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dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« on: 11-02-2005 10:57 »

New Framegrab Thread. Here's what the image your fighting for:

futz will -pick the winner.
now:
Precher-Bot: So we let This guy do full-frontle porn with her. $20 for adults, $500 for kids
Fry: Oh,YEAH!
Leela: I must be on drugs, i must be on drugs...
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #1 on: 11-02-2005 12:20 »

Leela:What kind of flowers are these Fry?I'm not marrying someone that can't even buy good flowers!

Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #2 on: 11-02-2005 13:06 »

Ok, I'll just bring my old one over to this thread.

Fry and Leela write their own wedding vows.

Leela: I vow to be bossy and demanding and to belittle you at every opportunity just as I always have.

Fry: Yipe!

Preacherbot: Better you than me, son.
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #3 on: 11-02-2005 13:27 »

Just to be safe:
Fry: (thinking) My God! It's actually happening! I can't believe this!

Leela: I, Leela, take you, Philip, to be my lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us -- Fry, are you even paying attention? Fry? FRY!
*shoves flowers in Fry's mouth, storms off*

Bender: There's a happy couple! Woo!
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #4 on: 11-02-2005 15:26 »
« Last Edit on: 11-02-2005 15:26 »

Leela: I'm sorry Fry, but I can't marry you. This is fake, I'm an actor. I was paid to marry you and then leave you after 2 days. The network wanted to bring you close to suicide and then use the footage for some new reality show.

Fry: I...I can't believe this. FOX would never have a fake wedding and toy with people's emotions.

PreacherBot: Come on now! I may have faith, but I'm not that stupid.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #5 on: 11-03-2005 19:22 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2005 00:00 »

Zoidberg227 takes this round.
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #6 on: 11-05-2005 20:25 »
« Last Edit on: 11-05-2005 20:25 »

Yeah, baby ooh, work it on out now, yeah, ooh baby work it on out now!

Lemme find a grab ...Woo!:

Stolen from CGEF, as per the usual!
Bender-Mon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #7 on: 11-05-2005 21:01 »

Screaming Guy: Ahhhhhh! Communist!!!
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #8 on: 11-06-2005 01:15 »

Guy on right: Hey its that thing I used on you mom.
The Pizzazz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 11-06-2005 01:47 »

General: Argh! You found our prototype metal dildo! Damn, you discovered the secret of Roswell!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #10 on: 11-06-2005 02:17 »

General: Now if you'll excuse me, I'll just bite through the foil wrapper...
Colonel: Sir, once again I must remind you that it's not a Snickers bar, it's part of an alien spacecraft.
General: But I thought you said it contained nuts.
Colonel: It does.  They're what are holding the bolts in place.
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #11 on: 11-06-2005 03:31 »

1st prize in the futurama charaters doing simpsons impressions goes to .... THE GENERAL! For his impression of moe.

(A whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.)
Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #12 on: 11-06-2005 04:29 »

Screaming Guy: Argh! You've discovered my weapon of masturbation.
NoSocialLife

Bending Unit
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« Reply #13 on: 11-06-2005 04:57 »

Guy Not Holding Arm: Sir, are you sure metal is good for your health?
Guy Holding Arm muffled: Mmmmmmmm, yes! My mouth may be all bloody.... but afterwards your in Nirvana.....
Guy Not Holding arm: From the blood loss, Sir?
Guy Holding Arm: Maybe.....


I'm not shy, I just don't like you.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #14 on: 11-06-2005 07:28 »

General: Yarg! This thing just flipped me the bird!

Colonel: Then there is intelligent life out there.

General: Perhaps, (sniff, sniff) smells like beer too.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #15 on: 11-06-2005 09:33 »
« Last Edit on: 11-06-2005 09:33 by totalnerduk »

General: If I open wide enough, I'll be able to fit it all in at once.
Colnel: The boys in "D" company would be thrilled to hear that.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #16 on: 11-06-2005 13:37 »
« Last Edit on: 11-06-2005 13:37 »

General:Ahhhhhh! I'VE WON A GRAMMY!
[Spelling error edit]
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #17 on: 11-06-2005 19:43 »

General: Oh my God! Idol hands are the devil's playthings.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #18 on: 11-07-2005 18:16 »

Colnel: General, that's not a spaceship component. It's an alien sex toy.

