Stupid Questions Get Dumbass Answers

[Reply #200 on:]

A: crushed pevils.

Q: What is fry's fav food?

[Reply #201 on:]

A: Pizza with nachos...and plenty of 'confidence'.

Q: What is Frys least favourite food?

[Reply #202 on:]

A: Yo mamma

Q: who is going to live the longest apart from bender?

[Reply #203 on:]

A: Hermes. Jamaicans can't die. Especially when they look like an outer space potatoe man.

Q: Who will die the youngest?

[Reply #204 on:]

A: Fry.

Q: Who will live longer Amy or leela?

[Reply #205 on:]

A: Neither

Q: Why doesn't the Prof just fire everyone if they keep asking for money which he doesn't have?

[Reply #206 on:]

A: Because he needs a cheap crew.

Q: How will leela die?

[Reply #207 on:]

A: Suicide

Q: Why will she comit suicide

[Reply #208 on:]

A: To get away from fry

Q: why would she get away from fry?

[Reply #209 on:]

A: because he got a girl friemd apart from her.

Q: How would she get away from fry?

[Reply #210 on:]

A: suicide ... we have a conundrum!

Q: Will the Monks of the Shubah ever find god?

[Reply #211 on:]

A: Yes, in another 10,000 years they will discover the sun, and automatically suspect it is God.

Q: What is Bender's fathers function?

[Reply #212 on:]

A: A robotic hand

Q: What is his name?

[Reply #213 on:]

A: Bender senier

Q: What computer probe collided with god?

[Reply #214 on:]

A: Beagle 2 - after the native martians discovered it and fired it into space using a huge catapult.

Q: Why didn't Bender keep his wings (Hell is other robots)

[Reply #215 on:]

A:  The Robot Devil demanded Bender give the wings back.  And unlike Fry, Bender didn't have a "deal with the Devil" contract to rely on.

Q:  Who created the Robot Devil, and why?

[Reply #216 on:]

A: God, because he wanted a friend.

Q: Is there a robot heaven?

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A: The short answer is no.
There was one, but robot-god had the same programming error as robot-santa, so no robot was deemed good enough. They closed the uninhabited robot heaven in 2794...

Q: Where do the original martians live now?

[Reply #218 on:]

A) on Mars II. Sponsired by Mars Bars.
Q) where is exactly Mars II?

[Reply #219 on:]

A: Directly up from Olympus Muns. "Where?"

Q: If Mars Bars stops sponsering Mars II, then who will the next Mars II sponser be?

[Reply #220 on:]

A: Omicronian Mars guns

Q: Does anyone else live on mars apart from the humans since now the original martians left ??

[Reply #221 on:]

A: No, except for the workers who make mars bars.

Q: What if fry exploded uranus?

[Reply #222 on:]

A: every one would die

Q: what would fry do if he were the last guy alive

[Reply #223 on:]

A: There is no such planet, it was renamed urectum remember lol 

Q: Which larva state of Zoidberg does he reach sexual maturity 

[Reply #224 on:]

A: Try to find a radiator to make out with

Q: And if there were no radiators?

[Reply #225 on:]

Hey you missed my quesrtion..... lol

[Reply #226 on:]

I'm sorry, but the words "Zoidberg" and "sexual maturity" never ever belong in the same sentence.  Are you familiar with the robot saying "Does not compute"?

A:  I don't even want to speculate about Zoidberg reaching sexual maturity at the same time Fry is the last human alive.  *Shudders*  (Looks for nearest suicide booth.)

Q:  Why would anyone pick "Slow and horrible" over "Quick and painless" anyway?  Extra credit if you can explain to me why suicide booths exist in 2008.  (I'll refrain from getting too political.)

[Reply #227 on:]

 

Originally posted by Dave B:
A: There is no such planet, it was renamed urectum remember lol   

Q: Which larva state of Zoidberg does he reach sexual maturity   

No I didn't. You answered the question that zoiby beat you to. So I answered zoiby's question since he beat you to it.

[Reply #228 on:]

 

Originally posted by Dave B:
Hey you missed my quesrtion..... lol

This is the phrase I was meant to quote. But still read the above post to get whats what.

[Reply #229 on:]

 

Originally posted by TomAllen:
Q:  Why would anyone pick "Slow and horrible" over "Quick and painless" anyway?  Extra credit if you can explain to me why suicide booths exist in 2008.  (I'll refrain from getting too political.)

A: They like to try new things     

Q: who invented suicide booths

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A: His name was Clyde "Suicide Clyde" Bulkwark.  He was a manic depressive who had attempted to commit suicide too many times to count.  He invented the booth so that people could get the job done right, on the first try, and with options!  Sadly, the first prototype that Bulwark used failed to work, and he soon died of heartbreak.

Q: What happens to the bodies of successfully killed suicide booth victims when they actually die?

[Reply #231 on:]

A: They are vaporised....! Enough said.

Q: Did Leela ever get charged for fouling the phone booth historical feature within Pastorama?

[Reply #232 on:]

A: no/yes

Q: in 'I ROOMMATE' how big is benders apartment (in cubic metres)

[Reply #233 on:]

A: 2.0 cubic metres (This isn't a trivia topic its a topic to ask questions know one knows the 100% real answer too, also what kind of answer was that!?)

Q Who from Futurama has joined the Green political party?

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sorry..

A: Leela cos she stood up 4 the penguins in birdbot of cataraz and she's pretty borin'.

Q: If fry liked football (or soccer as the americans call it) which english team would he support? (maily directed at Dave.B. who is English)   

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Damn you are too quick, there's no point letting my answer go to waste   

"Since being green is a major criteria only Kif and Morbo would qualify. Kif did join, but was eventually thrown out after Amy ruined his camouflage reflex."


A: Liverpool - with his extremely limited geographical knowledge he found the combination of liver and pool really funny and thus got hooked on the sport. Unfortunately there is no more soccer since 2387. Liverpool plays blernsball now...

Q: 'Coilette - A Calculon Story'. Top or flop?

[Reply #236 on:]

good answer. I thought Dave B meant green as in like trees and stuff but clearly I was shamefully wrong.

A: I think it would have been a top or will be looked back on as a top becasue I would assume tht calculon will not be able to extend his career as he now has no ears (the devils hands are idle playthings) speaking of which

Q: will leela always have calculons ears and always be deaf with her human ears?

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A: No. The robotic ears were too garish and also she couldn't sleep on her side with these spiky things. After two sleepless weeks she got almost insane and finally went to meet Adaley who gave her an operation.

Q: What happened to El Chupakneebray (sp?) ?

[Reply #238 on:]

A: he got beat up by bender and flushed down the sub-sewer. I tried to start a thread of wot wud be down there but to no avail. Only 7 responses. Please add.

Q: wots the answer to the latest question on the where are we now ? thread  (set by jug)?   

[Reply #239 on:]

A: I dunno and I don't wanna know

Q: What if Fry got fired?