Game: Decrypt this!

[Reply #600 on:]

Thank you Arkan.

Encrypt your own with Gopher's handy tool.

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We pollute too much. We're destroying the world and killing the turtles.

 

VJPIVTISCJ! I AFJRKN AQ MQGC YF'A VYLNF QMM FNJ MGRT-Q-PJFJV.

Hurray, top of the page!

[Reply #601 on:]

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Remarkable! A stench so foul it's right off the funk-o-meter.

OK, I hope this is difficult :-)

WRYYN A'M SXYIN, RQI LHXB. A FXW ECWS HBERNABJ X YXSOHY SXWSN FXSHYDYHWW WXBIFADO.

[Reply #602 on:]

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SORRY I'M TARDY, OLD BEAN. I WAS JUST ENJOYING A RATHER TASTY WATERCRESS SANDWICH.

You forgot to change the 'M'. 

 

TQM D ENQYF RGJGV YNJG WRHNRG WK SQEP WK HNQ SWFG SG VGWYDKG D YNJG IYGBN.

[Reply #603 on:]

Phew, that was a tough one...

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But I could never love anyone as much as you made me realise I love Flexo.

Ok, here's something. It's quite easy I think, but I just love this quote :-)

LT L JXCXD'F UFYZI VXCX TCQRXD L'S VMCBQQD OQY LD FVX XOX!

@Arkan: "I deliberately didn't change the 'm', for my intention was to confuse the puny humans! Mwahaaahaa!"

[Reply #604 on:]

Sure, that's what they all say!

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IF I WEREN'T STUCK HERE FROZEN I'D HARPOON YOU IN THE EYE!

  I love that one too.

 

L'TPQR, B JDKXE VJKV MKPTBPZ BPESFVXL XDZSAKVBQPF KXD XDKAAL NDXL FBHUAD.

[Reply #605 on:]

*scratches head*
I absolutely don't have the slightest idea what to do with that bunch of letters...

If nobody else decrypts it, maybe you would be so kind and give me a clue?

[Reply #606 on:]

Heheh, sure, just give it another day or so. 

[Reply #607 on:]

I agree with laptopmoerder.  After a few tries, I found out that the first word isn't "M'lady".  I'll go for a hint now.  Don't make it too obvious though, just one or two letters.

[Reply #608 on:]

OK, how about:

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B=I
D=E

There, that should make it a bit easier...

[Reply #609 on:]

That was a tough one, good job Arkan.

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Y'know, I heard that banking industry regulations are really very simple.

 

XIJ ILD KDMAFCXAT LCESF, C ULDR RSMF CF RMP FI KD M EJMLWNIFSDJ.

[Reply #610 on:]

Thanks! 

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FOR ONE BEAUTIFUL NIGHT, I KNEW WHAT IT WAS TO BE A GRANDMOTHER.

 

VHX SRP, WS AVFYNAPQ AFJHX! NRC BVH F JLJD DJZVS SRP?

[Reply #611 on:]

@laptopmoerder:

 

1111110011001101000010100001001110010101
00100100100001100101100000010 01001111000
01010010010010100100001100010 00111000111
01010001010000100100101011100 00011111011
01100001001111111101000110110 00110111000
010101101101101

I give up. Unless the message is:

 

üÍ
$†XxRJCÇQBJàûa?ѱ¸V

I'm stumped.

[Reply #612 on:]

Sorry  everyone, but Xanfor and I have a very nicely "you can't decode my binary message"-game we moved here because it's at least a little bit OnT here...

   

Originally posted by Xanfor:
  I'm stumped.

Oh, come on! You haven't tried yet :-)
Have you already figured out how many bits per word the code MUST have (hint: less than 8, but constant)?
Maybe you'd then like to find out on which media codes with that number of bits were mainly used (hint: the code I used was the second major one for that media)?

If I'm in a good mood tomorrow, I'll help you further on if my hints didn't help you...
edit: just that we're clear about the term 'word': I mean a binary word, so a group of bits that make up a SINGLE character or control code (a word with 8 bits would be called a byte)

To stay OnT:

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And you, my faithful fiend! How can I ever repay you?

