Game: Decrypt this!

[Reply #160 on:]

New one. Long, and thus easy:

   

"ALAXDFPA'V HUTHDV BP EHLFRX FE VHLBPW IBJUAX'V GXHBP; GRJ TIAP DFR NRJ BJ BP JIA GFOD FE H WXAHJ TIBJA VIHXZ, FFFI, VROOAPUD DFR'LA WFPA JFF EHX." - EHXPVTFXJI

Use Gopher's handy encryption script to encode your own in seconds!

[Reply #161 on:]

whooooa, hey leandro. haven't seen you around these parts for a while...

[Reply #162 on:]

Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain; but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, oooh, suddenly you've gone too far. - Farnsworth

New one:
 

ZFRQ POK QRQW HWCQV LCAEMP HKWGCGX ONN HZQ HR, LCHHCGX VOBG BCHZ POKW JZCMVWQG, FGV ZCHHCGX HZQA? -UQGVQW

[Reply #163 on:]

 

whooooa, hey leandro. haven't seen you around these parts for a while...

I just needed an incentive to actually post, and those cryptograms sure gave me it ;P

Anyway:

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Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? -Bender

The letter O was unencoded. New one in a second...

[Reply #164 on:]

 

"N'T IHZZV IUJ JAUZJP-EHSDJB XUZJSDP HZ BNG VGG!" -SDR

[Reply #165 on:]

 

The letter O was unencoded.

Sorry, my laziness made me not proofread that one.  As for yours, these 3-character names can be quite the challenge - even if it is Fry, Amy, Sal or Mom, that only gives us 2 or 3 letters to work with for the rest of the puzzle.  Now back to solving...

[Reply #166 on:]

If you want hints:

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* It's NOT a main character, though he's appeared in several episodes.

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* This quote is from the series' first episode.

Big hint:

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* It's a robot.

BIGGER hint:

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* There's a number spelled in the quote.

[Reply #167 on:]

Q: Jensor, did you use my prog linked from last page to encrypt that? because I thought I fixed that and uploaded a new version?
This is the version I think I fixed...

[Reply #168 on:]

I had this one bookmarked - http://www.geocities.com/gophritzvonburrow/Cryptogram/

I don't know if you have several different versions out there or just one that you keep updating, but that's what I used to encode it.

Edit:  Well, after reading all 4 hints and spoilers, I managed to get it!  I completely forgot about this character.  I guess I'll post the answer since no one else has, but the next one goes to Leandro.

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I'm gonna get twenty-fourth century on his ass! - URL

[Reply #169 on:]

Awww, do I have to post another? C'mon, I want to decode too :P

[Reply #170 on:]

I'll gladly take your turn if you want.  I have a good quote lined up!

Edit: Wow I didn't even realize you were the one that posted the previous quote.  For some reason, I thought Gopher put it up.  Well I guess it's mine now!

 

C WKBBKIU HIWIV BKDSJ CHS CWINV VI WS SMVKUPNKJXSO!  IX VXS ESOK'J CHS PIKUP VI LSSB VXKJ IUS. - XNWSHV

I tried to make it a little bit harder than my normal ones, just for you Leandro.

[Reply #171 on:]

Go ahead and post it. I wanna play!

[Reply #172 on:]

 

Originally posted by Leandro:
I just needed an incentive to actually post, and those cryptograms sure gave me it ;P

half-naked girls don't do it for you but cryptograms do...what a hardcore nerd...that's why we love you 

[Reply #173 on:]

 

half-naked girls don't do it for you but cryptograms do...

I'm happy with MY girl in any stage of dress (or undress), don't need any others ;P

Solved the previous one:

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A billion robot lives are about to be extinguished! Oh the Jedi's are going to feel this one. - Hubert

New one coming...

[Reply #174 on:]

OK, here's the new one:

"MFEWHN TWYKHP SCRCYN KN NKVI! JCF ZACZUA OCHTAS OMJ K'E NYKUU NKHPUA? KY'N RAVWFNA WUU YMA XKHA SCRCY NKNYASN WSA TWYKHP MFEWHN!" -RAHTAS

[Reply #175 on:]

.....you guys need a hint? :P

[Reply #176 on:]

 

Originally posted by Leandro:
OK, here's the new one:

"MFEWHN TWYKHP SCRCYN KN NKVI! JCF ZACZUA OCHTAS OMJ K'E NYKUU NKHPUA? KY'N RAVWFNA WUU YMA XKHA SCRCY NKNYASN WSA TWYKHP MFEWHN!" -RAHTAS

Think this is the quote, been a while since I saw the episode (I Dated A Robot) to be certain.

