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Dave B

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« Reply #240 on: 04-22-2006 14:18 »
« Last Edit on: 04-22-2006 14:18 »

A: He wouldn't be as he legally owns P.E. so he would be hired instantly again

Q: Does Leela still by Big Bulk Underwear? If she does, how many pairs a month does she buy?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #241 on: 04-22-2006 15:19 »

A: No, she would be pulled towards another method of buying underwear in her dreams. If wish to do so you may speculate

Q: Wot does the 'being of unconcievable horror' plan to do with the miniture milway he bought on ebay?
Jonocheese

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« Reply #242 on: 04-22-2006 15:21 »
« Last Edit on: 04-22-2006 15:21 »

A: Store evil weapons there.

Q: Will Hermes ever Limbo in a major competition again?
Dave B

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« Reply #243 on: 04-22-2006 15:24 »

(Good question lol)

A: Create a black hole within the centre to trap and kill passing space ships....

Q: Other then squids what do Zoidberg's species normally eat on their home plant
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #244 on: 04-22-2006 15:25 »

A: He's a beurocrat and now finds limboing 'ruthlessly inefficent' he only limbos in matters of life or death.

Q: In what year did the iinternet become virtual? why?
jug

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« Reply #245 on: 04-22-2006 16:11 »

A: They always wanted a virtual internet.
In 2208 scientists increased the speed of light. With the resulting increased bandwith it was finally possible to realize. But Momcorp (they took over microsoft  wink) missed the trend and it took another 30 years before it was widely available.
Why? of course: "the internet is for porn" and the nerds wanted better...

Q: Did Zoidberg actually taste the Shroud of Turin?
Jonocheese

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« Reply #246 on: 04-23-2006 08:34 »

A: Yes. He will taste anything!

Q: Will the P.E. Crew ever return to Osiris 4?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #247 on: 04-23-2006 09:07 »

A: If they want to.

Q: Who will win the next earth election after nixon? (looking 4 some originality)
Jonocheese

Bending Unit
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« Reply #248 on: 04-23-2006 11:56 »

A: Nixon will because he will rig it so he wins.

Q: Does anyone a P.E. get paid?
CrapBag

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« Reply #249 on: 04-23-2006 13:18 »

A) yes, actually many times a week, with the professor being so senial

Q) whats the main ingrediant in Bender Waffels?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #250 on: 04-23-2006 14:44 »

A: Air or maybe some sort of air substitute.

Q: Will zoidberg ever become a stand up comedian.
Dave B

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« Reply #251 on: 04-23-2006 15:32 »

A: Yes, he will be laughed at for his inability to come up with good jokes

Q: What current item did Bender contain in his chest at the end of The Devils Hand are Idle Playthings (The end of Futurama)
BenderNeedBooze

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« Reply #252 on: 04-24-2006 09:20 »

A: An old women's purse

Q: Will bender ever get arrested for stealing
Dave B

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« Reply #253 on: 04-24-2006 09:23 »

A: He already did when he stole le grande ciggarre

Q: Name some other ways Leela's parents helped her while she was growning up other then shown on Leela's Homeworld
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #254 on: 04-24-2006 09:29 »

A: Giving her a Toyota brand car

Q: What if Bender actualy went to another suicide booth
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #255 on: 04-24-2006 10:42 »
« Last Edit on: 04-24-2006 10:42 »

A: Die thoughtlessly

Q: If Hermies wasn't a burocrat, what would he be?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #256 on: 04-24-2006 11:32 »

A: the inventor of some sort of sorting device - or a limbo stick.

Q: What if fry wasn't his on grandfather?
jug

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« Reply #257 on: 04-24-2006 13:14 »

A: The Universe would collapse, as seen in 2ACV16 - his fate is sealed: Get frozen, become his own grandfather, be immune to the brainspawn.
Also: this type of question doesn't really fit the topic of this thread. It seems more fitting for Your Anthology of Interest

Q: What use does the professor have for his glow in the dark noses?

PS: did i mention that it's harder to come up with stupid questions than dumbass answers?  smile
Jonocheese

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« Reply #258 on: 04-24-2006 13:33 »

Q: It's useful for conducting dangerous experiments in the middle of the night.

A: Could Leela make money from selling excreted dark matter from nibbler?
6h minutes?

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« Reply #259 on: 04-24-2006 14:42 »

A: No, because the cost of the tools to lessen the smell is more than she would make from selling the actual dark matter.

Q: How exactly does Kiff's system of fluid filled bladders work?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #260 on: 04-24-2006 14:48 »

A: ask him!

