Game: Decrypt this!

[Reply #120 on:]

"valentine's day's coming? aw, crap! i forgot to get a girlfriend again!" - fry

I'm keeping my fingers crossed but
hopefully that new version will work for everyone!


"R GCCMCM QP LCCI FK IRZJ ZNCJJCM YOYRGJQ KPTN IRZICJJ ECYD." -YFK

Use my handy encryption proggie to encode your own in seconds!

[Reply #121 on:]

I needed to feel my lips pressed against your lipless beak. - Amy

This next one is kind of long, but it'll be worth it for whoever gets it.  Furthermore, it's a 1 time character.  Also Gopher, this is putting your program to the test =).

 

PUF XODOLWIOJ JFBPJ BLF JPOAAFN RWPU FBTXF NIRS BSN PUF NBJUQIBLN WSXBWN RWPU PUF QFBCJ IA B PUIOJBSN FBTXFJ. BXJI, PUFLF BLF JIEF FBTXFJ OSNFL PUF AXIILQIBLNJ. - MWZPIL

[Reply #122 on:]

Very appropriate considering the previous quote.

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I do think, though, that MWZPIL appeared in a later episode, checking his pal out of Fry's room.  (Making him a two-time character.)  But I'll have to check to make sure.

[Reply #123 on:]

Haven't read the spoiler, gonna decrypt it myself, but it's your turn next Tom, since you got Jensor's first

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finished decrypting it, realised I'm a doofus because I thought you had put a spoiler block containing the decyphered quote in the last post, heheh.
yer right about the 2nd appearance, tho.

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The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down and the dashboard inlaid with the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards. - Victor

And incidentally, I guess my proggie passed the test.  It DOES sometimes repace a letter with itself, which I might "fix" later, atm I just tend to proofread my own and re-enctypt (just hit the button again, don't have to re-enter the original) before pasting them here.

[Reply #124 on:]

So is replacing a letter with itself against the rules? I've avoided it when manually encrypting quotes, but it doesn't seem like it would be a big deal... anyway, just wondering.

Also, whose go is it now, Tom's or Gopher's?

[Reply #125 on:]

It's not a big deal, and not against the rules per say but some people get annoyed (see page 2) and I just try to avoid it myself.

Tom didn't post the answer, but his post clearly showed he had decrypted it, so I'd say it's his go, if he doesn't go by tomorrow afternoon I'll post another one.

[Reply #126 on:]

Which episode are you referring to, TomAllen?  I'm sure you're right, I just can't remember which episode offhand he's in.

[Reply #127 on:]

"Insane in the Mainframe" he came to visit his boss, malfunctioning eddie. Returned later when they released him.

[Reply #128 on:]

Ah yes, of course.  "The doctor says you are making great strides with your exploding problem."

[Reply #129 on:]

Yeah, I'd forgotten that too...

Anyway, it's been quite a while, so I presume nobody will mind if I keep things moving & take this turn:

 

ZPD ADEZ WKI UMZN K HUFG'E ADL UE ZPFNTHP PDF YKFDMZE. PKVD EDB WUZP ZPDX, KML INT'FD UM.

-JKYY

[Reply #130 on:]

Got myself confused for a while on that one, trying to make "HUFG'E" into a common contraction (they'd, that's, aren't, wasn't, etc) which didn't work, heh.

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the best way into a girl's bed is through her parents. have sex with them, and you're in.
-Zapp

and a new one:
 

"PWVEQPR UOIDJ FWS GDDK UWMD KQID O UOP VEOP O VESPADMZWSROMGOKZWPTQMA. JW EWX USZE XDMD FWS VEQPIQPR WG JYDPAQPR WP VEQJ VESPADMZWSROMGOKZWPTQMA?" -JOKDJUOP

figure out what the hell "VESPADMZWSROMGOKZWPTQMA" is and you're there   

[Reply #131 on:]

"NOTHING MAKES YOU FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN THAN A THUNDERCOUGARFALCONBIRD. SO HOW MUCH WERE YOU THINKING OF SPENDING ON THIS THUNDERCOUGARFALCONBIRD?" -SALESMAN

[Reply #132 on:]

And now for the new one:

 

B'PP UTPP ZEI NHZ B QOEIVHU ZEI HTOT, ZEI UNBRT QJMTG QJOF QJVS! QTRJIST B'KT JPNJZS NJAUTG J GJIVHUTO UE PEKT. ZEI NJAU UE VTU JGEDUTG, ZEI PBUUPT SMJAM? - XEX

(Proofreading the thing I notice <i>three</i> letters are the same in the input and the output :P Oh well, I'm too lazy to make a better encoder, so this'll do.)

