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BarbadosSlim

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« Reply #280 on: 04-27-2006 13:57 »

a: since president nixons head glass jar got cracked by some wild dancing kids wearing raving rectangles.

q: what other events does barbados slim have gold medlas in?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #281 on: 04-27-2006 14:21 »

A: ceptathlon and some ancient sport called long jump or somethin'

Q: does kif get paid?

YOU ARE FORGIVEN JUG
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #282 on: 04-27-2006 14:27 »

A: Yes, but after Zap takes a giant cut from it

Q: What ever happened to Betsy, was she ever eaten?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #283 on: 04-27-2006 14:32 »

A: she was half eaten and then grinded down to put into human rinds - a buncha cruncha human!

Q: Is ziodbergs race multi-cultural?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #284 on: 04-28-2006 00:22 »

A: No just the one

Q: What if Bender were rich?
kababmaker

Poppler
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« Reply #285 on: 04-28-2006 13:25 »

A: 98 and he was done for fraud in the year 2784 he sold a hover police car out of a buss station and said he had a licence.

Q:how come they say axe instead of ask in the future?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #286 on: 04-28-2006 14:04 »

A: They don't speak at all it's all an illusion.

Q: What are mom's three sons called?
jug

Bending Unit
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« Reply #287 on: 04-28-2006 14:24 »

A: that's trivia. Walt, Larry and Ignar

Q: How long was Flexo in rehab?
Kagome

Bending Unit
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« Reply #288 on: 04-28-2006 16:50 »

Fry is best at Blearnsball postion shortstop or outfielder.
Bender is the backcatcher and Amy plays 1st base.
Farnsworthy

Crustacean
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« Reply #289 on: 04-28-2006 18:40 »

A: Way to damn long. Should have come back earlier.

Q: Why does mom curse so much.
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #290 on: 04-29-2006 06:37 »

A: Aliens, damn aliens!

Q: (sorry about the triva I dint know mom's sons names were mentioned). Will zoidberg ever find love?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #291 on: 04-29-2006 10:49 »

A: No. his stink glands isn't powerful enough

Q: Why isn't it?
TheFryMan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #292 on: 04-29-2006 11:04 »

A: The '93 freak trashcan accident

Q: What has LRRR been up to in the past few years?
Farnsworthy

Crustacean
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« Reply #293 on: 04-29-2006 15:24 »

A: Raising planets temperatures by 1 million degrees a day for five days.

Q: Is Zoidberg dumb?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #294 on: 04-29-2006 15:34 »

A: No, but he is innocent

Q: What part of Bender's Brain was eaten by Eanus
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #295 on: 04-29-2006 15:52 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2006 15:52 »

A: The chips, insidently (this is best placed in the goof thread) in 'how hermes reqostioned his groove back' benders brain is represented by a floppy disk.

Q: Is the aqusing (can't spell - finger pointing, ,lets say) parlour ever used 4 anything else?
ecks

Bending Unit
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« Reply #296 on: 04-30-2006 01:09 »

SAA: nope!

DAQ: Just like "broken mp3" replaces "broken record" in the future, what other phrases will be updated for the year 3000?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #297 on: 05-01-2006 11:50 »

A: Here are a few of the more famous proverb updates...
1. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" -> "A bird in cyberspace is worth two credits"
2. "Look before you leap" -> "Do a spectral analysis before you engage your jetpack"
3. "Love is blind" -> "Love needs cybernetic eye implant replacements"
4. "A stitch in time saves nine" -> "A slip in time saves chronitons"
(Great question, as always, ecks.  Bravo!)

Q: Besides the "people" flavor, what else does Soylent Green taste like?  How about Soylent Orange?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #298 on: 05-01-2006 13:24 »

Soylent Green comes in five flavors... People, Diet People, Chimp, Chimp Lite, and Kiwi. Not the fruit, the New Zealander.

Soylent Orange is made exclusively from Syracuse University grad students.
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #299 on: 05-02-2006 11:59 »

Kryten- Nice answer, but you missed half of the point of the thread.  You're supposed to ask a question after you've answered a question.  So, let me take the opportunity to ask on your behalf...

