Whats my line? Framegrab thread

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totalnerduk- Man, do you know what lol means, it was a joke...

[Reply #641 on:]

uhh, I think you clicked the wrong thread.  This is the "what's my line" thread, not the "guess the framegrab thread" lol.

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lol yeah i must have edited that just as you posted lol

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Sorry lads, was unable to get on the net. (bfme 2  )

Leela: "OK FRY THATS ENOUGH!, STOP GOING THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER!"

Fry: "But Leela, I didn't..."

WHACK

Leela: "Don't make up excuses Fry! I know it was you!"

Fry Starts To Sob

Professor: "Hmm, I think its time to have a look through Leela's underpants drawer again."

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Originally posted by soylentOrange:

Reposted for your ease.

[Reply #645 on:]

no offence but thats a pretty crap pic

[Reply #646 on:]

That's fine it's a caption contest not a framegrab quality contest.

Prof: Is Leela sleepwalking again?

Fry: Yes, (sob) and she hasn't brushed her teeth all week.

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You spam, you bring trolls and you insult the regulars. Just leave.

Ontopic:

Fry: But...but i thought we had a chance, you and I...

Leela: I'm sorry, but it just didn't work out that way. I'm with the professor now.

Professor: You, stay away from her! 1 phone call mate, one phone call!

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Kind of crappy but whaterver:

Leela: come on Fry Lets do it!!!
Fry(crying): Ok captian
Professor: Aww. But it's my turn!!!

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lol

Fry: *crying* I can't believe the professor killed my dog
Leela: aww...we can always buy a new one
Professor: But he killed my dog!
Leela: but fry is the umm...caption
Professor: I hate you!

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Leela:fry how many times do i have to tell you leave the proffesors inventions alone
Fry  :owww i was only tryng to turn bender into a she-robot so he could be my willing sex slave.
Leela:does bender no about this?
Fry:no i was going to use the proffesors mind controle ray

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Leela: Come on Fry, let's make out.
Fry: Whats wrong with you Leela? You've resisted all of my previous [checks hand] 1425 advances, whats so special about 1426?
Leela: I guess 1426 is just your lucky number big boy.
Fry: This is scary, help me Professor!
Professor: Jeez, you go to all the effort of inventing a way to program love, and this is how you're repaid.

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I'm gonna have to go with Mas Rarraf's since it had me chuckling for a good 5 minutes 

[Reply #653 on:]

that's only because he had a feather!

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what?

[Reply #655 on:]

someone go!

[Reply #656 on:]

Ok try this one on for size, the winner will be revealed after quite a lot of tries...

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Professor: After clsoe examination, it would appear to be some sort of greenish goo. Any ideas, Bubblegum?

Bubblegum: You sneezed on my whiteboard.

Professor: Nonsense! Why would I do that? Now be quiet, whilst I examine this strange and mysterious ooze...

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Professor: After studying this 'thing' for well over an hour, I draw to a conclusion that this is some sort of board...possibly white.

Bubblegum: We already knew that you funky idiot.

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Professor: hmm...This sneeze marked as a explosion can spread through the basketball court wiping out mankind permanently!
Bubblegum: You forgot too count this star. One uncounted star means false answer
Professor: Isn't that a triangle?
Bubblegum: No
Professor: Then it will explode the whole earth
Bubblegum: What about this star?

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totalnerduk gets it for the gag about the Professor being senile as he usually is lol    Well done!

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6 days later and Dave B declares a winner. I think we can give him gold for 'Longest Time Taken to Declare Winner'

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Originally posted by H. G. Blob:
6 days later and Dave B declares a winner. I think we can give him gold for 'Longest Time Taken to Declare Winner'

Hahahahaha I kniowI kinda forgot about it lol and plus its not entirely my faulkt as only 3 people tried so I was waitng for more to do so...... 

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Somebody else can have it.

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Zoidber: Why didn't anyone tell me this was a costume party?
Mom: Why did anyone tell him about the costume party?
Leela: Mabey if I click my heels together, he'll leave.

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Mom: I gathered this special meeting to disscuss why we have these dark gasses in my house.
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Leela: Uhh! don't tell me!
Zoidberg: No one ever tells me the joke 

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Mom: Oops--Simon didn't say to cross your arms!
Zoidberg: No no, I was, uh, itching my elbows!
Leela: Oh darnit, your brightly-painted fingernails distracted me! No fair!
Mom: You have no idea how hard it is to paint them when nail polish can melt you...

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Is futz going to pick a winner?

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Not sure if we shouldn't stick a fork in it but LayZ is my pick.

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(My attempt to revive this thread)

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Fry: So what if we've been lost in deep space for 3 years! Where's Leela?!?

Zoidberg: (Thinking) Don't lift the lid, don't lift the lid...

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Bender: And that's when they declared me King of Robonia.

Fry: You were never King of-

Zoidberg(off.camera): Has anyone seen may shell?

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Fry: Alright guys, let the first ever match of X-treme chef ping-pong begin! 

Remember, -1 point if you squish a meatball, +1 point of you hit the silverware and +5 points if the ball goes into the goblet.

Game ends when somebody scores 50 points with Leela.

...GO!

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Fry: Bender! I said pass the ravioli
Zoidberg: We have Ravioli?? Why am I eating the ping pong paddle? Well, a feast is a feast.

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Fry: Simon didn't say cross your arms! What's so hard about that?
Bender: I'm not programmed to listen to Simon, its a free planet, you know!
Zoidberg: I didn't cross my arms, I'm holding my claws! Which meal do I win?
Fry: Hey, why are we playing Simon-says at the dinner table?
Bender: I believe you mean the Captain's table.
Fry: Wait, this is a ping-pong table, not a--
Zoidberg: WHICH MEAL DO I WIN?!

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I'm going with futz, because it made me ask the question "What would Leela's skull look like after 3 years of decay?".

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Hermes:Amy! did you take my special cigars?
Amy: Uhhh, I think I saw Bender with them
Bender: No man...... I didn't touch them.... I'm hungry...

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Hermes: This is the last straw, Amy. You are no longer allowed to use the company microwave!!