Game: Decrypt this!

[Reply #240 on:]

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Clinton: (to Leela) Hey, sugar cookie. You know, legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore.

UKC: KCWSBI! TDO, ZQ ZV JO NSQO QW ZCTWDJ OWS QIYQ QIK TYQK WT ISJYCZQO, QIK TYQK WT WSD DYAK, ZCNKKN QIK TYQK WT YFF QIYQ KLZVQV YCN KGKD PZFF KLZVQ DKVQV PZQI OWS. OWS YDK QIK VZCBFK JWVQ ZJHWDQYCQ HKDVWC ZC QIK SCZGKDVK.

[Reply #241 on:]

hmm. Name's "UKC" can't get that to work with any names for the word "ZCNKKN"! I'll try tackling it again later, if Leandro or someone else doesn't beat me to it.

Use this handy program to encode your own quote in seconds!

[Reply #242 on:]

since it's been 5 hrs....

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Ken: enough! Fry, it is my duty to inform you that the fate of humanity, the fate of our race, indeed the fate of all that exists and ever will exist rests with you. You are the single most important person in the universe.
Fry: Aw, snap!

 

RPRT: IHRHXFQ GPQQIQPDTVN LX TPVRA, H PK TRAPW "GFGGQTEFK" RPRT, ZLKKPWOTV LX RAT APVQTK EQLGTRVLRRTVN.

[Reply #243 on:]

I was sleeping :P

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Tate: Pitiful ballplayers of Earth, I am Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate, commander of the Harlem Globetrotters.

And new one, hoping nobody posted before me:

SDGGH: GDKDKJDG, XADF SAD SOJD BEDFC, CZH... (KDWBYGZKZSMLZWWH)... "XDWLBKD SB SAD XBGWY BN SBKBGGBX!"

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Have fun with 'KDWBYGZKZSMLZWWH' :P

[Reply #244 on:]

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TERRY: REMEMBER, WHEN THE TUBE OPENS, SAY...
(MELODRAMATICALLY)... "WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!"

LB EFX “SZPK, JUCAK FCYOJUFM ZAH KOM WMZAPAT KUSMF UE LPNZ. P HPHAK QAUS KOMX SMFM VUKO PA AMS XUFQ.”

[Reply #245 on:]

Damn you paul!     
<back to the drawing board>

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P.J. Fry: "Wait, Mount Rushmore and the leaning tower of piza. I didn't know they were both in new york."

   

LJVU : SAJOOWQWAAZ OWZEL DJH HT, SAJOOWQWAAZ OWZEL DJH HT, FIJ GJWL LIW OWZE HT? DJH! SAJOOWQWAAZ!

I don't recomend starting with the name. This one will either be simple or impossible.

[Reply #246 on:]

Can't make it fit with anything. Any hints?

[Reply #247 on:]

hmm... trying to think of a hint that won't give it all away... I'll expand the "speaker" to something more helpful.

And I'll do this:
     

"EIW BWC KHLEMSW EWZN" EIWNW LJVU :
SAJOOWQWAAZ OWZEL DJH HT,
SAJOOWQWAAZ OWZEL DJH HT,
FIJ GJWL LIW OWZE HT? DJH!
SAJOOWQWAAZ!

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decided to throw in one more little hint:

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'W'=>'e'

[Reply #248 on:]

"THE NEW JUSTICE TEAM" THEME SONG : CLOBBERELLA BEATS YOU UP, CLOBBERELLA BEATS YOU UP, WHO FOES SHE BEAT UP? YOU! CLOBBERELLA!

or something close to that?

[Reply #249 on:]

Very good, paul  but where on earth did you come up with "Who foes she beat up?" it's "does" 

[Reply #250 on:]

Finger Dyslexia (They're next to each other!!!!) and excitement at working that out in the end, spent ages figuring out 11 letter words, then something hit, before you placed the extra clue ..

EPYKPC: A FCPDPC QZ JGP QRP BZCK PMQZCQAZY. QRP M NXIPG AQ GZJYK TZZW.

[Reply #251 on:]

There was only ONE 11-letter word, just repeate d3 times...  If that hadn't given it away I was gonna post fry's verse next. I love that song, so stupid, perfect parody of the old cheesy superhero cartoon theme songs. ("Spiderman,Spiderman/Does whatever a spider can/spins a web, any size/catches crooks, just like flies" )

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Bender: I prefer to use the word extortion. the x makes it sound cool.

