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morbo_it

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« Reply #120 on: 12-01-2005 14:38 »
« Last Edit on: 12-01-2005 14:38 »

bender's idea was to scare leela just for fun.  but he could never imagine that she wore a toupet

1st of december and almost-xmas TOTPD

Dorian

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« Reply #121 on: 12-01-2005 14:43 »

Cool, thanks mate! I was wondering when that thread was gonna get going again!

Let's see:

Leela: "Ahhh! Bender what the hell is that?
Bender: "Well I thought I should try new and better ways to satisfy the ladies."
MrMoose

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« Reply #122 on: 12-01-2005 14:53 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by MrMoose:

Since it was at the very end of the last page I'll just post it again for easier access.
Zoidberg227

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« Reply #123 on: 12-01-2005 17:36 »

Leela: BENDER!  Turn off that stupid wind machine already!

Bender: WHAT?  I can't hear you over this wind machine!  Talk louder!
Leela: I SAID, "TURN THAT %&@&#$ WIND MACHI -- *Bender turns it up*
{insert violent outcome of choice here}
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #124 on: 12-01-2005 18:33 »

Leela: Bender, that was the most violent belch I've ever heard. It was off the scale. The richter scale!
Bender: It's all thanks to my new face-funnel, which allows me to both drink and belch at super-high speeds. It's part of a new technology which enables me to boost the power through my antenna, and receive emails regarding product updates.
Leela: What's it called, this new technology?
Bender: Boozeband.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #125 on: 12-01-2005 18:43 »

Bender blasts Leela with airhorn
Bender: Who is Mike Jones?
Leela: Who?
Bender: Mike Jones.
Leela: I'M DEAF!!
Bender: MIKE JONES!!

Please don't think I actually like that mike jones crap, it just seemed to work for the grab.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #126 on: 12-01-2005 20:57 »

Bender: What's the airhorn say to the face? I'm Rick James's Head, bitch!
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #127 on: 12-02-2005 03:57 »

leela: your Idea for a capital city goofball halloween costume is worst then newbie's ideas for new peel threads.

fry (off camera): BURNNNNNNNN!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #128 on: 12-02-2005 04:26 »

Leela: Why, no.  I'm not shocked and horrified by your extreme makeover at all, Bender.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #129 on: 12-02-2005 12:21 »

Bender: Feeling horny? (blows horn)
Leela: No
Bender: This is Fry talkin' you know
Leela: Still no
Bender: I shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Leela: NO!
Bender: Now it's me talking!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #130 on: 12-02-2005 15:07 »

Bender: Heeeeeeeonk!

Leela: Asshole!

Bender: What did you call me?

Leela: What did you say, asshole?
MrMoose

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« Reply #131 on: 12-03-2005 00:10 »

Although I liked LayZ341 one I have to go with totalnerduk on this one.
BenderNeedBooze

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« Reply #132 on: 12-03-2005 03:10 »

stop ariving me!
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #133 on: 12-03-2005 09:43 »
« Last Edit on: 12-03-2005 09:43 by totalnerduk »

I have to stop winning these things. It just makes extra work for me.

Let me go get a grab, and I'll be right back.

Edit: Here we go. Let the silliness commence. I'll judge this one, so as not to upset Dr. Thunder (he's such a sensitive soul, bless 'im).



Zapp: Fry! Am I walking like Leela yet? Oh, this hurts No wonder she's so mad, what with the constant pain in her testicles.
Fry: I'm pretty sure Leela hasn't got testicles.
Zapp: You're forgetting, I've boldly been where no man has gone before. And if I can learn to imitate her walk, I could very well go there again!
Bender: Remind me again, how this is supposed to work?

