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Mas Rarraf

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« Reply #240 on: 12-19-2005 22:00 »
« Last Edit on: 12-19-2005 22:00 »

   
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Originally posted by LayZ341:Yeah, when it comes to Zapp, things just come to me. Lets keep the Zapp and Kif theme going.

Kif: "So this is the Bible?, Sounds Interesting..."
Zapp: "I Never liked that book, apparently you can only have sex with your wife..."
Amy: "Have you ever had sex with anyone but Leela anyway?"
Zapp: "uh...... Good Steak hey?"
futz
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« Reply #241 on: 12-19-2005 23:39 »

Zapp: Kif said dinner is on him tonight. More champagne?
Spawn_3005

Bending Unit
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« Reply #242 on: 12-19-2005 23:47 »
« Last Edit on: 12-19-2005 23:47 »

Sorry, Messed Up.

Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #243 on: 12-20-2005 00:00 »

Zapp: Why are you looking through my "The Big Book Of War: The Concise Edition"?
Kif: I need a good defence from the staring eyes of women.
Zapp: Throw money at them, they'll either take it and run or lecture you in the ancient art of Zappsual Intercourse if you know what I mean.
Kif: *sigh*

Da Da Da Da Do'hhhhhhh ~ McDonalds Remix
Delta 001

Bending Unit
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« Reply #244 on: 12-20-2005 00:29 »

Kif: Um...Sir, what does this sentence mean.
Zapp: Wow kif i didnt know you where into that!!!
CaptanYesterday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #245 on: 12-20-2005 03:07 »

Zapp: Buuuuuuurrrrrp!

Windmills do not work that way!!   Goodnight!!

Lee Roberts

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #246 on: 12-20-2005 06:56 »

Zapp: Kif, that's my mini book of huge sexual slang.
Kif: uhhmm.. Flipper Dipper Sir?
Zapp: Firstly.. ewwww, secondly Kif, that one just includes the ladies
[Leela and Amy Stare Blankly]
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #247 on: 12-20-2005 08:27 »

Zapp: Don't worry ladies, the Zapper always picks up the tab.  What's the damage Kif?
Kif: Umm sir, this says the bill is $487,000.
Zapp: What?! 

CaptanYesterday

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« Reply #248 on: 12-20-2005 13:29 »

 
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Originally posted by soylentOrange:
Zapp: Don't worry ladies, the Zapper always picks up the tab.  What's the damage Kif?
Kif: Umm sir, this says the bill is $487,000.
Zapp: What?! 



  laff  HA! Good one soylentOrange.

Windmills do not work that way!!   Goodnight!!

LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #249 on: 12-21-2005 12:33 »

Difficult choice but you're up Mas Rarraf.
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #250 on: 12-22-2005 03:40 »

Cool, Wll we'll go back to basics, Fry, Leela and Bender... how about this one?



Delta 001

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« Reply #251 on: 12-22-2005 05:43 »
« Last Edit on: 12-22-2005 05:43 »

Tv.: It Turns Out Its Man!
Fry: Yeah ive seen this Scary Door episode Before.
Leela: good then you can shut up while i watch it.
Fry: good because its boaring how the man dies.
Leela: grrr... whats the point of watching it now.
Bender: so we dont have to do any work.
Proffecer: Good News Every One!
Leela: Scary Door works for me too .
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #252 on: 12-22-2005 08:21 »

Fry: Ha! I've done more interesting things with a midget, donkey, and cucumbers than that.