General: Eeyaaargh!
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #19 on: 11-07-2005 23:10 »

Excuse me Ron Jeremy Bot, you dropped your....HOLY F*CKING SH*T! WHAT IS THIS???!!!
hotrod zoidberg

Bending Unit
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« Reply #20 on: 11-07-2005 23:35 »

general: what do these three prongs on the end do ooohh  yeah chck a chh
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #21 on: 11-08-2005 00:25 »

Doc T. wins, because the rest are just disgusting.  But I gotta wonder how one can get off calling one of the guys "General", seeing how it appears they both have oakleaves on their lapels.
Professy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #22 on: 11-08-2005 04:43 »

okay, zoidy227, fair is fair

Da Da Da Da Do'hhhhhhh ~ McDonalds Remix
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #23 on: 11-08-2005 11:15 »

I thought i had a good chance. Who was second place?
Bandit Ruler

Bending Unit
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« Reply #24 on: 11-08-2005 16:28 »

O_o Ugh! I had a good one, too! *pouts*
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #25 on: 11-08-2005 17:03 »

at least dr.T's was original. everyone else just did stupid dildo jokes.
Bender-Mon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #26 on: 11-08-2005 17:05 »

Mine may have been lame but it was not a stupid dildo joke.
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #27 on: 11-08-2005 18:39 »

true.
CrapBag

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #28 on: 11-08-2005 20:46 »

Dr t's all the way. i dont laugh out loud often on these things. but damn was that funny. good job
MrMoose

Starship Captain
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« Reply #29 on: 11-08-2005 22:20 »

MINE WAS NOT A DILDO JOKE! Get your minds out of the gutter...I was talking about a beating.
Bandit Ruler

Bending Unit
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« Reply #30 on: 11-09-2005 00:09 »

 
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Originally posted by wwe_fk:
at least dr.T's was original. everyone else just did stupid dildo jokes.

Just for the record, mine wasn't going to be a "dildo joke"... Hi wwe_fk, btw. You might not remember me, but I remember you.
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
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« Reply #31 on: 11-09-2005 02:02 »

yeah, I remeber you. I was wandering where you had went. anyway, I'l leave it to dr. t to get us back on track.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #32 on: 11-09-2005 02:23 »

Mine was about a grammy for your infomation it went:
General:Ahhhhhh! I'VE WON A GRAMMY!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #33 on: 11-09-2005 02:52 »

 
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Originally posted by Zoidberg227:
Doc T. wins, because the rest are just disgusting.  But I gotta wonder how one can get off calling one of the guys "General", seeing how it appears they both have oakleaves on their lapels.

 
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Officer: General, in all my years of covering top secret discoveries with sheets I've never dramatically revealed anything as shocking as this. Dun-dun-dunnn! The debris from an alien spaceship!

My resolution is crappy.  I can't tell a star from an oakleaf, but weren't visor leaves also a telltale general officers' insignia in those days?  What you should be confused about is why everyone (namely me and TNUK) is calling the khaki-wearing officer "Colonel" when his oak leaf is clearly gold, denoting a Major.  That also explains why his visor has no gold trim.  Field grade officers weren't allowed to wear that until the 1960s.

We could go on and on about the WWII-era military intricacies put into the show (and this epiosde in particular), but I'm sure many of out dildo-liking friends would get bored.  Here's the next grab:

dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #34 on: 11-09-2005 12:19 »

Bender:Pay me money now or ill show you my bomb as it ticks
Leela:You mean that there?
Bender:Yes
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #35 on: 11-09-2005 12:26 »

Bender: If you ever want to see your precious package again, pay up! $500!

Leela: Hmm...it doesn't seem worth it. the package itself is only worth $10

Bender: $100 then, take it or leave it!
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #36 on: 11-09-2005 13:22 »

Bender: Hey Leela, would like to see that new Zapp Branigan sex tape with some cyclops?

Leela: What!! Give me that tape right now!

Bender: I can't just give it to you. I charged those other 19 guys $14.99.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #37 on: 11-09-2005 15:00 »

Bender: I just wanna touch it. Once.
Leela: Will you let me look in that box?
Bender: For that, I'm going to want a little more.
Leela: Oh for God's sake! At least Fry has the decency to get me drunk first! No!
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #38 on: 11-09-2005 18:05 »

Back to the subtly nasty!

Bender: Leela, I'm SHOCKED!  We all know where plain unmarked packages come from!

Leela: Well I, uhm ... well, sometimes a girl gets lonely!

Don't get me started on intricacies!  For example, why were there more P51 Bs than Ds, the latter of which replaced the former during WWII?  I should really stop now.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #39 on: 11-10-2005 03:17 »

In a stunning post-election upset, Dan wins.  The rest of you pervs need a long, hard lesson in upstanding, comedic writing.
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