006 07:55 »

A: What?

Q: Is The Scary Door a minor TV series of a major TV series broadcast on channels people think are cool?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #348 on: 05-14-2006 09:22 »

A: what? The? Hell? Just a minor.

Q: Would robot 1X (correct me if wrong) be helpful around the Mobey Dick oil company?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #349 on: 05-15-2006 12:14 »

A: You would think so, but because of all of the jealously on the part of other robots, all 1-X robots are either sabotaged or tricked into destroying themselves. How useful is that?!

Q: What's it like being digested by H.G. Blob, and how (and where) are you defecated out?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #350 on: 05-15-2006 14:33 »
« Last Edit on: 05-15-2006 14:33 »

A: The expirence (We ain't talking about our H.G Blob, right?) would be truely devestating. You'll end up spending the rest your life in him.

Q: Why would leela get as pet licence for Nibbler?
BenderfanBrian

Crustacean
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« Reply #351 on: 05-15-2006 15:57 »

A: So he won't be taken away.


Q: What was the happiest day of frys life in the year 2000?
jug

Bending Unit
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« Reply #352 on: 05-15-2006 15:59 »

A: To keep Hermes from requisition a licence to put Nibbler in a sack, toss him in a river and hurl the river into space. She made Hermes requisition the licence for her  smile

Q: What became of the basketballteam of mutant atomic supermen?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #353 on: 05-15-2006 16:21 »

A: They moved onto living in the sewers with their fellow mutants

Q: Where did Bender learn to play his Banjo?
Soader

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #354 on: 05-15-2006 16:38 »
« Last Edit on: 05-15-2006 16:38 »

A: In the factory where he was made in Mexico.

Q: Why does Dwight have dreadlocks (a chilled kind of thing) when he is an uptight ambitious accountant-to-be?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #355 on: 05-15-2006 18:09 »
« Last Edit on: 05-15-2006 18:09 »

A: Jamican traditions can not be substituted for his career choice

Q: How did Zap beat the retirees of the Retirement Nebula (or something like that)?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #356 on: 05-16-2006 12:07 »
« Last Edit on: 05-16-2006 12:07 »

(From AFTR: Poopenmeyer: "As Mayor of New New York, it's my pleasure to introduce the honorary captain for the Titanic's maiden voyage. A man who single-handedly defeated the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula: Zapp Brannigan!" )

A: In typical Brannigan fashion, his victory was more of an accident than anything else. He accidentally came across the Assisted Living Nebula while chasing some Doop diplomats across the galaxy. He mistook the Nebula for where the Dooplets were hiding, and he promptly jammed all communications in or out of the Nebula.  The Retiree People of the nebula soon started to complain about their childen never calling them anymore and then all died of depression.

Q: Why was Zapp waging war against Eden 7, and why was he carpet bombing them?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #357 on: 05-16-2006 12:23 »

A: Because they said he looked like a dork.

Q: Wotever happened to the love affair between bender and lucy-lu?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #358 on: 05-16-2006 13:47 »

A:They secretly got married

Q:Why did they keep thier marrige a secret?
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #359 on: 05-16-2006 13:56 »

A: Because no-one wanted to know a human head and a robot were dating.

Q: What ever happened to the crews costumes in Bendin' In The Wind?
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