If anyone else wants to post a puzzle, just go ahead, I'm too tired today to think of something good!

[Reply #613 on:]

jeeze, i feels like i haven't been here for ages.
anyway, i've got an easy on (sorry if this one's already been taken, but i never got through the rest of the thread.

Uwlr kzx sz mwarni tanwm, clzcpl uzr'm hl ixtl kzx'dl szrl qrkmwarn qm qpp.

[Reply #614 on:]

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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

 

RM QOJM UQEJ LO JLHG IEW NQ ENNGOT E SQJJMIQQT WSLOTLU. YPWN KEM NSG CEJGN NSG NIQ FPXBW.

[Reply #615 on:]

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My only goal in life was to attend a Hollywood shindig. Just pay the valet the two bucks.

BAM!
 

XOUU, URRQD UCQO WLO TPBWS'D XCYMCYV MRXY. UOW'D WPQO P BRPM WBCT WR WCNGPYP PYM VOW EPWIRW DRZO PAWCRY.

OK, Xanfor, I'm lifting the veil...

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The code is a 5-bit-Code. This particular code is known as ITA2 or CCITT2 and was used mainly for telegraphy and on punched tape (TTY, Telex, etc.). As it has only 5 bits, there's two 'character sets' which can be choosen by certain control codes. Just search Wikipedia for ITA2...
 
The message decodes as: "with my last words i curse you, xanfor!" (again: Don't take it seriously :-))

And, btw: the 'really mean stuff' I removed was more code set switching, as some variations of this code allow the blank space character to be a certain character of the NUMS set.  But then I decided to used the 'standard' standard code :-)

Well, maybe you could come up with some coded stuff if you like? (Please, only things where there's a SINGLE possible solution)

[Reply #616 on:]

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Well, looks like the party's winding down. Let's take a road trip to Tijuana and get Fatbot some action.

 

XSOJ YKFO NM TKBX KX XSO ZTJFENYB XSOM HOXNHOC XZ EHZFZXO KTYZSZTNY VOLOHKROB.

[Reply #617 on:]

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They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages.

Hope this is right, as I can't remember the episode :-)

Ah, this one came just handy :-)
 

NP! LDC LNJPW! PTC, SYAKSWM, PTYT JWLTM TF UWAVW IW YDAK CWDY VYAKHAKS QNITY!

(Farnsworth) Enjoyyyy!

EDIT: OK, it is a little bit difficult, isn't it? So, I'll give you some hints:

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Y -> R
A -> I
and try to decrypt the last part first...

[Reply #618 on:]

A 5-bit code!?! That's just mean! 

I'll think of something for you. And if you're lucky, maybe it'll be humane!

[Reply #619 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
A 5-bit code!?! That's just mean!   

Mwahhahaaa! If you have time and can easily download 200MB, have a look at this video here. It's about some guy playing aroung with an old Honeywell H316 computer, along with a TTY, some tape puncher and much more....

Oh, and I'm looking forward to your stuff :-)

[Reply #620 on:]

Sorry for double-posting, but it's about time to bring this thread to life again.

So, I've posted this puzzle some days ago:
 

NP! LDC LNJPW! PTC, SYAKSWM, PTYT JWLTM TF UWAVW IW YDAK CWDY VYAKHAKS QNITY! (UWAVETYS)

And with these hints it should be solvable:

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Y -> R
A -> I
and try to decrypt the last part first...
I added the speaker's name... (one of the main characters)

[Reply #621 on:]

That was a tough one, even with the hints.  Good work, Laptop.

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Ah! Muy macho! Hey, gringos, here comes El Zoido to ruin your drinking water! (Zoidberg)

 

OB QIEC WIXNAR-XPAUOUIK DON, ZRP'KK YOBV I AIOB XKOEDQA, I VOXGRXILKQ YPB EIHQAI, IBV XRHQNCOBW NR GARNQEN ZRP IWIOBXN LIENQAOI - I CIAGRRB!

[Reply #622 on:]

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In each gastro-survival kit, you'll find a rain slicker, a disposable fun camera, and something to protect you against bacteria - a harpoon!