Leela: *!?!*

Bender: Oh yeah!
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #253 on: 12-22-2005 08:40 »

Fry: Bah! Look at those average turkeys! They look as much as they think, nothing
Leela: If that made sence, i'd be in Jeporady. Or at least, Jackanory. By the way, do we have to watch porno at 11 in the morning?
Fry: I've been watching porno and thought it was the academy award show?
Leela: It is, the Porno Academy Award show 3005
Bender: Should I drug him now?
Leela: I thought you already did!
Bender: Should I drig him again?
Leela: Give it another 2 minutes
DrThunder88

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« Reply #254 on: 12-22-2005 18:07 »

Fry: Man, did someone turn the thermostat down?  It's colder than that time I opened all the windows so I could build a snowman in here.
Bender: The thermostat's fine, endotherm.  Maybe you'd be warmer if you hadn't been making us watch this "snow" show for the past two hours.
Leela: You guys have been watching static for two hours?
Fry: This is static?  I didn't think Fox had anything this entertaining.
Lee Roberts

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #255 on: 12-22-2005 18:24 »
« Last Edit on: 12-22-2005 18:24 »

Fry: The internet officially sucks. Not only did I lose at Space Invaders 3000 Edition to a 9 year old kid and lost my bet on e-bay.com but I also lost my jacket to Yahoo.com
Leela: How?
Fry: Iuno, tis bored?
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #256 on: 12-23-2005 02:42 »
« Last Edit on: 12-23-2005 02:42 »

Fry: Sometimes, I like to put my hands under my armpits, and  after a while, I take them out and smell em'!

Leela: Uhh.....yeah. I'm....going this way now.

Bender: Me too.
Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #257 on: 12-23-2005 04:17 »
« Last Edit on: 12-23-2005 04:17 »

Fry: Hey is this Survivor? I love this show
Leela: Um, Fry, you better turn around
Fry: Why?........ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bender: We told you that you wouldn't like 31st Century television
Leela: Yeah, well not since Maralyn MonroeBot was included.
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #258 on: 12-23-2005 09:48 »
« Last Edit on: 12-23-2005 09:48 »

Fry:I've never seen this show before.(Watches it for a few minutes)This is a stupid show it's just a human,cyclops,and a robot sitting on the couch watching T.V.
Leela:Ummmm,Fry that's us.
Fry:Huh?
Bender:Yah Fry we're a hit T.V series called Futurama.
Leela:We were a hit series until FOX cancelled us.
Bender:death to FOX!
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #259 on: 12-23-2005 14:30 »
« Last Edit on: 12-23-2005 14:30 by totalnerduk »

Fry: When I find out who invented SuperSuperSuperGlue, I'm going to glue [/i]his hands to his ass!

Leela: What if you get stuck there, the same way that you ended up getting stuck to yourself this morning?

Bender: We could always cut the ass off and take it home on the bus!

Fry: Or I could pay you to do it Bender, SuperSuperSuperGlue should be no problem for the strenght of a bending robot!

Bender: I dunno... I'd sorta prefer to see you get stuck...
Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #260 on: 12-23-2005 23:36 »

Jeez, there were alot of good ones there, but i think i'll have to go with... DrThunder88, i can actually see Fry, Leela and Bender doing that!  big grin

Your turn!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #261 on: 12-24-2005 02:38 »

LayZ341

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« Reply #262 on: 12-24-2005 03:59 »
« Last Edit on: 12-24-2005 03:59 »

Fry: Why God, Why? I would have rather gone blind!!

Bender: You know why...*hoots*
Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #263 on: 12-24-2005 04:45 »

Theme from M*A*S*H* plays in the backround
Dr. Zoidberg: God? Why did you have to take Fry's arm? Take Me... Take Me!
Bender: You should have said that in the Sexateria... Whoooooooo
Theme from M*A*S*H* stops playing in the backround
Director from off screen: Cut, cut, cut! Somebody replace the Orchestra.
Billy West: I will.
Fry: Mr. West, Will you sign my arm?
Frame fades from the screen.
Leela: It is depressing watching ourselves work.

Da Da Da Da Do'hhhhhhh ~ McDonalds Remix
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #264 on: 12-24-2005 08:32 »

Dr. Zoidberg: Uh-Oh, I see a cat's claw, NO WHISKERS!
Fry: GHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Leela: Doc, i don't thing it's a claw.
Bender: Can I steal now?
Offscreen Whiskers: Sure, i've got him clawed
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #265 on: 12-24-2005 14:12 »

Fry" My God, after all we've been through, what are they going to do to us now?