 

UKLIKH: ZUK MRBEUZ UOS O HZNTNAKL NQ ZUK PLOBQ HRFE TROQKZ. UKLIKH RBWKS BZ HN IFJU UK SKJBSKS ZN HZOC NM UBH NVQ MLKK VBRR.

[Reply #252 on:]

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HERMES: THE FLIGHT HAD A STOPOVER ON THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET. HERMES LIKED IT SO MUCH HE DECIDED TO STAY OF HIS OWN FREE WILL.

QHTOPFH JP DTPNMCZ PDDMOMZT LJZJH UPYHL: - PTC BHPBTH - QZTYMXR OZJDMLI - NHOPKXJL

[Reply #253 on:]

:blink: that one looks tough!

After fiddling with it for a while, I must ammend that statement. That one's a fciukng bctih!

[Reply #254 on:]

 

Originally posted by Gopher:
:blink: that one looks tough!

After fiddling with it for a while, I must ammend that statement. That one's a fciukng bctih!

I got it in under 5 minutes :P

it's obviously a list. From the _look_ of the list, I thought it was from 'Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles' when they go to Florida and they have a billboard with jokes, and the last one says 'Recounts'. So I tried that word, and sure again, there it was:

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Welcome to Florida
Official state jokes:
- Old people
- Walking catfish
- Recounts

[Reply #255 on:]

QLN: DRMM, KNEBLN-VQF, DKRF N QVLRY KNX, KR QVLRY DKQJ ZPVNFRVV NJ DQV BA XNFR QFY WBFURWJPERY JKQJ XG XBJKRE DQV Q CEBVJNJPJR.

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[Reply #256 on:]

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aki: well, hiroki-san, when I asked him, he asked what business it was of mine and conjectured that my mother was a prostitute.
shouldn't it be "axed?" 

 

YCHRTC IRBGCHR: EY RTB BYKSEIT ZQLYRHXIEVB DCYX OHQIRERLRBI VBZQHCRB RTBEH HQQDI GERT WBIREPB KQLHVI.

[Reply #257 on:]

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NARTHA STEWART: IN THE ENGLISH COUNTRYSIDE MANY PROSTITUTES DECORATE THEIR ROOMS WITH FESTIVE GOURDS.

"XA AXHGV QXXC! WAG WZFKON! KW NZVN AGOG WAZW WAG JZJKGN QXNG WAGKO FVMZEZ QKCG LXZW ZPWGO WAGKO PKONW VGZO. KNH'W WAZW KHWGOGNWKHR AXHGV?"

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"Oh honey look! The tapirs! It says here that the babies lose their
pyjama-like coat after their first year. Isn't that interesting, honey?"

 

PKYNKR: ZPK QKHZYXF GEYKXEQYXQD CR QBHWEQZCHU XH CHRIKQZCBH ZBNBYYBT. C TCFF LCHXFFD GK IYBNBZKW ZB UYXWK 35, ZPK 35ZP PCUPKRZ UYXWK ZPKYK CR.

[Reply #259 on:]

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HERMES: THE CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY IS CONDUCTING AN INSPECTION TOMORROW. I WILL FINALLY BE PROMOTED TO GRADE 35, THE 35TH HIGHEST GRADE THERE IS.

"WQLOZFR CQIF BDMRU NQ LDER ZES NJRE HDBB CQIFURBMRU" - PPF

[Reply #260 on:]

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"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!" -BBR
didn't get the initials until I got the quote, I couldn't for the life of me think of a character with the same first and 2nd initial - always forget bender's middle name is bending.

 

NGHFBZK XBRCF: GBP TPAJ CIBPW WYJTJ NYCZAT? HPZKJIBBL TCGT YPRCF VJHT IJFK KBXF CW LFJJ.

[Reply #261 on:]

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CYGNOID WOMAN: YOU SURE ABOUT THESE CHAIRS? GUIDEBOOK SAYS HUMAN PEGS BEND DOWN AT KNEE

"OCC, LOSK QMZX SDLUSNHXK CX. LXPFO CX LM IPJX SL" - AVB

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"Hmm, this 'love' intrigues me. Teach me to fake it" - ___

Quote by Zoiderg -- but since not a single letter in the sentence matches the name, I don't know what Paul put in there; Probably DRZ.

I very much prefer if the name is ommited instead of being garbled this way :P

[Reply #263 on:]

 

Originally posted by Leandro:

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"Hmm, this 'love' intrigues me. Teach me to fake it" - ___

Quote by Zoiderg -- but since not a single letter in the sentence matches the name, I don't know what Paul put in there; Probably DRZ.

I very much prefer if the name is ommited instead of being garbled this way :P

DJZ - Doctor John Zoidberg.   Name Omissions will make it much more fun.

