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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Professor: Our customer on Xanadu 5 said his shipment of sex toys was missing some items. You know what must be done now.
Fry: (Thinking) Leela?!?
Leela: OK, but oil up your gloves this time.
Prof: Fry your next.
Fry: Eeeee!
Leela: And tell Bender to stop humping my leg.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: I don't care how it got in there. I want it back right now! Fry: What's going on, Leela? Leela: The professor put his giant, flesh-eating space centipede down my collar as a joke, forgot he did it, and is blaming me for stealing it. Fry: Jeez, Professor, maybe if you play practical jokes they should be more, you know, practical. Professor: Don't be stupid. The old "atomic monster down the back of the neck"-joke made me the life of last year's Crimes Against Nature Convention. Leela: Just remember that some people don't like creepy crawlies with poisonous fangs, an appetite for human flesh, and a bad attitude crawling around inside their jacket. Professor: Don't you tell me what to remember! Now, where did I leave my centipede?
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LayZ341
Professor
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I'm going with Venus, it was short and sweet.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: (off screen) I told you two to stop all the horseplay around my lab equipment! Bender: But we're playing 'Jack the Ripper,' so technically, it's whoresplay.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Prof: Fry, tell me when Bender's new friendliness chip is properly set.
Bender: Mmmmmm............Mmmmmmm
Fry: Aaargh - so cold! Lower! Lower!
Bender: Mmmmmmm
Fry: Not you, the Professor.
Bender: Hey! What's this thing in my ass!
Fry: That's better Professor!
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LayZ341
Professor
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Bender: Thanks to those lessons from that taxidermist, I was able to get Leela to wait for you every night when you get home. Dont thank me, it was easy, you know except for the killing part. You're welcome meatbag!!
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LayZ341
Professor
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Just to know I had you on the carpet is reward enough.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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5 ThunderPoints to spacepilot for a good pop culture reference.
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FutureGuy
Crustacean
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Farnsworth: Guess what?
Everyone: What?
Farnsworth: I touch my own poop.
Everyone: ...
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: I hope you all like your dinner. I poured my heart and soul into it. Hermes: My god, mon, I'm hopin dat was a figure of speech.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Professor: Good news everyone! Now we can play Guess the Antidote.
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