Game: Decrypt this!

[Reply #680 on:]

Man, this one gave me a LOT of trouble, not sure why.

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FOR ONLY TWENTY-FIvE CENTS LESS, YOU CAN GET A SUPER-SMALL.

this is a pretty long one, but it shouldn't be too difficult.

 

IAW QZF FVGFZHVU GOF LHPHVHGI AR QV QZFQ QBYQPFVG GA Q EAPQGHAV. GOF JHVB AR TEQPF KOFZF GOFZF CHUOG DF Q CAVXGFZ, AZ XACF JHVB AR KFHZB CHZZAZ. GOFXF QZF YWXG FNQCTEFX; HG PAWEB QEXA DF XACFGOHVU CWPO DFGGFZ. TZFTQZF GA FVGFZ: GOF XPQZI BAAZ.

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Use my handy tool to encode your own in seconds!

Psychic totp.

[Reply #681 on:]

Hah yes!  That one was just fun to do.

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You are entering the vacinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. There are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

 

ZBYY MJTPG ZQJ KBW? ELVE XQK CQU'E LBUE, WQURTKUQJ.

[Reply #682 on:]

Jensor: I like the long ones too.

Argh. can't make heads or tails of this. I thought I was making progress, but I'm begining to think it's a false lead.

[Reply #683 on:]

Here's a hint.  Take it if you want:

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E = T

Q = O

[Reply #684 on:]

I got that but like Gopher, I got stumped, the CQU'E bit started me off, but when I filled in anything else I just couldn't go on, I think I'll wait for someone else to solve it.

[Reply #685 on:]

Jensor: heh, yeah, the hint confirms I wasn't on the wrong track, just completely stuck. I had both of those guessed 

Got a headache atm, I'll try again later.

[Reply #686 on:]

Eureka, I have solved it! That one was a toughie, but fun.

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FULL PRICe FOR GUM? THAT DOG WON'T HUNT, MONSIGNOR.

The first time, instead of "Dog" I was guessing "You". This time, when I got to "THAT _O_ WON'T H_NT" I saw the obvious, and it came together. Still didn't recognize the line until I got "gum."

 

CA, SVUN ZC RKXXFAQ FUB? CATWFC MZGX CAQX GZWF AR RXQZWZWX VBHZXWX LKAFTON.

[Reply #687 on:]

Yay!

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So, what is freedom day? Sounds like some kind of feminine hygiene product.

 

IGIT XWWYH G XWB DGVF KC HZKWH!

LK ZWPP BVLZ TKMF HDKVPWY IGIT! V XWWY LZKHW HZKWH!

[Reply #688 on:]

Easy one there, but a good quote and still fun to solve

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Hermes: "Baby needs a new pair of shoes!"
Zoidberg: "To hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes!"

 

RY FWI APFGPXY IPH YP UJPC GXI'V ETWYN YPPU PJDI GRGYTTJ VTAPJEV. ITY YNT BWRJ CWV VP RJYTJVT YNWY RY GTDY YP NRF DRUT GRGYTTJ ITWXV.

[Reply #689 on:]

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It may comfort you to know Fry's death took only fifteen seconds. Yet the pain was so intense that it felt to him like fifteen years.

 

XSJX IJPY ET MUZ DUWZ TJBY. EI XSY XEPY EX OUWCF XJBY XU KZUIUWILY UIY CYXXYZ UM PD XZWY IJPY, J XZECCEUI LUTPUTYT OUWCF MCJEZ EIXU YQETXYILY JIF TEIB EIXU YXYZIJC IEASX.

[Reply #690 on:]

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That name is for your benefit. In the time it would take to pronounce one letter of my true name, a trillion cosmoses would flare into existance and sink into eternal night.

 

XII VXOI PDOLWFTA, KVF MOSA ROKV KVF WDQ! SDR OK'U JB KGTS, JXBWF?

KVF WDQ UXBU SD.

[Reply #691 on:]

Now that was fun to solve :-)

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That name is for your sake. In the time it would take to pronounce one letter of my true name, a trillion cosmoses would flair into existence and sink into eternal night.

 

BII. OBSGS'L LDISOBNFK CGDFK CNOB XDPG LODGX WPO N TUF'O EPO IX ZNFKSG DF NO. DZ TDPGLS! XDP VDF'O BUJS ZGNSFVL!

Made with Gopher's Handy Tool :-)

[Reply #692 on:]

Here I am, about to make my grand re-entrance into the game, and I find myself faced with a conundrum. Are we going with Gopher's?

[Reply #693 on:]

Oh, crap! I didn't see Gopher's post...

Well, he was first, so let's just take his :-)

[Reply #694 on:]

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All hail Zoidberg, the king with the box! Now it's my turn, maybe?

The box says no.

 

RXCVF CB HV, QKVBK! BOKB RNHHSBOCXQBE ZKSKLIX TDVYCI ZKV'B BHDZO DQ KQ NHVF KQ MI'XI VHB QBDWCS IVHDFO BH NIKLI BOCQ RDCNSCVF.