Q: Where can we find dark energy in futurama?
jug

Bending Unit
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« Reply #261 on: 04-24-2006 15:09 »

A: Nowhere. During the second coming of Jesus he userd all the dark energy to erase videotapes.

Q: Did professor Freaksworth follow the advice of farnsworth to get a job?
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #262 on: 04-24-2006 15:53 »

A: Yep , he now works at Malfuntioning Eddies. Although on the interview , Eddie got excited at the thought of a new employee and exploded.

Q: What became of Roberto?
Dave B

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« Reply #263 on: 04-24-2006 15:58 »

A: No he sat back down smoked some more drugs and copied this procedure the rest of his life...

Q: Is Beagle the human pet loathed by the other animal pets on his street?
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #264 on: 04-25-2006 12:47 »

A: Unanswerable

Q: Why would bender need to have sex?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #265 on: 04-25-2006 12:59 »

A: He doesn't

Q: Does Bender cigars reaaalllly make him look cool?
dawoodz
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« Reply #266 on: 04-25-2006 13:28 »

A: according to the 'who's cool meter' invented by the proffesor he's got a pH or 9 which is very cool.

Q: Wot ever happened to the hypmotoad's TV series???
jug

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« Reply #267 on: 04-25-2006 13:32 »

A: Yes. For more information visit you local library and request "the rules of cool" by Cliff Johnson. It's THE reference for the definition of cool...

Q: What was the purpose of the NNy Hole Project (where Fry got the VW)?
Dave B

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« Reply #268 on: 04-25-2006 13:33 »

A: Its still on now its up to the 13th season

Q: Did the P.E. crew ever use the clocks they pickjed up
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #269 on: 04-25-2006 13:48 »

A: possibly but you forget time no longer exsists in the future...Jesus stole it.

Q: How did the mutants evolve?
TomAllen

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« Reply #270 on: 04-25-2006 15:11 »

A:  You should know the answer, dawoodz!  It's in "I Second that Emotion."  The Professor explains that "Many scientists believe humans really could mutate down there. Uh, due to exposure to toxic waste and radioactive run-off and good old American feces!" (Again I rip off quotes from the Neutral Planet site.)

Q:  I think the more interesting question is, from whom did the sewer mutants evolve?  Especially you, Leg Mutant.  (Ouch! $%#@!)
jug

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« Reply #271 on: 04-25-2006 15:52 »

A: Buyers of the book "Let's go sewers" they got lost not finding an exit and well... you know the rest.

Q: What was the purpose of the NNY Hole Project (where Fry got the VW)? [yes, it's a cheap rehash, can't think of anything else right now  wink]
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #272 on: 04-27-2006 02:17 »

A: They were excavating ancient human hell, which was evacuated when it was flooded

Q: What happened to Past-O-Rama
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #273 on: 04-27-2006 04:06 »

A: It got out dated.

Q: Will there be a Future-rama for NNY?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #274 on: 04-27-2006 11:05 »

A: No as how can they accurately predict what will happen in the future

Q: What would be the result of the mission in Where the Buggalo Roam to retrieve the lost Buggalo if Hermes would have taken the role to retriebve them, as he initally was going to do before Kif interrupted him?
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #275 on: 04-27-2006 12:03 »

A: maybe they all would have stayed at home with a glass of warm milk and I good nights sleep.

Q: Wot will happen to the PE crew when the proffesor AND Cubert die in a freak dog mauling accident
jug

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« Reply #276 on: 04-27-2006 12:21 »

A: Not much, with fry being the CEO and hermes as acting bureaucrat the business would continue. Of course there would be a short period of grief, but they'll get over it.
[And please don't ask "what if"-questions, they are lame and if you write an answer use your wit and pretend your answer is really what happened rather than "maybe ..."]

Q: Why did Kif take a seminar in ejecting chickens from a sand dune?
Kagome

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« Reply #277 on: 04-27-2006 13:00 »

i know you're stupid but what am i
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #278 on: 04-27-2006 13:03 »

A: since wen did u tel me wot to do, I thought you were a good guy jug - you used to be cool. In answer to your question because he got kicks from it.

Q: How much does each pe member get paid? 
jug

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« Reply #279 on: 04-27-2006 13:47 »

A: 2.6% of the monthly profit. The rest of the money is spent for insurances... and for investments in things hermes has to flush.

Q: Since when and why are rings considered uncool?


 
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I thought you were a good guy jug - you used to be cool
WHAT?!? Who gave you that idea?
No, seriously, I didn't mean to piss you off, it's just my interpretation of this thread... sorry  roll eyes
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