Whats my line? Framegrab thread

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bender's idea was to scare leela just for fun.  but he could never imagine that she wore a toupet

1st of december and almost-xmas TOTPD

[Reply #121 on:]

Cool, thanks mate! I was wondering when that thread was gonna get going again!

Let's see:

Leela: "Ahhh! Bender what the hell is that?
Bender: "Well I thought I should try new and better ways to satisfy the ladies."

[Reply #122 on:]

 

Originally posted by MrMoose:

Since it was at the very end of the last page I'll just post it again for easier access.

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Leela: BENDER!  Turn off that stupid wind machine already!

Bender: WHAT?  I can't hear you over this wind machine!  Talk louder!
Leela: I SAID, "TURN THAT %&@&#$ WIND MACHI -- *Bender turns it up*
{insert violent outcome of choice here}

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Leela: Bender, that was the most violent belch I've ever heard. It was off the scale. The richter scale!
Bender: It's all thanks to my new face-funnel, which allows me to both drink and belch at super-high speeds. It's part of a new technology which enables me to boost the power through my antenna, and receive emails regarding product updates.
Leela: What's it called, this new technology?
Bender: Boozeband.

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Bender blasts Leela with airhorn
Bender: Who is Mike Jones?
Leela: Who?
Bender: Mike Jones.
Leela: I'M DEAF!!
Bender: MIKE JONES!!

Please don't think I actually like that mike jones crap, it just seemed to work for the grab.

[Reply #126 on:]

Bender: What's the airhorn say to the face? I'm Rick James's Head, bitch!

[Reply #127 on:]

leela: your Idea for a capital city goofball halloween costume is worst then newbie's ideas for new peel threads.

fry (off camera): BURNNNNNNNN!

[Reply #128 on:]

Leela: Why, no.  I'm not shocked and horrified by your extreme makeover at all, Bender.

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Bender: Feeling horny? (blows horn)
Leela: No
Bender: This is Fry talkin' you know
Leela: Still no
Bender: I shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Leela: NO!
Bender: Now it's me talking!

[Reply #130 on:]

Bender: Heeeeeeeonk!

Leela: Asshole!

Bender: What did you call me?

Leela: What did you say, asshole?

[Reply #131 on:]

Although I liked LayZ341 one I have to go with totalnerduk on this one.

[Reply #132 on:]

stop ariving me!

[Reply #133 on:]

I have to stop winning these things. It just makes extra work for me.

Let me go get a grab, and I'll be right back.

Edit: Here we go. Let the silliness commence. I'll judge this one, so as not to upset Dr. Thunder (he's such a sensitive soul, bless 'im).



Zapp: Fry! Am I walking like Leela yet? Oh, this hurts No wonder she's so mad, what with the constant pain in her testicles.
Fry: I'm pretty sure Leela hasn't got testicles.
Zapp: You're forgetting, I've boldly been where no man has gone before. And if I can learn to imitate her walk, I could very well go there again!
Bender: Remind me again, how this is supposed to work?

Fairly crap. I'm sure you'll all do better.

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Zapp: If I can't have sex with you, stop looking up my uniform.

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Zapp: Can't a guy pee AND give out a sperm donar at the same time without my crew watching me? That's not trust-worthy. Did anyone want beer?
Fry/Bender: Hell, yeah!
Zapp: Shame, I drank it all

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Fry:Zapp can I have a uniform like yours
Zapp:No only I can wear one cause I'm sexy.
Fry:I know
Zapp:Only ladies are suppose to think I'm sexy........Stop looking at me!

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Fry: where are your trousers, sir?
Zapp: I don't need trousers, soldier!

[Reply #138 on:]

Zapp: Hey, if I cross my legs I don't have to go the bathroom anymore. In your face Biology.

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Zapp: Damnit the sign said no shoes, no shirt, no service yet they kicked me out again and I can not figure out why.

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Zapp: Listen, men, I seem to be missing my favorite belt buckle.  It says "Space Stud" and is shaped like Texas.
Fry: Why would it be shaped like Texas if it says "Space Stud"?
Zapp: Because it's a belt buckle, damnit!

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i'm done for!

[Reply #142 on:]

Zapp: Alright, no need to grin like that! It can happen to any guy!

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Fry: What's with Zapp.

Bender: He keeps seeing invisible roaches.

Fry: Ooohh. Well then, who's he talking to?

Bender: The invisible guy who let them in.

[Reply #144 on:]

LayZ341 wins. I can hear Zapp saying that.

Of course, morbo_it came a close second.

[Reply #145 on:]

Cool, I was starting to think I lost my touch.

[Reply #146 on:]

bender: now while I score with this cheap flosse and steal her braclet you go pick out a half way decent framegrab for the peelers to dub.

layZ: (disappointed) yes sir.

[Reply #147 on:]

Bender: [speaking in a bated, low tone with a hiss] Listen, kid, if you're gonna keep putting me up against floozies that are way outta even your OWN league, the bet's off!

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Oh, I know this one but I forgot it.

[Reply #149 on:]

Flosse: I wouldn't mind getting a piece of the shinny metal ass.
Bender: Did she just say what I hope she just said?
Kid:....seriously....why are you touching me?

[Reply #150 on:]

Bender: Hey kid, go down to the store and pick me up 10 AAA bateries. There's some extra squirrel meat in for you.

[Reply #151 on:]

Bender: Today, my son, you become a man! See that cheap floozy?
Kid: You want me to sleep with a robot?
Bender: Hell no! I'm sleeping with her. You're stealing that bracelet!

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Bender: I'm try score with a cheap hoozy to steal her prized items when she's still sleeping and run away, and all you can do is stand here with that stupid haircut?

[Reply #153 on:]

Bender:I'm trying to buy that cheap floozie's body,So go ask that nice man up at the counter if you can have some money to buy her.
Kid:But if she's cheap how come you can't afford her?

[Reply #154 on:]

Sorry totalnerduk, but you win again.  I guess its just more work for you. Enjoy!

[Reply #155 on:]

I would have went with moose.

[Reply #156 on:]

go!

[Reply #157 on:]

If he takes another hour i'll do one

[Reply #158 on:]

Why?...Give him a chance, it hasn't even been one day.

[Reply #159 on:]

24 hour rule. Also the only way i'd ever get to post a pic cause i'm unclever.