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Bring it on, Santa! That bloodthirsty cadaver junkie can't touch us as long as we're not stupid enough to leave this building.

 

BII. OBSGS'L LDISOBNFK CGDFK CNOB XDPG LODGX WPO N TUF'O EPO IX ZNFKSG DF NO. DZ TDPGLS! XDP VDF'O BUJS ZGNSFVL!

And this time, I'm sure I'm the first who solved AND posted it :-)

[Reply #696 on:]

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Hmm. There's something wrong with your story, but I can't put my finger on it. Of course! You don't have friends!

 

DCKV VCMI KV FIHVMTH! ICHL K NPMI OZ K'T NMLLF CFWH VM TOXC FTLHVKF!

TH DMM. K THFL, K CFWH KD LMI, QOD K AMPNMD.

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Oh, and welcome back, Arkan. 
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[Reply #697 on:]

Man, I had a lot of errors trying to solve that one.  I had a portion of the quote that I recognized, but I couldn't remember the whole line, or who spoke it.

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This show is awesome! when I grow up I'm gonna have so much amnesia!

Me too. I mean, I have it now, but I forgot.

 

ZMBRE LHWIHBR BK HZFGI BRIGBIBFR HRC UMHQI. H EFFC LHWIHBR LHR'I UHTM MBIUMQ FRM. IUHI'K NUX LFDC, DFEBLHD ZMRCMQ BK WMQPMLI PFQ IUM YFZ.

NMDD, B CF IUBRA FP UGOHR DBPM HK MJWMRCHZDM.

[Reply #698 on:]

I've found i do like my tool to help solving long ones like that; a bit awkward sometimes, but still faster and less error-prone than doing them in notepad or on paper.

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BEING CAPTAIN IS ABOUT INTUITION AND HEART. A GOOD CAPTAIN CAN'T HAVE EITHER ONE. THAT'S WHY COLD, LOGICAL BENDER IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB.
WELL, I DO THINK OF HUMAN LIFE AS ExPENDABLE.

 

STTO OMH, BXIITLR. RTKXTCX OEKZXO PDJR JCWJPMPJTC JC KH VXSSJCS GEZ. DMZZH SYTLPD-RGYMZJCS OMH PT MII!

[Reply #699 on:]

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Good day, fellows. Someone dumped this invitation in my begging cup. Happy growth-scraping day to all!

 

FBRYFOOL, KEUJZR, LXY'NS NUJZR. FOBXZXO UA PSNL, PSNL HFK ... TXN BZUOKNSD. HYR XDBS LXY RYND RESDRL-XDS UR HSBXQSA PSNL, PSNL JXXK. AX ABNFQ!

[Reply #700 on:]

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ACTUAllY, DWIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. AlCOHOl IS VERY, VERY BAD ... FOR CHIlDREN. BUT ONCE YOU TURN TWENTY-ONE IT BECOMES VERY, VERY GOOD. SO SCRAM!

 

YSNFLJ SRN VLRDYLOLR, OK MFYYPAD TLSDIBLJ YADIJ RADLJ SRN S OSZXFRL VIR. FD FJ DXL TFRLJD SGSFYSPYL.

[Reply #701 on:]

Damn you, Gopher! The second time within two days! Just four minutes before I was going to post this! Grrrrrr... ;-)

As a revenge, take this:

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ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features lotus notes and a machine gun. it is the finest available.

 

UOIME, GUA. F'II WFCTIA WTFY AQS FY M VFLV-WTOOR JOYHUFGSLO, WOTMUMHFYL QSH HVO ROYWOU GISFR QG VFW VFLVYOWW.

[Reply #702 on:]

Heh. It's happened to me before more than once too  That one was a bitch...

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Relax, Fry. I'll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge, separating out the denser fluid of his highness.
That always confused me. the emperor's fluid is denser than fry's flesh?

I've been using a lot of multi-liners; I know there are many oneliners left, but I'm having trouble remembering what's been used. Here's a 3-liner!
 

GL, CUUT! RN EGYJ QLNKQUR, GYI KA EGZUR RN FKAAFU IKOOUTUYQU.

LNV 'CNDA FNCTGD? KA LGR INAR NY KA.

NBUTTDFUI. ALU QLNKQU NO QLGEHKNYR KR HGCRA CFDU TNCNA!

[Reply #703 on:]

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Ah, beer! So many choices, and it makes so little difference.

How 'bout Lobrau? It has dots on it?

Overrated. The choice of champions is Pabst Blue Robot!

Funny, I watched that episode today but I didn't get the quote until I got 'dots'.

 

MEHK'D KEHK? SPO SI KESDO ZOIIOCDSP DKHCDEUTD U'RO EOHCA DS LGFE HWSGK?

[Reply #704 on:]

heh, I almost had to repost it, because the 'o' with an umlaut didn't get substituted.   

