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futz
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« Reply #360 on: 01-21-2006 10:01 »

Thanks, I'm just saying the show itself is a pretty good standard. Ironically, they were frustrated by network censorship. Just have to see what the new DVD movies are like. Other than that, the topic could fill many threads of its own.
PhyscoticRobot

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« Reply #361 on: 01-22-2006 07:12 »

i know its not, but i wouldnt want my kid to learn loadsa disgusting stuff (if i had one) so just think how other people would feel
right, lets not have any more comments on that ok?
PICTOKING

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« Reply #362 on: 01-22-2006 07:44 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2006 07:44 »

Fry: Leela look, i found a model of an oversized weeny, look what i can make it do, fold backwards...
Leela: Very nice fry, now come on, bender? whats wrong?
Bender :   (Crying)He's using voodoo, ahhhhh!!!!!

(i could have used several other words for weeny yet didn't...)
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #363 on: 01-22-2006 09:41 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2006 09:41 by totalnerduk »

Sorry, I was out for a few days. Off to fetch a grab!


Dr.T to judge again, he has pretty good taste, and more common sense than most.
LayZ341

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« Reply #364 on: 01-22-2006 13:27 »

Bender: The professor is pretty smart. I wonder how much his brain is worth?
Zoidberg: Do what you want, just let me eat the rest.
PhyscoticRobot

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« Reply #365 on: 01-22-2006 16:03 »

ha! thats a good one layz
spacepilot3000

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« Reply #366 on: 01-22-2006 18:31 »

"Now that his identity was finally revealed, Bender and Zoidberg can finally kidnap Co-Producer Alex Johns."
soylentOrange

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« Reply #367 on: 01-22-2006 23:14 »

Zoidberg: "Professor, Can I have that brochure when you're done with it?"

Bender: "What the hell do you want it for jerk-berg?"

Zoidberg: "Lunch.  It'll go excellent with the diaper I found in that dumpster down the street."
BenderNeedBooze

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« Reply #368 on: 01-23-2006 10:34 »

i'm bad at this game!  cry
MrMoose

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« Reply #369 on: 01-23-2006 11:13 »

Zoidberg: What is Alex John?...Is it eatable because if it is, IT'S MINE!
Professor: It depends on what you mean by eatable.
Bender: You do know he is talking about food right?
Professor: Eh wha? I thought he was talking about....
END TRANSMITTION.
PICTOKING

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« Reply #370 on: 01-23-2006 11:20 »
« Last Edit on: 01-23-2006 11:20 »

Professor: (Thinking) Now what shall i have to eat, i do have alot of money to spend, but what do i feel like, hmmm...
Zoidberg: Sausages Fish spaghetti ice cream, oh, i'll just have everything on the menu!
Bender (thinking) As soon as he turns around i'm taking his wallet, hahahaha...
Eruonen

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« Reply #371 on: 01-23-2006 11:27 »

I can't beat spacepilot3000. That's hilarious.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #372 on: 01-24-2006 01:59 »

If I had to pick, I'd say LayZ, but only because none of the other ones involve dirty jokes...or something.
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #373 on: 01-24-2006 05:26 »

Mental Note: Use dirty jokes when Doc Thunder has a framegrabe...
LayZ341

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« Reply #374 on: 01-24-2006 11:34 »

So I guess its my turn, right?  Who doesn't love Zapp and Kif?  Show them why they are so hiliarious.  big grin

   
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #375 on: 01-24-2006 11:38 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2006 11:38 »

Professor: You know,  I want to be naked and away from this place.
Bender: We all want the second one. Leave all personal belonings that are worth something at my address.
Dr.Zoidberg Are you gonna devour that pamphlet? It's like a weeks meal for me!
EDIT sorry, that's the other one.

Zapp: Kif, if this was your wife, what would your mom say, after all, this one is mine.
Kif: Zapp, you halfwit, I have the-not-so-interesting-relationship with Amy.
Zapp: The reason it's (Does the "Finger thing" )"not interesting" is because you use a condom.
Leela: As much of a numbscull he is, he's right.
Zapp: Is that a date?
(Leela: Sighs)
Benders_Fan

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« Reply #376 on: 01-24-2006 13:41 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2006 13:41 »

Zapp:Hey kif,guess what we did it.
Kif:was it fun?
Zapp:Well I thought it would be better.I mean with clothes on she's better,when she takes them off,she's an eyesore.
Kif:She must've been bad to,since you said that.
Zapp:Oh yes Kif.Next time you don't do what I tell you to,for your punishment,I'll make you sleep with her.
futz
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« Reply #377 on: 01-24-2006 13:52 »

Zapp: As ships captain I now declare you woman and smizmar.

Kif: She doesn't look very happy.

Zapp: Obviously, she wants the Zapper as well for a normal, wholesome three-party marriage.

Leela: Umph...
mookie427

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« Reply #378 on: 01-24-2006 14:47 »

ZAPP: lucky for me, and unluckily for her, i used my new invisible contraception pills!
KIF: (sighs)
LEELA: hmmmmph.....
PICTOKING

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« Reply #379 on: 01-24-2006 15:49 »

Zapp: And that is how i taught leela to sleep with her eye open, standing up with her arms crossed...did you get that down...?

