Whats my line? Framegrab thread

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BenderNeedBooze is there a reason everything you type in is absolutely retarded?

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umm....It's my first day...

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...in SEPTEMBER! You type what we call "Spam" and we hate that. So act like everyone else or we ban you. Either that or be a man.

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Reposted for convenience. Now I'm thinking of the winning line...

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Leela: Is that eyeshadow? Is that my eyeshadow?
Zapp: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Leela. Now, how about lending me your underwear?
Leela: [sigh] Only if by "lending me", you mean "strangling me with".
Zapp: Again? 

If I win, Venus gets to post the next picutre, because she's sexy, and I feel bad that she feels "unclever".

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aaawwww   

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why the hell.....are you giving it to her?

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Two words: C. Cup.

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HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!   

Good one Venus.   

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Two very good reasons, no doubt.

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This has been a tough one, but i declare dr. bender nye. Because i nearly choked on my chewing gum while i read it

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YES! The rich gets richer!
Due to me having a shent of x-mas in the air:

Go on the hour.
Okay start.

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Eleve: Can u tell me weat the toilet is?
Bender: This only one toilet and your pulling out while im here
Eleve 2 (In the background): That's what his mum said with the roast turkey. WOOOOOOOOO
Bender: Why you little (Raises hand)

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Bender: Only one bag of toys? How is that supposed to last for every kid in the world?
Eleve: Ummm....There are a lot of people staying in hotels this year?....we kind of thought they would help out a bit.

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Bender: If you try to sit on my lap one more time, I'll turn you into Play-Doh and feed you to dogs, kids, or hobos; whoever I run into first, I SWEAR TO GOD.

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Goddamnit Tinkle, if I catch you sleeping in the toy bag one more time, I'll let Zombie Jesus have his way with you, and dont think I wont do it!

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It's been 24:18(ish) hours and so the winner, less PEELers to chose and it was hard.
The one to get a framgrab now is:
MrMoose!
I retire now. Next time i win i give away chance to others. Take it away, MrMoose!

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Lady that owns pizza place:Why aren't people coming to our resturaunt?
Bender:Because your ugly.(He blurts out)
Owners:Cry,Cry,Cry,Cry!

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Bender couldn't know that, for those aliens, the table was a god.

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Leela looks at fry
Fry looks bender
bender looks at mirror,
the suspense is killing the audience!!!!!

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Narrator: And then the aliens found out that Nick and Jessica are getting a divorce.

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Fry: Hard to believe the opera can be worse than the pizza.

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Shopkeeper: "My beautiful baby, you've-a killed her!"

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Fry: It looks like Chemistry 101 all over again. (sigh) The aliens start crying.

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I'll give this one to soylentOrange but those were easily the worst ones I've ever seen.

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Originally posted by MrMoose:
I'll give this one to soylentOrange but those were easily the worst ones I've ever seen.

We cant help it  . We're so dumb 

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hurray, I'm adequate!

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Zapp couldn't know that, for kif, the table was a god.

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Zapp: What's that you are wearing?....ARE THOSE PANTS?! You know that is against the army policy.
Kif: Jealous?

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@IDIOTSVILLE: umm, i dunno if its a joke or what, but that exact quote was used for the last framegrab.

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Zapp: What??!! You can pay women to have sex with you.
Kif: Yes, they are called prosititutes.
Zapp: I never thought I'd see the day.  Come Kif, and bring some change.
Kif: *sigh*

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Zapp: You know Kif, if rubbing your mother has to be done, let me do it
Kif: Oh, jess, Zapp, she's dead and has been for 25 years. What made you think that all of a sudden?
Zapp: Kif, you know i have... whats it called?
Kif: Branig-toesis
Zapp: Sorry, wha...?

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Originally posted by soylentOrange:
@IDIOTSVILLE: umm, i dunno if its a joke or what, but that exact quote was used for the last framegrab.

yep i got bored and copied yours

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actually that was mine

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Zapp(Thinking):Why is Kif so attractive today?

Kif(thinking):Why is Zapp unattractive today?

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I bet LayZ wins. Usualy does.

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Kif (thinking): Is that his leg, crawling up my thigh, or a space wasp?
Zapp (thinking): Is he making my foot do that, or is the gravity malfunctioning in here?

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Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
I bet LayZ wins. Usualy does.

yep, I gotta go with LayZ341.  I can just so see Zapp saying that   

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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
LayZ341 wins. I can hear Zapp saying that.

Originally posted by soylentOrange:
 yep, I gotta go with LayZ341.  I can just so see Zapp saying that   

Yeah, when it comes to Zapp, things just come to me. Lets keep the Zapp and Kif theme going.