[Reply #264 on:]

"YU'J AEGGX. XQE BYPI YG UCI EGYPIDJI, WEU XQE GIPID MQ UCIJI UCYGHJ EGUYB JQZIQGI FQZIJ UQ PYJYU." - CYMIQEJ BQWJUID

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[Reply #265 on:]

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"IT'S FUNNY. YOU LIVE IN THE UNIVERSE, BUT YOU NEVER DO THESE THINGS UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO VISIT." - HIDEOUS LOBSTER

DQBRDQG: KHG, HR'K USR UQVQKKBGP SG CHKQ RS EQ UBFQI.

Whoops, that was a bit fast, must have hit onto that one a bit quick!

[Reply #266 on:]

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Heather: Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.

[Reply #267 on:]

IEGTMA: XFMI OV NQGE TOVVOQA? MEK NQG DSMAAOAL IQ TMPK VQTK POAH QB MSOKA-FGTMA FNZEOH?
CQOHZKEL: MEK NQG RQTOAL QAIQ TK?

[Reply #268 on:]

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TRUMAN WHAT IS YOUR MISSION? ARE YOU PLANNING TO MAKE SOME KIND OF ALIEN-HUMAN HYBRID?

ZOIDBERG: ARE YOU COMING ONTO ME?

"D HEC JZW NERS AZQJF OZRS ZJ WNDX HDXXDZJ, VQW D FDF ADJF E MQWS ODWWOS MZHGEJDZJ PNZ STMUSWSX XWEUXNDG AQSO. EJF WNEWX LQXW EX YZZF"

[Reply #269 on:]

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"I may not have found love on this mission, but I did find a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel. And that's just as good"

[Reply #270 on:]

"UILMSBW, SLGGWMRS XULY: M'II SLUF WBG XUEB, ZVT HLGXJ TK WBG KIUXG."

[Reply #271 on:]

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"alright, greeting card: I'll grab the cash, you wreck up the place."

 

N: NWZLBGWQD'H DYU. BLMN, BLMN, BLMN.
D: YR'H ZWR HQMXX?
N: ZW, ZW, ZW.

I think this one will be pretty easy, but it's one of my favorite lines - it just cracks me up for some reason. Just put the first initials of the common names, since it's an exchange between two characters.

[Reply #272 on:]

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H: Honeycomb's big. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B: It's not small?
H: No, no, no.

[Reply #273 on:]

"DHW QXU UDT POJJ WKDJKW FWUDHQ UDTC LVUMOAXJ FDQU, XHQ DH IVXI QXU O VDLW UDT POJJ LOAG TL IVW LVDHW." -WHIOIU DS LTCW WHWCEU.

[Reply #274 on:]

Oh so that's what they said, need a new brain!

Damnit!

[Reply #275 on:]

Think I've got this one *prays*

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"ONE DAY YOU WILL EVOLVE BEYOND YOUR PHYSICAL BODY, AND ON THAT DAY I HOPE YOU WILL PICK UP THE PHONE." -ENTITY OF PURE ENERGY

O'I ZWYJ QUW'PP EJ EFRL XU VJYU ZUUC JCUWSN

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I'm sure you'll be back to zero soon enough - Leela

 

DBIEFZJYRE YP FIAIBP: R QIUYPH MEYT VBRPRV. QNJ, IZ I DPYUFHAIE, R BIKY EC VUCQPYA JYPPREF BRZ ACZJ REJRAIJY GURYEXZ IPP IQCNJ BRA.

[Reply #277 on:]

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CHANGSTEIN EL GAMAHL: I BARELY KNEW PHILIP. BUT, AS A CLERGYMAN, I HAVE NO PROBLEM TELLING HIS MOST INTIMATE FRIENDS ALL ABOUT HIM.  (B'UH?)

VPV, K BPGRS ZVDYH K VYZ HDYRRU TRYUKMA LKHQGYR ZODDCYRR

[Reply #278 on:]

heheheh. The name was from the script, I don't think they ever said it in the series, but I included it since every letter in the name WAS included in the rest of the quote 

[Reply #279 on:]

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"wow, I could swear I was really playing virtual skeeball!" -Amy

And since people seem to want to omit the names, it's fine with me (think I suggested it back on page 1 or 2 but people then seemed reluctant at the time)

 

P'J TXK IZJPEPZM QPKF KFW KNRW XI KFPTB P'J HWWPTB.

And between that and finishing my fanscript, my brain is officially drained for the night. No thinky 4 i til after sleepy