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agent69

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« Reply #200 on: 04-17-2006 03:29 »

A: crushed pevils.

Q: What is fry's fav food?
H. G. Blob

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« Reply #201 on: 04-17-2006 03:30 »

A: Pizza with nachos...and plenty of 'confidence'.

Q: What is Frys least favourite food?
agent69

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« Reply #202 on: 04-17-2006 03:32 »

A: Yo mamma

Q: who is going to live the longest apart from bender?
H. G. Blob

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« Reply #203 on: 04-17-2006 03:35 »

A: Hermes. Jamaicans can't die. Especially when they look like an outer space potatoe man.

Q: Who will die the youngest?
agent69

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« Reply #204 on: 04-17-2006 03:37 »

A: Fry.

Q: Who will live longer Amy or leela?
H. G. Blob

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« Reply #205 on: 04-17-2006 03:44 »

A: Neither

Q: Why doesn't the Prof just fire everyone if they keep asking for money which he doesn't have?
agent69

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« Reply #206 on: 04-17-2006 05:31 »
« Last Edit on: 04-17-2006 05:31 »

A: Because he needs a cheap crew.

Q: How will leela die?
zoiby

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« Reply #207 on: 04-17-2006 06:23 »

A: Suicide

Q: Why will she comit suicide
shinyass

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« Reply #208 on: 04-17-2006 07:22 »

A: To get away from fry

Q: why would she get away from fry?
agent69

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« Reply #209 on: 04-17-2006 18:22 »

A: because he got a girl friemd apart from her.

Q: How would she get away from fry?
jug

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« Reply #210 on: 04-17-2006 19:00 »

A: suicide ... we have a conundrum!

Q: Will the Monks of the Shubah ever find god?
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #211 on: 04-18-2006 03:59 »

A: Yes, in another 10,000 years they will discover the sun, and automatically suspect it is God.

Q: What is Bender's fathers function?
shinyass

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« Reply #212 on: 04-18-2006 09:10 »

A: A robotic hand

Q: What is his name?
Dave B

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« Reply #213 on: 04-18-2006 09:36 »

A: Bender senier

Q: What computer probe collided with god?
jug

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« Reply #214 on: 04-18-2006 10:37 »

A: Beagle 2 - after the native martians discovered it and fired it into space using a huge catapult.

Q: Why didn't Bender keep his wings (Hell is other robots)
TomAllen

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« Reply #215 on: 04-18-2006 12:37 »

A:  The Robot Devil demanded Bender give the wings back.  And unlike Fry, Bender didn't have a "deal with the Devil" contract to rely on.

Q:  Who created the Robot Devil, and why?
BenderNeedBooze

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« Reply #216 on: 04-19-2006 00:57 »

A: God, because he wanted a friend.

Q: Is there a robot heaven?
jug

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« Reply #217 on: 04-19-2006 07:58 »

A: The short answer is no.
There was one, but robot-god had the same programming error as robot-santa, so no robot was deemed good enough. They closed the uninhabited robot heaven in 2794...

Q: Where do the original martians live now?
morbo_it

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« Reply #218 on: 04-19-2006 16:45 »

A) on Mars II. Sponsired by Mars Bars.
Q) where is exactly Mars II?
H. G. Blob

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« Reply #219 on: 04-19-2006 22:33 »

A: Directly up from Olympus Muns. "Where?"

Q: If Mars Bars stops sponsering Mars II, then who will the next Mars II sponser be?
Zogonif

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« Reply #220 on: 04-20-2006 02:44 »

A: Omicronian Mars guns

Q: Does anyone else live on mars apart from the humans since now the original martians left ??
BenderNeedBooze

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« Reply #221 on: 04-20-2006 03:05 »
« Last Edit on: 04-20-2006 03:05 »

A: No, except for the workers who make mars bars.

Q: What if fry exploded uranus?
zoiby

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« Reply #222 on: 04-20-2006 06:36 »

A: every one would die

Q: what would fry do if he were the last guy alive
Dave B

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« Reply #223 on: 04-20-2006 06:37 »

A: There is no such planet, it was renamed urectum remember lol  big grin

Q: Which larva state of Zoidberg does he reach sexual maturity  smile
H. G. Blob

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« Reply #224 on: 04-20-2006 06:38 »

A: Try to find a radiator to make out with

Q: And if there were no radiators?
Dave B

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« Reply #225 on: 04-20-2006 06:39 »

Hey you missed my quesrtion..... lol
TomAllen

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« Reply #226 on: 04-20-2006 15:04 »

I'm sorry, but the words "Zoidberg" and "sexual maturity" never ever belong in the same sentence.  Are you familiar with the robot saying "Does not compute"?

