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Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #520 on: 02-23-2006 02:46 »
« Last Edit on: 02-23-2006 02:46 »

Yay,



Obligitory TOTPD!
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #521 on: 02-23-2006 10:58 »
« Last Edit on: 02-23-2006 10:58 »

Fry: I think i'm seeing different colured spots.

Professor: Oh, such a lightweight.

Leela: Professor, I thought I told you not to give that "Drug-Free" Drug.

Professor: No, i gave that to Nibbler. I gave Fry the Puzzle Drug.

Fry: That explains why i can see a certain planet.

Leela: Earth?

Fry: It looks like it but it's not Earth.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #522 on: 02-23-2006 13:19 »

Leela: Knock it off, Fry.  This is a serious competition, not the loogie hock-athon.  Not to mention that the people in front of us are starting to get suspicious as to why their drink cups are staying full for so long.
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #523 on: 02-23-2006 15:25 »

Despite his best efforts, Fry turned out to be the only person bored by Brokeback Mountain.
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #524 on: 02-23-2006 15:32 »

Fry: Seriously....someone stop NBC from showing curling already...it's getting old.
audioslave38

Bending Unit
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« Reply #525 on: 02-23-2006 19:53 »

Fry: This is boring. [shouts] Quit boring everyone!!
Leela: Fry!  Blernsball is New New York's greatest pasttime.
Professor: Oh my, yes!  Why, I remember back in 2942, when I played for the Fightin' Lumberjacks...
[20 minutes later]
Professor: ...and that's why I'm permanently banned from Saturn.
[everyone wakes up]
Fry: Thanks, Professor.  Anything seems exciting compared to you!  BLERRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #526 on: 02-24-2006 13:52 »
« Last Edit on: 02-24-2006 13:52 »

Well it's been 24 hours, got the winner, Mas Rarraf?
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #527 on: 02-24-2006 20:22 »

Somehow NASCAR with nerfmobiles wasn't interesting to Fry.
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #528 on: 02-24-2006 20:45 »

Leela: Yes Fry, you make a great zombie. Nearly as good as the REAL ones on the pitch.
Foxxy Gurl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #529 on: 02-26-2006 17:25 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2006 00:00 »

Fry: *yawns* Man.. Shouldn't have tried that new Soylent Cola. It tastes kinda familiar, though.

(And lemme guess, TriggerHappyJim, you're gonna accuse me of spamming on THIS topic, right?)
TriggerHappyJim

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« Reply #530 on: 02-26-2006 19:23 »

Why would I do that?
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #531 on: 02-27-2006 06:42 »

Fry:I can't see the players, all i see is a oval shape and moving dots,....And...and a real large dot, wow! it's like counting stars.
Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #532 on: 02-27-2006 16:53 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by TriggerHappyJim:
Why would I do that?

Well, maybe it's beacuse you do that every single time I ost something. That's really annoying. I'm just posting, you know.
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #533 on: 02-27-2006 17:24 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2006 17:24 »

Fry: Ahhhh... ahhhh chooooo!

Professor: Watch where your sneezing I am currently haboring a strain of mutagenic bacterium in my lab coat, so watch what your contaminating!

Hermes: Isn't that potentially dangerous...!

Professor: Yes! For the international enthusiasts here!... Your point being...
TriggerHappyJim

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« Reply #534 on: 02-27-2006 18:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Foxxy Gurl: That's really annoying. I'm just posting, you know.

I can only remember once. I made a strong point of it though, so I apologise.

Foxxy Gurl

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« Reply #535 on: 02-27-2006 19:11 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by TriggerHappyJim:
 I can only remember once. I made a strong point of it though, so I apologise.


It's ok.
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #536 on: 02-28-2006 04:40 »

COMMMMMMMMMMON
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #537 on: 03-01-2006 02:04 »
« Last Edit on: 03-01-2006 02:04 »

Woah Sorry computer stuffed up again   frown

It would have to be between audioslave38 and DrThunder88...


hmm...

i'd say audioslave38.

BenderNeedBooze

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« Reply #538 on: 03-01-2006 03:18 »

bad computer eh....
Dave B

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« Reply #539 on: 03-01-2006 07:29 »

Well done audioslave I thought yours was good to your turn  smile
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #540 on: 03-02-2006 02:44 »

we know....
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #541 on: 03-06-2006 12:03 »

24 hour rule. Someoneelse do it, im busy
Dave B

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« Reply #542 on: 03-06-2006 16:47 »

Ok, will do:



Lets see who can get the funniest for this.....  big grin
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #543 on: 03-07-2006 19:16 »

Leela: *ahem* I'm here about Fry, there's something wrong with him
Fry: What'up?
Leela: He, He, Umm...Let us through!
Zapp: Wh...Wh...Who are you?
Bender: Mr. Robo Family
audioslave38

Bending Unit
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« Reply #544 on: 03-07-2006 19:24 »

oops, sorry I missed my turn

Leela: Well, we caught Fry.  He was stuck in the dishwasher.
Fry: I thought it was the shower...
Bender: What's up with Zapp?
Kif: Oh, we're playing hide and seek.  It's a good way to get rid of him for a few hours.
Zapp: Pathetic non-captains... no one can find the Zapper.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #545 on: 03-09-2006 17:37 »

