Whats my line? Framegrab thread

[Reply #360 on:]

Thanks, I'm just saying the show itself is a pretty good standard. Ironically, they were frustrated by network censorship. Just have to see what the new DVD movies are like. Other than that, the topic could fill many threads of its own.

[Reply #361 on:]

i know its not, but i wouldnt want my kid to learn loadsa disgusting stuff (if i had one) so just think how other people would feel
right, lets not have any more comments on that ok?

[Reply #362 on:]

Fry: Leela look, i found a model of an oversized weeny, look what i can make it do, fold backwards...
Leela: Very nice fry, now come on, bender? whats wrong?
Bender :   (Crying)He's using voodoo, ahhhhh!!!!!

(i could have used several other words for weeny yet didn't...)

[Reply #363 on:]

Sorry, I was out for a few days. Off to fetch a grab!


Dr.T to judge again, he has pretty good taste, and more common sense than most.

[Reply #364 on:]

Bender: The professor is pretty smart. I wonder how much his brain is worth?
Zoidberg: Do what you want, just let me eat the rest.

[Reply #365 on:]

ha! thats a good one layz

[Reply #366 on:]

"Now that his identity was finally revealed, Bender and Zoidberg can finally kidnap Co-Producer Alex Johns."

[Reply #367 on:]

Zoidberg: "Professor, Can I have that brochure when you're done with it?"

Bender: "What the hell do you want it for jerk-berg?"

Zoidberg: "Lunch.  It'll go excellent with the diaper I found in that dumpster down the street."

[Reply #368 on:]

i'm bad at this game! 

[Reply #369 on:]

Zoidberg: What is Alex John?...Is it eatable because if it is, IT'S MINE!
Professor: It depends on what you mean by eatable.
Bender: You do know he is talking about food right?
Professor: Eh wha? I thought he was talking about....
END TRANSMITTION.

[Reply #370 on:]

Professor: (Thinking) Now what shall i have to eat, i do have alot of money to spend, but what do i feel like, hmmm...
Zoidberg: Sausages Fish spaghetti ice cream, oh, i'll just have everything on the menu!
Bender (thinking) As soon as he turns around i'm taking his wallet, hahahaha...

[Reply #371 on:]

I can't beat spacepilot3000. That's hilarious.

[Reply #372 on:]

If I had to pick, I'd say LayZ, but only because none of the other ones involve dirty jokes...or something.

[Reply #373 on:]

Mental Note: Use dirty jokes when Doc Thunder has a framegrabe...

[Reply #374 on:]

So I guess its my turn, right?  Who doesn't love Zapp and Kif?  Show them why they are so hiliarious. 

   

[Reply #375 on:]

Professor: You know,  I want to be naked and away from this place.
Bender: We all want the second one. Leave all personal belonings that are worth something at my address.
Dr.Zoidberg Are you gonna devour that pamphlet? It's like a weeks meal for me!
EDIT sorry, that's the other one.

Zapp: Kif, if this was your wife, what would your mom say, after all, this one is mine.
Kif: Zapp, you halfwit, I have the-not-so-interesting-relationship with Amy.
Zapp: The reason it's (Does the "Finger thing" )"not interesting" is because you use a condom.
Leela: As much of a numbscull he is, he's right.
Zapp: Is that a date?
(Leela: Sighs)

[Reply #376 on:]

Zapp:Hey kif,guess what we did it.
Kif:was it fun?
Zapp:Well I thought it would be better.I mean with clothes on she's better,when she takes them off,she's an eyesore.
Kif:She must've been bad to,since you said that.
Zapp:Oh yes Kif.Next time you don't do what I tell you to,for your punishment,I'll make you sleep with her.

[Reply #377 on:]

Zapp: As ships captain I now declare you woman and smizmar.

Kif: She doesn't look very happy.

Zapp: Obviously, she wants the Zapper as well for a normal, wholesome three-party marriage.

Leela: Umph...

[Reply #378 on:]

ZAPP: lucky for me, and unluckily for her, i used my new invisible contraception pills!
KIF: (sighs)
LEELA: hmmmmph.....

[Reply #379 on:]

Zapp: And that is how i taught leela to sleep with her eye open, standing up with her arms crossed...did you get that down...?

Kif: No sir, you lost me after "sleeping Pill"...