"HUMANS DATING ROBOTS IS SICK! YOU PEOPLE WONDER WHY I'M STILL SINGLE? IT'S BECAUSE ALL THE FINE ROBOTS SISTERS ARE DATING HUMANS!" - BENDER

[Reply #177 on:]

Yup, you got it. Post a new one? Use the link to the encoder in the first message of the page to make your own...

[Reply #178 on:]

 

Originally posted by Leandro:
Yup, you got it. Post a new one? Use the link to the encoder in the first message of the page to make your own...

Someone else can take my encryption turn, I love the challenge of trying to decrypt the message.   Plus I can't think of a decent Futurama quote at the moment.

[Reply #179 on:]

Jensor: the link you saved was to my original Java applet one. (actually it was the 2nd, the first was in C#) but some people couldn't get it to run apparently, so I wrote a javascript version which has less compatibility problems. I didn't fix the java one so it checks for A==A, but I did fix the javascript one.

and I guess I'll take the turn, so somebody can get back to decrypting....

   

"PTU, L'KXFX GQB ZAIB JN OZX UIGV. [PTU ELJFFTXE NGEO ZTK GQB ZAIBE JN OZX BAAN UIGV HXZTQB ZTK.] GQB YGWX TO G ITOOIX, UAF VAB'E EGPX." -SGNN

and Leandro, I feel you pain. Early in the thread, when I first started it, I'd wait a day sometimes before someone decrypted one I posted, and then they'd pass on their turn and I'd have to encode another myself. :P

[Reply #180 on:]

Kif, c'mere and hold up the flag. [Kif scurries past him and holds up the DOOP flag behind him.]  And wave it a little for God's sake. - Zapp

Ok, you forced me too.  I think this one is pretty darn hard (or it would be for me if I had to decrypt it).  I did cheat with this one, you would say, to give it some flavor!

 

EAAL, FN, X'N BNQKTKIIBZ UA KZNXU UMXI QFU HAF SATYBZ NB UA: X YKP'U DA AFU UAPXDMU QBYKFIB...[UMB IMKLXPD IUAVI QFU EBBEK IUXEE IMAFUI.] X MKGB IRBKUH QAAU TKIM! -AFT SKGATXUB YMKTKYUBT AP SFUFTKNK

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It's not the characters name

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It's a main character

[Reply #181 on:]

It wasn't so hard. X'N and a lone X give away I'M and I; guessing YKP'U as CAN'T gives away that UAPXDMU is TONIGHT; and so on. Thus:

 

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Look, um, I'm enbarrassed to admit this but you forced me to: I can't go out tonight because... [the shaking stops but Leela still shouts.] I have sweaty boot rash!
- Our favorite character on Futurama

[Reply #182 on:]

Here's the new one:

"FHKXH OCVV UHO CUZKHYQRP ZHUCLIZ'W RTUYCYTZPW: GQUN IQFTU UQFXPK HUP, GQUN IQFTU UQFXPK ZOH, TUY FHKXH'W LHHY DKCPUY, KCRITKY UCJHU." -FHKXH

[Reply #183 on:]

Hint required? :P

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It's from episode 2x03 A Head in the Polls

[Reply #184 on:]

"morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates: puny human number one, puny human number two,
and morbo's good friend, richard nixon." -morbo

that one was tricky until I guessed "morbo" since he talks about himself in the 3rd person a lot, then "puny human" wasn't hard to guess, and the rest fell into place.

and a new one:

"WCHHD, HMGGHC OIL. M VMHH UCNGADB BDX!" -ODARD

short but shouldn't be too tricky.

and no hint was required, I just hadn't gotten home yet 

[Reply #185 on:]

Lazy guy.

[Reply #186 on:]

Well, that quote took five minutes:

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"Hello, little man! I will destroy you!" -Morbo

[Reply #187 on:]

New one:

"DL Q NGZW JPW OLLEQWD BLR CGIW JL KGSX GXI JPW EQID, GXI JPWB OLRHIX'J AWHQWZW QJ; JPWB SWTW IWHQOQLRD! ARJ, Q IQNTWDD. (DPLRJQXN) JTWCAHW, URXB WGTJPHQXND! LXW IGB CB TGOW SQHH IWDJTLB BLR GHH!" -CLTAL (GNGQX)

[Reply #188 on:]

So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids, and they couldn't believe it; They were delicious!  But, I digress. (shouting) tremble puny Earthlings!  One day my race will destroy you all! -Morbo (again)