A:  I don't even want to speculate about Zoidberg reaching sexual maturity at the same time Fry is the last human alive.  *Shudders*  (Looks for nearest suicide booth.)

Q:  Why would anyone pick "Slow and horrible" over "Quick and painless" anyway?  Extra credit if you can explain to me why suicide booths exist in 2008.  (I'll refrain from getting too political.)
H. G. Blob

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« Reply #227 on: 04-21-2006 00:58 »

 
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Originally posted by Dave B:
A: There is no such planet, it was renamed urectum remember lol   big grin

Q: Which larva state of Zoidberg does he reach sexual maturity   smile

No I didn't. You answered the question that zoiby beat you to. So I answered zoiby's question since he beat you to it.


I'll tell you what. I'll accept their apoligy when they kiss my ass, which I don't have.
H. G. Blob

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« Reply #228 on: 04-21-2006 01:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Dave B:
Hey you missed my quesrtion..... lol

This is the phrase I was meant to quote. But still read the above post to get whats what.

zoiby

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« Reply #229 on: 04-21-2006 08:18 »

 
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Originally posted by TomAllen:
Q:  Why would anyone pick "Slow and horrible" over "Quick and painless" anyway?  Extra credit if you can explain to me why suicide booths exist in 2008.  (I'll refrain from getting too political.)

A: They like to try new things     confused

Q: who invented suicide booths
Quimbly

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« Reply #230 on: 04-21-2006 12:40 »

A: His name was Clyde "Suicide Clyde" Bulkwark.  He was a manic depressive who had attempted to commit suicide too many times to count.  He invented the booth so that people could get the job done right, on the first try, and with options!  Sadly, the first prototype that Bulwark used failed to work, and he soon died of heartbreak.

Q: What happens to the bodies of successfully killed suicide booth victims when they actually die?

Dave B

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« Reply #231 on: 04-21-2006 14:06 »

A: They are vaporised....! Enough said.

Q: Did Leela ever get charged for fouling the phone booth historical feature within Pastorama?
dawoodz
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« Reply #232 on: 04-21-2006 14:23 »

A: no/yes

Q: in 'I ROOMMATE' how big is benders apartment (in cubic metres)
Dave B

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« Reply #233 on: 04-21-2006 14:29 »
« Last Edit on: 04-21-2006 14:29 »

A: 2.0 cubic metres (This isn't a trivia topic its a topic to ask questions know one knows the 100% real answer too, also what kind of answer was that!?)

Q Who from Futurama has joined the Green political party?
dawoodz
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« Reply #234 on: 04-21-2006 14:55 »

sorry..

A: Leela cos she stood up 4 the penguins in birdbot of cataraz and she's pretty borin'.

Q: If fry liked football (or soccer as the americans call it) which english team would he support? (maily directed at Dave.B. who is English)   
jug

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« Reply #235 on: 04-21-2006 15:16 »
« Last Edit on: 04-21-2006 15:16 »

Damn you are too quick, there's no point letting my answer go to waste   wink

"Since being green is a major criteria only Kif and Morbo would qualify. Kif did join, but was eventually thrown out after Amy ruined his camouflage reflex."


A: Liverpool - with his extremely limited geographical knowledge he found the combination of liver and pool really funny and thus got hooked on the sport. Unfortunately there is no more soccer since 2387. Liverpool plays blernsball now...

Q: 'Coilette - A Calculon Story'. Top or flop?
dawoodz
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« Reply #236 on: 04-21-2006 16:17 »

good answer. I thought Dave B meant green as in like trees and stuff but clearly I was shamefully wrong.

A: I think it would have been a top or will be looked back on as a top becasue I would assume tht calculon will not be able to extend his career as he now has no ears (the devils hands are idle playthings) speaking of which

Q: will leela always have calculons ears and always be deaf with her human ears?
jug

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« Reply #237 on: 04-21-2006 17:15 »

A: No. The robotic ears were too garish and also she couldn't sleep on her side with these spiky things. After two sleepless weeks she got almost insane and finally went to meet Adaley who gave her an operation.

Q: What happened to El Chupakneebray (sp?) ?
dawoodz
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« Reply #238 on: 04-21-2006 17:25 »
« Last Edit on: 04-21-2006 17:25 »

A: he got beat up by bender and flushed down the sub-sewer. I tried to start a thread of wot wud be down there but to no avail. Only 7 responses. Please add.

Q: wots the answer to the latest question on the where are we now ? thread  (set by jug)?   roll eyes
BenderNeedBooze

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« Reply #239 on: 04-21-2006 21:27 »

A: I dunno and I don't wanna know

Q: What if Fry got fired?
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