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Fry1077

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« on: 03-26-2006 21:53 »

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Q: What about Flexo? And Roberto?
A: not flexo but roberto is

Q: Who is the founder of Evil Laughers Anonymous?
audioslave38

Bending Unit
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« Reply #1 on: 03-27-2006 00:55 »

A: Professor Farnsworth and Bender co-founded it.

Q: What Blernsball position is Fry best at?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #2 on: 03-27-2006 01:46 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2006 00:00 »

A: The missionary   tongue

Q: Roughly how many spice-weasels does it take to make an atomic strength spice...influx...or summat?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #3 on: 03-27-2006 05:31 »

A: 2

Q: How is Flexo coping with his new life of being about 3 feet smaller?
TomAllen

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« Reply #4 on: 03-27-2006 16:39 »

A:  He bought a magnetic mustache.  Also, he has the companionship of Anglyne.  To her, size doesn't matter.

Q:  Who makes "Unbendable Girders"?  And if they're unbendable, how come Bender and, more impressively, Olympic bending robots, can bend them?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 03-27-2006 19:12 »

A: Moms Friendly Robot Company make them. If they were really unbendable, where would the profit be? Robots that can bend unbendable girders just cost a whole lot more.

Q: Who was the first robot to compete in the olympic games and/or what was the first robotic event?
Hearty_Femgurl

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« Reply #6 on: 03-27-2006 22:38 »

A: Angelyne, and the "hanger-maker" event. (If it'll ever have it)

Q: What was her prize?
ZoidZoid

Bending Unit
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« Reply #7 on: 03-28-2006 01:38 »

A: a gold medal and a two week holiday to sicily 8 the mob planet

Q: what ever happened to the lion on the PE ship?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #8 on: 03-28-2006 01:49 »

A: It died of boredom when the show was cancelled

Q: How long do you have to be exposed to the F-Ray to get a lethal dossage
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #9 on: 03-28-2006 02:56 »

A: 5 Seconds, Its just that Bender can't die, and Fry is too stupid to recognise mortal woundings.

Q: How much business does the Decontaminator get every day?
ZoidZoid

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« Reply #10 on: 03-29-2006 02:30 »

A:34,692 customers on weekdays and 26 customers on weekends

Q: most heads in jars are famous so they should be rich how come they dont buy their own robot body
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #11 on: 03-29-2006 05:32 »

A: Because before Nixon they didn't think of it

Q: Does the Slurm factory have shirts that aren't so tight aroung the thorax?
Dave B

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« Reply #12 on: 03-29-2006 05:34 »

A: As most of the heads wish not to be effected by the futuristic world and remain as primitave life forms from memories of their own time period.

Q: How did they keep various famous people's heads like George Washington's head alive before they made the technology to keep human heads in jars?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #13 on: 03-29-2006 15:26 »

A: Oooh, lets see, they hooked them all up to this giant supercomputer type thing, which fed their minds with all the neccessary goodness for life after body.....

Q: In 'The Deep South' When the suitcase is delivered to Bender, what were the crew actually accomplices to?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #14 on: 03-29-2006 15:40 »

A: Grand Theft Cigar....and a minor raygun offense.

Q: In the minds of the Neutrals, what was the best Earthican book ever written?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #15 on: 03-29-2006 19:49 »

A: The History of the Word Maybe

Q: How many Neutral people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #16 on: 03-30-2006 00:55 »

A: One. Just because they don't feel one way or another doesn't mean that jobs shouldn't be done.

Q: How funny would Zapp Branigan find that joke?
ZoidZoid

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« Reply #17 on: 03-30-2006 01:18 »

A: He wouldn't get any sleep for the next 8 years because he would be wide awake trying to find out what it means

Q: the Neutral who said "It's a bashe alert what are your orders" looked and sounded extremely worried how is this possible if he's neutral
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #18 on: 03-30-2006 05:23 »

A: He was a spy turned neutral

Q: Does Fry ever use the PE ship's engine to dry his hair any more?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #19 on: 03-30-2006 14:06 »

A: Yes, but only for dates with Leela

Q: Did Zoidberg live with just his mother or mother and father in his younger years?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #20 on: 03-30-2006 18:01 »

A: He couldn't have lived with either because Decopodians die when they mate.

Q: If Zoidbergs parents are dead, then who exactly forbade him from becoming a comedian?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #21 on: 03-30-2006 18:44 »

A:  Since Zoidberg's parents are dead, I assume he was raised by his aunt and uncle, so, maybe his aunt. 