[Reply #133 on:]

wow, three? that's a record, I've seen 2 before. If you used my encoder, you could just hit encode again, since it's a substitution-cypher repeated encryption always produces a valid cryptogram. I'll probably rewrite mine one more time later to check for and eliminate such repetitions, shouldn't be too difficult.

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I'll tell you why I brought you here, you twice baked barf bags! because i've always wanted a daughter to love. you want to get adopted, you little skank? - mom

and here's another:

   

"K VMR'N QKZD NSD QMMZJ MI NSKJ VMWNMC. K PDN K'BD QMJN FMCD OTNKDRNJ NSTR SD'J DBDR NCDTNDV." -UMKVPDCH

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Fixed my program, kindof hacked solution but I haven't been going for elegance with this thing to begin with and it works. Now it should never replace A with A again. All rejoice, or something. Dunno how long it'll take for the new file to replace the old in all of geocities' caches, though, so the old might come up for a while.

[Reply #134 on:]

"I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS DOCTOR. I BET I'VE LOST MORE PATIENTS THAN HE'S EVEN TREATED." -ZOIDBERG

[Reply #135 on:]

Okay, new one:

 

AN'CN VJJ WXKT LNCN; TANVSK, LVECK, WVTTK, WXKT. - JNN JNYGF

Character name might be a bit of a cheat ;p

[Reply #136 on:]

That was fast. Suspiciously fast...

[Reply #137 on:]

we're all guys here; sweaty, hairy, gassy, guys. - lee lemon

Guess I'm not one to talk about "suspiciously fast" though so ...   

Actually tho that one was pretty easy; guessed "we're" for "--'--" as there aren't that many 2'2 contractions, and the repeated e clinched it, then all is an obvious guess too, and from that plus the punctuation I guessed the quote.

[Reply #138 on:]

You're in luck that I didn't find this page earlier. I'm a sucker for cryptograms. In fact I really love the second alien language, that had a much more complicated cypher.

[Reply #139 on:]

Nah, glad to have you here, though some of the people who take 10+ minutes to puzzle them out may get frustrated if we kept trading them back and forth every 5 minutes... 

here's yet another one:
 

"GHXAUNF! VNAJJS-VNGJ-VNGJ-VGKKHP! HGS DZJP DEAW ZW JP, YMYPD!" -DHMXJD

This one might be tricky, not sure. Have fun.

[Reply #140 on:]

Gee, you posted right when I asked "New one?" :P

Let's see here....

[Reply #141 on:]

That one was specially selected for you, it's very evil. If you get it, you'll have officially impressed me. 

[Reply #142 on:]

I'm kinda stuck with "and this time he is" for the second part, but breaking my brain trying to remember a character whose name fits Ta??it...

[Reply #143 on:]

heheh. Amazingly, "and this time he is" is not correct. At all. Not a single letter. 
As I said, it's very evil, I wouldn't have posted it until you came along and started solving everything so fast.. I figured thundercougarfalconbird would keep people stumped for a while 

If you want a hint, I'll encode the very next line from the script in the same cypher; it's a short one.

[Reply #144 on:]

A cypher with a pattern fitting more than one answer? Dang! Alright, gotta rework that one from scratch... at least I don't have to figure out who the hell Ta??it is...

[Reply #145 on:]

heh, yeah, I knew it was theoretically possible but I've never seen something that long that could be two different meaningful phrases before

for the record, it is a one-time character

[Reply #146 on:]

The hint I'll ask for is, this character's name was mentioned on-screen (in which case I might be able to remember it) or only in the credits or script (in which case I can give up trying to guess it already)?

[Reply #147 on:]

He's named in the show, his full name is "DHMXJD JGBCPWKAP"
I've encoded the next line, if you want another hint or nobody gets it by tonight, I'll post that too.