Heh heh, good one Jensor.

 

YTTY RTUTGGTJ. ES KTP'GM IXRM KTP TYIK ZMR RT RGMXH JXRMG EY RVM OBXIITN RXYL.

[Reply #623 on:]

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Noon tomorrow. If you're late you only get to tread water in the scallop tank.

   

KZJVFJDIDF, UBSJ FXZDWU PISJ BMM SJ IDE PKBWWJE FXJ EOIZD, UB ZM NBV PBVKE - BX, XB! HXIF'U FXZU?

Edit:  Misspelled 'scallop'.

[Reply #624 on:]

Okie-dokie.

Heh heh, scallob.

[Reply #625 on:]

In case anyone forgot, I had a quote posted.  Here it is again.

 

KZJVFJDIDF, UBSJ FXZDWU PISJ BMM SJ IDE PKBWWJE FXJ EOIZD, UB ZM NBV PBVKE - BX, XB! HXIF'U FXZU?

[Reply #626 on:]

Oops!

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Lieutenant, some things came off me and clogged the drain, so if you could - oh, ho! What's this?

Sorry, Jensor. 

 

VKUXPR KAU OPAQVPDPA, MHB QJP RPWPAQPPAQJ SPKB XA K BHL, QJP MYQYBP HM BHZHQXGR JKR KBBXWPU.

[Reply #627 on:]

Sorry, I was a bit of a bum lately.  Here it is:

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Ladies and gentlemen, for the seventeenth year in a row, the future of robotics has arrived.

 

UWZZ, PQ RCDJPLX VL'ZZ ICJW MOTCLXWTM OEPLJ P'I DVVZ, P'ZZ AV PO!

[Reply #628 on:]

I return from my long absence, and post on the 87-month anniversary of the day I started this thread.  I don't think the thread's been inactive for more than 3 weeks at any time, and still it hasn't reached 20 pages yet.

Solution to Jensor's puzzle:

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"Well, if jacking on'll make strangers think I'm cool, I'll do it!"
-Bender, "Hell is Other Robots" (1ACV09)

And now for another quote! Haven't checked all the new quotes since I've been away, so forgive me if I repeat...

   

KBIM BS, JBS'G OBW EMIMIPME CBY IWKC T YNF PWLLTSL OBW, JBS'G OBW? 'KNWFM TG YNF N ZBG, OBW EMIMIPME, ETLCG?

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xanfor: What's so evil about a 5-bit code? they're fairly common for plain-text encoding routines; an 8-bit representation has too much non-random data, since only a small number of the possible permutations are meaningful. The first step in almost any good encryption routine is representing the data in the most compact way possible. For english this means no punctuation, capitals, or numerals, just the 26 letters. Least bits to express 26 values is 5.

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[Reply #629 on:]

[Randy]Yay, Gopher's back![/Randy]

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Come on, don't you remember how much I was bugging you, don't you? 'Cause it was a lot, you remember, right?

 

UNR, PRXJB OXTJK QXXHRBVJ HOBNUBE XTP XTV YNUPVK. NOO PRBK OBCP INJ SNLMUD JXEN NUE HNYBVJ. NUE RBVB MP MJ!

[Reply #630 on:]

... I don't know why my return makes you randy, ark, but, uhm... thanks, I guess?

This one was pretty evil. Got some parts pretty quickly, but the rest just wasn't making any sense until the quote finally clicked.

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Nah, those lousy moochers cleaned out our pantry. All they left was baking soda and capers. And here it is!

That one actually cost me money, as I should've been doing work I can get paid for.

Here's another:
 

DHASHJ: GWQH VAKXXR JKWP, "WY RBM LKXU K TBN DMAGHP WXUB UDH JMX, RBM VBU UB PB WU RBMAJHGY." VBP AHJU DHA CBSTWH TBXHJ.

[Reply #631 on:]

I'm in again! Hooraaay!

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Hermes: Like granny said, "If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself". God rest her zombie bones

OK, here we go... (it's not very difficult)
 

LSNF NF TNQK W XZLSKU'F IUKWX. OWI IUKWX, LSWL NF! WL LSNF UWLK, N'X AKEKU CZNAC LZ CKL W CUWAIGSNTI!