Kif: No sir, you lost me after "sleeping Pill"...
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #380 on: 01-24-2006 18:46 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2006 18:46 by totalnerduk »

Zapp: Kif, you recall Leela, the woman I seduced in orbit around Vergon 6?
Kif: Yes sir.
Zapp clears his throat expectantly
Kif: Unhhh Yes sir, I remember Leela, the woman you seduced in orbit around Vergon 6.
Zapp: Using this cardboard cut-out of Leela, the woman I seduced in orbit around Vergon 6, as a reference, I want you to paint her naked across the bow of my ship.
Kif: Uhhh, sir, this ship isn't yours...
Zapp: For God's sake, man, just do it, don't ask questions!
Kif: Unhhhh.
spacepilot3000

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« Reply #381 on: 01-24-2006 20:52 »

Zapp: "Kif, you alway wanted to know what a drunk cyclops looks like. Well, here you go."
DrThunder88

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« Reply #382 on: 01-25-2006 04:19 »

Zapp: Kif, notice the narrowed eye, the tensed upper body, and the posture squared off for an attack.  It can only mean one thing: she wants it bad.
(Leela flying kicks him in the back of the head)
Leela: Wow Zapp, you were right.  I did want that bad.
Dave B

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« Reply #383 on: 01-25-2006 09:34 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Zapp: Kif, notice the narrowed eye, the tensed upper body, and the posture squared off for an attack.  It can only mean one thing: she wants it bad.
(Leela flying kicks him in the back of the head)
Leela: Wow Zapp, you were right.  I did want that bad.

LOL that was a good one
LayZ341

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« Reply #384 on: 01-25-2006 13:27 »

Dr. T wins, I can see that actually happening in the show.
Benders_Fan

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« Reply #385 on: 01-25-2006 13:30 »

Congrats Dr.T,yours was funny.
mookie427

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« Reply #386 on: 01-25-2006 13:31 »

yeah, you stamped mine into the ground and then proceeded to take a dump on top of it. well done!
JBERGES

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« Reply #387 on: 01-25-2006 13:38 »

and one more anyway because I'm bored:

Kif:  Um... Leela, are you alright?
Zapp:  Of course not Kif, she currently trapped in a stupor of love at the mere sight of my physique!  I call it a ‘sextupor!”
Kif: And you’re sure none of this has to do with the bottle of Rohypnol I found?
Zapp:  That’s for me... I... uh... need it to treat my... uh....sexyntary.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #388 on: 01-25-2006 16:09 »

What is it with all the stamping and crapping?  You and THJ need to find a more hygenic method of deprication than defecation, mookie.

LayZ341

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« Reply #389 on: 01-25-2006 16:28 »

Fry: Um Leela, there is something I have to tell you.
Bender: Oh great Fry, why can't you ever keep a secret. Alright Leela, I'm the one who was breaking into your locker and taking things. But its not my fault Zapp was paying top dollar for them.
Fry: Uh Bender, I was just going to tell Leela I have feelings for her.
Leela: What did you do with my underwear, Bender!!!!
Bender: Hey pay attention, this man is pouring his heart out here. What are you, deaf? I'm going to give you two some privacy.
spacepilot3000

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« Reply #390 on: 01-25-2006 17:16 »
« Last Edit on: 01-25-2006 17:16 »

Bender: And I was pointing my guns at the angry fathers and was like "I have to make a climatic speeach!" or something like that. You guys remember that? Wasn't that fun?

Fry: Yes Bender, it only happened like 2 days ago.

Bender: It did?

Leela: Yes.

Bender: Oh....did I ever tell you about the time I used to be a soap star?

Fry: BENDER! YOU'RE TELLING IT AGAIN!

Bender: Too bad meatbag!
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #391 on: 01-25-2006 20:50 »

lol, Can't compete with LayZ
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #392 on: 01-25-2006 21:24 »

Bender: So there I was, on stage, clicking my fingers, and they turn round and tell me that this is "West Side Story: the NoN-Musical".
Fry: That's a nice story, Bender. You should go tell the professor whilst me nd Leela talk about stuff.
Leela: Naah, I'm going with Bender so's I can hear the story one more time!
Fry mtters incoherently...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #393 on: 01-25-2006 22:14 »

Bender: ...and there stood a 40 ft. man-eating kitten.

Leela: Aawww, that's cute.

Bender: No! I mean there stands a 40 ft. man-eating kitten! Run for your lives!
MrMoose

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« Reply #394 on: 01-26-2006 00:22 »

Bender: I must look pretty cool when I do this, but the funny part is that since I only have three fingers I'm actually flipping you off.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #395 on: 01-28-2006 03:20 »

LayZ

And the game of PONG that is the "dub the framegrab" game goes on.  Just remember that "underpants" is far funnier than "underwear" for some reason.
Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #396 on: 01-28-2006 03:44 »

LOL, MrMoose has taken LayZ on headfirst!  big grin
Glasses

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« Reply #397 on: 01-28-2006 04:22 »

Dang, and I was going to do one of those parts where Fry uses his hands and makes exploding noises.

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
-Homer
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #398 on: 01-28-2006 15:00 »

Glasses

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« Reply #399 on: 01-28-2006 16:18 »

I thought I might just try a one liner.

Professor: Honestly Leela, always taking your clothes off insted of hating Fry or flying the space ship or beating up Zapp.

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
-Homer
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