[Reply #148 on:]

Hmmm. Going to put it away for a while and then try again with a fresh mind. Don't say the answer! :P

[Reply #149 on:]

here's a hint for anyone who needs it, as this one is REALLY EVIL. This is the very next line, encrypted with the same cypher, MINUS the name of the speaker (that would be too big a hint, as it's a principle character)

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"VZV! FNP ZXAUAWGH IGXFS VZXJ!"

since this is so far down the thread, here's the original quote again too
"GHXAUNF! VNAJJS-VNGJ-VNGJ-VGKKHP! HGS DZJP DEAW ZW JP, YMYPD!" -DHMXJD JGBCPWKAP

and now I'm going to do something besides lurk here. Happy cracking!

[Reply #150 on:]

...since when are whimmy, wham and wazzle real words? :P

Man, that took forever.

[Reply #151 on:]

"ALRIGHT! WHIMMY-WHAM-WHAM-WAZZLE!
LAY SOME SKIN ON ME, DUDES!" - SLURMS MACKENZIE

"WOW! THE ORIGINAL PARTY WORM!"

I would have NEVER gotten that without the second line as a hint. I *had* actually tried "ALRIGHT!" as the first exclamation (together with "CAUTION!" and others) but the rest of Slurms' line didn't provide any hints. However, the word '?RIGI?AL' was pretty obvious when I tried again with the second line.

Evil. Really evil.

Now for mine. Very easy:

 

"AMCK KYKZRSS, KYKZRSS"
"AMCK RXX, RXX"
- SKKSR RAN UKQ NRPK

And another one that's not from the episodes, but after decoding THAT MONSTER I feel I have the right to post it: :P

 

"LS SJI UEPH AK IXESAUELYEWEGZ, SJEP UIFAUSIU LFFYLQXP SJI XIREPI AK SJI FLSJISEM JQRLG PFIMEIP. VCLJLJLJL!" - RAUVA

[Reply #152 on:]

They're not real words, but it's an exact quote....  I *said* it was evil, and I gave the other hint because I started feeling guilty and didn't want you to bust your head against it too long heheh

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the first one:
"nice eyeball, eyeball; nice ass, ass" - leela and her date

the speaker messed me up on that one!

and the extra-series challenge:
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"at the risk of editorializing, this reporter applauds the demise of the pathetic human species. bwahahaha!" - morbo

that one actually seemed easier to me, with the laugh and the "the"s (a laugh is about the only thing that repeats 2 letters over like that!    )

 

and a new one:[/i]
"XL, F CH NAXPK. BLCI BFZZ F IKZZ HM LXAAFNZK BFWK?" -FSUKK

[Reply #153 on:]

I got it.

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"OH, I AM BROKE. WHAT WILL I TELL MY HORRIBLE WIFE?" - IPGEE

The quote was easy, but I had to Google for the character name. Never heard of this 'Ipgee' guy. (I know, he's Leela's ex-boss)

New one:

 

"LUBL YPH OFJFL XQ MOPBL, UTU? QTOP ABKP AP VFFG VXGP B DXVP FW SOBD!" - JPYKPO JPYKXYM OFKOXMTPI

[Reply #154 on:]

"That new robot is great, huh? Sure made me look like a pile of crap!" - Bender Bending Rodriguez

Your attempt at trickiness with the name gave the game away 

New one in a minute...

[Reply #155 on:]

 

WJBRAAU J KREH R CZZM FARL. XHH, PKTHH KSQRB WHQRAHX, R BSQOHT RBM R GJBC CJEJBC KJQXHAW OTRJB XSTCHTU.

-VZJMOHTC

[Reply #156 on:]

FINALLY I HAVE A GOOD CLAW. SEE, THREE HUMAN FEMALES, A NUMBER AND A KING GIVING HIMSELF BRAIN SURGERY. - ZOIDBERG

(Playing poker; with 'good claw' he means 'good hand')

[Reply #157 on:]

New one. Short, but maybe that'll make it tricky:

 

OUHCPPS'O LEXXQ KTZ AJZ DQS JZ MTWZK. - OUHCPPS

[Reply #158 on:]

man, puzzled on that one for a while before the name finally clicked,

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"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived." -Scruffy

and another:

 

"LJ'H JLYC HKYCKUC AWF JAC ZKGMWSC JK HJWUF GR WUF HWD: 'L'Y WSWLUHJ JAKHC JALUSH JAWJ CBCMDNKFD AWJCH'" -XWZO XKAUHKU

[Reply #159 on:]

 

"IT'S TIME SOMEONE HAD THE COURAGE TO STAND UP AND SAY: 'I'M AGAINST THOSE THINGS THAT EVERYBODY HATES'" - JACK JOHNSON