This one was really easy, just solved it here in the quickpost box. "MEHK'D KEHK?" and "U'RO" were incredibly obvious, and writing it out with those letters and _'s let me guess it.

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What's that? One of those Jefferson Starships I've heard so much about?

 

PZQZ-RVRRA JZKKHWJTWN OMZ-GZVP ATRRTWN LHLLTZW. ATR! ATR! ATR! ATR! ATR! ATR! ATR! ATR! PZQZ-RVRRA KTLOPHUOKHWO UFHPO! PZQZ-RVRRA KTLOPHUOKHWO UFHPO!

In retrospect, this one could be incredibly difficult; you'd have to either recognize the pattern, or make a really lucky guess, to solve it as-is. I'll give it a while, but believe it or not I know I can give it away completely with a single letter hint if nobody gets it.[/i]

[Reply #705 on:]

I'm stumped.  Now awaiting hint.

[Reply #706 on:]

Ok, been more than 24 hours. Here's the hint.

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R => P; P=>R

[Reply #707 on:]

Of course! It's all so obvious now :-)

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Robo-Puppy commencing two-hour yipping session. Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert! Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert!

Enjoy!

 

HFNKF XFUTNZGRLZGSY FRN TZNTZUGRZU XVKFNT ENSYWOSUG. HZV OSZGI XFHS ARWXMLV GF IWY SUSHWSY.

[Reply #708 on:]

I'm stumped; waiting for a hint.

[Reply #709 on:]

Ditto.  There aren't any easily defined words in that quote.  Basically, there is no starting point.

[Reply #710 on:]

Hehehe...

You're right, on a closer look there's no starting point ;-)

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F -> O
G -> T

should help a little...

[Reply #711 on:]

Tough one, but good quote, Laptop.

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Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.

 

OQB'SC CXECSKXR Y SCYUL VJKIJ KF BXBFBYU. LYOZC KE'F LYRKI QS IQXEYKXF FQLC HKXG QN LQXFECS. EJC FCIQXG QXC.

[Reply #712 on:]

Contractions are give-aways. Guessed those, then solved it letter-by-letter, from start to end.

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YOU'RE ENTERING A REALM WHICH IS UNUSUAL. MAYBE IT'S MAGIC OR CONTAINS SOME KIND Of MONSTER. THE SECOND ONE.

 

NTFT JX LMXG QWLETF MQT RFMVWKG MI PCC: GNT LJANGU EWAAPCM. GNTU WXTV IMF TYTFUGNJQA; LTPG, LJCD PQV GNTJF XNTCCX LPDT AMMV FMB EMPG.

[Reply #713 on:]

That one was kind of tough.

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Here is most number one product of all; The mighty buggalo. They used for everything; meat, milk and their shells make good row boat.

 

AVR EPT EKWPC WS NPCCPCT WTWPC. P WS AVR TKRRARZA!  CXN P WS JRWHPCT RWKAV IXK CX KWZXC!

By the way, I am picking easier ones for two reasons:  They are more fun to solve (in my opinion) and if a really tough one gets out, no one answers and the thread kind of dies.

[Reply #714 on:]

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The big brain am winning again.
I am the greetest! Now I am leaving
earth for no rasen!

 

GY OIS WYJCSCQYZA YBOIKY, DYSWYU. IZZ ALH FINY QL WL CB DYSW QFY FIQOF LIJ QFCB BQYIR KCKY.

FYA AYIF!

SL TLLW! CQ'B JHZZ LJ BQYIR!

[Reply #715 on:]

Nice to see you here at the Dark Side of Cryptograms[tm], TLF!

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We can definitely escape, Bender. All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe.   
Hey yeah! 
No good! It's full of steam!

 

ULJ EJADNJ NJJND'B OSTKNJA YB OQSJNX AJZYPDN. BTTC BLJ HYNN ZSTO LJS JWWB DCZ ULJX HYNN LDUPL DCZ DNN HYNN KJ HJNN.

Made with Gopher's Handy Tool[tm]

[Reply #716 on:]

I'm back, baby!

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The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well.

A lot of l's in that one!

BCJK WYAC HQZJA XQ ACQNJ, MQY DQXXF SQ BCFX MQY VQNJ, JNJK PT PX'A KQX F DQQS PSJF!/quote]

It'll be getting harder to pick new ones...

[Reply #717 on:]

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When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea!

 

MA DOZ EBA, SY AYT OBNZ BLAIYPZ YK DOJU SYI CZPJVLYL MTMMHZ MBDO?

[Reply #718 on:]

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By the way, do you have anymore of this Dom Perignon bubble bath?

 

OTF CRZLNLCSX DAHFS'P ARO, CMK OTFX PDLNNFK QX WAWUOCLN.

[Reply #719 on:]

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THE AUxILIARY POWER'S OUT, AND THEY SPILLED MY COCKTAIL.

 

WLF FXOBO RJN FXVN SJMS YG 10-POJB-YDKN RVFX SLMN.

OAJTFDP, PYL'BO VM D.J.