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Venus

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« Reply #400 on: 01-28-2006 16:31 »

Fry: *thinking* I don't believe this! She'll strip for the Professor but not for me? What does he have that i don't?!
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #401 on: 01-28-2006 17:37 »

Professor: Look Leela I don't want to see you ugly body either but Nixon demands it and we don't want to get our butts kicked.
Fry: (thinks to himself) ...this is the best abuse of power EVER!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #402 on: 01-28-2006 19:21 »

Professor: Our customer on Xanadu 5 said his shipment of sex toys was missing some items. You know what must be done now.

Fry: (Thinking) Leela?!?

Leela: OK, but oil up your gloves this time.

Prof: Fry your next.

Fry: Eeeee!

Leela: And tell Bender to stop humping my leg.
hotrod zoidberg

Bending Unit
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« Reply #403 on: 01-28-2006 19:39 »
« Last Edit on: 01-28-2006 19:39 »

professor: see i told you it deosnt matter how many blue puills i have look at my crotch now put your clothes back on leela
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #404 on: 01-29-2006 01:05 »

Professor: I don't care how it got in there.  I want it back right now!
Fry: What's going on, Leela?
Leela: The professor put his giant, flesh-eating space centipede down my collar as a joke, forgot he did it, and is blaming me for stealing it.
Fry: Jeez, Professor, maybe if you play practical jokes they should be more, you know, practical.
Professor: Don't be stupid.  The old "atomic monster down the back of the neck"-joke made me the life of last year's Crimes Against Nature Convention.
Leela: Just remember that some people don't like creepy crawlies with poisonous fangs, an appetite for human flesh, and a bad attitude crawling around inside their jacket.
Professor: Don't you tell me what to remember!  Now, where did I leave my centipede?
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #405 on: 01-29-2006 01:36 »

Fry: Hey, why is there's some guy out side that says you owe him money leela.

Professor: I'll tell you why she owes him money! Look what she has done to her body, its disgusting.

Leela: I thought having another one put in might distract men from my eye! Is that so wrong?

Fry: Its..... its, beautiful. I've never seen anything like it. I'll be back in ten minuets, I have to go to the bathroom.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #406 on: 01-29-2006 13:24 »
« Last Edit on: 01-29-2006 13:24 »

Professor: So you can shut Fry up now with a weird whatyoucallit... ORGIE
(EDIT: Sorry, i had not much idea)
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #407 on: 01-29-2006 14:14 »

I'm going with Venus, it was short and sweet.
Dave B

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« Reply #408 on: 01-29-2006 14:14 »
« Last Edit on: 01-29-2006 14:14 »

Professor: Why don't you just love Fry, damn it.... I'm sick of seeing Fry sad and moping around blowing his nose is all of my Lab coats!

Leela.... Fine, fine... here take my jacket.......

Fry: Wowwwza!
Venus

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« Reply #409 on: 01-30-2006 01:36 »

Yay for me! I'm popular!


DrThunder88

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« Reply #410 on: 01-30-2006 03:02 »

Professor: (off screen) I told you two to stop all the horseplay around my lab equipment!
Bender: But we're playing 'Jack the Ripper,' so technically, it's whoresplay.
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #411 on: 01-30-2006 03:40 »

Bender: I wish I knew how to quit you!

Fry: I QUIT!!! I QUIT!!!
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #412 on: 01-30-2006 09:18 »

Bender: Oh come on. You know you want to let me throw you into that ooze.
Fry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Professor: No Bender you idiot. Fry isn't a turtle so the is no way for him to become and ninja...much less a ninja turtle.
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #413 on: 01-30-2006 10:25 »

Bender: I wander if I squeeze you hard enough I can make you humans pulsate?

Fry: Bender.. no.. god, Bender, stop... I can't breath....!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #414 on: 01-30-2006 12:39 »

Prof: Fry, tell me when Bender's new friendliness chip is properly set.

Bender: Mmmmmm............Mmmmmmm

Fry: Aaargh - so cold! Lower! Lower!

Bender: Mmmmmmm

Fry: Not you, the Professor.

Bender: Hey! What's this thing in my ass!

Fry: That's better Professor!
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #415 on: 01-30-2006 13:09 »

BENDER: I just thought to let you know, that, before i started hugging you, i let Zoidberg use your toothbrush

FRY: AAAAAGH!
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #416 on: 01-30-2006 14:51 »

Bender:Fry,I have a deadly disease.It's very contagious.
Fry:AHHHHHHHHHHHH
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #417 on: 01-30-2006 15:18 »

Bender: Thanks to those lessons from that taxidermist, I was able to get Leela to wait for you every night when you get home.  Dont thank me, it was easy, you know except for the killing part. You're welcome meatbag!!
Venus

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« Reply #418 on: 01-30-2006 22:55 »

I gotta admit Spacepilot's Brokeback Mountain reference and Layz's horrific Leela murder both had me on the carpet. So after much deliberation, and a good solid round of 'eenie meenie minie moe' i give this round to Spacepilot3000. Well done!
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #419 on: 01-30-2006 23:39 »

Just to know I had you on the carpet is reward enough.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #420 on: 01-31-2006 01:39 »

5 ThunderPoints to spacepilot for a good pop culture reference.
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #421 on: 01-31-2006 02:06 »

Yay!

wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #422 on: 01-31-2006 04:44 »
« Last Edit on: 01-31-2006 04:44 »

amy: DOUGH KNEE HOW, DOS SIN NIEGH! bender, what happened anyway?

bender: I heard we had signed on to do 4 movies and th thought of all that money made my ass explode.

zoidburg: give a new meaning to the word "jackass!" huh? huh?