Q:  Why was the Donbot a part of the "F.A.R.T.E.R.S." in the episode, "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television?"
Hearty_Femgurl

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« Reply #22 on: 03-30-2006 20:41 »
« Last Edit on: 03-30-2006 20:41 »

A: He had a kid after his Fembot ho' wasted hi savings on an orphan robot.

Q: Who was the ho'?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #23 on: 03-31-2006 03:15 »

A: FembotXXX2000

Q: Who built calculon?
Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #24 on: 03-31-2006 12:43 »
« Last Edit on: 03-31-2006 12:43 »

A: The Unholy Acting Talent Bot.  It's also responsible for building these other famous acting bots:  Tom Cruiser, Julia Robertson Screwdriver-bot, Kevin Spacebot, and Acting Bot X12994.5 (all Academy Award winners for either best or best supporting robot actor).

Q: Which actor plays James Bond in the 31st century Bond movies?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #25 on: 03-31-2006 13:24 »
« Last Edit on: 03-31-2006 13:24 »

A: Sean Connery of course. He was one of the other occupants of an Applied Cyrogenics booth. He then underwent Reverse Aging and now lives out his days making Bond holomovies and entertaining representatives of the Globetrotter Homeworld.

Q: What was the first thing Mr. Sir Connery said when he got out of the freezer?
TomAllen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #26 on: 03-31-2006 15:15 »

A:  "Hi, Mr. Nimoy."

Q:  What happened to the rest of the heads of the original Star Trek cast when they eventually returned to Earth (if indeed they did)?

ZoidZoid

Bending Unit
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« Reply #27 on: 04-01-2006 01:55 »

A: They got lost in the subway and became drifters

Q: What are the names of kiff's children
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #28 on: 04-01-2006 14:23 »

A: Undecided yet

Q: If in the parallel universe (Universe A) everything happens oppisite to our universe (Universe 1)then why didn't parallel zoidberg mate and then die at his home planet? 
ZoidZoid

Bending Unit
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« Reply #29 on: 04-01-2006 17:33 »

A1: universes make no difference he will always be a loser. 

OR

A2: only coin flips are made oposite
(QUOTE) Profesor: apparently the key differences between our universes is that coin flips have oposite outcomes. (/QUOTE)

Q:Why was tinny tim built?
Hearty_Femgurl

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« Reply #30 on: 04-01-2006 17:44 »

A: To make women feel sorry for him... like me.

Q: Why doesn't anyone treat him with respect and give him a home?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #31 on: 04-01-2006 23:50 »

A: because people being sorry for him is how he makes his livings.

Q: If Zoidberg died would anyone notice?
Hearty_Femgurl

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« Reply #32 on: 04-02-2006 01:44 »

A: Teh. Not in a million years.

Q: Would people ever notice if FRY was dead?
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #33 on: 04-02-2006 08:45 »

A: No, He was frozen 20000000000 years during when aliens wiped out mankind.

Q: What if zoidberg pissed on Leela's head?
anonymoose

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« Reply #34 on: 04-02-2006 09:37 »

A: Zoidberg can only urinate underwater, making urinating on a particular person and body difficult.

Q: Who else in the Futurama Universe can only urinate underwater, and why?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #35 on: 04-02-2006 13:39 »

A:  Kiff could probably urinate underwater.

Q:  What if Fry was extremely scrawny and pale?   


Quimbly

Bending Unit
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« Reply #36 on: 04-03-2006 12:09 »

A: What do mean "what if"? 

Q: Neck whiplash.  Ass whiplash.  Exactly how many types of whiplash are there, and what are they?
TomAllen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #37 on: 04-03-2006 13:29 »

A:  I asked Bender.  He said, "As many as necessary."  He added that, besides neck whiplash (Bender doesn't really have a neck) and ass whiplash (well, he certainly has a shiny metal ass), there are also kajigger whiplash (little Bender to you), eyeball (and camera 3) whiplash, and beer whiplash.  He can probably think of more if you sue him.

Q:  Why on Earth or any of the backwoods asteroids do the Planet Express folks keep hiring the Hyper-Chicken as their lawyer?
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #38 on: 04-03-2006 13:43 »

A: Well, the Earthican Goverment hired him against Zoidberg in Taste of Freedom, so he must either be a good lawyer, or know the right people.

Q: Which is it? And if he knows the right people, who exactly does he know?
audioslave38

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« Reply #39 on: 04-03-2006 14:03 »

A: He knows the right people.  He's been on Nixon's good side ever since he successfully defended him in Watergate 5.

Q: How many scandals has Earth President Nixon been a part of and what was the only one that sent him to jail?
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