New one:
 

LI, ILN TNXYR.  WFW IO TA ROTQA WFO VTFEROQQRG?  AL QIJOWQ, GLY QTG.  NORR, ILN FQ IFQ NFXO ILRWFEC YV?  AL QIJOWQ, GLY QTG. -XJG'Q (PTEG CJOTAQ) EOVION

[Reply #189 on:]

"Oh, how awful. did he at least die painlessly? to shreds, you say. well, how is his wife holding up? to shreds, you say." -fry's (many greats) nephew

Jensor, you posted while I was solving that last one! grrr 

[Reply #190 on:]

Since long ones with stage notes are popular, try this one out:

 

QDAKXSAVI: NZXSZKLRZXWDN IDIEDAX VH SWD OFONDIB, Z YADXDKS SV BVR, SWD ADTDAXD XFREO XRZS. VEXDATD! [WD QOTDX O XSZFP ZK HAVKS VH O HZXW ZK O SOKP.] HDSFW! [WD SWAVQX SWD XSZFP OFAVXX SWD YCOSHVAI OKN WZX HZXW YRSX VK SWD XRZS, QWZFW WOX SQV CZSSCD IDFWOKZFOC CDLX. SWD HZXW LDSX VRS VH SWD SOKP, QOCPX OFAVXX SWD XSOLD, YZFPX RY SWD XSZFP OKN WOKNX ZS SV QDAKXSAVI.] KVQ, XZS! [SWD HZXW NVDXK'S NV OKBSWZKL.] Z XOZN XZS! [XSZCC KVSWZKL.] EON HZXW!
[WD WZSX SWD HZXW QZSW O KDQXYOYDA OKN ZS XZSX. SWD ORNZDKFD OYYCORNX. HOAKXQVASW LAVOKX.]

[Reply #191 on:]

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Wernstrom: distinguished members of the academy, I present to you, the reverse scuba suit. Observe! [He waves a stick in front of a fish in a tank.] Fetch! [He throws the stick across the platform and his fish puts on the suit, which has two little mechanical legs. The fish gets out of the tank, walks across the stage, picks up the stick and hands it to Wernstrom.] Now, sit! [The fish doesn't do anything.] I said sit! [Still nothing.] Bad fish! [He hits the fish with a newspaper and it sits. The audience applauds. Farnsworth groans.]

Long quotes are ridiculously easy. Let me post another one in a second.

[Reply #192 on:]

Here we go:

   

WF, T JPXXWD ZD DWV AFTDMZDM FZXVWUH YUWI IU. Z'I-IH-WGD-MUTDQKT! JPV'X MPV VFP FPJJ WSV WY FPUP TJUPTQH! XAUPG FZXVWUH! -YTUDXGWUVF

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[Reply #193 on:]

Zzzz... what's happening guys? Nobody solved it yet?

[Reply #194 on:]

OH! A LESSON IN NOT CHANGING HISTORY FROM MR. I'M-MY-OWN-GRANDPA! LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE ALREADY! SCREW HISTORY! - FARNSWORTH

Will post an encryption later, when I've thought of a suitable quote, providing the above is correct.

[Reply #195 on:]

Yep, it's correct.

Should we keep a score board, or screw scores?

[Reply #196 on:]

...waiting for new quote...
...will post one if nothing's up in 30 mins...

[Reply #197 on:]

“AMQQR UXPJR PJR-QPRQFA WD APJRXPUW, RZQ CFWDQAAWF ZPA SQQJ QPRQJ SL UXPJR PJRQPRQFA” – SKFQPKIFPR IWJFPG

[Reply #198 on:]

That one was a little tough :P

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"Sweet giant ant-eaters of Santiago, the Professor has been eaten by giant ant-eaters" –Bureaucrat Conrad

[Reply #199 on:]

And here's the new one:

"NGQWPBVGE JOU, WAG DVTGUWJYGT JTDGQWPBGE UK WAG GQWGBYBVEG NBGS BJVQGT TUSQ PYUQ LF YXJQGW. UDGB JQT UDGB, V SJWNAGT WAGL. GEYGNVJXXF WAG KVDG SVWA WAG GQGBOF IGVQOE. V JL LGXXXDJB! EGGB UK WAG WJYGE, HQUSGB UK WAG GYVEUTGE! WBGLIXG IGKUBG LF GQNFNXUYJGTVN HQUSXGTOG UK EWJB WBGH!" -LGXXXDJB

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