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LordZoidberg

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« on: 02-18-2006 10:38 »

WHY DOES EVERY CAST MEMBER HATE HIM SO MUCH?  confused    cry      mad
Yardstick2006

Bending Unit
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« Reply #1 on: 02-18-2006 11:13 »

Because its funny?
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #2 on: 02-18-2006 11:30 »

its just the way he was meant to be-they don't hate him, they just dislike him, because he doesn't fit in. The only reason the Professor still hires him is because most probably by law they need a qualified doctor
Hypnotize

Bending Unit
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« Reply #3 on: 02-18-2006 11:54 »

Thats the joke, that he has no friends.
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 02-18-2006 12:43 »

^I was going to say that.
But yeah it's a joke.
And it does make the show funny.
miss_bender

Starship Captain
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« Reply #5 on: 02-18-2006 12:43 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Hypnotize:
Thats the joke, that he has no friends.

Or money or food, basically he's got nothing!  laff
SpaceCase

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« Reply #6 on: 02-18-2006 13:14 »

    Quote
    Originally posted by LordZoidberg:
    WHY DOES EVERY CAST MEMBER HATE HIM SO MUCH?
    They don't hate him they dislike him.
    Why do they dislike him?
    • It's funny.
    • He smells bad.
    • He's a quack.
    • He smells bad.
    • He's emotionally needy.
    • He smells bad.
    • He's needy period.

    • He smells bad.
    And did I mention that he smells bad?  confused
    LordZoidberg

    Delivery Boy
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    « Reply #7 on: 02-18-2006 13:20 »

      Quote
      Originally posted by SpaceCase:
       
      Quote
      Originally posted by LordZoidberg:
      WHY DOES EVERY CAST MEMBER HATE HIM SO MUCH?
      They don't hate him they dislike him.
      Why do they dislike him?
      • It's funny.
      • He smells bad.
      • He's a quack.
      • He smells bad.
      • He's emotionally needy.
      • He smells bad.
      • He's needy period.

      • He smells bad.
      And did I mention that he smells bad?   confused

      what have you smelt him reccently
      Crackenspine

      Delivery Boy
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      « Reply #8 on: 02-18-2006 13:32 »

      You can't prove he doesn't smell.
      CrapBag

      Liquid Emperor
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      « Reply #9 on: 02-18-2006 14:07 »

      u havent smelled zoidberg, lordzoidberg?
      loner
      Crustacean
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      « Reply #10 on: 02-18-2006 14:20 »

      Crackenspine wrote:
      > You can't prove he doesn't smell.

      Now now, that just won't do. That doesn't constitute a complete proof. Here are some more acceptable methods for proving propositions:

      Proof by Obviousness:
      "The proof is so clear that it need not be mentioned."

      Proof by General Agreement:
      "All in favor?..."

      Proof by Imagination:
      "Well, we'll pretend it's true."

      Proof by Convenience:
      "It would be very nice if it were true, so..."

      Proof by Plausibility:
      "It sounds good so it must be true."

      Proof by Intimidation:
      "Don't be stupid, of course it's true."

      Proof by Mumbo-Jumbo:
      "For any epsilon > 0 there exists a
      corresponding delta > 0 s.t. f(x)-L < epsilon
      whenever x-a < delta."

      ... and so on. Alas, I didn't come up with those methods though: for a complete list, see http://www.pen.k12.va.us/Div/Winchester/jhhs/math/humor/proof.html  .

      Enjoy. :-)
      TriggerHappyJim

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      « Reply #11 on: 02-18-2006 14:43 »

      Zoidberg does smell. What, do any of you watch Futuarama?

      "What do I smell or something?" (Sniff sniff) "Awwwwww"

      Idiots.
      Nixorbo

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      « Reply #12 on: 02-18-2006 17:36 »
      « Last Edit on: 02-18-2006 17:36 »

      "My stink gland is weak!  Smell!"
      ::Gags::

      • Go to Human Resource Dept.
      • Find the thread (should still be on the first page) entitled "Just because I think I'm a doctor..."
      OR
      • Do a title-only search for "zoid."  In fact, there might even be a "why does everybody hate Zoidberg" thread existing.  The forum's been there for at least 3 years, so it's more than likely.
      • Knock yourselves out.
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