Zoidberg whimpers


Leela: Finally, after sweating for a week in all this sand, we're going to get a bath!

Fry: Oh God, no! Is it going to hurt?
Lee Roberts

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #266 on: 12-24-2005 19:31 »

Fry: I lost my arm to this...
Leela: Oh My...
Zoidberg: Is that natural?
Bender: *annoyed* Yeah, they usually poop from the sky to annoy.
Delta 001

Bending Unit
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« Reply #267 on: 12-26-2005 05:28 »

Fry: Wow what a disterbing sight
Leela: your telling me that you have never seen that before
Bender: Meh.... Ive seen better
Zoidberg: i dont care what your talking about but that lobster sex is hurrible!!!!
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #268 on: 12-26-2005 17:15 »
« Last Edit on: 12-26-2005 17:15 »

fry: oh my god.
leela: oh my god.
bender: oh your god.
(long pause)
director: cut, cut. zoidberg, you missed your cue.
zoidberg: I'm sorry, but I'm so destracted by this mysterious stain on the camera lens.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #269 on: 12-26-2005 17:25 »

Leela: "Its... it's so horrible!"

Fry: "I think I'm gonna barf."

"Bender: You morons know you're looking at Zoidberg's reflection in the water right?"

Zoidberg "Aww..."
J. Samuel Lyons

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #270 on: 12-26-2005 17:32 »

Fry: Leela, that dive bomber that looks like a bird just bombed Bender with biological warfare.
Leela: Fry, that is a bird.
Fry: Oh then that would explain my arm that fell off.
Bender: No. That was Zoidberg.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #271 on: 12-28-2005 08:52 »

*bump* I'm thinking Dr. Thunder forgot that it's his turn to judge...
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #272 on: 12-28-2005 16:24 »

Just in case he was waiting a while for ... whatever ... reason ...

Bender:  SEE, Fry?!  I TOLD you it would fall off if you used it too much!

Fry: Fall off?!  What else do you know about?
CaptanYesterday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #273 on: 12-28-2005 16:50 »

Well Leela, I gave my right arm. Now will you go out with me?

Windmills do not work that way!!   Goodnight!!

Mas Rarraf

Starship Captain
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« Reply #274 on: 12-29-2005 08:16 »
« Last Edit on: 12-29-2005 08:16 »

Leela: Bender Will you stop using my ponytail to wipe the bird crap off your body!?
Bender: Well i tried Fry's arm, but it just fell off!
Fry: My Arms never been pulled so hard!
Zoidberg: I wish someone would pull my arm...

(This is not meant to be sexual/sick in anyway, if you interpret it as that then you are very sick and need to seek professional help. However, if i win as a result of the sick view of this then this paragraph means nothing. Thankyou for your time. Purple Monkey Dishwasher.)
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #275 on: 12-29-2005 08:48 »

Fry & Zoidburg: Ednaaaaaaaa!!!

Zoid: Look at the size of his thingie.

Fry: I'm glad we only shook hands.

Bender: Hey Leela, warn me if you're going to barf again.

Leela: Whooourrrraaaa.....
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #276 on: 12-29-2005 14:24 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by soylentOrange:
*bump* I'm thinking Dr. Thunder forgot that it's his turn to judge...

It's not his fault. It's probably something like spending time with family and that stuff. He should be here now thats ended. Ish.
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #277 on: 12-31-2005 19:59 »

*Bump*
Point_And_Laugh

Poppler
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« Reply #278 on: 12-31-2005 21:05 »
« Last Edit on: 12-31-2005 21:05 »

sorry about that :P deleted it :P Posted too late soz
DrThunder88

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« Reply #279 on: 01-01-2006 04:11 »

Actually, I was hoping someone would hijack the turn so I wouldn't have to decide.  Thanks for waiting though!  While I liked some parts of many of them, I liked most parts of TNUK's.  Therefore, he is the winner by having the highest concentration of funnybone stimulants.
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