Leela: What is wrong with Zapp?
Kif: He just saw an educational video on STD's.
Zapp: OH GOD, NO!!
JBERGES

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« Reply #546 on: 03-09-2006 19:06 »

Leela: And that's why Fry here needs a   ...Kif? Are you even paying attention?
Kif:  Oh God, he's presenting...
anonymoose

Bending Unit
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« Reply #547 on: 03-09-2006 20:35 »

Kif: Do you have it?
Leela: We sure do! Even we wouldn't screw up a delivery as important as this. Fry, the letter.
Fry: Ok.
Leela: Err... Fry? The letter?
Fry: Yes Captain.
Leela: You don't have it do you?
Fry: No Ma'am.
Leela: Bender? You did remember to stock the bathroom before we left didn't you?
Bender: I'll never understand you humans and the need for a toilet other than disposing of evidence.
Zapp: I'm not getting discharged then?
Kif: It would appear not today sir.
Foxxy Gurl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #548 on: 03-09-2006 21:25 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2006 21:25 »

Leela: Where's Zapp?
Kif: He's in the chair, showing off his stupidity.
Fry: When he's done, it's my turn.
miss_bender

Starship Captain
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« Reply #549 on: 03-09-2006 22:20 »

Leela: What's up with Zapp?
Kiff:Oh, he spilled juice...
Zapp:Nooo! If I step in that stuff my boots will be ruined!
Bender:And nooo! My shiny metal ass could rust!
Glasses

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« Reply #550 on: 03-10-2006 01:05 »
« Last Edit on: 03-10-2006 01:05 »

Leela: What in space is wrong with him?
Kif: We were playing "The Floor is Made Of Lava" but things got out of hand*sigh*
Fry: Hey do I smell bacon?
Leela: Shut up, Fry

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
-Homer
The Decapodian

Bending Unit
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« Reply #551 on: 03-10-2006 15:30 »
« Last Edit on: 03-10-2006 15:30 »

Zapp: Are the killbots gone?
Kif: Yes sir. They left after you collapsed from shock.
Zapp: Hey! They were going to kill me!
Kif: (Whispers to Leela) I wish someone would.


IT IS COMEING...BE AFRAID
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #552 on: 03-10-2006 18:30 »
« Last Edit on: 03-10-2006 18:30 »

I'm gonna give it to anonymoose for the moron Fry gag and also the Zap discharge gag for his annoying attitude, well done mate...
anonymoose

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« Reply #553 on: 03-11-2006 11:51 »
« Last Edit on: 03-11-2006 11:51 »

Thanks! It's good to see that toilet humor still makes people laugh   smile



I'll announce a winner in three days.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #554 on: 03-11-2006 20:57 »

Garfunkle: "Bender, do you want to tell us why we found Beck's three million dollar paycheck folded up in your chest cabinet?"

Bender: "Uhh yeah I can explain that.  See, I was... uhh... just keeping it safe from space banditos, or something."

Beck: "So then why exactly did you find it necessary to cross out my name on the check and replace it with yours?"

Bender:  "Oh, well it's like this." *pauses, then grabs check*  "Cheese it!" *runs off*
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #555 on: 03-12-2006 01:01 »

Garfunkel: Hey, can you guys cash a giant, cardboard, novelty check?
Bender: What do I look like, a giant, cardboard novelty ATM?
Beck: Just take it to the giant, cardboard, novelty liquor store on the corner.
Cylon: Thank you for your assistance.  Your kindness warms my giant, cardboard, novelty heart.
audioslave38

Bending Unit
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« Reply #556 on: 03-12-2006 01:11 »

Cylon: We would like to present this enormous check to you to buy the rights to that manequin you use as a body.
Beck: No can do, dudes.  My career got started with a concert at a manequin store, so it's very special to me.
Bender: You tell 'em, Beck.  He's an artist with dignity, unlike you, Garfunkel.
Garfunkel: Hey... my ancestor was a famous musician so obviously I have the same talent.
The Decapodian

Bending Unit
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« Reply #557 on: 03-12-2006 04:30 »

Cylon: We would like to present this Cardboard cheque for 30,000 dollars to-

Bender: *Gasps* For me?

Garfunkel: Actually, it's for-

Bender: *Grabs cheque* Thank you. *Runs off stage*


IT IS COMEING...BE AFRAID
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #558 on: 03-12-2006 06:02 »

Garfunkel: I am giving this check away to Bend-Aid as second best since Mr. Cohokel mysteriously dissapeered and ---
Bender: I Can explain that, It --
Garfunkel: You Did it?
Bender: Well I'll explain,...
Garfunkel: You Admited it! Whatsamaterwiyou?
Robot: Bad Grammer ERROR! *runs off with cheque
Garfunkel: Never Mind.
Glasses

Bending Unit
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« Reply #559 on: 03-12-2006 06:02 »

Garfunkle: And now I present to you, Bender, this cheque to found your adhesive bandage company, "BEND-AID"
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