Q: What strange new mental disorder, present only in the 31st centuries, would make Kryten forget to axe a question?
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #300 on: 05-02-2006 12:45 »

A: Slurmasitus

Q:What happened to Fry's Volkswagen?
jug

Bending Unit
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« Reply #301 on: 05-02-2006 14:26 »
« Last Edit on: 05-02-2006 14:26 »

A: After the Holland Tunnel was unusable for two weeks, due to the exaust, investigation started. Fry got caught and his volkswagen seized. It was finally bought by the HOO&BS (House of Old & Boring Stuff) where it is now on display.

Q: What happened to Benders effort of being a magician?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #302 on: 05-02-2006 14:48 »

A: It was downloaded and recently bought on ebay by an unnamed masked man *shifts eyes*

Q: Wot TV broadcast has replaced sky in the future.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #303 on: 05-02-2006 18:08 »

A:  Good Morning Earth, I guess.

Q:  Who would win in a spaceship race?  Fry or Bender? 
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #304 on: 05-03-2006 00:11 »

A: Bender

Q: If Fry had a billion dollars could he buy the Martian's bead diamond?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #305 on: 05-03-2006 12:11 »

A: No, simply because if he tried to enter negotiations for the purcahse, he could screw it up and end up buying their toxic waste instead.

Q: What ever happened to Pazuzu, the professor's gargoyle?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #306 on: 05-03-2006 16:15 »

A:  He ran away to France.  He's now married and has a kid. 

Q:  Was there really a fruit salad tree episode planned, or was that just a joke? 
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #307 on: 05-04-2006 11:00 »

A: I would of thought the fruit salad tree was a joke. Burn!

Q: If Bender drank until he re-booted, what would his personality be like?
jug

Bending Unit
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« Reply #308 on: 05-05-2006 07:04 »

A: Depends on what lifeform he first sees. So it's most likely: owl.

Q: Since the devil tricked Fry to give the hands back, the contract was never fully executed. What was the catch in Fry's contract with the robot devil?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #309 on: 05-05-2006 12:12 »

A: The catch is that the contract never had anything to do with the hands, after all.  In the fine print, it specified that he and Leela would need to get married and father a child, then give that child massive cybernetic enhancements to look like the Robot Devil, and finally, to hand over Robot Devil Jr. to the Robot Devil.  So, sad...

Q: What's the Planet Express stock worth now, and who owns the majority share?
jug

Bending Unit
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« Reply #310 on: 05-05-2006 13:56 »

A: Ok, I have done some calculations...
Everybody had 10000 shares, Hattie had 1 and Scruffy had 40000. That sums up to 100001 shares and represents 49%. Zoidberg owned 51% that's another 104083 shares (approx). They were bought by Steve Castle and finally inherited by Fry - so at the end of Futurestock Fry has 114083 and thus the majority of shares. Nobody cares though, because he is too stupid to know how to use his power.
The professor is the CEO of PE again.
So now to the question what they are worth: At the end of Futurestock it's 0.03. They have slightly increased in value since PE is working reliable again, the current price is stable at ~0.5.

Q: What became of the society of Chapek 9, now that the politics can't use humans as distraction of their "real problems"?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #311 on: 05-06-2006 15:51 »

A: Lug nuts are rationed to 3 units per family

Q: Has Kif ever had previous experience with a poisonous Froad and if so what happened?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #312 on: 05-07-2006 08:22 »

A: yes, zapp ordered him to kill it but turned out to be zapp's mum - oooooooooohhhhhh (in exagerated voice).

Q: WHY was DOOP formed?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #313 on: 05-07-2006 13:02 »

A: The UN was out of date

Q: Who formed the DOOP?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #314 on: 05-07-2006 15:17 »

A: A Man with no name. Zapp Branigan.

Q: What's with the eye?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #315 on: 05-07-2006 16:29 »

A: She's a mutant alright, lets drop the subject

Q: What activities take place in the Head Museum for a way to keep the Heads active
jug

Bending Unit
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« Reply #316 on: 05-07-2006 16:41 »

A: They play going to jerusalem.

Q: What other stupid things did the PE crew do when Fry and Leela were fighting the big brain?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #317 on: 05-08-2006 03:52 »

A: Drinking contest with the autopilot

Q: What does Mayor Poopenmeyer do in his spare time?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #318 on: 05-08-2006 10:43 »
« Last Edit on: 05-08-2006 10:43 »

A: signing one day surface passes

Q: why does he do it?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #319 on: 05-08-2006 10:55 »

A: To encourage mutant acceptability in the city of NNY

Q: Will the fortune teller Robot ever be realised as a great advice booth (hence Godfellas) and be upgraded?
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