[Reply #632 on:]

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This is like a mother's dream. Bad dream, that is! At this rate, I'm neer going to get a grandchild!
Mrs. Wong, I believe from Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles?

Can't believe I forgot to trim the speaker's name off the last one. Oops.

Here's another:

 

ED'P FMMU AQMNHPDHSMN KLD ED PVSHIUP NEWH KIU AQMNHPDHSMN!

[Reply #633 on:]

Sorry Gopher, I guess I just get excited sometimes... 
...You do know I meant the character and not the, uh, state, right? If so, I'm sorry; it's so hard to tell when people are joking on here. 

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It's good cholesterol but it spreads like bad cholesterol!

 

MHI RVKJ MHIL TJUVXM VP V NLICVT, CMLVZZYXVT QYXCVCHL, VZQ CRVC FYTT HICTYKJ VZM DHZIDJZC.

[Reply #634 on:]

arkan: as a rule of thumb, I'm almost always joking 

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YOU HAVE YOUR LEGACY AS A BRUTAL, TYRANNICAL DICTATOR, AND THAT WILL OUTLIVE ANY mONUmENT.

Started to post a really, really evil one, but decided to go with this one instead.

 

TXMWCZ, WSXM XM NIZZD KC IZC SCTT IA D KIECT PIFCPCZW. DAWCYEDYBM SC'TT KC TJROL XA SC SDM DZL KIZCM TCAW!

[Reply #635 on:]

Gopher: Tell me about the evil, evil one... I thought my El Zoido quote was one of the most difficult ones :-)

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Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he’ll be lucky if he has any bones left!

Here we go:
 

WFD, YXX HAYH ZD YTQ FNFR DAYXX BF ZD ZT HAYH BMG. YTQ HAF BMG ZHDFXV ZD PRMBYBXW JMRHA DMSFHAZTK HMM.

[Reply #636 on:]

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Yes, all that is or ever shall be is in that box. And the box itself is probably worth something too.

Ok, by request, here's the one I thought would be really evil... have fun.

 

MDG CMOMGYT ZOUXMBY BJ JWT'C NBPGY. O DGOEXYT-LVOWAGA JBWMWGCC CVWWBVIAXIL MDG UGYEXZ CUYOIZDIXZ LOILYXBI.

[Reply #637 on:]

I was just making sure you were joking, Gopher. You never can be too sure. 

Amd about the quote: it wasn't too evil. I made a few lucky guesses...

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The stately capitol of Fry's bowel. A heavily-guarded fortress surrounding the pelvic splanchnic ganglion.

This one may or not be more/as evil:

 

EJSURF! HL RJMIELU MAXTR YMS XLLXE GLRR YMX. OYZL JRYAI, OTAAJZYA.

[Reply #638 on:]

That one was a bit tricky; took me a while to figure out YMS/TMX, I kept wanting them to be and/any or are/art/arm, finally got the right combination and the rest came together.

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HARDLY! WE LAUGHED UNTIL OUR TEETH FELL OUT. COmE ALONG, CINNAmON.

Picked this one rather hastily from the transcripts, not sure if it'll be easy or not. There are a couple of contractions, so it shouldn't be too hard.

 

SODM CJ, SOPAWTYPJI, KYG'PM YNMP JIM ICHH. CJ'W JCZM JY HMONM WDCMADM JY JIM 120-KMOP-YHUW.

[Reply #639 on:]

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Face it, Farnsworth, You re over the hill. It s time to leave science to the 120-year-olds.

Just had to go for the two words after '120'... :-)

Ah, one of my favourites:
 

NPLUWP ELU SGE PGTM NL SMNGBPLDJZGIIE SGHM G "FMGI VJNP NPM FMTJI". GRF KE "FMTJI" J SMGR "DLKLN FMTJI". GRF KE "SMNGBPLDJZGIIE" J SMGR "WMN ELUD ZLGN".

Unfortunately, the necessary quotaion marks will make it a little bit too easy...