Fairly crap. I'm sure you'll all do better.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #134 on: 12-03-2005 10:15 »

Zapp: If I can't have sex with you, stop looking up my uniform.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #135 on: 12-03-2005 12:53 »

Zapp: Can't a guy pee AND give out a sperm donar at the same time without my crew watching me? That's not trust-worthy. Did anyone want beer?
Fry/Bender: Hell, yeah!
Zapp: Shame, I drank it all
Benders_Fan

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« Reply #136 on: 12-03-2005 13:04 »

Fry:Zapp can I have a uniform like yours
Zapp:No only I can wear one cause I'm sexy.
Fry:I know
Zapp:Only ladies are suppose to think I'm sexy........Stop looking at me!
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #137 on: 12-03-2005 15:05 »

Fry: where are your trousers, sir?
Zapp: I don't need trousers, soldier!
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #138 on: 12-04-2005 01:14 »
« Last Edit on: 12-04-2005 01:14 »

Zapp: Hey, if I cross my legs I don't have to go the bathroom anymore. In your face Biology.
MrMoose

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« Reply #139 on: 12-04-2005 02:25 »

Zapp: Damnit the sign said no shoes, no shirt, no service yet they kicked me out again and I can not figure out why.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #140 on: 12-04-2005 02:28 »

Zapp: Listen, men, I seem to be missing my favorite belt buckle.  It says "Space Stud" and is shaped like Texas.
Fry: Why would it be shaped like Texas if it says "Space Stud"?
Zapp: Because it's a belt buckle, damnit!
BenderNeedBooze

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« Reply #141 on: 12-04-2005 03:57 »

i'm done for!
Dorian

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« Reply #142 on: 12-04-2005 11:41 »

Zapp: Alright, no need to grin like that! It can happen to any guy!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #143 on: 12-04-2005 17:40 »

Fry: What's with Zapp.

Bender: He keeps seeing invisible roaches.

Fry: Ooohh. Well then, who's he talking to?

Bender: The invisible guy who let them in.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #144 on: 12-04-2005 18:49 »

LayZ341 wins. I can hear Zapp saying that.

Of course, morbo_it came a close second.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #145 on: 12-04-2005 22:22 »

Cool, I was starting to think I lost my touch.

wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #146 on: 12-05-2005 00:00 »

bender: now while I score with this cheap flosse and steal her braclet you go pick out a half way decent framegrab for the peelers to dub.

layZ: (disappointed) yes sir.
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #147 on: 12-05-2005 01:45 »

Bender: [speaking in a bated, low tone with a hiss] Listen, kid, if you're gonna keep putting me up against floozies that are way outta even your OWN league, the bet's off!
BenderNeedBooze

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« Reply #148 on: 12-05-2005 06:37 »

Oh, I know this one but I forgot it.
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #149 on: 12-05-2005 09:12 »

Flosse: I wouldn't mind getting a piece of the shinny metal ass.
Bender: Did she just say what I hope she just said?
Kid:....seriously....why are you touching me?
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #150 on: 12-05-2005 10:42 »

Bender: Hey kid, go down to the store and pick me up 10 AAA bateries. There's some extra squirrel meat in for you.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #151 on: 12-05-2005 14:16 »

Bender: Today, my son, you become a man! See that cheap floozy?
Kid: You want me to sleep with a robot?
Bender: Hell no! I'm sleeping with her. You're stealing that bracelet!
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #152 on: 12-06-2005 15:51 »

Bender: I'm try score with a cheap hoozy to steal her prized items when she's still sleeping and run away, and all you can do is stand here with that stupid haircut?
Benders_Fan

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« Reply #153 on: 12-06-2005 15:59 »

Bender:I'm trying to buy that cheap floozie's body,So go ask that nice man up at the counter if you can have some money to buy her.
Kid:But if she's cheap how come you can't afford her?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #154 on: 12-06-2005 16:05 »

Sorry totalnerduk, but you win again.  I guess its just more work for you. Enjoy!
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #155 on: 12-07-2005 05:04 »

I would have went with moose.
BenderNeedBooze

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« Reply #156 on: 12-07-2005 06:13 »

go!
IDIOTSVILLE

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« Reply #157 on: 12-07-2005 12:17 »

If he takes another hour i'll do one
MrMoose

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« Reply #158 on: 12-07-2005 12:29 »

Why?...Give him a chance, it hasn't even been one day.
Venus

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« Reply #159 on: 12-08-2005 16:15 »

24 hour rule. Also the only way i'd ever get to post a pic cause i'm unclever.


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