[Reply #380 on:]

Zapp: Kif, you recall Leela, the woman I seduced in orbit around Vergon 6?
Kif: Yes sir.
Zapp clears his throat expectantly
Kif: Unhhh Yes sir, I remember Leela, the woman you seduced in orbit around Vergon 6.
Zapp: Using this cardboard cut-out of Leela, the woman I seduced in orbit around Vergon 6, as a reference, I want you to paint her naked across the bow of my ship.
Kif: Uhhh, sir, this ship isn't yours...
Zapp: For God's sake, man, just do it, don't ask questions!
Kif: Unhhhh.

[Reply #381 on:]

Zapp: "Kif, you alway wanted to know what a drunk cyclops looks like. Well, here you go."

[Reply #382 on:]

Zapp: Kif, notice the narrowed eye, the tensed upper body, and the posture squared off for an attack.  It can only mean one thing: she wants it bad.
(Leela flying kicks him in the back of the head)
Leela: Wow Zapp, you were right.  I did want that bad.

[Reply #383 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Zapp: Kif, notice the narrowed eye, the tensed upper body, and the posture squared off for an attack.  It can only mean one thing: she wants it bad.
(Leela flying kicks him in the back of the head)
Leela: Wow Zapp, you were right.  I did want that bad.

LOL that was a good one

[Reply #384 on:]

Dr. T wins, I can see that actually happening in the show.

[Reply #385 on:]

Congrats Dr.T,yours was funny.

[Reply #386 on:]

yeah, you stamped mine into the ground and then proceeded to take a dump on top of it. well done!

[Reply #387 on:]

and one more anyway because I'm bored:

Kif:  Um... Leela, are you alright?
Zapp:  Of course not Kif, she currently trapped in a stupor of love at the mere sight of my physique!  I call it a ‘sextupor!”
Kif: And you’re sure none of this has to do with the bottle of Rohypnol I found?
Zapp:  That’s for me... I... uh... need it to treat my... uh....sexyntary.

[Reply #388 on:]

What is it with all the stamping and crapping?  You and THJ need to find a more hygenic method of deprication than defecation, mookie.

[Reply #389 on:]

Fry: Um Leela, there is something I have to tell you.
Bender: Oh great Fry, why can't you ever keep a secret. Alright Leela, I'm the one who was breaking into your locker and taking things. But its not my fault Zapp was paying top dollar for them.
Fry: Uh Bender, I was just going to tell Leela I have feelings for her.
Leela: What did you do with my underwear, Bender!!!!
Bender: Hey pay attention, this man is pouring his heart out here. What are you, deaf? I'm going to give you two some privacy.

[Reply #390 on:]

Bender: And I was pointing my guns at the angry fathers and was like "I have to make a climatic speeach!" or something like that. You guys remember that? Wasn't that fun?

Fry: Yes Bender, it only happened like 2 days ago.

Bender: It did?

Leela: Yes.

Bender: Oh....did I ever tell you about the time I used to be a soap star?

Fry: BENDER! YOU'RE TELLING IT AGAIN!

Bender: Too bad meatbag!

[Reply #391 on:]

lol, Can't compete with LayZ

[Reply #392 on:]

Bender: So there I was, on stage, clicking my fingers, and they turn round and tell me that this is "West Side Story: the NoN-Musical".
Fry: That's a nice story, Bender. You should go tell the professor whilst me nd Leela talk about stuff.
Leela: Naah, I'm going with Bender so's I can hear the story one more time!
Fry mtters incoherently...

[Reply #393 on:]

Bender: ...and there stood a 40 ft. man-eating kitten.

Leela: Aawww, that's cute.

Bender: No! I mean there stands a 40 ft. man-eating kitten! Run for your lives!

[Reply #394 on:]

Bender: I must look pretty cool when I do this, but the funny part is that since I only have three fingers I'm actually flipping you off.

[Reply #395 on:]

LayZ

And the game of PONG that is the "dub the framegrab" game goes on.  Just remember that "underpants" is far funnier than "underwear" for some reason.

[Reply #396 on:]

LOL, MrMoose has taken LayZ on headfirst! 

[Reply #397 on:]

Dang, and I was going to do one of those parts where Fry uses his hands and makes exploding noises.

[Reply #398 on:]

[Reply #399 on:]

I thought I might just try a one liner.

Professor: Honestly Leela, always taking your clothes off insted of hating Fry or flying the space ship or beating up Zapp.