(everyone stares blankly at zoidburg)

zoidburg: what? is a lobster comedian any more weird the a chinese girl doing hard labor?

wwe_fk: (from living room watching tv) BURN!!!!!
Glasses

Bending Unit
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« Reply #423 on: 01-31-2006 05:05 »

Zoidberg: What? No massage for Zoidberg?
Hermes: *offscreen* You haven't worked for it, ya filthy crab
Zoidberg: Awww...

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
-Homer
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #424 on: 01-31-2006 07:33 »

Bender: "I love these ass massages Amy, i just wish I didn't have to melt my lower body before you did them, but i guess you made that rule for a reason..."

Amy: "I didn't make any rules..."

Bender: "Too late for that now... ahhhh, melty..."

Ok, it was bad, but give me a break....

...Its my first day...
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #425 on: 01-31-2006 13:18 »


Bender: [Snore] uuuh.. oohh... uh, huh! What, what are you doing Amy?!!!

Amy: Well the Professor said that he wanted you to be more of a part of Planet Express, so I am attaching you to the ship so you will be able to be...

Bender: Damn it Amy...idiottt he means he wants me to work harder and stop filling the ships cargo with my Liquor bottles...!

Amy: Bloops! Uh oh.......
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #426 on: 01-31-2006 19:33 »
« Last Edit on: 01-31-2006 19:33 »

My fellow Earthicans, after meeting with top voodoo economists, I choose  Dave B for his funny "Amy's a moron" caption.
Dave B

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« Reply #427 on: 02-01-2006 05:28 »
« Last Edit on: 02-01-2006 05:28 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by spacepilot3000:
My fellow Earthicans, after meeting with top voodoo economists, I choose  Dave B for his funny "Amy's a moron" caption.

Yay I won, I won lol

Thanks mate I thought it was a rather cool one too   big grin When I get back home I will post my framegrab.... seeya then!

Back home now. So lets see what you guys can come up with for this:



 smile

Brain: It appears we are in the presence of the fabled one, but without his Scooty-Puff Jr he cannot escape ha ha ha, huh!

Brain: A quantum-interphase bomb, are you insane in the membrane!?

Fry: You got it poindexter!

mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #428 on: 02-01-2006 10:48 »
« Last Edit on: 02-01-2006 10:48 »

Professor:...and more to the point, i think we should all know that i sold Hermes for food yesterday, so, tomorrow, Fry and Leela will need to transport his lifeless carcass to the meat factory...

Hermes:Lifeless? Sweet bananas of Havana!

soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #429 on: 02-01-2006 12:08 »

Farnsworth: "Good news everyone! I lost a vial of my experimental new laxative when it fell into one of the cooking pots."

Amy: "Why is that good news?!"

Farnsworth: "because Hermes just found it."

Hermes "Sweet three-legged dog of Prague!" *runs off to bathroom"
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #430 on: 02-01-2006 12:18 »

lol at soylentOrange- i don't know whose is better-mine or yours!
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #431 on: 02-01-2006 12:36 »

@ mookie427: I just realised that my post looks alot like yours...  I promise I wasn't stealing your ideas  big grin
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #432 on: 02-01-2006 14:51 »

professor: upbeat announcement all of you, I've tested all the soulint green in our food and it's 100% safe, except yours hermes, it has traces of vampire in it so I'l have to despose of it.

hermes: MY VAMPWICH!

it's so rare we get to do hermes jokes.
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #433 on: 02-01-2006 16:02 »

@soylent: thats ok....just proves we share a good sense of humour!
FutureGuy

Crustacean
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« Reply #434 on: 02-01-2006 20:23 »

Farnsworth: Guess what?

Everyone: What?

Farnsworth: I touch my own poop.

Everyone: ...
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #435 on: 02-01-2006 22:30 »

Professor: I hope you all like your dinner.  I poured my heart and soul into it.
Hermes: My god, mon, I'm hopin dat was a figure of speech.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #436 on: 02-02-2006 02:57 »

Professor: Good news everyone! Now we can play Guess the Antidote.
Glasses

Bending Unit
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« Reply #437 on: 02-02-2006 04:23 »

Professor: Good News Everyone. Now since this is poisonous I think we should take a bite and see if we die. But I vote Zoidberg do it.

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
-Homer
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #438 on: 02-02-2006 12:09 »

I'm goinjg to go with SoylentOrange, that framegrab's dialogue was hilarious I litterally laughed out loud when I read it, especially thinking about Hermes's reaction lol. Also you could imagine it happening on the show so its your turn mate!  smile  Good job
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #439 on: 02-02-2006 13:47 »

well done, soylent! You deserved that....
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